#Packing

[nothorses]

i think i cracked the code on converting regular underwear into packing underwear:

easily

using only a pair of sacrificial underwear

looks good (inside and out!), AND

keeps ur packer firmly and comfortably in place

if there is interest I can be persuaded to share my secrets

[dailyarchean]

why is he packing??

[deebrisbyfish]

It really doesn't matter HOW well prepared I think I am, I somehow ALWAYS miss SOMETHING. Thankfully, between Heidi and I combined, we usually can compensate for whatever either of us might miss.

[dkettchen]

happy men's day everyoneeeee

[cherry-pop-elf]

Imma just leave this here for yall….

Just…..gonna leave this here…..

[lgbtqtext]

[sevikaspuppy]

Walking up behind my femme and pressing myself against her so she can feel the strap in my pants.

[thatsbelievable]

[clarkkantagain]

nicolas lorenzon by cole fawcett

[doctoreveel]

Ghastly Chocolate; {Credit}

[archiveofaffinities]

Michelangelo Pistoletto, Small Monument, 1968

[hyydraworks]

Thanks everyone for snagging so many paleo friends in this past update!!! Everything that didn’t get shipped out this weekend will be out first thing Monday morning!

Sacabambaspis update: basically Etsy doesn’t allow mystery box type things (even though there are plenty of listings under that heading if you search for them and it took a frustrating process to hear that from maybe a human after some super generic unhelpful emails) so when I figure out a good place I can put them up I’ll post it everywhere (too enamored with my little blind boxes to dismantle them and conform to Etsy 🤭).

[chaosinthemaking5678]

[lexxxrated]

That ask about Bartys dick reminded me - obviously I do think size doesn't really matter, but could you maybe rank the boys from biggest to smallest dicks just because I'm curious

hahaha ughhhh I've avoided this ask like the plague basically since the first hornipocalypse/horny Tuesday but maybe I should just answer this once and for all.

I'll say Regulus has the smallest BUT it's the perfect length to hit that sweet spot inside of you with every thrust without much effort

I want to say James' is short but that fucker has GIRTH; he is one of the guys who has to spend a pretty good amount of time prepping their partner because of it. definitely a "shower"

I think Sirius would be next, sort of a goldilocks cock; not to big, not too small, not too long, not too short....just right. I also think his might be curved a bit which works in your favour iykwim

I'm going to sayyyyy.... Evan next; he's got a fair bit of girth and a fair bit of length. I've also seen people headcanon him and/or barty with phallic jewelry so maybe it's blinged out? not 100% I'd ever write for that though so

I'm going to put Barty next; his cock is skinny but looonnggg. also curved, and I have seen a lot of fan art of him having piercings down there so he might surprise you

I feel like Remus doesn't have tooooo much girth but is horribly long, idk why. I think it's one of those things that if the boys were the kind to 'compare' they'd all be like "!?!?!? wtf moony where do you hide that thing???" and then they all get pouty because he's way longer and so unsuspecting about it lol

[grickle14]

A Pug packing.