#Patti Constantin

[talas-first-lady]

One of the most beautiful things about Agatha All Along is that my post with the most notes is now about Patti Lupone and not John Constantine.

[david-goldrock]

The SMS song (based on "50 ways to say goodbye" by train)

There's text on screen in some shots, I will translate what I can in blue text. If the thing wasn't sent yet, it will have a > sign next to it

Ehhh, excuse me

I don't really remember If sushi is kosher Maybe worms slither in it? I fear to make a mistake It's not worth floggings Maybe it's not even tasty?

There is no one who gives care I will send a Q&A SMS

The rabbi, hello

What does one bless on a papaya? Should I go out with Maya? Am I allowed to simultaneously go out with Chaya? Text me (the word is the verb form of the noun "SMS") I have no idea If a stubborn and rebellious son (defined on Deuteronomy 21 18) Is a thing that doesn't happen Then who had eaten the entire mashed potato pot? When you'll text me Then I will know Smiley, dot.

Traffic jam Thank you, the rabbi, you helped me a lot A lot >I appreciate a lot the help with the meat and dairy problems

I fried myself an egg With a meat patty's sauce And then I mixed it with a spoon A spoon of dairy food I accidentally stabbed with it My sister - Re'ut Is she now considered meat?

It would be a shame to be bummed out I am sending an SMS

What does my wife mean When she wants "cream"? I don't wanna be there when she gets mad Text me Solve the doubt! How does one Mag?il a soccer ball? (to turn a utensil kosher) How should put the trash out? Is it allowed to dress up as Dafna Dekel? Text me And don't dodge (the question) A kissing smiley

It was really a giant help and at the end I really did eat the Toblerone hahahahaha A different question >The rabbi, what is the biggest prime number? 😘

>Where does Constantin Popa play today?

Hello the rabbi, I wanted to know how much does one pay for trip guidance And if it counts as Torah study? The rabbi, who do you love more, dad or mom? >The rabbi, hello, what do the trees do?

The rabbi, how does one make a derivative of a derivative? >Was Diphthong shortening dropped from the test's material?

>The rabbi, where can one download Shtisel from?

>Is it true that Arvit prayer is optional like Mayim Acharonim is mandetory?

>The rabbi do you have an Iphone charger?

>Can the rabbi import an Iphone from abroad for me with no problem?

The rabbi you're great A different question: Can a person eat gummy snakes or is it too similar to "thou shall not guess" (sounds like "snake". The commandment is to not try to foresee the future)

>Does the rabbi have a sister for me?

>The rabbi hello, how does the spring know that time has come? 😔

😍 What does the rabbi say about filling out a gambling card? >What about filling the void?

>Is the rabbi more of a "the hammer of the strong" or "the right column"?

The rabbi The rabbi

I want to know many halachot (jewish law) Why do Yemenites eat locust? (sounds like "a lot", the stereotype on Yemenite jews is that they eat a lot and stay thing) This Looks like cockroaches

There is no one who gives care I will send a Q&A SMS There is no one who gives care I will send a Q&A SMS

My freakish sister My Freakish Sister Dyes her hair That moment when you dye your hair and your mother yells at you Could it be the reason she has leprosy? That moment when you have leprosy :( Text me The rabbi, who murdered Kennedy? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 A terrified smiley How does one fast in a chill mood Without thinking of Bamba? Does the rabbi know of a sex-seperated course for Samba? NEW! A Samba course for beginners Every Wednesday in our community center Very sex-mixed Text me Hello the rabbi, can one paint a triangle with a piece of coal on the day after a holiday? Hello to the rabbi, his honor, I am in time limit for eating meat >Hello the rabbi I ate chicken 3 hours ago, can I wear Sh'atnez now or do I have to make a sacrifice? 🐂🐑🐄 A smiley of a sacrifice Does the rabbi get mad When I bitch a little Or does the awesome rabbi love my like a son? yeah Text me I have no idea So that I won't be worried

[ometochtli2rabbit]

MAYA:

13.0.12.10.15

ka'a [2] MEN[eagle]|TZI'KIN[bird] - oxlajun[13] ZIP

galactic tone: duality. polarity

sun sign: eagle or quetzal/black/west

ascend to a larger perspective

NAHUA:

ome [2] - CUAUHTLI [eagle]

Tlaltecuhtli | Xipe Totec

quetzalhuitzilin [green hummingbird]| warriors of Huitzilopochtli

lord of the night: Chalchihuitlicue

trecena [2]: Quetzalcoatl

x: mahtlactli-omome[12] - ochpaniztli

"Perspective of the Constantine Palace", Anna Ostroumova-Lebedeva, 1923.

"Etude Spherical Perspective", Kuzma Petrov-Vodkin, 1921.

Due to the eagle's superior point of view and keen intelligence, they achieve material abundance and good fortune.

www.mayanmajix.com

these are songs that talk about POINT OF VIEW:

Olivia Newton-John: Physical

Milli Vanilli: Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Chappell Roan: Picture You

Blind Melon: No Rain

M.I.A.: Exodus

Doechii: What It Is

Peabo Bryson & Regina Belle: A Whole New World

Peggy Lee: Mr. Wonderful

Foster the People: Lotus Eater

Kehlani: Nights Like This

Barry Manilow: I Made It Through the Rain & Come Monday

Ariana Grande: pov & Hampstead

Kendrick Lamar: Mirror

Sam Smith: In the Lonely Hour

Olivia Rodrigo: The Rose Song

Janelle Monae: Don't Judge Me

The Who: See My Way

Halsey: Hurt Feelings

George Strait: Which Side of the Glass

Grimes: Oblivion

Take 6: Why I Feel This Way

Twenty-One Pilots: Neon Gravestones

Lily Allen: Fuck You

Alphaville: Big in Japan

The Chainsmokers: If You're Serious

Paramore: Playing God

Vanessa Williams: I See a Kingdom

Elvis Presley: It's Easy for You

Sufjan Stevens: All of Me Wants All of You

Supertramp: Goodbye Stranger

Sting: Russians

Conway Twitty: A Stranger's Point of View

U2: Saturday Night

Thin Lizzy: Sugar Blues

The Bee Gees: Toys

Earth, Wind and Fire: You & Wanna Be with You

James Taylor: Golden Moments

Solomon Burke: The Other Side of the Coin

Simon and Garfunkel: So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright

Bob Dylan: Tangled Up in Blue

Johnny Cash: A Boy Named Sue

Patti Labelle: New Attitude

John Denver: If Ever

Rod Stewart: Young Turks

Oscar Peterson: New Sun in the Sky

Green Day: The Grouch & She

Santana: Two Points of View

The Rolling Stones: Any Way You Look at It

Pet Shop Boys: A Different Point of View & Jealousy

The Clash: Train in Vain

Metallica: 72 Seasons

Slipknot: Goodbye

Depeche Mode: New Dress

The Beatles: Nowhere Man & When I'm Sixty-Four

Madonna: Push & Cherish

Aretha Franklin: Look for the Silver Lining

David Bowie: Black Country Rock & Lady Stardust & Lady Grinning Soul & Columbine

Ella Fitzgerald: What's Your Story, Morning Glory?

Billie Holiday: Me, Myself and I

Prince: Baby, I'm a Star

[sisiofthemultifandom]

My Massive SHIP LIST

The following is a LONG list of all the ships I enjoy from a moderate to an extreme amount and have probably looked at fanfiction for at some point. Keep in mind this doesn't include every movie and/or show I've ever watched and I may make edits to this at a later time. Godspeed you unfortunate witness.

Agents of SHIELD

Coulson X May

Daisy X Lincoln

Fitz X Simmons

Bobbi X Hunter

Mack X YoYo

Arcane

Caitlyn X Vi

Arrowverse

Oliver X Laurel

Roy X Thea

Diggle X Lyla

Barry X Patty

Wally X Jesse

Caitlin X Ronnie

Kara X Mon-El

Alex X Maggie

Brainy X Nia

Attack on Titan

Eren X Mikasa

Falco X Gabi

Bertdholt X Annie

Ymir X Krista

Levi X Hange

Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra

Katara X Zuko

Aang X Toph

Sokka X Suki

Aang X Katara

Bolin X Korra

Avengers (MCU)

Steve X Natasha

Tony X Pepper

Thor X Jane

Wanda X Vision

Peter Q X Gamora

Scott X Hope

T’Challa X Nakia

Matt X Karen

Luke X Jessica

Peter P X MJ

Bucky X Sarah

Ben 10

Ben X Julie

Kevin X Gwen

Berserk

Guts X Casca

Bleach

Ichigo X Rukia

Uryu X Orihime

Tatsuki X Orihime

Gin X Rangiku

Toshiro X Momo

Boku no Hero Academia

Izuku X Occhako

Todoroki X Momo

Bakugou X Kirishima

Eraserhead X Present Mic

Castlevania

Trevor X Sypha

Alucard X Greta

Class of the Titans

Jay X Theresa

Atlanta X Archie

Critical Role

Percival X Vex’ahlia

Vax’ildan X Keyleth

Scanlan X Pike

Sylas X Delilah

Fjord X Jester

Beau X Yasha

Caleb X Essek

Imogen X Laudna

DC Comics

Clark X Lois

Bruce X Selina

Diana X Steve

Barry X Iris

Wally X Linda

Hal X Carol

Carter X Shiera

Oliver X Laurel

Arthur X Mera

Constantine X Zatanna

Dick X Barbara

Tim X Stephanie

Garfield X Rachel

Conner X Cassie

Kate X Maggie

Hank X Dawn

Garth Ranzz X Imra Arden

Nura Nal X Thom Kallor

Jo Nah X Tinya Wazzo

Val Armorr X Princess Projectra

Kara Zor-El X Querl Dox

Lar Gand X Tasmia Mallor

Demon Slayer

Tanjiro X Kanao

Zenitsu X Nezuko

Giyu X Shinobu

Digimon

Taichi X Sora

Koushiro X Mimi

Takeru X Hikari

Takato X Jeri

Rika X Ryo

Izumi X Junpei

Disney Animation

Mulan X Shang

Eric X Ariel

Simba X Nala

Tiana X Naveen

Tarzan X Jane

Rapunzel X Eugene

Hercules X Meg

Aladdin X Jasmine

Doctor Who

11 X Clara

Dota - Dragon's Blood

Davion X Mirana

Evangelion

Shinji X Kaworu

Fairy Tail

Natsu X Lucy

Erza X Jellal

Gray X Juvia

Wendy X Romeo

Final Fantasy

Zack X Aerith

Cloud X Tifa

Squall X Rinoa

Tidus X Luna

Lightning X Snow

Noel X Serah

Noctis X Luna

Fire Emblem

Byleth X Dimitri

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed X Winry

Roy X Riza

Ling X Lan Fan

GI Joe

Snake Eyes X Scarlett

Garo

Kouga X Kaoru

Ryuga X Rian

Raiga X Mayuri

Gatchaman

Ken X Jun

Gundam

Domon X Rain

Shinn X Stella

He-Man (OG Continuity)

Adam X Teela

Adora X Sea-Hawk

Duncan X Sorceress

InuYasha

InuYasha X Kagome

Sango X Miroku

Sesshomaru X Kagura

Kohaku X Rin

Invincible

Mark X Eve

Kamen Rider

Hongo X Ruriko

Godai X Ichijo

Shoichi X Hikawa

Shinji X Miho

Takumi X Mari

Kenzaki X Hajime

Yuuto X Airi

Wataru X Mio

Tsukasa X Natsumi

Shotaro X Tokime

Ryo X Akiko

Eiji X Hina

Gentaro X Nadeshiko

Ryusei X Tomoko

Haruto X Koyomi

Kouta X Mai

Kaitou X Yoko

Shinnosuke X Kiriko

Gou X Reiko

Takeru X Akari

Alain X Kanon

Emu X Poppy

Sento X Banjo

Kazumin X Misora

Gentoku X Sawa

Sougo X Tsukuyomi

Aruto X Izu

Fuwa X Yua

Touma X Kento

Rintaro X Mei

Keiwa X Neon

Kingdom Hearts

Kairi X Sora X Riku

Aqua X Terra

Lea X Isa

Roxas X Xion

Riku X Namine

Lucifer

Lucifer X Chloe

Maze X Eve

Magic Knight Rayearth

Hikaru X Lantis

Umi X Clef

Fu X Ferio

Marvel Comics

Steve X Sharon

Tony X Pepper

Thor X Sif

Hank X Janet

Reed X Sue

Peter X MJ

Wanda X Vision

Jean X Scott

Kitty X Colossus

Rogue X Gambit

Rachel X Kurt

Black Bolt X Medusa

Clint X Bobbi

Bucky X Natasha

Matt X Elektra

Luke X Jessica

Warren X Psylocke

Miraculous Ladybug

Adrien X Marinette

Alya X Nino

Naruto

Naruto X Hinata

Sasuke X Karin

Sakura X Rock Lee

Neji X TenTen

Shikamaru X Temari

Ino X Sai

Choji X Karui

Gaara X Matsuri

Kakashi X Might Guy

Asuna X Kurenai

Tsunade X Dan

Yahiko X Konan

Ouran HighSchool Host Club

Haruhi X Tamaki

Persona

Yu X Rise

Chie X Yukiko

Kanji X Naoto

Ren X Makoto (or Kasumi if we're going with Royal canon)

Power Rangers

Tommy X Katherine

Jason X Trini

Adam X Tanya

TJ X Cassie

Andros X Ashley

Karone X Zhane

Leo X Kendrix

Carter X Dana

Wes X Jen

Cole X Alyssa

Taylor X Eric

Tori X Blake

Trent X Kira

Sky X Z

Doggie X Kat

Nick X Madison

Mack X Rose

Casey X Lily

Dillon X Summer

Ziggy X Dr. K

Kevin X Mia

Mike X Emily

Troy X Gia

Tyler X Shelby

Eddie X Vesper

Marv X Chloe

Amelia X Ollie

Ranma ½

Ranma X Akane

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Utena X Anthy

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin X Kaoru

RWBY

Ruby X Penny

Blake X Sun

Weiss X Marrow

Yang X Weiss

Jaune X Pyrrha

Ren X Nora

Qrow X Summer

Sailor Moon

Usagi X Mamoru

Ami X Zoisite

Rei X Jadeite

Minako X Rei

Makoto X Nephrite

Minako X Kunzite

Saint Seiya

Seiya X Shaina

Hyoga X Eri

Shiryu X Shunrei

Shun X June

Ikki X Esmeralda

Deathmask X Aphrodite

Aiolia X Lyfia

Yato X Yuzuriha

Sasha X Tenma

Koga X Yuna

Souma X Sonia

She-Ra (Netflix Version)

Adora X Glimmer

Catra X Scorpia

Star Wars

Obi-Wan X Satine

Anakin X Padme

Ahsoka X Lux

Luke X Mara Jade

Han X Leia

Finn X Rey X Poe

Din Djarin X Bo-Katan

Super Sentai

Ryu X Kaori

Sasuke X Tsuruhime

Chisato X Kouichirou

Shun X Miku

Yuri X Tatsuya

Yosuke X Ikkou

Isshu X Nanami

Mari X Ban

Sen X Umeko

Doggie X Swan

Sakura X Akashi

Masume X Natsuhi

Rio X Mele

Sosuke X Miu

Chiaki X Kotoha

Takeru X Mako

Alata X Eri

Hyde X Moune

Marvelous X Luka

Joe X Ahim

Daigo X Mikoto

Tokatti X Mio

Hikari X Kagura

Yamato X Sela

Amu X Tusk

Lucky X Hammie

Balance X Naga

Keiichiro X Tsukasa

Sakuya X Umika

Koh X Asuna

Bamba X Asuna

Shigeru X Sayo

Tarou X Sonoi

Sword Art Online

Kirito X Asuna

The Dragon Prince

Callum X Rayla

Amaya X Janai

ThunderCats

Lion-O X Cheetara

Bengali X Pumyra

Transformers

Optimus X Elita-One

Arcee X Hot Rod

Bulkhead X Wheeljack

Silverbolt X Blackarachnia

Ultraman

Ken X Mari

Voltron

Shiro X Matt

Keith X Allura

Lance X Pidge

Hunk X Shay

Winx Club

Bloom X Sky

Musa X Riven

Flora X Helia

Stella X Brandon

Tecna X Timmy

Layla X Nabu

[vexic929]

T, U, V?

oh this is gonna be a long one lol I'm gonna stick with DC for now since that's what I post about the most, answers under the cut

T: What are your favorite male/male ships or female/female ships?

male/male:

Hartley x Eddie Hartley x EoWells Hartley x Harry Hartley x Barry Hartley x Cisco Hartley x David Hartley x Roderick Hartley x Bernard Barry x Cisco Barry x Eddie Barry x Eobard Barry x Harry Barry x Winn Barry x Clark Barry x Ollie Cisco x Harry Cisco x Winn Joe x Henry Winn x James Winn x Querl Bruce x Clark Gar x Jason Gar x Conner Hank x Jason Hank x Dick Roy x Jason Roy x Dick Roy x Garth Dick x Joey Dick x Slade Dick x Wally Tim x Bernard Tim x Conner Tim x Bart Bart x Conner Bizarro x Jason Bruce x Harvey Nygma x Crane Constantine x King Shark (I know it's stupid and from a throwaway line but it captivated me okay? lol)

female/female:

Iris x Caitlin Iris x Linda Kara x Lena Kara x Nia Kara x Iris Kara x Babs Dinah x Babs Alex x Maggie Alex x Kelly Alex x Caitlin Alex x Iris Alex x Nia Donna x Kori Donna x Dawn Harley x Ivy Talia x Selina Cissie x Cassie Stephanie x Cassandra

U: What are your favorite male/female ships?

Barry x Iris Barry x Patty Caitlin x Ronnie Cisco x Lisa Cisco x Patty Harrison x Tess Eddie x Iris Henry x Nora Wally x Linda Wally x Jinx Kara x Mon El Kara x Winn Kara x James Nia x Querl Lois x Clark Dick x Kori Dick x Dawn Dick x Babs Dick x Jinx Donna x Garth Dawn x Hank Gar x Rachel Gar x Terra Jason x Rose Conner x Komand'r Klarion x Rachel Klarion x Jinx Bruce x Selina Bruce x Talia Constantine x Zatanna

V: Do you have any 3-way ships? If so, what?

Hartley x Barry x Cisco Hartley x Harry x Cisco Hartley x EoWells x Cisco Hartley x Eobard x Barry Hartley x Barry x Eddie Barry x Iris x Cisco Barry x Iris x Eddie Barry x Iris x Kara Barry x Iris x Clark Barry x Harry x Cisco Barry x Eobard x Cisco Barry x E2-Barry x Cisco Barry x E2-Barry x E2-Iris Barry x Cisco x Eddie Caitlin x Iris x Linda Kara x Nia x Querl Kara x Winn x James Kara x Lena x Nia Kara x Mon El x Winn Gar x Jason x Rose Gar x Jason x Conner Dick x Hank x Garth Dick x Hank x Dawn Dick x Hank x Babs Dick x Kori x Dawn Dick x Kori x Donna Dick x Kori x Babs Dick x Kori x Roy Dick x Dawn x Babs Dick x Garth x Roy Dawn x Donna x Babs Jason x Rose x Roy Tim x Bernard x Conner Tim x Bernard x Bart Tim x Conner x Bart Clark x Lois x Diana Clark x Bruce x Diana Bruce x Selina x Talia

[album-rankings]

Banga, Patti Smith, 2012

1. Constantine's Dream

2. Seneca

3. Maria

4. Amerigo

5. Mosaic

6. Tarkovsky (The Second Stop Is Jupiter)

7. After the Gold Rush

8. Nine

9. This is the Girl

10. Fuji-San

11. April Fool

12. Banga

[starsofarda]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

So.

We are in early 1440. The Renaissance is about to kick off, we are now in a period called "Humanism", where a LOT of Greco-Roman books and fragments and whatnot are being rediscovered and rewritten - this done mainly by monks, if you wanted to be a scholar you either took the vows or you were rich.

Linguistic studies are all the rage, after all with Dante, Boccaccio, Petrarca and the Dolce Stil Novo poets trying to come up with something that would be a proto-Italian language, a lot of steps are being made using the Tuscanian dialect as a base and trying to set up rules and standards.

Worry not, officially the Italian peninsula will start using Italian actively only after reuniting in 1871, tbf still today there are way too many people who actually do not know Italian that well - looking at my Italian language teacher in high school, pls "scendete le sedie e uscite i libri", you do not talk like that if you are actively teaching Italian language and literature. 🤡

Anyway, I digress.

Well, in 1440 a monk called Lorenzo Valla decided to study the linguistics of the official Vatican documents and he decided very bravely to study the so-called Donation of the Emperor Constantin in 313 B.C. of the land to the Pope, which meant that:

This was the actual proof that the Pope COULD have BOTH religious AND secular power

The Pope, other than being the Pope was a King in his right, therefore equal - no, actually superior to any other king - See in that sense Federico II, pope Innocenzo III and everything around it

And also, not there, but tangential, if you TRULY wanted to be the Holy Emperor of the Roman Empire, only the Pope could crown you.

Well Brother Valla matched whatever new linguistic discoveries were made and the knowledge he had acquired to the document at hand. To no one of the Humanists' surprise, the document proved to be a 700 A.D. fake, written at least 400 years after the death of Emperor Constantin.

Not only linguistics were involved, but also law - after all the Law University of Bologna officially opened in 1088. It is interesting how it affirms that "by any law neither Contantin nor Pope Sylvester I were jurisdictionally equal, so the donation could not have happened".

Lorenzo Valla made the discovery known to the Vatican and he was accused of being a heretic and burned at the stake.

The actual essay was then published in 1517 by the German Protestant Humanist Ulrich von Hutten. By then Luther had already published the 95 theses and the Vatican ws actioning the Counter-Reformation to shut down anyone who would speak against the pope having any secular power. The essay was then banned in 1559 and inserted in the Index of Prohibited Books.

And the donation of Constantin keeps being a thorn in Italy's butt to this day.

So. Italy's regions were united in 1870, BUT the Church STILL held a very firm foot on Rome and surroundings. So in 1871 the State of the Church was conquered and terminated and Italy was united.

And then the Pope threw a hissy fit: "You can go vote, but you are hereby considered heretic and will burn in hell if you go vote for your government. If you are a good catholic, you will NOT vote and will submit to me, the Pope."

You can only imagine the guilt going on.

The one ""resolving"" the question was exactly Mussolini, that shitty fascist. Because if he wanted to be a dictator and whatnot, he NEEDED those catholic votes for him.

He granted to the Pope:

The Reign over the Vatican, comprehensive of St. Peter's cathedral and the 44sqm around it (ofc with the Swiss Guard and all)

The Italian government recognised the sovereignity of the State of the Church

Tax immunity to the Clergy

Mandatory Catholic studies in all schools

Roman Catholicism as the Official State Religion

More stuff, but I can't remember on top of my head

These were known as the Patti Lateranensi (Lateranensian Pacts) and were signed in 1929.

Fascism ended as it did - though it's come back full force now.

The Pacts were introduced inside the Italian Constitution in 1948, in 1971 they were defined as atypical laws inside the constitution, in 1984 they were further revised and ultimately schools were finally free not to have Catholic studies as mandatory in 1996.

And that is all for tonight.

Right, tiny non-Tolkien parenthesis. I want to put my Literature Major to good use, is there any fact from Homer to today that you would like me to talk about?

Like do you want to know about the fake document forged by the Church on Emperor Constantin's donation of the land to the Pope?

[tsgneworleanslouisiana]

What We’re Making: Refreshing Cucumber Soup with Patti Constantin, Designs in Catering

REFRESHING CUCUMBER SOUP RECIPE

*find ingredients at local farmers market if possible*

INGREDIENTS:

6 medium size cucumbers (peeled/sliced lengthwise + with seeds removed)

1 medium white or yellow onion sliced (I love using spring onions when available)

1 medium size yellow fin or golden Yukon potato (peeled and sliced)

3 garlic toes (peeled)

6 to 8 cups chicken stock (homemade is the best)

Juice and zest of one lemon

1 pint heavy whipping cream

1 jalapeño with seeds

1 cup fresh dill sprigs

1 cup fresh parsley sprigs (save some for garnish)

salt 2 teaspoons or to taste

pepper (1/4 tsp white, 1/2 tsp. black) or to taste  

INSTRUCTIONS:

Step 1: Put 5 of the 6 cucumbers, onion, potato, garlic and chicken stock in a pot. Bring to a simmer, lower heat and cover. Let simmer until vegetables are tender.

Step 2: Remove from heat. Puree in pot with an immersion blender or you can puree in a food processor or blender. Let cool for about 20 minutes and Refrigerate.

Step 3: Puree the raw cucumber, jalapeño, dill, parsley, salt and pepper

Step 4: Add cream mixture to the chilling mixture and keep chilled until ready to serve.

Step 5: Garnish with dill sprig

*Raw and vegetarian version*

Substitute potatoes and chicken stock with avocado and coconut milk (or other preferred liquid)

Puree all ingredients and chill.

*Add fresh ginger, turmeric, cumin, mint to turn into a curried cucumber soup*

*Can substitute cream with yogurt or coconut cream*

Follow Patti Constantin on Instagram for weekly catering menus or reach out to her at designsincatering@gmail.com to begin planning your intimate gathering. 

[kidkkrow]

remember when patty & aws read fanfic?

[blackcat419]

Viserys was never blind to Rhaenyra’s actions, he just didn’t care.

Viserys acted as if he believed Rhaenyra never slept with someone during her night out but we see when the moon tea is delivered to her that he doesn’t believe her but he doesn’t want to punish her. He’s willing to send away his wife’s father and exile his brother just to cover up Rhaenyra’s mistakes that he knows she’s made.

This scene makes me believe that he knows the Strong boys are bastards, but he doesn’t care because he lets Rhaenyra get whatever she wants.

He doesn’t care for rules, customs, precedents, or anything else that guides decisions of rulers. All he wants it Rhaenyra to get what she wants no matter what.

It makes Rhaenyra’s tour and leaving for dragon stone even more sad because her dad is literally bending over backwards to give her more privilege than anyone else in this world and she still gets pissed!

And the audacity to come back after 6 years on dragon stone to ask Viserys to fix her mistakes with driftmark because she’s gotten away with this so much she believes that her dad will do whatever she wants.

This is by no means defending Viserys. He raised Rhaenyra this way and never telling her no. Viserys is a bad dad, even to his favorite kid, and a bad king. Patty Constantine is the only good thing about this terrible king.

[birdonawiresara]

Sara being teleported by @familiaanteomnia’s Constantine sans her bag of Patty Shack burgers:

[spacedebris1993]

11, 43, 46 (but make it any film)

11 extracurricular.. i love writing groups and art groups but also im a jock and want to play tennis and baseball casually u kno

43 i love spicy but im also sorta weak with it (patience isnt. Ive watched patti eat an entire bag of takis between sips of water so the spicy would be more stimulating)

46 ANY FILM... YOU'RE ASKING FILM CRITICS THE SYSTEM..

The 1963 haunting is amazing, the Day the Earth Stood still is my favorite scifi and its by the same director as the Haunting. Night of the Hunter, you will watch it, 2005 Constantine is The Movie of All Time. I do like the original robocop movie. Robot Jox is great. Mad Max Fury Road. Pacific Rim. Star Trek IV: the one with the whales, Galaxy Quest, Night of the Living Dead, Train to Busan, Annihilation, Monster House, Interstellar, HAUSU, Razorback (its GOREGOUS), i like the insidious movies theyre fun. LIVID. AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE. I Am a Ghost by HP Mendoza. Final Girls also made me cry.

[flysdaleflyby]

tagged by @bestiemarner my love

five songs ive been listening to:

1. superstar (taylor’s version): taylor swift

2. abby: travis denning

3. bragger: kelsea ballerini

4. king of my heart: taylor swift

5. blow your mind: dua lipa

tv shows I’ve been watching:

i watch the same like 3 things over and over again sooo mainly american dad and bob’s burgers bc they make me laugh. i also watch wheel of fortune and jeopardy religiously. i’ve also been watching icarly bc it’s named after me lolz

the last movie I watched:

i watched the princess bride the other day for the first time

currently reading:

some boys by patty blount

before that i read what to say next by julie buxbaum and the promise of amazing by robin constantine

tagging: @iwantahockeyhimbo @breezymichelle99 @dezireekaravas and @sidneycrosbyhoe (and anyone else who wants to partake)

[reginaldqueribundus]

for no reason whatsoever: my last 100 Wikipedia tabs

(from the app)

Ray William Johnson

Kenny G

Spanish flu

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (film)

David Thomson, 3rd Baron Thomson of Fleet

Virgin boy egg

OnlyFans

Free public transport

Mandingo (film)

Imagine (John Lennon song)

Gal Gadot

Barosaurus

Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed

Prostitution in the Netherlands

Patty Hearst

Jessie (Toy Story)

List of serial killers by country

Iridescent shark

Star Trek: Discovery (season 4)

Isenheim Altarpiece

Winnipeg International Children’s Festival

Psilocybin mushroom

Subnautica

World Happiness Report

Chinese dragon

The Anarchist Cookbook

Target Canada

Marion Stokes

Dick Van Dyke

Russell Williams (criminal)

Porter Robinson

Monster (2003 film)

Flag of Georgia (country)

2019–2021 Persian gulf crisis

QAnon

ClayFighter

Kate Bush

Geneva Conventions

Martin Luther King Jr.

List of Canadian provincial and territorial symbols

List of common misconceptions

Sigmund Freud

Immunosuppressive drug

Coca-Cola BlāK

List of pirates

The Big Comfy Couch

Elon Musk

Dan Schneider (TV producer)

Azure Dragon

Dustin Diamond

Black Eyed Peas

A Jest of God

John Harvey Kellogg

On Beyond Zebra!

Garrison Keillor

Iman Vellani

Missing and murdered Indigenous women

Belle Delphine

JonTron

List of former sovereign states

Megan Wants a Millionaire

Murder of Jasmine Fiore

Crime in the United Arab Emirates

Garda Síochána

2021 Suez Canal obstruction

Fremulon

Boshin War

Non-fungible token

Down with Webster

Curry

Darkwing Duck

Hamster

Iraq

Tourette syndrome

Balan Wonderworld

Serfdom

18th century in literature

19th century in literature

15th century in literature

COVID-19 misinformation

4chan

Lindsay Ellis

Brocket 99

My Girl (film)

Comparison of traffic signs in English-speaking countries

Seattle Seahawks

Board of Control for Cricket in India

Jester

List of Nigerian actors

List of Russian film directors

People v. Turner

Johan de Witt

OPEC

Scott Rudin

Constantine (film)

Thylacine

Numerology

Aragorn

I Heart Vampires

Berthold Woltze

[soc-characters-as-songs]

oc characters as romantic comedies?

ivy: return to me ("heartbroken and struggling emotionally after his wife's death in a car accident, bob rueland (david duchovny) agrees to go on a blind date set up by his friend Charlie (david alan grier). though the date fizzles, sparks fly between bob and the waitress, grace (minnie driver), a recovered heart transplant patient with intimacy problems of her own. when bob discovers grace's heart came from his own organ donor wife, an unusual romance blossoms between the two.")

meredith: sabrina ("sabrina fairchild (julia ormond) is a chauffeur's daughter who grew up with the wealthy larrabee family. she always had unreciprocated feelings for david (greg kinnear), the family's younger son and playboy. but after returning from paris, sabrina has become a glamorous woman who gets david's attention. his older, work-minded brother linus (harrison ford) thinks their courtship is bad for the family business and tries to break them up -- but then he starts to fall for her too.")

diana: life partners ("a 29-year-old lawyer (gillian jacobs) and her lesbian best friend (leighton meester) experience a dramatic shift in their longtime bond after one enters a serious relationship.")

alassie: the wedding singer ("set in 1985, adam sandler plays a nice guy with a broken heart who's stuck in one of the most romantic jobs in the world, a wedding singer. he loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiancé. he meets a young woman named julia (drew barrymore), who enlists his help to plan her wedding. he falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married.")

ramona: under the tuscan sun ("when frances mayes (diane lane) learns her husband is cheating on her from a writer whom she gave a bad review, her life is turned upside down. in an attempt to bring her out of a deep depression, her best friend, patti (sandra oh), encourages frances to take a tour of italy. during the trip, the new divorcée impulsively decides to purchase a rural tuscan villa and struggles to start her life anew amid colorful local characters, including the handsome marcello (raoul bova).")

rhea: music and lyrics ("former music superstar alex fletcher (hugh grant) used to pack them in back in the 1980s, but now he is reduced to playing nostalgia tours and county fairs. he scores a chance at a major comeback when reigning pop diva cora corman (haley bennett) asks him to write a song for her, but he hasn't written anything in years and cannot compose lyrics anyway. noticing that sophie (drew barrymore), the plant lady, has a way with words, alex proposes that he and sophie make beautiful music together.")

cornelia: man up ("when a man (simon pegg) mistakes her for his blind date, a woman (lake bell) decides to play along to see what happens.")

kaden: my big fat greek wedding ("everyone in the portokalos family worries about toula (nia vardalos). still unmarried at 30 years old, she works at dancing zorba's, the greek restaurant owned by her parents, gus (michael constantine) and maria (lainie kazan). after taking a job at her aunt's travel agency, she falls in love with ian miller (john corbett), a teacher who is tall, handsome and definitely not greek. toula isn't sure which will be more upsetting to her father, that ian is a foreigner or that he's a vegetarian.")

andreia: wimbledon ("frustrated at his own failures and disillusioned with professional sports, tennis player peter colt (paul bettany) resolves to retire from competition and become an instructor at an exclusive private club. but when colt receives a surprise wild-card berth in wimbledon, he can't help but enter the tournament. soon, colt meets lizzie bradbury (kirsten dunst), a beautiful american tennis player with an upcoming match of her own, and finds the inspiration he hopes will turn his luck around.")

suzy: you've got mail ("struggling boutique bookseller kathleen kelly (meg ryan) hates joe fox (tom hanks), the owner of a corporate foxbooks chain store that just moved in across the street. when they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. eventually joe learns that the enchanting woman he's involved with is actually his business rival. he must now struggle to reconcile his real-life dislike for her with the cyber love he's come to feel.")

samuel: 10 things I hate about you ("kat stratford (julia stiles) is beautiful, smart and quite abrasive to most of her fellow teens, meaning that she doesn't attract many boys. unfortunately for her younger sister, bianca (larisa oleynik), house rules say that she can't date until kat has a boyfriend, so strings are pulled to set the dour damsel up for a romance. soon kat crosses paths with handsome new arrival patrick verona (heath ledger). will kat let her guard down enough to fall for the effortlessly charming Patrick?")

bianca: 13 going on 30 ("a girl who's sick of the social strictures of junior high is transformed into a grownup overnight. In this feel-good fairy tale, teenager jenna (christa b. allen) wants a boyfriend, and when she's unable to find one, she fantasizes about being a well-adjusted adult. suddenly, her secret desire becomes a reality, and she is transformed into a 30-year-old (jennifer garner). but adulthood, with its own set of male-female challenges, isn't as easy as it looks.")

archibald: sleeping with other people ("twelve years after a one-night stand, a man (jason sudeikis) and a woman (alison brie) run into each other and try to maintain a platonic relationship despite their mutual attraction.")

raphael: bride and prejudice ("with four beautiful daughters of marrying age, manorama (nadira babbar) and chaman bakshi (anupam kher) frantically seek out the perfect husbands for their children. yet their eldest daughter, lalita (aishwarya rai), is intent upon marrying at her own choosing, for love. lalita endures a number of hopeful suitors, but the american william darcy (martin henderson) seems different -- and not always in a good way. misunderstandings, schemes and lies threaten to keep the two from true love.")

[a--piedi--nudi]

Constantine's Dream - Patti Smith