#Poe scenarios

[fyodor-s-rat]

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS - you telling them "please, be gentle" before your first time

ft.: dazai, chuuya, kunikida, ranpo, akutagawa, fyodor, edgar

tw: nsfw!!

"Please, be gentle..."

Dazai

oh boy, he's enjoying himself too much

he's very cocky about the whole thing, he's teasing you because he loves how easily frustrated you are

but at the same time, he's honored that you chose him for this special occasion

how could he resist to you? you were so beautiful

when you let out these words, he stopped teasing and actually showed some affection

"Don't worry, belladona, everything will be okay. We can stop whenever you want."

Chuuya

like Dazai, he's also proud that you trust him enough to be your first

i feel like he would make everything kinda romantic, candles, roses, red wine, etc.

even though he has a short temper, he would be patient with you

he would take time to prepare you, he definitely thinks that foreplay is very important before sex, especially when it's your first one

so prepare for long making out and cumming on his fingers first

after a while, when you said those words, he just gave you a smirk

"I will be as gentle as you want, sweetheart."

Kunikida

first time with Kunikida would be the best

this man knows exactly what to do

he tries to make everything perfect. every little detail. including the time, the place, the atmosphere,...

he would keep asking if you really want to do this and if you're comfortable

but you were secretly nervous

when those words left your mouth, he gave you a reassuring smile.

"Y/n, you have nothing to worry about with me. I'll be extremely gentle, I promise."

Ranpo

when you told him that you want to have your first time with him, Ranpo felt even more confident than usual

even though he doesn't have much experience, he would be a great lover

when he heard you say those words, he just replied with a cocky smile:

"Sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about. You couldn't have chosen anyone better than me, the greatest detective."

you just frowned.

his thrusts are slow and sensual

he's keeping you close to his body, stroking your cheek

constantly making sure you're okay

Akutagawa

you're also his first, so you would be both nervous

he doesn't admit it tho

however, you can easily see through him

you see how frustrated he is, how his cheeks burn, how he's already sweaty

you would be the one reassuring him that it will be okay, i think

but when you said those words, Akutagawa realised how much you depend on him

he wouldn't really know what to say

"I... won't be harsh, I promise. If it... hurts or something, tell me."

boy would be extremely gentle, constantly worrying about hurting you and not living up to your expectations

Fyodor

why would you choose him to lose your virginity to?

i have absolutely no idea how experienced Fyodor is, but he would act confident no matter what

he would enjoy this little moment with you so much

he would love how you entrust your body to him

how he has complete power over you

he obviously knows how nervous you are, but he doesn't even try to reassure you

hovewer, when you whispered those words, he actually showed some kind of affection.

"Darling, I don't want to harm you in any way, I still have plans for you."

even though you didn't really understand what he meant, he somehow managed to slowly and gently thrust into you, trying to cause you as little pain as possible

Edgar

he would be probably more nervous than you before your first time

he would be constantly worrying and asking you if you really want it

it might be annoying, but honestly it's lovely how caring he is

"My sweet Y/n, of course that I will be gentle. I will be extremely careful, if you get uncomfortable, tell me. Promise?"

he, indeed, was extremely gentle with you.

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[chuulyssa]

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BSD MEN REACT TO YOU BAKING COOKIES FOR THEM AFTER A BAD DAY.

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★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa

!! TAGS ─ fluff, pure fluff, hurt/comfort, angst

"i know you had a bad day, so i made you cookies"

ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.

It wasn't abnormal for someone like you to see Dazai cry. Nevertheless, it'd make him feel embarrassed, even pathetic for showing his emotions to you in such a way. And somewhere in his mind, he could see the faint looks of pity on your face every time he broke down, eyes glossy as he'd remember his old days at the Port Mafia with his perfect little friend group.

He was Osamu Dazai. He had experienced pain, loss, a few fleeting moments of joy, and so much. He had been through a lot. He did not need anyone's sympathy - even yours.

This day was, hence, nothing out of the ordinary. Dazai had trudged back home with heavy steps, dismissing your questions about his whereabouts and remarks about how drenched he got in the rain.

He had gone straight into the bathroom and locked himself in. It didn't matter how many years had passed since Oda's death. It would always feel like yesterday to him, so close yet so far away. It would always rip his heart out how if he had been there just a few moments earlier, he could never have had to watch his only friend die.

He sank to his knees near the wash basin and cried.

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There was a knock on the door. Dazai scrambled to his feet to open it. He was in the bedroom after another breakdown, locked away.

"Dazai?" he heard your soft voice from outside the door. His heart warmed up a little and he opened the door.

"I know you had a bad day," you said, holding out a plate of freshly baked cookies, "so I baked you cookies."

Dazai looked down at the plate for a moment, then looked back up at you. He felt numb. He felt disoriented. Slowly, he reached out to break one cookie with his fingers and ate it.

"This... this is amazing," he said quietly, tears blurring his vision, threatening to break him down once more.

"It's not much. They're only chocolate chip," you waved a hand off. "Do you like them?"

"Yeah," he replied in a breathy voice. "Yeah, I do."

His ruined day had been perfected by a mere batch of cookies. As you urged him to have more, he finally smiled.

How could someone be so kind?

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ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.

Chuuya was no stranger to drinking and passing out on his couch only to be woken up by you late at night so that he could come to the bed and sleep comfortably there. He felt pathetic for using wine and alcohol as a means of coping with loneliness, especially after Dazai left the Port Mafia.

"Chuuya?" you whispered softly in his ear.

He stirred in his sleep, one hand hanging off the couch while empty bottles crowded on the floor.

"Chuuya."

His eyelids fluttered open, and with a groan, he shifted on the couch, his hand instinctively reaching for the bottle that lay within arm's reach.

But before he could grasp it, you gripped his hand gently.

"No," you said firmly.

He paused to look at you before rubbing his eyes with his other hand and sitting up.

"I baked you cookies," you murmured, sitting on the couch beside him.

It was only then that Chuuya noticed his favourite cookies decorating a plate that sat on the table in front of him. You leaned forward to grab two cookies, shoving one in your mouth and the other in his.

With his mouth stuffed with a cookie, he couldn't help but stare at you as the events of the entire day crashed onto him all at once. A tear slipped from his eye - of joy, admiration or sadness, he did not know. But as he stared lovingly at the way you playfully scolded him for not including you in the drinking session, your voice muffled from the food, there was only one thought that crossed his mind.

How could he ever be stupid enough to believe that he was lonely when he had you?

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ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.

Ranpo was not the type to cry in front of people. With his child-like confidence, very few people had ever actually seen him in a vulnerable state.

So it was distressing when he realized you saw right through his fake smile. He felt like an idiot for not predicting that you would get to know about how upset he was after the President scolded him.

He lay on his bed. Even thinking was too tiring for him right now. His hair was all over his face, his head pressed against his pillow. There was a knock on the door, and he spoke in a quiet voice, "Come in."

You entered with a plate of cookies. They were shaped like little stars, each with a different flavour and colour. You set the plate next to the nightstand and gave him a soft smile.

"I know you had a bad day, so I baked you cookies."

"You... you did?" he whispered, his voice cracking as he slowly sat upright to look at you in the eyes.

"I tried. I don't know how they taste. I wanted you to be the first one to take a bite."

He nodded and you sat down on the floor, looking up at him and putting a cookie in his mouth gently. Ranpo opened his mouth and felt the savoury taste of your baking.

"I like it," he hummed.

"Really? Do you want me to make some more for you tomorrow?"

"You will?" his face brightened up genuinely. "I love you!"

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ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.

Akutagawa was one to hide emotions from everyone. He did not like to let others think of him as human, but rather as a creature to be feared, and someone to be proud of to Dazai.

Since the night Dazai had been abducted and Akutagawa had interrogated him, the latter had been quiet. He was never to talk too much or overshare, but it could be sensed that something had hurt him deeply.

"Ryuu?" you said softly sitting down next to him.

"No," he looked away, shunning you out before you even got the chance to speak.

"I know you had a bad day," you smiled softly, "so I baked you cookies."

He glanced at you from the corner of his eye before his heart melted. You had the most beautiful look on your face, two hands supporting a plate of cookies. He had never told you what his favourite ones were, frankly he couldn't decide. Sweet things just weren't for him.

But these ones, the ones that you made just for him? These were his favourites. The ones you had made that showed how much you understood him.

At that point, he realized he did not have to change himself to gain the approval he desired in the past. He had already won in life the moment he met you.

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[lit3rallyll0yd]

๋࣭ ⭑ sitting on their lap. bsd x reader

gender: gender neutral

type: short scenario. imagine

characters: dazai, chuuya, atsushi, ranpo, kunikida, and akutagawa

warnings: lowercase writing and sugguestive(NO NSFW)

๋࣭ ⭑ dazai smirks slightly, watching you stand from your seat and streched, "is that a yes?" he asked, causing you to glare at him; lowering your arms. "you tell me~" you teased, causing his grin to wide. he's seated on the bed, legs closed and streched along the sheets. slowly, you walked toward him, sitting directly on his thighs, facing him. you sighed, resting your head on his shoulder and he rubbed your back gently, his hands finding under yoir shirt and his nails traced shapes along your skin. "what did you have in mind, hm?" he teased, grinning as he heard you giggle as he traced his fingers down your spine and stop by the dips in your hips. "oh~ your just full of surprises, belladonna~ you thought...you naughty dog~" and thats when he squeezed your hips, causing you to shriek and jump, quickly falling onto the matress with your boyfriend following you, kneading up and down your torso. laughs escaped your lips, "naughty dog, indeed~"

๋࣭ ⭑ chuuya was quiet, looking back at you. he slowly turned in his seat and your eyes met his own. "can you what?" he asked you to repeat, causing you to smile. "can i sit on your lap?" chuuya, this time, gave you a sly smirk, sighing as he turned around fully and tapped his thigh, "whatever, just don't do anything to mess up my work." he threatend, and you didn't need to be hold twice. you pratcially flopped against his his body, his arms wrapped around your waist as he turned back on his chair to face the desk. he had his chin on your shoulder and you had your chin resting on his head. his hat was sitting ontop of the bedstool, so you had free access to his hair. as you twirled his hair right around his neck around your finger, he closed his eyes, almost dropping his pencil out of his hands. "chuu?" you called his name out, however your only response was a soft snores from your boyfriend<3

๋࣭ ⭑atsushi blushed when you randomly sat on his lap while he was peacefully minding his own business, trying to finish some paper work. he froze, not moving when he felt your move a little on his lap. "y-y/n!" he stuttered, coughing slighly. "what? is this bothering you?~" you knew he was flustered, anyone could tell from a mile away, however you couldn't stop yourself from teasing him. "n-no..i actually-" he quickly stopped himself, sucking his stomach in and tried to start writing again. "hm?~ what? what we're you going to say?" you traced your finger up hos thigh, causing him to shiver. "babe...w-we're at..work!" he tried to sound serious, but he couldnt help but melt in your touch. all of a sudden, kunikida walked in and you we're flung across the room when he suddenly rockets upward. kunikida watched your body hit the wall beside him, and he looked back at atsushi, who was as red as strawberry. beads of sweat fell from his face. "ku-kunikida! hi! h-how's your-" "i cannot deal with you two today, so just...do your job then...continue when your somewhere more..private..." you gave him a thumbs up, cauaing atsushi to blush; "Y/N!"

๋࣭ ⭑ ranpo whispered in your ear; "i already know what your going go ask, y/n~ why don't you just speak up?" you whined, hiding your face in your hands as ranpo sat in front of you, rubbing your legs gently. "awh~ don't be like that...i was just messin' with you." he takes youe waist and draps you on his lap, leaning back on the bedframe. he traced his nails on your bare back, his arm stuffed up the back of your shirt. "was this so hard to ask for?~" god you hate it when he teases you like this. you nod slightly, hiding your face in his chest. he smiled at your shyness, resting his chin on your head. "i like this..." he admitted, "we should do this more often, of course, i get my turn being held~" he kissed your temple, giggling to himself.

๋࣭ ⭑ kunikida is not thr biggest pda fan, so when you offered to sit on his lap while he worked- he wasn't sure how to respond. "now? y/n, we we're on break 10 minutes ago- no, 15 minutes ago-" he corrected himself, looking at his watch; "and your now asking that?" you gave him a goofy smile, shrugging your shoulders. you already standing in front of him, awaiting his response. he sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "..fine." you we're actually surpirsed he agreed and with a proud look on your face, you circled around his desk and sat on his lap, facing his desk and papers. he wrapped one hand around your waist slowly, not wanting to rush, and wrote with his other hand. you leaned back into his chest, pointing out small, non-related mistakes he made, causing him yo almost push you off.

๋࣭ ⭑ akutagawa had his face buried in the crook of your neck, his breathing tickling you as you scrolled through the media on your phone. he rubbed his hands up and down your back, relaxing you. it also relaxed him, the calm silence causing his eyes to keep drooping. "if you want to...you can take a nap." you whispered, putting your phone down and traced shapes on his back. he played with your neck hairs and sighed. "don't worry, i'll wake you up in a couple of hours.." you smiled, hoping he would take on the offer. fortunaly, he was soon fast asleep moments later<3

[chuuyrr]

bewitch

bungo stray dogs x scarlet witch! reader

masterlist | rules

"the scarlet witch is a being of unfathomable magic. she can rewrite reality as she chooses, and is prophesied to either rule or annihilate the cosmos."

synopsis:

it is simple, you, [surname] [name], like the majority of the population in yokohama, are an ability user, or so everyone believes, or so you would like to believe as well.

your ability is special. you have abilities that are far greater than what this world refers to as singularities to be exact, and this is because you are more than just an ordinary ability user.

you are the scarlet witch—a being forged with no need for incantations or a coven, and being the scarlet witch you are, you have bewitched certain ability users in yokohama.

before you read:

possible spoilers for bungo stray dogs

your name is [surname] [name] and you have wanda maximoff's powers, making you the scarlet witch.

this is a oneshot series that is different and not associated with my "chaos — scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader oneshot series." in this oneshot series, reader is not a fushiguro by blood or surname, and reader does not belong to jujutsu kaisen either nor a baby or child, hence the reason why it will focus on a romantic aspect similarly to my "infinity — gojo! reader oneshot series".

playlist:

all i need, lloyd

after dark, mr. kitty

dark horse, katy perry

transgender, crystal castles

don't blame me, taylor swift

karma, taylor swift

tia tamera, doja cat

vigilante shit, taylor swift

navigation:

armed detective agency

decay of angel

port mafia

guild

[ilovechuuy4]

Horror movies w bsd boys PT. 1/2

Characters;(part one) Chuuya, Dazai, Nikolai,(part two) Bram, Fyodor, Poe

SFW!/Fluff or just silly things:3

A/N; I just wanted to post something for October/Halloween since Halloween is coming up and stuff:) I also added small scenarios at the very end bc I think it's just better for me! Please bare with me thanks! :3 ALSO!! THIS WILL BE A TWO PART THING!

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Chuuya★🍷

• Chuuya would sit through the entire movie and say he isn't scared but when you glanced over you could obviously see him jumping at the scares

• Chuuya would squeeze your hand everytime a gore scene happens because even if he works for PM it still makes him uncomfortable

• When there is a betrayal in the movie chuuya gets like, obviously angry since he hates betrayal

• Chuuya is definitely cussing out the movie if he gets like jump scared badly

• You or Chuuya would probably and up falling asleep after a couple movies and either one would have to carry the other to bed

• If y'all don't fall asleep durning the movie(s), Chuuya definitely cuddles you after the movie(s)

Dazai❀ 🐌

• Dazai is for sure a more of a kid movies/romance movies rather than horror but he watches them with you anyways (my opinion)

• Dazai says he's not scared but he literally screamed in the first 30 minutes into the movie

• Dazai definitely stress eats durning the like stupid scenes where the female/male is getting chased and they trip

• Dazai is the one to fall asleep first if the movie gets boring he won't even hide it, he will lay his head on your lap, shoulder, arm etc.

Nikolai♠︎ 🂻

• Nikolai would want to watch clown horror movies to make fun of how stupid they look

• Nikolai would make little jokes like putting his hand through his cape abd tapping you on the shoulder when you seemed bored to him

• Nikolai would eat every sweet there so yall would have to pause the movie and go get more

• Nikolai would ask SO many questions such as "Why'd they even trip nothing was there" "that person is stupid, what are they even doing?" Etc.

• Nikolai would get annoyed at how stupid the actors are in the movie(s) even if he knew that's how the script was

Scenarios♡ ;

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Chuuya★ 🍷

It was a late night and Chuuya just got home from work, y'all decided since it was the start of Halloween, y'all would watch a horror movie. So y'all went out quickly to get snacks, drinks, popcorn etc. Y'all then came back and settled down in the living room, cuddled together, a blanket draped over the two of y'all.

Y'all decided on a simple classic, The Grudge. You could already tell Chuuya was doubting the movie, his leg tapping, running his hand through his hair, biting his nails etc. Chuuya was afraid of looking like some wuss in front of you, Chuuya wasn't one to do horror movies, he didn't like them he preferred action more than anything.

About half way through the movie, Chuuya was squeezing your hand tightly. Maybe he was uncomfortable with the movie? Who knows though, because you didn't. All you did was interlock your fingers with Chuuya's gently rubbing the top of his hand with your thumb to sooth him.

After the movie was finished, which was about 1 hours long, you looked over at chuuya. He was asleep, his head lay back on the back of the couch. You slowly got up, picking up the smaller ginger, carrying him to the room y'all share. You lay chuuya on the bed and cover him, getting in the bed with him. A soft "I love you" escaping your mouth..

Dazai❀ 🐌

Dazai and yourself were at yall's shared apartment. You and the brunette were bored out of yall's mind, pacing in the house, playing eye spy, etc. It was a complicated time for a simple conclusion, go out buy food and watch movies all night. So that's exactly what y'all did

Y'all drove to a store, buying salty, sweets, popcorn, Carmel popcorn, etc. Whatever y'all wanted then, and once the both of y'all arrived home, you and the brunette got comfortable on the couch and started up a good horror movie.

It was about 30 minutes into the movie when things got suspensful. Dazai was eating most the sweets (stress eating) but you were fine with it, it's not like the sweets were expensive. There was a lot of gore and killing, the actors being well, the stupid actors they are, tripping over nothing calling out etc.

Once the movie was over y'all both sighed.. Y'all were tired and well, full. So the brunette decided to go to bed and you followed quickly behind. The both fell asleep in the bed. Cuddles to one another.

Nikolai♣︎ 🂫

Halloween was coming up, Nikolai and yourself decided to work on Halloween costumes. It took about an hour or so to remotely figure out one thing y'all wanted to do for a costume, matching? No. Extremely scary? Maybe not. It was so hard to figure anything out. So y'all both decided to take a break and watch a horror movie.

Y’all quickly decided on a movie, Terrifier, it’s a simple gorey clown movie. The both of y’all had went to the nearby gas station, grabbing a couple of snacks. It took only about 30 minutes for y'all to go there and back and get comfortable in the couch turning on Netflix and turning on the movie. Y’all were gently cuddled together in a warm blanket.

The movie was about 30 minutes into the movie, there was a lot of blood guts etc. and then Nikolai decided to mess with you. Using his ability to tap you on the shoulders, rubbing your leg etc. just trying to scare you a bit. But it didn’t work because you could see the bright glow of the portal but every time you smiled at it.

Until y’all knew it, the movie over and y’all were getting up to stretch your limbs, soft hums and soft noises of bones cracking. After y’all had cleaned up the two of y’all decided to get back to figuring out costumes. Hours passed and it was around two in the morning, y’all were both tired and exhausted but y’all ended up figuring something out, ghostface and a killer clown (of course Nikolai was the killer clown.) Once y’all had finished ordering things online y’all went to the room the two of you shared, getting comfortable under the sheets and blankets, falling asleep slowly

[vintageflowerangel]

Sorry if this wasn't what you asked for. I'm not good at writing smut.

ROOFTOP SESSIONS

Throat hitching you were so close yet so far away from your climax. The way his cock hits your cervix was painfully dreadful but it felt so good.

Arms sneaking around your waist, Poe shyly buried his face against your neck. It was embarrassing how hard he was at with the sinful act he's doing on the school's rooftop he just hoped that no one would catch the two of you. It would be awfully humiliating if the of you were caught in the end...

Continuing his movements, he began to become sloppy so close to his orgasam. 

[brxttydevil]

First Time Y’all Kissed (Scenario)

From! Bungo Stray Dogs Scenarios Warnings! They all are out of character, manipulation

Characters! Chuuya, Dazai, Yosano,Fyodor, and Ranpo

Chuuya

You two were coming back from a successful mission and Chuuya decided that you two should head to the bar to celebrate. You two were holding hands while walking into the bar. Once you and Chuuya arrived, you guys went straight to the front bar. The music was loud, the lights were flashing, and there were people dancing.

"What would you two like to have?" The bartender looked between the two of you. He would have assumed you two were dating without knowing the both of you.

"The usual." Chuuya just said. The bartender knew immediately and started making both of yall drinks.

You knew you were in love with him and wanted to spend more time with him. When the bartender returned with the drinks, you both clinked your glasses together before drinking. He has cared about you for a while and wanted to express his feelings to you, but he was unsure how. When you both finished for the night, he paid and you both left the establishment. Once outside, he took a deep breath and started a conversation with you.

"You look as beautiful as the night sky," he said, smirking at you in an attempt to appear confident. You were shocked by his sudden compliment and began to feel butterflies in your stomach. "(Name), I have been waiting for a while now to tell you how much I like you. You make me so happy. I adore the cute smile you would have on your face after each successful mission and I-"

You kissed him. He was shocked at first but he was quick to respond. The kiss was slow and sensual-as if time had stopped and the only thing that mattered was the two of you. You wrapped your arms around his neck, and he wrapped his around your waist. You both clamored to pull the other as close as possible. Eventually, you both stopped and took a minute to catch ya'll's breath. A small smile made its way onto both of your faces.

Chuuya grabbed both of your hands and asked, "Does that mean you'll be my partner now?"

Your smile widened at his question, and you responded with a "Yes!"

Ranpo

You and Ranpo were sitting down on the couch together. You had bought some pocky sticks for the game you wanted to try with Ranpo.

"So what's the point of this game again?" he impatiently questioned. He just wanted to hurry up and eat some snacks.

"Why don't you use your special detective skills to find out," you responded sarcastically. "C'mon just put the pocky in your mouth and then we'll see who is the last one to hold on to the pocky. The winner receives a kiss!"

Ranpo blushed at the suggestion of you both sharing a kiss. Although you guys had been dating for a few months, ya'll had yet to do anything intimate with each other. You both had only gone so far as holding hands and cuddling.

He put the end of the pocky that had the chocolate flavor into his mouth (because of course he did), and you put the other end into yours. You held up three fingers to count down to the start of the game.

You kept taking small bites until you felt his lips connect to yours. The taste of chocolate filled your mouth as the kiss continued. Eventually, you pulled away, forgetting that you both were in the middle of a game until you heard him confidently say, "I guess that means I win, huh."

You gave him a quick peck in response and said, "I guess so" with a smile.

Yosano

You were coming to the scene to help out. Yosano was called to help out but they needed backup. You see everyone is okay but then Yosano is hurting and bleeding a little. You ran over to her.

“What happened Darling?” You checked her body to see where everything is bleeding or bruised.

“Got struck while helping nothing too bad.” You know she would always help someone but no one has ever helped her.

Yosano would not want help even if she needed it. You would always help no matter what even tho she would get annoyed but you knew she loved it.

You picked her up and sat her on the stretcher and started to wipe the blood off. You patched up her bruises and she looked at you. You always loved looking at her. She was so beautiful in your mind. You wish you could take her on a date right now.

She looked at your lips and started to kiss you softly and smiled. “Thank you baby.” You were a blushing mess afterwards and Dazai teased you.

Dazai

You and Dazai have been dating for a week. It started when he wanted to do double suicide with you. You agreed and he was a bit shocked to see someone actually wanting to do with him.

He set up a date with you and he wanted to jump off with you. You met up at the area and saw him standing at the edge of the building. He smiled when he knew you were there.

“Hello darling, good to see you have come to join me.” He walked over to you and moved you to the edge where you can see all of the world. He put his arms around you and kisses your cheek.

“This is beautiful.” You looked around then at him.

“Not as Beautiful as You.” He kisses your lips and kept going till he needed air. “I wouldn’t want to do a double suicide with you now because I want to stay in the presence of your beauty.”

Fyodor

You and he have been arguing for quite some time. At this point, you don't even know why you even arguing in the first place. But you are getting more annoyed with him by the second and it wasn't helping.\

He was getting annoyed as well. He doesn't like arguing with you either. He doesn't want that to be the reason you two break up. He got closer to you drowning out the yelling in your voice and lifted your chin up with his finger. He noticed the way you looked at him like you had butterflies in your stomach.

"Wow, if I knew that would shut you up, I would have done it earlier." Before you had to say something else he kissed you quickly and the kiss felt amazing to you. He held you against the wall and continued to kiss you. The argument was long forgotten.

[justapastetic-humanbeing]

Their reactions to seeing them shipped (Bungo Stray Dog addition)

Ft: Soukoku, Shin Soukoku (afternotes: there was a mistake in the age calculations due to stupidity so just uhh ignore), FyoLai, FyoZai, RanPoe, SigZai Tw: A bit of swearing and mentions of sex but otherwise, none

Soukoku

"The slug??? The slug????" Dazai caught his head with his hand, shamefully covering the upper part of his head. He looks to Chuuyas direction, clearly disgausted. "Out of all the options available, y'all chose him??"

"Don't yap around like you're any better." The ginger scoffs. "I should be the one cursing the lord for being portrayed as even remotely interested in your ass."

"What do people even see in us? Clearly I deserve someone who can at least hold their liquor within at least the first 5 minutes." he fans the air.

"Don't give me that shit. A 7 year partnership with somebody isn't gonna turn into gay love, and that's not even considering the fact that I've repeatedly mentioned how badly I want to strangle this bandage fuck-"

"Actually" Dazai inturrupts with a finger raised. "It does occasionally end in gay sex. Just sayin'"

Chuuyas brows flutter. "PICK A SIDE WOULDYA??"

"I'm JUST stating out the truth"

"You mother-"

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FyoLai

"Did I just hear that correctly??" the clown gasps dramatically, holding onto the shoulder of the man beside him with a gigantic smile. "People think we have a romantic relationship, Dos!!! How adorbs is that??"

Dostoevsky seems to not pay his deepest attention to the matter. "Oh. That so. How fantastic"

Gogol turns to the side with a finger by his chin. "I wonder what they say about us?? And all the fake stories they write of our relationship! How exciting, how exciting! This has just made my day, no, my month!!" he giggles.

Dostoevsky looks up. "Oh, good for you."

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FyoZai

"Ohhhhhhhhh god. Nevermind what I said about Chuuya" Dazai shook his head in dismay. "Do I look like I'm remotely interested in a showerless-rat??"

"How foolish." the 'showerless-rat' in question replies. "I suppose I've heard worse in my life. But to come to such conclusion is utterly ridiculous and mindless."

Dazai is still shaking his head, unable to keep eye contact with Dostoevsky. "Couldn't these people pick a more tasteful person? I mean I wouldn't mind if I were to be paired at Kunikida at least."

(Dostoevsky has left the chat)

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RanPoe

"It's... flattering?..." the novelist mutters. "It's weird but... I don't mind it I guess?" The uncertainty in his voice was clear.

He looks to Ranpo, who doesn't seem to be paying attention. "Ranpo? Are you gonna say anything or..."

"Huh? Oh" He looks up to the man. "I like it."

"Y-you do?"

"Well yeah. You're always providing me with the most free snacks out of all the people in the Agency. Hey by the way" He cocks his head. "Why don't you show me that novel you were talking about? It has something to do with powdered donuts right?"

"Well... I didn't write it but... since that person gave it to me... you can read it... I haven't read it yet so..."

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SigZai

"Romantic...? With....Dazai?"

"Well isn't that an upgrade." Dazai tosses his head.

"Pardon?"

"Well, when I say a tasteful person, I suppose Sigma would certainly fit the bill."

"Uhm, no, no, no????" The manager denies. "I do not... wish to be a part of this?? Who is the one that makes this statement??"

"It's not a someone. It's the internet, a community of a kind, something that I reccomend you to stay away from"

"I am aware of what the internet is" Sigma says. "I just don't get it?? What romance is there between us? Had I just not noticed?"

"Oh believe me, you don't need that in order to have people create a ship for us"

Sigma raises an eyebrow. "A ship? They built a ship for us?" he questions, thinking of the boat kind of ship. "Why does that have anything to do with all this??"

"Oh Sigma."

[gh0stcave]

ranpo gets carsick very easily and it takes him quite some time to recover from it but he absolutely refuses to put down that book bc “i’m bored ed! you’re driving sooooo slowly!”

“but ranpo-san it’s not my fault. the speed limit is very low.”

and ranpo will scoff and whine and maybe even throw a small tantrum about the “stupid speed limits. stupid road. stupid laws. why can’t we just teleport like that nikolai guy does” but will definitely refuse to close the book and now they have to pull over bc ranpo has to throw up (spoilers: he probably can’t)

(i also hc that since he eats LOTS of snacks, his body is very used to nauseas so he just… can’t throw up anymore)

and poe knows he can’t throw up but he still pulls over every single time and holds ranpo’s hair very fucking patiently while he tries to throw up like an angry child

and maybe at some point, ranpo thinks poe might get annoyed bc poe can be squeamish (is this the right word???) but actually poe doesn’t mind it that much bc it’s ranpo. it’s not his fault. it’s just his body being a bitch.

[rosalinesurvived]

Holy damn.

Ranpo running to Fyodor even though he has no way to stop this from happening because he knows Fukuzawa is there

[fyodor-s-rat]

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS - NSFW headcanons

ft.: Dazai, Edgar, Fyodor, Nikolai

tw.: nsfw content

Dazai

he has many experiences

and it's canon that he's probably really good in bed

he is constantly horny, so he loves quickies

he would do it literally ANYWHERE (even ADA's office

he's extremely touchy

he loves being dominated as much as he loves to dominate

moans like a whore

LOVES teasing you

constantly dirty-talks

has really skilled fingers

after sex, he's very clingy

and although he's not good with aftercare, he'll cuddle with you

Edgar

he is very shy and awkward.

he's either a virgin or he has like one experience, and it was a bad one

he's anxious and scared that he won't be able to satisfy you

so you HAVE to praise him

he reads smut tho, so he learns quite quickly lol

he is VERY sensitive

even though he tries to suppress his moans, he just CAN'T.

he is above average and is aware of that, so he always goes slow on you

no but seriously, he's SO GENTLE

treats you like a queen

definitely prefers to be a bottom; he feels more comfortable

his aftercare is the best

he constantly makes sure you're alright, if you need anything, etc.

will run you a bath, make something to eat, or read you one of his books

generally the sweetest 💞

Fyodor

just for starters - he doesn't have high libido

he just doesn't need sex; he finds it kind of useless

HOVEWER, even he has to release the stress somehow

when you actually do it, it's long and very passionate

he's a virgin, but you wouldn't even know since he's a quick learner

isn't loud, but whimpers sometimes

definitely prefers to be the dominant one

he is not into dirty talk and will NOT degrade you (this is a popular hc for fyodor, but i honestly can't see him degrading his partner)

would NOT do it in public

his legs start shaking when he's about cums (it's so beautiful to see him like this)

he doesn't need aftercare, it's pointless to him

but he's aware of your vulnerable state, so he will make you at least some tea, for example

he doesn't really like cuddling, i'm sorry, he likes his personal space

but if you hug him first, he will let you

he secretly enjoys your warmth since he's always cold

Nikolai

is very goofy during the act

making silly jokes and stuff

he's definitely VERY kinky

he enjoys being dominant as much as being submisive

although when you two are done, he softens and lets himself be vulnerable

he is big and he's aware of that.

he also has skilled, large hands

is not opposed to quickies, but will much rather prefer to take time with you

VERY loud, moans and whimpers like a slut, he got no shame

he wants you to be loud too though, to let him know how good he's doing

if you're trying to stay quiet, he gets annoyed and his thrusts become rougher

however, like i said, he is very soft and affectionate after sex

he lets his vulnerable side take over, and he becomes clingy af

he just loves to lay in bed with you in his arms, not saying a thing.

[chuulyssa]

5​ 🇰​ ​🇪​​ 🇻 ​​🇪​​ 🇳 ​​🇹​​​ !

THIS IS THE PROMPT LIST FOR THE 5K EVENT.

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ

dazai

chuuya

ranpo

poe

akutagawa

atsushi

fyodor

nikolai

sigma

ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ

wearing his clothes

helping you sleep

meeting your parents

dancing with him

kissing

cuddling

reading to him

nightmare

waking him up

waking up before you

sharing your music taste

styling his hair in silly ways

brushing your hair

"i'm sorry. i talk too much."

"is it okay if i sleep here tonight?"

there! all you have to do is send me an ask with your desired character and scenario, and i will write it! im looking forward to y'all flooding my inbox :D

[apeirotilio]

*screaming in a pillow* why can't I have some eothasian specific dialogue options

[imagineanime2022]

Gamer S/O *Part 2*

Ranpo Edogawa X Reader Edgar Allen Poe X Reader Ogai Mori X Reader Akiko Yosano X Reader

Requested: Anon

Request: I read your FNAF Bungo stray dogs thingy and I was wondering if you could continue it with Ranpo, Poe, Mori, and Yosano.

Warning: Death, Injury, Cannon typical violance for FNAF, technically spoilers for games (specifically Poe's part)

Part 1 (Dazai, Chuya, Akutagawa, Atsushi)

Ranpo Edogawa

👓 You were one of the first people that they recruited when the ADA started, you were just like him and you connected immediately. 👓 He had watched it happen from the outside but he hadn’t been paired with you when you’ve been forced to use your ability. 👓 Always watched you play games and fed you sweets that he had found on his travels. 👓 You used your ability when you and Ranpo were kidnapped on an investigation and honestly Ranpo was getting to you as much as he was the attackers and you weren’t quite sure who he was trying to piss off.

You should have known what he was doing the moment that he did it “Ranpo, Ranpo are you trying to get on my nerves too?” You asked. “You're the only one in here.” He teased and you narrowed your eyes as you looked over at the door where you were sure that the kidnappers were. “If I do something about this will you stop making that god awful cow noise?” You asked. “Yes.” He nodded. “Game start.” You watched as the world around you changed into a pizzeria, your eyes set on Candy Cadet as they waddled over and cut the rope around your wrists as you stood up. Lefty watched Ranpo run over to the fruit maze arcade game. “Ignore the man sized child and go find the intruders for me, tie them up and bring them back okay?” You asked. “You can break them a little if they resist.” “Woah, there’s a secret in here!” Ranpo yelled. “I mean there is a mystery that takes place in this series of games.” You said and he looked at you. “There is?” He asked “we have to play this when we get home, you have to show me.” “I will when we get back, as long as you go and get me some snacks.” You said as he walked over to you. “Deal.” He nodded “let’s go!” “We still have a job to do, Ranpo.” You reminded him as Lefty dragged one of the men in and held the other over his shoulder. “There they are!” Lefty dropped the one that he was holding onto the floor and he groaned. “So that part where you said that we were never going to escape… I think we proved you wrong, so now what we’re going to do is drag you out of your little hideout.” “Where the police will be waiting.” Ranpo informed them, one of the men shot forward to grab you but Lefty was faster, his hand wrapping around his arm so tight that you were sure that you heard it snap. You grabbed the rope from behind you and tied his hands together before doing the same to his partner. “Thank you Lefty.” You nodded “game over.”

When you appeared back in the real world you grabbed one of the men and started dragging them to the exit of the building where the police were waiting “here are your suspects, we have to go!” Ranpo said pulling you away “we have games to play and snacks to eat!”

Edgar Allen Poe

🦝 You and Edgar had very similar in the way that they manipulate the space around you, yours was scarier than his though. 🦝 You were partnered together so you got to know each other and honestly you both had hobbies that benefited from quiet company. 🦝 Sometimes Poe would watch you play, so he often knew what game you had pulled them all into in some capacity. 🦝 It was rare for either one of you to be sent out on any kind of mission so he’d only seen your ability at work.

Fitzgerald had sent you purely because everyone else was busy or injured in some way, you had gotten half way through the mission when everything went sideways, unfortunately the group that you had been trying to keep away escaped Poe’s ability faster than you had wanted so you were forced to use yours. “Game starts.” The grimy park attraction took the place of the office as you leant back in the chair, you could see each other the group in a different room in the attraction, you could see Springtrap peeking around the corner of the office as you looked over at him “Go have some fun, make sure their dead by the end of it.” You looked over at the screen and played audio in the room that the man was, your eyes moved around the room finding Poe crouched in front of the wall. “Poe babe what are you doing?” “Is there a code that goes in here?” He asked, you got up and walked over to him ignoring one of the men running past the lare viewing mirror. “Most people don't see that on their first time through.” You smiled as you put the code in for him. “What does it do?” He asked. “Nothing for us, in the game it saves the children that were trapped here.” You answered, Poe glanced behind him when he heard a noise, he screamed before hiding behind you, you looked at Springtrap and smiled. “You all done?” He nodded, the permanent smile on his face somehow seeming happier than it ever had been. “Time to go Poe. Are you ready?” “Y-yeah.” He answered. “Game over.” You said the world melted into one that you recognised as your own, you grabbed the information that you needed and then headed back to the Moby Dick to report to Fitzgerald.

Ogai Mori

🥼 Mori knows what your ability is, he is the one who hired you after all, he had never seen you use it though. 🥼 He’d often tried to get you to use it but you were pretty good at telling when he could deal with a situation. 🥼 He was very persistent though and when you became his bodyguard and came to most meetings with him. 🥼 The perfect time for your ability came when you met in an enemy’s base, you were surrounded by their men after they had decided that betrayal was the way to go.

You clicked your back and stretched “(Y/N), darling I think it’s time that you used your ability there are far too many here for Elise.” He said as he looked at you. “You knew this was going to happen didn’t you?” You asked. “What are you talking about?” He asked, you rolled your eyes and clicked your neck. “Game start.” You muttered activating your ability, the world around you changed as you appeared in the security office of a large pizza plex. Mori sat down in the chair at the desk and you walked over and sat on his lap pressing the button for the intercom. “You all might be wondering what the hell is going on, and honestly I’m not really in the mood to explain it so I hope that you don’t have a fear of giant animatronics because they are coming at you and they are probably going to kill you.” “Hey boss, I found one!” Sun called in the daycare and you looked over at the screen. “Well you and moon decide what to do with him.” You smiled as the lights went off and Sun changed to Moon who started slinking around the daycare to scare the crap out of the men before killing them. There was a knock on the doorframe and Mori turned the chair so that you could both see who was standing there. Vanni held up the man that you knew as the boss of the gang. You leaned back against Mori “is there anything that you wanted to ask him before he dies?” “I’m sure that he has a lot to say.” Mori smirked as he rested on the arm of the chair and one hand propped his chin up. “Please…” He pleaded. “Take him, Vanni.” You waved her away and she dragged him out of the room. You turned back to the computer ignoring the scream “I think most of the others are dead,” you said pointing to the screen where you could see blood in the trash compactor, gator golf and roxy racer attractions. “Seems that he’s dead too.” Mori said as the screaming came to a stop and you sighed. “Good, game over.” You said deactivating your ability “now after all of that you're carrying me home.”

Akiko Yosano

🦋 She knows that you are strong because as is tradition for the ADA the strongest members are usually the laziest. ��� You’d often sit in her office with her, you were quiet, you played games and you stayed out of the way. 🦋 You were never affected by the gore of her job and while it was rare that you got hurt you were never afraid of the pain that she inflicted. 🦋 The first time that she saw you use your ability was to save her, you had both been sent out on a job and it turned hostile very quickly and you were the one the step up to the task.

“Game start.” You said as the world around them changed, it looked like they were inside of a computer programme, it resembled a pizzeria and there was what looked like a rabbit across the room waving at you. “Hey Glitch, I brought you a new friend.” The rabbit disappeared and reappeared next to the man that had tried to attack you. “Is this supposed to scare me?” He asked. “Well he’s a mass murder but that’s beside the point.” You answered “you can be afraid of him if you want to.” Glitch turned to him and lifted him with a hand around his throat, walking towards the curtain to take him back stage. “This is your ability?” Yosano asked and you looked at her. “Yeah I mean I can do any game that I want but this one scares people the most, considering the stories that follow it.” You explained. “Stories?” She asked. “Mhm.” You hummed “we can play the games when we get back.” “Maybe we will.” She nodded as he looked towards the stage where Glitch appeared again holding the dead man. “You broke that toy faster than the other ones.” You frowned “what happened?” Glitch shook his head “you didn’t like him?” Glitch nodded “I’ll try and find you a new one okay?” “Does he break all of his toys?” Yosano asked. “Most of the time.” You nodded “time to go. Game over.” The world changed and you were back in the alley where you had found the guy. “We should head back.” Yosano suggested and you nodded. “Let’s go.” You said turning to leave.

Request Here!!

[ilovechuuy4]

Horror movies w BSD boys Part 2/2

Characters; Fyodor D. Edgar A. Poe, Bram S.

A/N: if you are interested in part to here it is Horror movies w BSD boys 1/2 :33 I hope y'all like this one as much as y'all enjoyed part 1! And ofc scenarios are at the end!

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Fyodor❦ 📖

•He definitely has random giggle fits when someone dies

• Fyodor would be laying his head on your lap so he doesn't get too dizzy(bc he's anemic.)

• Fyodor would have you watch multiple horror movies and gorey things and then watch cute things with you so you could go to sleep at night

• He is a big "I don't care you choose" when it comes to movies but when you pick soenthing with out gore/jump scares he tells you to change it

• He isn't cuddling with you he's cuddling with the pet (that is def a rat) but he is holding your hand

• Fyodor is probably one to laugh when you get scared but then comforts you after he's done laughing because he got too dizzy from laughing so hard

Poe✡ 📚

• Poe definitely gets scared quickly

• He cuddles you every chance he gets(obvi with Karl too)

• He screams/jumps at every jump scare even if it's not too scary

• Poe can't watch the horror scenes even if he tries, it scares him too much

• The movies are for sure going to be one of those mystery thrillers

Bram➷ 🧛‍♂️

• Bram falls asleep not even 39 minutes into the movie

• Y'all will be watching Dracula there wasn't even a discussion because Bram would NOT watch anything else

• He falls asleep on you but he could still feel your presents and hear the movie still going

• If he doesn't fall asleep he watches the entire movie and recommends more vampire movies to watch

• If you fall asleep Bram would carry you to bed and cuddle you so you're warm

Scenarios!

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Fyodor❦ 📖

It was around 2pm when Fyodor arrived home, he had went to church in the morning and when church ended Fyodor had went to the store. You stood from the couch to help him since it was obvious he was getting s bit light headed from standing too much. A few hours later it was around 5pm, you had helped Fyodor cook dinner and the two of y'all decided to watch a movie!

You and Fyodor got settled into the comfortable couch, the dinner in hand. Y'all cuddles together, turning on a movie. You could hear small giggles and Russian remarks escaping Fyodor's mouth every time someone had died, it was quite funny to see. Y'all had finished the dinner that was made and the movie was half way over, there were light jump scares and most got you flinching which made Fyodor giggle.

At the end of the movie, Fyodor was already cuddled close to you his head in your lap. It was around 7pm now, the time Fyodor usually went to the shared room and slept, but not tonight it seemed like he wanted to sleep on the couch cuddled with you tonight. So that's what you did, you reached for the blanket covering you and Fyodor. He was hugging you as you both slowly drifted to sleep.

Poe✡ 📚

It was around the time of Poe to be writing another novel but instead, he had suggested watching a movie since he had wanted a break from writing novels and just wanted to spend time with you instead. So y'all got comfortable in the living room and turned a horror movie on, of course this wasn't what Edgar had really expected to watch but he would bare through it if it meant spending time with his dear.

You and the long haired brunette put on a horror movie, the raccoon between the two of yall. The both of you had bought popcorn some candies and drinks to have during the movie. About 20 minutes in there was already a jump scare. This caused Poe to jump and hug onto you, holding your hand tightly with the raccoon on his side. Poe wasnt really a fan of horror more of well of course writing mystery novels. But since he is spending time with you, he's happy.

Multiple jump scares and gorey screen times later, the movive was over and Poe was practically shiviering. You decided to put on a cute romance so Poe's mind could get rid of the ridiculous amount of gore and blood. Y'all cuddles while watching to movie and slowly fell asleep on the couch.

Bram➷ 🧛‍♂️

It was a cold Autmn night in the comfort of yours and Bram's shared home, you were with your roommate (or boyfriend whatever you prefer) and Bram recommend watching Dracula or a horror vampire movie. You had agreed and the both of y'all had got settled into the couch together, Bram had his head lay on your chest as he had his arms wrapped around you. (if it's roommates y'all are just sitting together) After y'all adjusted in the couch, you pressed play on the television remote and started up Dracula.

Of course it wasn't horror but it was an interesting movie to watch and it was fun. About 1 hour into the movie you could hear soft snores from Bram's mouth, and if you were honest. It made you smile. You enjoyed seeing him so comfortable it soothed your heart. And before you knew it, the movie was over, y'all were laying there, white noise filling the room along with soft snores from Bram. You placed a gentle kiss on Bram's long silver hair, running your fingers slowly into it.

You reached over with your free hand and arm, grabbing the remote, playing some old romances, since you knew Bram enjoyed music it was the best option since Bram was asleep. You reached once more grabbing a hairband, slowly tying Bram's hair into a braid so it wasn't all knotted in the morning. You then placed a soft kiss on Bram's lips(you can exclude this part if just roommates) closing your eyes shortly after, falling asleep with Bram in the comfort of the living room with low old romances playing in the embrace of the two of you.

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A/N; I'm actually shocked this didn't take as long as part 1 but I'm also working on a request so it was a LITTLE delayed but only by a bit, I hope y'all all enjoy it though! :3

[innytoes]

Oh could you please do #9 of the Autumn Prompts for Boggie, pretty please? I feel like this is so something Bobby would say to Reggie! Thank you! 🤗

Working at the pumpkin patch wasn't the worst job in the world. It beat the hell out of stacking shelves at the supermarket. Or walking dogs like Reggie did. He never had to pick up anybody's poop, for one. Also, when it rained, he basically got to read a paperback at his little stall scooted back just inside the barn so he kept dry.

It was threatening rain, which meant the few people who had made the trip out were hurrying along, trying to get to their cars before the clouds opened up. Bobby rang them all up, offering a pumpkin shaped lollypop to a little girl with a smile. No need to be the cool-guy rockstar here. Here he was just Bobby, Mr Pumpkin Salesman.

"Do I get a lollypop too?" A far too familiar voice asked him. And there was Reggie. The little shit had waited until everyone else was done and hurrying to their car before popping up out of nowhere.

"That depends, were you well-behaved?" he asked, deadpan. Reggie considered it for a moment.

"I think so," he said, ridiculously earnest. His eyes sparkled, and ugh, Bobby never knew what to do when Reggie looked at him like that, all cute-looking and stuff. They'd only been dating for a few weeks, but it seemed like Reggie had already figured out how flustered he could make Bobby with just one look.

"Sorry, lollypops are only for customers," Bobby said.

Reggie beamed, before lifting up one of the wicker baskets they had stacked at the gate. It was filled to the brim with pumpkins. Medium sizes ones, small ones, weird oblong ones, in all different shades.

"That's... that's an alarming amount of gourds you got there, buddy," Bobby said slowly.

Reggie gave him a look, before bending down and pulling out another basket, this one filled with four bigger pumpkins.

"And these are for us to carve for our Halloween party!" he said happily. Which, Bobby though they were just going to crash in the studio and watch a scary movie and make fun of Alex every time he jumped (and then turn right around and make fun of Luke when he inevitably couldn't sleep).

"And the other sixty-thousand small ones?" he asked.

"Because they're cute," Reggie said. Then he smirked. "Like you."

Bobby hated the fact that it worked. He hated the fact that he could feel his face go red, hated even more that Reggie's grin just grew. Cute smug bastard.

"I think you're just angling for a discount," he grumbled, as he started lifting gourds out of the basket. And if he maybe didn't count every fifth one, well, whatever, they were tiny ones, it was fine.

"And a lollypop," Reggie beamed.

When the sky broke open and it started to pour, Bobby pulled Reggie into the bar. His lips were sweet and sugary from the lollypop.