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Hmm... You seem further in the future... Could you tell me what it's like? [can't send asks from side-blogs :( ]
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#Rainbow quest#rainbow quest oc#indigo-green steve#rq!indigo#Sl!indigo mention#rp blog#ask box#roast interaction
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I'm trying to cope with the power of silly doodles...
#at least i've got an interaction between jinx and viktor#divas roasting each other#i'm ok (nope)#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane act 2#jinx & viktor#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#jayce arcane#isha arcane#jayce talis#myart
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[Non Cannon interaction below due to different timelines]
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OoC // Wow okay stealing my idea that Goggles gave the device to the character wow- /JOKE
Uhh... hi.?
What in the world did Goggles give me-?
Anyways... Hello? Uhm... I guess you should get to know me some..
I'm Roast and I'm from, what you all know as, the "Steve Legends Era..." whatever thats supposed to mean. I'm currently dating a Forest Steve named Fern and I love them very much <3
My pronouns are he/him
I'm a scout/elite for the Red Kingdom. I loooove doing archeology as a side hobby when I have the time, and I'm often gone for weeks at a time, usually.
My main weapons are any type of bow and daggers, but if I have to use anything else, I will (even if I don't like it.)
My biggest fear is forgetting everyone and everything, so lets hope that never happens! [foreshadowing]
Goggles and I are bestiessss :] I tell him ALL the stuff I find when I'm out, and if possible, bring some stuff back for him!
Ask me anything or talk to me if you want. I don't bite!
Um.. That's all for now, but I might add more later, if I remember...
[ooc- the picrew that I used for the profile https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/100365
deeper lore if you're interested Roast!
and my main blog is @cavedweller1st]
#Non Cannon interaction#RQ!Indigo#SL!Indigo mention#Indigo-Green Steve#Rp blog#rainbow quest#rainbow quest oc#Roast interaction
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Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other
#divorced -> friends who only see each other once every hundred years#bonus points for no one knowing they were married#or that they know each other#i wouldnt even say their breakup was messy#it was probably really gradual#Reaper is really chill with the roasting but NM is out for blood#reaper sans#nightmare sans#utmv#dreamtale nightmare#reapermare#past reapermare#my art#first post wooo!!#anyway i love these two and think about them interacting a lot :)#death sans
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#tumblrtop10#aka Gale Gale and More Gale#70% Gale being wonderful 25% Gale being sexy and 5% Mystra getting roasted#Thanks all for the fun comments and interactions and additions!!#love yβall#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3
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βyou donβt owe anyone anythingβ actually you owe everyone everything!!! you OWE your table server and your coworkers and the elderly person you pass on the street and the dog on its walk and the child toddling along in the park and the driver trying to merge next to you and the pregnant person standing on public transport KINDNESS in return for theirs!! the connections we build are what give life meaning!!!
#a buddy of mine is a server and is getting ROASTED on twitter for complaining about#how often nowadays people will just completely ignore her when she greets them and asks how they are and what can she get them started with#and when they DO finally acknowledge that she Exists theyβre rude about it all#and how demoralizing and dehumanizing it is#and of course people have taken this and decided that being told itβs rude to ignore that your server exists is actually ableist#like jesus fucking christ you people canβt do anything huh#like iβm serious iβm ND and have terrible days where i go mute sometimes and you know what i do?#do my best to not go out places that require social interaction but if i Must then iβm not a prick to the people i come across#because my issues arenβt their fault. and i owe it to them to not make their lives harder.#anyway iβm so angry for bailey people are so awful grow up and have some fucking AGENCY
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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)
#still not sure who I'll romance first but I *am* starting to find lucanis just like. inherently hilarious. which is often how it starts.#for me. because of my many faults and flaws as a human being. I can't resist anything I find even slightly funny#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#solas#dragon age spoilers#god please PLEASE let there be a fade section where solas and spite could interact just to complete my Vision here#anyway I think this concept could bring out the absolute troll side of solas that I love and treasure so much#if you annoy him too much in your little fade talks he'll start loudly critiquing your kissing technique in the back of your head#'oh is that how people go about it these days. well. not how I would have done it but to each their own of course'#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate)#I mean only lucanis and the player can hear spite apparently so it'd be more like lucanis looking into the camera like he's on the office#it's so cruel I think he's already going to be real weird at emotional intimacy as it is he shouldn't have to deal#with being bounced against the fourth wall like a little rubber ball on top of it all. sorry about your life (?) lucanis
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something about the fact that Zoro saw s-hawk eyes furrow in effort with a concentrated frown and a little sweat drip down his face and immediately went what is this? who is this fraud?!? Mihawk would never be so human
The fact that there's also this translation is sooo much funnier because this is so much differnet than just calling s-hawk more human as a jab. Mihawk your boy is coming for your throat.
#Zoro still saltly mihawk didn't allow him to engage in alcholism like a hypocrite#the fact that this implies that Zoro believes a child mihawk should be just as stoic as his older version#Zoro trolling Mihawk that he's literally more inhuman than a murder robot#I need more of Zoro and S-hawk interactions#i need him to meet perona who would roast all 3 of them even more#op#dracule mihawk#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#hawkeye mihawk#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#zoro#one piece meme#one piece funny#shitposting#one piece shitpost
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Since you're in the future, what's Goggles- er Professor.Red like?
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i like damien on his own but i dont think he has any natural on-screen chemisty with the rest of the cast. this doesnt mean he doesnt have his moments performance vise etc. but i dont see it when people talk about "sibling" energy with anyone else. they/he makes it very obvious that he doesnt hang out with the cast or is there in the office enough to chat casually with them to be able to tune in to their natural conversation/joke flow. idk, all i get from damien pairings is "sometimes amicable coworkers" vibes. it feels like sometimes the others are walking on eggshells around him a little.. also this is a litle unrelated but, i know damien talked about saying sorry a lot before, i wonder if he is aware that somebody saying sorry for things that arent problems may put other people in a weird awkward place where they wonder since this person is apologizing for everything are they also supposed to be apologizing for random shit well? idk i think saying sorry all the time is an understandable but still a bad habit that actively harms your communication style with other people. he also says thank you a lot i noticed, especially when people are just stating/pointing things out
I'll let these speak for themselves.
Shayne and Damien 1 2 3 4 Tommy and Damien Angela and Damien 1 2 3 Damien and a myriad of cast members 1 2 3
#smosh confessions#smosh#smoshblr#smosh confession#commentary β#are we watching the same channel? his entire roast is everyone understanding him and having chemistry with him#choosing to criticize someone making sure people know you're thankful for them is a... choice#saying sorry repeatedly is also a trauma response and he has very clearly worked very hard on it#I'm sorry but this entire ask reads as ableism towards autistic people and their mannerisms. Reading everything he does as bad is FUBAR.#Are you reading into every other cast member's interactions with others like this? If you aren't ask yourself why.#smosh negative#ableism#damien haas#if you think i'm pissed it's because i am. i've been on the receiving end of this kind of nitpicking and it fucking blows.
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one thing about kurapika is that he loves to annoy leorio so so much. it's literally one of his favourite things to do.
#this is half of what makes their dynamic so funny to me. they have so few canon interactions but there's enough of a pattern#that i think you can tell yeahhh kurapika is definitely making blunt snarky comments to annoy him on purpose#kurapika sees this guy and it's a genuine toss-up as to whether or not he's going to say something very sincere and complimentary#or just straight up roast his ass with no lead in. what is his fucking problem djfbvhsdjflbvh#idk idk. could just be my weird interpretation. but still. you can tell they're friends.#storyrambles#hunter x hunter#hxh#kurapika#leorio paladiknight#random thoughts
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Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think heβd low key be REALLY into it if youβre a little shit right back to him.
Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says βCute set, eh?? Too bad it wonβt fit your fatass! >:)οΏ½οΏ½ And without even looking up from what youβre doing, you smirk and shoot back βOh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I canβt really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.β And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.
#yes this interaction did happen#the aftermath: he just cackled and said βya got me there love. now comereβ and lemme take ya up on that offer~β#internally tho he was like βi must be the luckiest bastard in hell; fuckin love this bitchβ#you and mammon regularly tease and roast eachother#not only is it entertaining to him but itβs also hot af that you can take his shit and throw it right back at him and then some#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#mammon#helluva boss mammon#hazbin hotel mammon#mammon x reader
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Last night my sister and I were talking about face moisturizers and I said I donβt use any, and of course this set her off. She was absolutely appalled, and couldnβt help being dramatic and making fun of me for it.
The conversation moves on and I forgot what brought it up but I said βwell Iβm older than you,β and this bitch side eyes me and says βnot if you donβt use moisturizer, youβre not.β
All this to say, if this conversation doesnβt sound exactly like what would happen if @crazylittlejesterβs Time told Warriors that he doesnβt use moisturizer, then I donβt know what does.
#the fact that it sounded exactly like an interaction between time and warriors had me laughing more than my sisters comment itself#also donβt flame me for not usuing moisturizer I just donβt have any#Iβm going to buy some now because how can I not after a roast like that#like I was cracking up about how much it sounded like something warriors would say to time and I didnβt even know how to explain to her why
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What would you do if you were put in a room with other different versions of unpleasantβs?
#Dont believe anything he says btw he back pain#Anyways draw yβallβs unpleasantβs roasting or interacting with him or something /HEAVY JOKE#dadpleasant#ask blog#ask#silly#He wen insane omg
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Local therapist... wait you don't have a license.
Crewel: Yuu, you understand that your level of emotional intelligence is hard to find in puppies at NRC, right?
Yuu: Unfortunately.
Trein: And you know firsthand what happens to a person when they bottle up negative feelings to the point of overflowing, magic or not, right?
Yuu saluting: Yessir.
Sam, clenching their shoulders: So you know you can tell a reliable adult any time if something is wrong, right?
Yuu, with the brightest, most innocent smile: Nuh uh.

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#sage crewel#mozus trein#sam twst#therapist yuu#bros out here giving the staff more gray hairs than adeuce with only about 5 concerning interactions#they're so close to roasting that crow alive#all of nrc needs therapy#YUU NO! DON'T JOIN CATER AND JAMILS ACTING CLUB#also#enjoy Emu being scared of Mafuyu (again)#lol#someone drag this mf to a psychologist
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Itβs a shame youβre not interested in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cause I wanted to see you write Winnie, Piglet, Tigger and Owl gang///bang///ing the reader.
Accept these headcanons about them I have concocted that might make zero sense and/or be completely out of character. Idk. I support people wanting smut for weirdass characters.Β Does this count as yiff? π€
Winnie: Initiates gang bang, even roughly pawing at your cl!t to make sure youβre wet enough for bearbacking. Falls asleep pretty much immediately afterwards, no aftercare. Probably grunts the most and is generally louder than the others.Β
Piglet: Likes getting little kissies on his face. Then gets impatient when his tusks get in the way of mouth kisses, so he just shoves his meat thermometer down your throat while WinnieβIβm not calling him Pooh, thatβs too cute for a slasherβmakes sure youβre slick enough.Β
Tigger: If you try getting off your hands and knees while getting spit toasted by Winnie and Piglet, Tigger will bite your nape to keep you in place. Might just paint your back with stripes, so to speak, if you donβt have a hole free. If Piglet finishes first, heβll wait until your pussyβs available.Β
Owl: Also not bothered by sloppy seconds. Can he fly? Iβd imagine heβd grasp your ankles with his talons and take you up into a tree. Because he has wings for arms, youβll have to spread your own legs and use them to hold onto a branch while being pile driven.Β
Itβs a low branch. At this point fluids are probably dripping down you and if the others havenβt finished, or want to go again, your mouth is still available. And your tits.Β
Hopefully their blood rushes out of their dicks, before your blood rushes to your head.
#anon#ask#Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey#Winnie the Pooh#minors do not interact#smut#gang bang.#terato#oral.#blowjob.#fingering.#spit roasting#pile driving#Piglet#Tigger#Owl#Blood and Honey#Twisted Childhood Universe#Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023#Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2
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