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whydontirememberanything Β· 8 months ago
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Hmm... You seem further in the future... Could you tell me what it's like? [can't send asks from side-blogs :( ]
β€œ π™Έπšβ€™πšœ πš—πš’πšŒπšŽ.. π™°πš•πš• 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 πš”πš’πš—πš πš‘πšŠπšœ πš‹πšŽπšŽπš— πš™πš›πš˜πšœπš™πšŽπš›πš’πš—πš πšŽπšŸπšŽπš› πšœπš’πš—πšŒπšŽ πš πšŽβ€™πšŸπšŽ πšπš’πš—πš’πšœπš‘πšŽπš 𝚘𝚏𝚏 πšŠπš—πš’ πšœπšžπš™πšŽπš› πš–πšŠπš“πš˜πš› πš™πš›πš˜πš‹πš•πšŽπš–πšœ. π™Έπš 𝚠𝚊𝚜 πš–πš˜πš›πšŽ πš‚πšŠπš‹πš›πšŽ, πš‹πšžπš 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πšπš˜πš—β€™πš πš”πš—πš˜πš  πš‘πš’πš–.. πš‚πšπšŽπšŸπšŽπšœ πšŠπš›πšŽ πš‹πšŽπšπš’πš—πš—πš’πš—πš 𝚝𝚘 πš•πš’πšŸπšŽ πš’πš— πš˜πšπš‘πšŽπš› πš”πš’πš—πšπšπš˜πš–πšœ πš–πš˜πš›πšŽ πšŠπš—πš πš–πš˜πš›πšŽ. π™Έπšβ€™πšœ πš™πš›πšŽπšπšπš’ πšπš›πšŽπšŠπš. π™°πš—πš πšπš‘πšŽ πš›πšŽπš 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 πšŒπšŠπš–πšŽ 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 πš‘πš’πšπš’πš—πš! πšƒπš‘πš˜πšžπšπš‘ 𝙸 πš‹πšŽπš•πš’πšŽπšŸπšŽ 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πš πšŽπš›πšŽ πšπš›πš˜πš– πš‹πšŽπšπš˜πš›πšŽ πšπš‘πšŠπš.. 𝙸 πšπš‘πš’πš—πš” 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘..? β€œ
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bananadramaaa Β· 7 months ago
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I'm trying to cope with the power of silly doodles...
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whydontirememberanything Β· 8 months ago
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[Non Cannon interaction below due to different timelines]
β€œ π™·πšŽπš’!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 πšœπšŽπšŽπš– πšπšŠπš–πš’πš•πš’πšŠπš›, 𝙸 πš“πšžπšœπš πšŒπšŠπš—β€™πš πš™πšžπš πš–πš’ πšπš’πš—πšπšŽπš› πš˜πš— πš πš‘πš’β€¦ π™°πš—πš’πš πšŠπš’πšœ, πš–πšŽ πšŠπš—πš π™Άπš˜πšπšπš•πšŽπšœ πšŠπš›πšŽ πšŒπš•πš˜πšœπšŽ πšπš›πš’πšŽπš—πšπšœ 𝚊𝚜 πš πšŽπš•πš•! β€œ
β€œ π™΅πš˜πš›πšŽπšœπš πš‚πšπšŽπšŸπšŽπšœ πšŠπš•πšœπš˜ πšœπš˜πšžπš—πš πšπšŠπš–πš’πš•πš’πšŠπš›β€¦ π™Ύπšπš.. β€œ
OoC // Wow okay stealing my idea that Goggles gave the device to the character wow- /JOKE
Uhh... hi.?
What in the world did Goggles give me-?
Anyways... Hello? Uhm... I guess you should get to know me some..
I'm Roast and I'm from, what you all know as, the "Steve Legends Era..." whatever thats supposed to mean. I'm currently dating a Forest Steve named Fern and I love them very much <3
My pronouns are he/him
I'm a scout/elite for the Red Kingdom. I loooove doing archeology as a side hobby when I have the time, and I'm often gone for weeks at a time, usually.
My main weapons are any type of bow and daggers, but if I have to use anything else, I will (even if I don't like it.)
My biggest fear is forgetting everyone and everything, so lets hope that never happens! [foreshadowing]
Goggles and I are bestiessss :] I tell him ALL the stuff I find when I'm out, and if possible, bring some stuff back for him!
Ask me anything or talk to me if you want. I don't bite!
Um.. That's all for now, but I might add more later, if I remember...
[ooc- the picrew that I used for the profile https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/100365
deeper lore if you're interested Roast!
and my main blog is @cavedweller1st]
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mildarka Β· 1 year ago
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Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other
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dekariosclan Β· 5 months ago
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marisatomay Β· 2 years ago
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β€œyou don’t owe anyone anything” actually you owe everyone everything!!! you OWE your table server and your coworkers and the elderly person you pass on the street and the dog on its walk and the child toddling along in the park and the driver trying to merge next to you and the pregnant person standing on public transport KINDNESS in return for theirs!! the connections we build are what give life meaning!!!
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vaguely-concerned Β· 8 months ago
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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)
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kacievvbbbb Β· 10 months ago
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something about the fact that Zoro saw s-hawk eyes furrow in effort with a concentrated frown and a little sweat drip down his face and immediately went what is this? who is this fraud?!? Mihawk would never be so human
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The fact that there's also this translation is sooo much funnier because this is so much differnet than just calling s-hawk more human as a jab. Mihawk your boy is coming for your throat.
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whydontirememberanything Β· 7 months ago
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Since you're in the future, what's Goggles- er Professor.Red like?
β€œ π™Άπš˜πšπšπš•πšŽπšœ!! (π™³πš˜πš—β€™πš πš πš˜πš›πš›πš’, 𝙸 πšŒπšŠπš•πš• πš‘πš’πš– πšπš‘πšŠπš 𝚝𝚘𝚘.) β€œ
β€œ πš†πšŽπš•πš• πšπš˜πš› πš˜πš—πšŽ, πš‘πšŽβ€™πšœ πššπšžπš’πšπšŽ πš•πš’πšπšŽπš›πšŠπš•πš•πš’ πšŒπš•πš’πš—πš’πšŒπšŠπš•πš•πš’ πš’πš—πšœπšŠπš—πšŽ. π™½πš˜ πšπš˜πšžπš‹πš. β€œ
β€œ π™±πšžπš πš’πš 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 πš‹πšŽ 𝚊 πš πš‘πš˜πš•πšŽ πš•πš˜πš πš πš˜πš›πšœπšŽ. π™Έβ€™πš 𝚜𝚊𝚒 πš πš‘πšŽπš— π™Έβ€™πš– πšŠπš›πš˜πšžπš—πš, πš‘πšŽ πšπšŠπš’πš—πšœ πš–πš˜πš›πšŽ πšœπš˜πšŒπš’πšŠπš• πšŠπš πšŠπš›πšŽπš—πšŽπšœπšœ. π™Ώπš˜πšœπšœπš’πš‹πš•πš’ πš‹πšŽπšŒπšŠπšžπšœπšŽ πš‘πšŽ πš›πšŽπšŒπš˜πšπš—πš’πš£πšŽπšœ πš–πšŽ 𝚊𝚜 πšœπš˜πš–πšŽπš˜πš—πšŽ πšπš›πš˜πš– πš˜πšžπš› πš™πšŠπšœπš. β€œ
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smosh-fessions Β· 5 months ago
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i like damien on his own but i dont think he has any natural on-screen chemisty with the rest of the cast. this doesnt mean he doesnt have his moments performance vise etc. but i dont see it when people talk about "sibling" energy with anyone else. they/he makes it very obvious that he doesnt hang out with the cast or is there in the office enough to chat casually with them to be able to tune in to their natural conversation/joke flow. idk, all i get from damien pairings is "sometimes amicable coworkers" vibes. it feels like sometimes the others are walking on eggshells around him a little.. also this is a litle unrelated but, i know damien talked about saying sorry a lot before, i wonder if he is aware that somebody saying sorry for things that arent problems may put other people in a weird awkward place where they wonder since this person is apologizing for everything are they also supposed to be apologizing for random shit well? idk i think saying sorry all the time is an understandable but still a bad habit that actively harms your communication style with other people. he also says thank you a lot i noticed, especially when people are just stating/pointing things out
I'll let these speak for themselves.
Shayne and Damien 1 2 3 4 Tommy and Damien Angela and Damien 1 2 3 Damien and a myriad of cast members 1 2 3
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iwritenarrativesandstuff Β· 1 year ago
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one thing about kurapika is that he loves to annoy leorio so so much. it's literally one of his favourite things to do.
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dragonanon Β· 1 year ago
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Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.
Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says β€œCute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)οΏ½οΏ½ And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back β€œOh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.
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breathofthewildyaverage Β· 6 months ago
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Last night my sister and I were talking about face moisturizers and I said I don’t use any, and of course this set her off. She was absolutely appalled, and couldn’t help being dramatic and making fun of me for it.
The conversation moves on and I forgot what brought it up but I said β€œwell I’m older than you,” and this bitch side eyes me and says β€œnot if you don’t use moisturizer, you’re not.”
All this to say, if this conversation doesn’t sound exactly like what would happen if @crazylittlejester’s Time told Warriors that he doesn’t use moisturizer, then I don’t know what does.
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regretefic Β· 1 year ago
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What would you do if you were put in a room with other different versions of unpleasant’s?
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3lliesan Β· 7 months ago
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Local therapist... wait you don't have a license.
Crewel: Yuu, you understand that your level of emotional intelligence is hard to find in puppies at NRC, right?
Yuu: Unfortunately.
Trein: And you know firsthand what happens to a person when they bottle up negative feelings to the point of overflowing, magic or not, right?
Yuu saluting: Yessir.
Sam, clenching their shoulders: So you know you can tell a reliable adult any time if something is wrong, right?
Yuu, with the brightest, most innocent smile: Nuh uh.
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tawneybel Β· 1 year ago
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It’s a shame you’re not interested in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cause I wanted to see you write Winnie, Piglet, Tigger and Owl gang///bang///ing the reader.
Accept these headcanons about them I have concocted that might make zero sense and/or be completely out of character. Idk. I support people wanting smut for weirdass characters.Β Does this count as yiff? πŸ€”
Winnie: Initiates gang bang, even roughly pawing at your cl!t to make sure you’re wet enough for bearbacking. Falls asleep pretty much immediately afterwards, no aftercare. Probably grunts the most and is generally louder than the others.Β 
Piglet: Likes getting little kissies on his face. Then gets impatient when his tusks get in the way of mouth kisses, so he just shoves his meat thermometer down your throat while Winnieβ€”I’m not calling him Pooh, that’s too cute for a slasherβ€”makes sure you’re slick enough.Β 
Tigger: If you try getting off your hands and knees while getting spit toasted by Winnie and Piglet, Tigger will bite your nape to keep you in place. Might just paint your back with stripes, so to speak, if you don’t have a hole free. If Piglet finishes first, he’ll wait until your pussy’s available.Β 
Owl: Also not bothered by sloppy seconds. Can he fly? I’d imagine he’d grasp your ankles with his talons and take you up into a tree. Because he has wings for arms, you’ll have to spread your own legs and use them to hold onto a branch while being pile driven.Β 
It’s a low branch. At this point fluids are probably dripping down you and if the others haven’t finished, or want to go again, your mouth is still available. And your tits.Β 
Hopefully their blood rushes out of their dicks, before your blood rushes to your head.
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