#Roast interaction

[whydontirememberanything]

Hmm... You seem further in the future... Could you tell me what it's like? [can't send asks from side-blogs :( ]

“ 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎.. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚎’𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚓𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚒𝚖.. 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘..? “

[bananadramaaa]

I'm trying to cope with the power of silly doodles...

[whydontirememberanything]

[Non Cannon interaction below due to different timelines]

“ 𝙷𝚎𝚢!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚛, 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢… 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕! “

“ 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚛… 𝙾𝚍𝚍.. “

OoC // Wow okay stealing my idea that Goggles gave the device to the character wow- /JOKE

Uhh... hi.?

What in the world did Goggles give me-?

Anyways... Hello? Uhm... I guess you should get to know me some..

I'm Roast and I'm from, what you all know as, the "Steve Legends Era..." whatever thats supposed to mean. I'm currently dating a Forest Steve named Fern and I love them very much <3

My pronouns are he/him

I'm a scout/elite for the Red Kingdom. I loooove doing archeology as a side hobby when I have the time, and I'm often gone for weeks at a time, usually.

My main weapons are any type of bow and daggers, but if I have to use anything else, I will (even if I don't like it.)

My biggest fear is forgetting everyone and everything, so lets hope that never happens! [foreshadowing]

Goggles and I are bestiessss :] I tell him ALL the stuff I find when I'm out, and if possible, bring some stuff back for him!

Ask me anything or talk to me if you want. I don't bite!

Um.. That's all for now, but I might add more later, if I remember...

[ooc- the picrew that I used for the profile https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/100365

deeper lore if you're interested Roast!

and my main blog is @cavedweller1st]

[mildarka]

Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other

[dekariosclan]

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[marisatomay]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” actually you owe everyone everything!!! you OWE your table server and your coworkers and the elderly person you pass on the street and the dog on its walk and the child toddling along in the park and the driver trying to merge next to you and the pregnant person standing on public transport KINDNESS in return for theirs!! the connections we build are what give life meaning!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)

[kacievvbbbb]

something about the fact that Zoro saw s-hawk eyes furrow in effort with a concentrated frown and a little sweat drip down his face and immediately went what is this? who is this fraud?!? Mihawk would never be so human

The fact that there's also this translation is sooo much funnier because this is so much differnet than just calling s-hawk more human as a jab. Mihawk your boy is coming for your throat.

[whydontirememberanything]

Since you're in the future, what's Goggles- er Professor.Red like?

“ 𝙶𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚜!! (𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘.) “

“ 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚎. 𝙽𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝. “

“ 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎. 𝙸’𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝. “

[smosh-fessions]

i like damien on his own but i dont think he has any natural on-screen chemisty with the rest of the cast. this doesnt mean he doesnt have his moments performance vise etc. but i dont see it when people talk about "sibling" energy with anyone else. they/he makes it very obvious that he doesnt hang out with the cast or is there in the office enough to chat casually with them to be able to tune in to their natural conversation/joke flow. idk, all i get from damien pairings is "sometimes amicable coworkers" vibes. it feels like sometimes the others are walking on eggshells around him a little.. also this is a litle unrelated but, i know damien talked about saying sorry a lot before, i wonder if he is aware that somebody saying sorry for things that arent problems may put other people in a weird awkward place where they wonder since this person is apologizing for everything are they also supposed to be apologizing for random shit well? idk i think saying sorry all the time is an understandable but still a bad habit that actively harms your communication style with other people. he also says thank you a lot i noticed, especially when people are just stating/pointing things out

I'll let these speak for themselves.

Shayne and Damien 1 2 3 4 Tommy and Damien Angela and Damien 1 2 3 Damien and a myriad of cast members 1 2 3

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

one thing about kurapika is that he loves to annoy leorio so so much. it's literally one of his favourite things to do.

[dragonanon]

Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)�� And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

[breathofthewildyaverage]

Last night my sister and I were talking about face moisturizers and I said I don’t use any, and of course this set her off. She was absolutely appalled, and couldn’t help being dramatic and making fun of me for it.

The conversation moves on and I forgot what brought it up but I said “well I’m older than you,” and this bitch side eyes me and says “not if you don’t use moisturizer, you’re not.”

All this to say, if this conversation doesn’t sound exactly like what would happen if @crazylittlejester’s Time told Warriors that he doesn’t use moisturizer, then I don’t know what does.

[regretefic]

What would you do if you were put in a room with other different versions of unpleasant’s?

[3lliesan]

Local therapist... wait you don't have a license.

Crewel: Yuu, you understand that your level of emotional intelligence is hard to find in puppies at NRC, right?

Yuu: Unfortunately.

Trein: And you know firsthand what happens to a person when they bottle up negative feelings to the point of overflowing, magic or not, right?

Yuu saluting: Yessir.

Sam, clenching their shoulders: So you know you can tell a reliable adult any time if something is wrong, right?

Yuu, with the brightest, most innocent smile: Nuh uh.

[tawneybel]

It’s a shame you’re not interested in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cause I wanted to see you write Winnie, Piglet, Tigger and Owl gang///bang///ing the reader.

Accept these headcanons about them I have concocted that might make zero sense and/or be completely out of character. Idk. I support people wanting smut for weirdass characters. Does this count as yiff? 🤔

Winnie: Initiates gang bang, even roughly pawing at your cl!t to make sure you’re wet enough for bearbacking. Falls asleep pretty much immediately afterwards, no aftercare. Probably grunts the most and is generally louder than the others. 

Piglet: Likes getting little kissies on his face. Then gets impatient when his tusks get in the way of mouth kisses, so he just shoves his meat thermometer down your throat while Winnie—I’m not calling him Pooh, that’s too cute for a slasher—makes sure you’re slick enough. 

Tigger: If you try getting off your hands and knees while getting spit toasted by Winnie and Piglet, Tigger will bite your nape to keep you in place. Might just paint your back with stripes, so to speak, if you don’t have a hole free. If Piglet finishes first, he’ll wait until your pussy’s available. 

Owl: Also not bothered by sloppy seconds. Can he fly? I’d imagine he’d grasp your ankles with his talons and take you up into a tree. Because he has wings for arms, you’ll have to spread your own legs and use them to hold onto a branch while being pile driven. 

It’s a low branch. At this point fluids are probably dripping down you and if the others haven’t finished, or want to go again, your mouth is still available. And your tits. 

Hopefully their blood rushes out of their dicks, before your blood rushes to your head.