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sophiasi1172 · 1 year

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Nobody tells you how to recover from seeing the queen 🐝. Like it’s been 2 days but I’m still in AWE. I was literally CRYING in bed while watching through the concert videos on my phone.

#I’ll need a whole year to recover #beyonce #Renaissance #SHES ONE OF ONE #SHES NUMBER 1 #SHES THE ONLY 1 #next tour I’ll be in the golden circle you MARK MY WORDS #queen 🐝#she’s literal perfection #ALSO HER HAIRSTYLIST DESERVES A BIG FAT JUICY RAISE #Beyoncé’s hair #my new reason for being blonde is BEYONCE

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skipppppy · 26 days

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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku #hatsune miku #she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one

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time-woods · 18 days

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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

#gravity falls #mabel pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #comic #this was just gonnabe a simple comic but then i wanted to do a stylestudy on gf bgs and that led to me doing 10 backgrounds . .#this onetook a whiiile #also he was totally about todrinkfrom the milk carton befor mabel came in #shes totes gonna make him some earrings now and no one can stop her

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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wrenchwenches · 4 months

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#twitter #this is blowing up so I wanna add my own anecdote #when I was young my neighbors had this orange outside cat #she had babies and was eaten by a javelina shortly after #:(#one of the orange sons survived for a few years before our other neighbor shot him and he died #there were more outdoor cats in the area they kept getting hit by cars the kitten mortality rate was horrid

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desperatepleasures · 13 days

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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sabertoothwalrus · 4 months

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modern au laios

#the shirt is one she's had since high school 10 yrs prior and won't admit that it doesn't fit anymore #dungeon meshi #transfem laios #laios touden #agender laios #my art #kept going back n forth whether to post this now or save it til I have more but I don't think I'll get to it lol

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cutiemisu · 3 months

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ryoko kui: bet

#she was so funny for this #the kabru one is so insane actually lmaooooo #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #falin touden #kabru #mine

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raskolnikovslawyer · 10 months

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

#she has to make a drinkable concoction one of these days right?#like. statistically #x

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tuttle-did-it · 3 months

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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jjian1002 · 5 months

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Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #this man #scratches a special part of my brain #makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺#I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions

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iscariotapologist · 4 months

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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

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fuzzballsheltiepants · 2 months

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ok looks like we're gonna be doing the same thing, different verse, now that it's Kamala Harris on the Dem ticket instead of Joe Biden.

friendly reminder that one of these 2 people is getting elected. there's not a magical 3rd party person who's mystical and perfectly progressive who is gonna come out of the woodwork and save us. not voting or voting 3rd party isn't a "protest," it's capitulation. so let's do a comparison:

On Gaza:

I forgot to add to this that Trump also stated he will deport any non-citizen who protests the war in Gaza.

On LGBTQ+ rights:

On criminal justice:

On reproductive rights:

On the border:

In case you don't believe me re: the last Trump point.

On voting rights:

On climate change:

On the working class:

#us politics #harris vs trump #kamala harris #donald trump #they are not the same #just fucking vote #harris is better on gaza than biden #much better than trump #she's not a cop y'all #cops fucking hated her in CA #one of these two is gonna be president #it's in our hands (as usamericans)#register to vote!#or check your registration!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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do-you-know-this-queer-character · 4 months

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Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

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