#cops fucking hated her in CA

[fuzzballsheltiepants]

ok looks like we're gonna be doing the same thing, different verse, now that it's Kamala Harris on the Dem ticket instead of Joe Biden.

friendly reminder that one of these 2 people is getting elected. there's not a magical 3rd party person who's mystical and perfectly progressive who is gonna come out of the woodwork and save us. not voting or voting 3rd party isn't a "protest," it's capitulation. so let's do a comparison:

On Gaza:

I forgot to add to this that Trump also stated he will deport any non-citizen who protests the war in Gaza.

On LGBTQ+ rights:

On criminal justice:

On reproductive rights:

On the border:

In case you don't believe me re: the last Trump point.

On voting rights:

On climate change:

On the working class:

[too-much-tma-stuff]

Finally getting help (prt 4)

Masterpost

The bats worked through the night, coordinating and researching everything that needed to be done. Distortion showed up on the camera which they assumed was Vlad trying to get in but he didn’t manage it. After he finished trying from multiple angels including somehow from directly above (well Zatana did say invisibility, intangibility, and flight were the minimal powers they should expect from creatures of the infinite realms.) He turned human again and spent a long time banging on their front door.

He tried to call the cops but commissioner Gordon called Bruce directly to get the full story then told Vlad it could be dealt with in the morning. Zatana was also coordinating people heading to Amity, a full on raid of the GIW, and the Fentons.

Batman and Superman were collecting all the information that the raid team was sending out and workshopping public statements they could sent out to the public and the government about the unacceptable things they had found and the steps the JL was taking to fix it. The government was not going to be happy they knew, with the JL ‘over-stepping’ into their business and actually getting the word out about the atrocities a branch of their government and their pet scientists had been planning. The JL needed to get out ahead of it before the narrative could be twisted against them.

It was first thing in the morning when they did a live broadcast from the watchtower with Batman, Superman, and Zatana telling the world about the parallel world existing harmlessly along side their own, and the way the government tried to exploit it. The atrocities committed under the name of the Anti-Ecto acts with the ignorance of the public as a cover.

It was at the same time that Constantine, Dick, and Cas were raiding the Fenton’s home. Of course they were armed, but so were the bats, and they were used to fighting people who were armed. It wasn’t a particularly hard fight.

A redhead was sitting wide eyed at the kitchen table. “Can’t we just have one normal day!” She suddenly snapped but she was glaring at her parents, standing up and slamming her hands on the table.  “First you send Danny away with Vlad even though you KNOW they hate each other and it’s a school day and now this! What did you do to bring the heroes down on us!?”

“I don’t know Jazzybear!” Jack half whined as he was forced into power supressing cuffs to neutralize his minor super strength and sat down in the living room.

“I’m sure this is just a misunderstanding, don’t worry sweetie,” Maddie added, both of them were dressed in jump suits which did not help their supervillain vibes.

“it’s not a mistake mate, you’ve been messing with shit you really shouldn’t. And that portal in your basement is a fucking beacon welcoming a war. You’ve gone unchecked for too god damn long, we’re taking over things now.” Constantine told them before stalking down into the basement with Tim on his heels, Batman would be joining them as soon as they were done their press conference.

Cas stayed to watch the parents and Dick approached Jazz gently. “Hey can I talk to you in private please? It’s about your brother,” He said gently and she stiffened immediately. Looking at him in a way that made him feel like she could see straight into his soul and froze him to the spot. After a moment though she just sighed and nodded, beckoning to him to follow her upstairs, to a room that was probably Danny’s not her own. She sat on his bed and grabbed a bear that had been sitting on the edge, waving for him to sit at the desk.

“So, what do you know?” She asked with a sigh.

“Well, last night Vlad took Danny to a Wayne Gala, one of Bruce’s daughter Cas is really good with body language and clocked that something was wrong so she and one of the other kids got him away from Vlad and out of the party. I guess he really needed some adult support because he broke down and told them a lot, about the Phantom thing, the ghosts and… something you’re not going to like. But first I want you to know he’s safe, Bruce Wayne is a licensed foster parent and he’s taking good care of Danny, you can come live with them too if you want.

“We’re going to deal with the ghosts and the GIW and everything else now, I can’t promise by the end of this you won’t need somewhere else to go. I have a feeling if Batman and the Martian family have anything to say about this your parents will end up in prison for their unethical experiments.”

“As long as Danny is okay,” Jazz said firmly. “I was only staying to take care of him anyway, just get me emancipated and a scholarship for Gotham U so I can study while still being close to him I’ll be fine. I’m almost 18 as it is.”

Dick nodded, she was a smart and driven girl, she knew what she wanted, he could respect that. “Now, the thing you won’t like…” he trailed off and took a deep breath. “Danny is pregnant.”

“What!?“ Jazz blanched, gaping at him for a long minute. “That can’t be right! I mean I knew he was trans but he’s usually only interested in girls, how would he even-“ She cut off her eyes widening. “It was Vlad wasn’t it?” She gritted out with an expression the promised excruciating violence.

“Yes,” Dick said shifting awkwardly in his chair.

“Right.” Jazz said and got up, coldly calm. “If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be right back.” She grabbed a baseball bat from next to Danny’s bed that seemed to be glowing slightly then marched to the other side of the room, opened a cabinet and pulled out two odd looking guns. Before Dick could say much of anything she had vaulted out of the window and taking off down the street.

“Oh dear,” Dick muttered faintly before heading back downstairs. “Hey Cas can we turn on the news, some sort of local station?” He asked. Cas nodded and searched around for the remote, turning it on to find the channel was already on local news.

Vlad was already on there, talking about how it was awful Bruce Wayne had Kidnapped a local child Danial Fenton, and he could not be allowed to get away with this just because he was rich! But that didn’t last long, they watched for a few minutes before a blur of red hair and blue rushed past the camera.

“YOU TOUCHED MY BROTHER YOU CREEP!” Jazz said as she came out swinging and she must have quite the arm because her first swing sent him nearly flying off the stage. He scrambled to get up as she lunged at him again.

“Now Jasmine you’ve clearly been misinformed, I didn’t do anything-“ His muffled voice was cut off as she swung the bat again and he yelped as she hit him in the stomach.

“YOU GOT HIM PREGNANT! YOU DID THIS! YOU SHOULD BEHIND BARS NOT BEHIND A PODIUM YOU FROOTLOOP!” She shrieked as she swung again and this time he managed to dodge. The cameras following them as Jazz chased him down the street, the sound of his supplications and her shrieking fading out as they became more and more distant.

It took a frantic moment for the camera angle to switch to something else, maybe a drone, which was able to follow them down the street.

“You Don’t UNDERSTAND! I didn’t want to hurt him! I just wanted a perfect son! If he had just agreed to be my son none of this would have happened! When I knew it failed I told him to let them die!” Vlad yelled at her, though that did NOT seem to comfort Jazz at all. She had devolved into shrieking book titles like curses as she chased him with the bat and shot at him with the guns though her aim didn’t seem very good.

Well they had him admitting to it on camera now. As he watched a new actor joined the fray, a girl in a red jumpsuit holding a blaster.

“You did what to Danny!?” She demanded as she pointed the blaster at Vlad.

“Oh cheespuffs!” Vlad breathed, his eyes widening as Jazz trailed off letting who must be Red Huntress take over the chase as Vlad shouted about how he had made her! He had given her her weapons she couldn’t use them against him! Which did not seem to be stopping her.

The camera fuzzed out for just a second and then Valery was chasing a ghost with red eyes and a white outfit. Cas was laughing silently at the show and both of the Fenton parents seemed to be in shock. A few minutes later Jazz walked back in through the front door looking tired.

“Turn that off please,” she sighed as she put the bat down.

“Of course,” Cas agreed and picked up the remote again, turning off the tv. 

“Vlad didn’t actually do that, did he Jazzy?” Jack asked softly, he sounded so hurt, as if he had any fucking right!

Jazz looked at him blankly. “How many times have we tried to warn you about him? How many times has Danny told you he didn’t feel safe with Vlad? But as usual you couldn’t see past your own desires. I’m going to go see if the trenchcoat guy needs any help getting into your files,” She sighed before vanishing downstairs. 

Dick glanced at Cas, and then followed them, she would have no trouble watching the Fentons and staying quiet whereas Dick felt like he was about to explode. Batman joined them before long and between the three of them they shut the bulkheads on the portal and locked them, secured dangerous chemicals and devices, and downloaded everything they could. There were plenty of prototypes and blueprints, and stuff that could generously be called research.

It was obvious these people were geniuses but it was even more obvious that at some point they had become careless and obsessive. Half of the writing on the blueprints wasn’t legible, dangerous chemicals were not in proper containment, and the weapons were not locked up. Looking at all of this it wasn’t surprising that two of the people they had been involving in their research suffered exposure, it was a surprise more hadn’t. It was easy to tell when Bruce came down he was horrified, it was in the way he froze when he saw the lab, as if his brain was struggling to process just how irresponsible the Fenton parents had been.

“You must be Jazz, it’s nice to meet you. Danny speaks highly of you,” He finally rebooted to say when she waved at him. 

“I love my little brother, I always did the best I could to keep him safe from… all this,” Jazz said gesturing at the lab with a sigh. “I wish it had done any good.”

“You did plenty of good,” Dick put in. “Trust me, to a kid having someone care about them can make all the difference. 

“All those nights I patched him up after he came back from fighting ghosts. He healed fast but still. I can’t believe… he’s already been through so much and we knew Vlad was up to something! Ellie said she was our cousin but she looked just like him, I should have kept a closer eye on-” She cut off and shook her head. “He’s a good kid, of course if he couldn’t give the babies up, even if it would be better for them if he did. I hope he knows I’d support him either way, I hope he didn’t not tell me because he thought I’d be upset at Him.”

“I’m sure he didn’t,” Dick assured her gently. “Being a big sibling is hard, I know. But trust me you’re doing a great job, better than I did with my brothers,” he said, patting her shoulder. “You can ask him yourself later though. We have a lot to get done today to make sure he’s safe.”

She nodded stubbornly and doubled down on her work, directing them occasionally to where she knew they’d find more weapons or logs. She knew her way around the lab to a disturbing extent. 

Bruce and Dick both got a notification from Agent A saying that after a substantial sleep in Danny had woken up and was having breakfast. He seemed worried about the family but he was taking it alright, especially since he knew they were busy people. It did motivate Dick to clear things up as soon as they could so that they could get back to Danny though. The last thing he needed was More stress!

They had plenty of evidence of the Fenton parents breaking the law to call the police and have them taken away which gave them all the time they needed to strip the house. They got everything they could and decided to leave Constantine at the house to watch the portal until they could figure out how to shut it down completely without causing any damage. It seemed unstable so they didn’t want to risk it just now, especially without Danny’s input because according to Jazz Danny had made genuine connections in the Infinite Realms. 

They wrapped up this stage of the investigation before dinner after being up for about 36 hours. Of course they weren’t Done, there was still plenty to do investigating the government, how they’d gotten away with this and if they had any other nasty tricks up their sleeve. They’d have to manage any backlash from this unilateral move, and they’d have to figure out what to tell the public about Danny since Bruce would be fostering him. But all that could be done after having a family dinner with their new brother and a nap. 

part 5

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[vil0vesme]

How do you like arcane when you see how poorly vi was written? I’m asking because I’m starting to hate the show for everything they got wrong but at the same time I just keep watching it over and over again.

Omg I feel the same way. Minus the watching over and over part.

Visually it's AMAZING. Story writing wise?.... Yeah, no.

I completely agree with you, ever since s2 came out my phase went out along with it. I hyperfixated so hard I hated the end product. I'll say it again, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

Having to hear the weirdness and "chaos" behind the scenes with the writers, and what the "writers" really were, made me realise how

Arcane was a beauty mask to cover the ugliness beneath it.

S2 woke us all up from the centrist writing, imo. I genuinely am starting to hate most of my favourite characters for how they were written in s2 - I rewatched s2 so much to the point I stopped because I can't handle seeing how shitty the entire season was.

The way how the sisters were sidelined in their own show because Christian and some others didn't find Vi interesting and wanted to focus more on the other plot holes they wanted to squish in at the last second.

S2 was just some cringe ass action movie/ corny fanfiction. I can't even watch it without getting the feeling to punch a wall or smash my computer or TV to bits😭

Vi was done the most dirty this entire season. Lobotomised and turned into Ca*tlyn's person pet. And don't get me started on that damn prison scene. I love Vi, but when I say I love Vi, I love s1 act 1 and 2 Vi. SPECIFICALLY, s1 Vi. Vi, the one that never took shit from anyone. The one that defended her little sister when Mylo said something to her or about her, the Vi who KNEW HER WORTH. The Vi who knew her and her family, and all of Zaun deserved BETTER than what they had. I hate the fact they made it seem like Vi and Jinx/Powder can't be a happy family or together in any universe - which us absolute bullshit considering the hug scene with Vander/Warwick in s2.

They genuinely wanted Vi to end up with no one from Zaun, sideline her, and Ekko's literal relationship - which I was hoping to see A LOT MORE OF. But seen jackshit. Only a literal interaction and glances, but they never fucking talked. I bet they only did it because they knew caitvi wouldn't actually work, and the stans wouldn't get what they wanted. Not to mention, Ekko would've literally called her out for her dictatorship, declaring martial law and oppression, and using police brutality against innocent Zaunites, HIS PEOPLE, and locking them in Stillwater. While he was in the alternative universe. In which is ANOTHER I hate that happened to Ekko.

Both Ekko and Vi were turned into the people who revolve around their girlfriends. I love timebomb, like - to DEATH. But where is that build up for them to actually work as a ship? Ur telling me Ekko HAD to go to the ALT universe just to realize his feelings or something for Jinx? Cute and all, but WHAT?? This is ARCANE we're talking about. Not some corny book and action movie. Also mentioning - Jinx being the one who worked with Silco and killed most of his friends SHOULD be addressed, why is it brushed over?? FANSERVICE. Omg.

Same with Caitvi, was genuinely looking forward to seeing their development and how the writers would take them given they're a wlw ship. And they did NOT beat the "oppressor x oppressed" allegations. Amanda is genuinely TWEAKING to be making caitvi a kinky fanfiction couple. Same thing what I just talked about with timebomb. They don't even address Caitlyn hitting her using a COP TACTIC. And her being a dictator AND oppressor. Let's not forget Piltover's government is based on AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND MILITARY.

And that big fictional movie type ending and boss fight?? Ffs that shit was corny as hell to fucking watch.

And I genuinely can't get started with Jinx, or Sevika and Zaun in general.

ESPECIALLY the Zaun vs Piltover conflict.

Do NOT get me started on Amanda and Christian.

I can genuinely write a book with the shitty writing, horrible pacing, etc. Low-key the more I find out about the shitty writing and writers the more I'm starting to hate Arcane all together. It's painful, genuinely. But oh my GOSH. I can NOT with this show anymore. I'm having BIGGGGG hopes for beyond the spider verse but until then, if that doesn't work out I'll find something else.

S2 was genuinely disappointing and so ass. If you like s2, that's your own personal take - pls don't let mine take that love you have for it - these are my own personal takes on it.

,, V

[thegreatdemonzhuyan]

meant to make a post months ago LOL but some heartbreak high jumbled thoughts (after watching thru a second time to refresh my memory LOL)

quinni is probably the best autistic rep I've ever seen. when she decided to stop masking her autism >>>>>> her speech during the debate >>>>>>>>>

ca$h is probably the best ace rep I've ever seen. ca$h and darren's relationship is literally everything I've ever wanted, I feel like ace characters are never allowed to date someone unless that person is also ace/celibate, so it means soooooooooooo much to me to see a relationship btwn someone who is very into sex and someone who is very uninterested in sex. and to see darren be so committed to their relationship even tho it's difficult just warms my heart so much

I think the way harper's trauma is depicted in s1 is really raw and beautiful. this show gives everyone the space to be messy and her spiraling after her bodily autonomy was taken away is very realistic and imo good to see. that being said I need girlie to get some therapy and form a healthier relationship with sex asap.

I am once again uncomfortable with a show about minors having so much explicit sexual content. whyyyyyyyy is this allowed

darren, quinni, malakai, and missy have never done anything wrong ever in their lives :) also missy and malakai are bisexual icons, I love them both so much

writers go to jail for the missy/spider plot. he spent all of s1 being such a vindictive asshole to amerie bc she rejected him and then he was publicly shaming missy (albeit thankfully w/o naming her) for the same reason. he's incessantly misogynistic and racist. he also had the idea of the fraudulent accusation of mrs obah sleeping with a student bc he wanted the slt classes cancelled!!! and fueled the reactionary bullshit that voss was trying to start. like whyyyyyyyy are the writers trying so hard to redeem him I'm sick of this (if he actually sticks to his speech in 2.08, I'll be thankful tho. I still won't like him lol but at least he won't be making everyone else miserable anymore)

ppl hate dusty too much. like yeah he undeniably was in the wrong for his part in starting the rumor about mrs obah and amerie. but imo he's put in more effort to altering his behavior (as seen by him being a safe person for darren to go to) than ant or spider and both of them were involved too and I don't see ppl at their throats like they are for dusty.

I live for chaos and drama so the malakai-amerie-rowan triangle was soooooo fun (altho I wish there hadn't been the extra drama with the rowan being "bird psycho". just stick to the love triangle messiness. also do not get me started on rowan threatening malakai WHAT WAS THAT why did the writers do that 😑 anyway I want rowan back in s3 and making amends w the ppl who were collateral damage in his revenge quest against amerie)

also re the love triangle mess, it seems like the writers are intending for amerie/malakai endgame and I do like them but I feel like the show did gloss over amerie's repeated boundary violations (which honestly was also a problem with her dynamic w harper in s1 too, like girl you have to let people come to you instead of badgering them into talking to you and trying to force them to confess things). like everyone repeatedly told her to give malakai space as he was processing that he was bi and she just kept hovering and trying to force him to open up. like.... girlie please he just needed some time to figure out his feelings.

sometimes the show wants to treat the women as #girlbosses when they actually do things that are really fucked. like I don't hate harper, but the speech she gave to embarrass dusty at the basketball game was really gross and the narrative treats it as epic and her standing up for herself when she and dusty took advantage of malakai not being sober and the fact that he was in a bad headspace after just being attacked by that cop. also the writers act like dusty deserved this just bc harper thought he was acting weird after the threesome like...... is he not allowed some time to process his feelings about a new experience??? like..... how did the narrative treat this as a #girlpower moment what the hell

the demonization of mental illness is pretty uncomfortable. we only really see the symptoms of harper's dad (and presumably rowan) when they are actively being a danger to people. like mental health issues that cause ppl to see delusions doesn't equal that person being violent but the show kind of ties their anger/violence to their mental illnesses... which is another reason as to why I hope rowan sticks around for s3. let's see more of him being soft while still acknowledging these symptoms.

amerie going back to save rowan is one of my fave moments. like she has come such a long way from the girl who aired out everyone's personal business :')

[ashybooy]

!!Heartbreak High Season 1!!

If it wasn't known before... I may not have put it somewhere. I'm Australian and have become stupidly in love with an Aussie show for once... here's my thoughts.

Spoilers ahead!!!!

Just finished season 1 and boy... I have opinions!

I fucking love Quinni! she's adorable and so unabashedly herself. I love so much that they got someone actually autistic to play her and from what I know she had a lot of say in the way her character was written and portrayed which is so fucking good! She's my favourite character, number one goes to my baby girl!

Darren. I love them, not as much as Quinni but still love them. Did not like the way they and Ca$h had their spat about sex, they were just a dick thinking about themselves only, but i'm glad it changed and the confession was adorable! Kinda just love Darren's vibe, a whore but completely living it up as a whore. They went from being a little annoying to a sexual bitch in love and growing. Whore used affectionately.

Speaking of Ca$h, I've never liked an eshay until him. He's honestly wormed his way into my heart and I love him for Darren, they're stupidly cute together. I do wish he didn't have a mullet, he'd look so good without one but its the eshay style ;-;. I quite liked his arc, going from a little shit to someone with depth and someone I don't despise being on screen, quite like learning he got Harper out of danger and then later sent proof of her shit to her so she could get the cops involved... get rid of the mullet! please!

Onto someone important, Amarie. The girl is a doormat from ep 1 to ep 8, everyone just walks all over her and she takes it! Well she fights back sometimes but she always lets people off the hook. Malakai literally yelled in her face to 'get the fuck out of his life' and to stop ruining it, got mad at her for fat fingering her phone and then she played it off and let him not explain or properly apologise! Amarie was still ready to hook up with Dusty after he fucked and dated her ex best friend... he hooked up with Harper the same night he kissed her and she told him she liked him, and she didn't see an issue with him, she got mad at Harper!! Girl, Amarie needs to grow a spine and please stick up for herself next season!

I'm skipping giving an actual paragraph about Dusty because fuck him, he deserves to rot for what he did. Fucker used Amarie and accused her of fucking a teacher just so he didn't have to do that class.

Hate Spider, Amarie probably should expose his dysfunction but she probs won't.

Ant needs to get new friends, its shitty he got outed but he's a dick and clearly praying isn't working for him.

Missy is a rude ass and I want her and Malakai to get together and fuck off.

Malakai needs to get therapy or counselling of some sort and maybe not to gain feelings for the first girl he sees on his first day- like bro he was in love with Amarie the day he met her I swear.

Sasha needs a bit of soul searching but she was getting better and then she was a dick to Quinni and I didn't like her again. If you are dating someone, even if you hate something they love, engage in it or wait outside. Sasha could have just told Quinni she was waiting outside so they could both not have bad times and the detour thing for ice cream? bitch you could have waited till after or gone by yourself!

Time for the main asshole, Harper. I wanted to punt her into a wall! The whole season I was expecting Amarie to have done some bad shit to her. I was hoping Harper would tell what happened in every fucking episode and then the last ep comes around and I learn what happens and... Harper took it out on Amarie when it wasn't her fault?? I give a bit of grace as she had a dreadful night, absolutely horrible but fuck, all the shit she did to Amarie... Her trauma is an explanation not an excuse! And on top of what she did to Amarie, poor Malakai was in a vulnerable position and she sort of took advantage of that - mind you, everyone was drunk so there is leeway but who watches a guy get attacked by a cop for no fucking reason other than racism, watch him have a fight with the girl he likes, watch him break down in your arms and you think 'how about I kiss him?'. Also that threesome Malakai was the least at fault, Dusty is the one who also kissed Malakai and initiated the threesome so him being pissed is dumb.

I do have to say, I feel bad for Harper, she went through something absolutely horrible and she continued to fuck herself over but she is not excused from what she did and I hope next season Harper apologises and tries to get better at communication and dealing with things instead of bottling them up.

(Side note: I think I hate Harper more because she reminds me so much of someone I used to be best friends with and who I stopped being friends with suddenly... seeing her just kept reminding me of them and it was hard to get through. it was even down to the shaved head and similar style man- the vibes were so scarily similar I now think that ex-friend took their whole self from Harper)

Overall, it is a dumb fucking show but I love it so much. Its my humour and its a good watch for anyone who is interested. Just be mindful, because its an Aussie show, the word Cunt is used a lot. There is a lot of cussing and a lotta lingo anyone outside of Australia might just not pick up on.

I hope Quinni can find someone for her that works, or she stays happy single. I hope Darren gets their eshay loverboy back and they are happy. Amarie better fucking not get back with Malakai next season, she should stay single for a while. Harper better grow as a person. And I better fucking get some sort of queer shit with Harper and Amarie. Like fuck, perfect best friends to enemies to friends to lovers! The amount of gay ass frames between them is astounding for two people who only show interest in men the whole season! like-

Thats fucking gay! I was chanting kiss, hoping one of them would lean in but they didn't! And there are no fanfics on Ao3 for me to read of them! ;-;

I will make a sequel to this when I finish season 2 so watch out for that :)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[shebadfuckk]

Random true and horrible story lol

I was at with my friend I used to run with back in my drug days and he told me we were going to meet up with his friend who had been running from the law and was like on his 3rd felony ( and idk if this is still a law but back then in CA once you get 3 felonies under the 3 strike law you risk life in prison or deportation or some shit) and I hated this dude I mean he was a real POS. He pimped out his girlfriend and Ik most people would just call that a bottom bitch, but she was never into that shit before she met this guy. I barely knew either of them. I had only met them a few times through this friend, but I’ve always felt bad for her and I couldn’t stand this guy. 

Anyways so I told my friend I’d really rather not see him, but he had some business to do or whatever so we ended up going and meeting up at this dirty little motel. And of course, the dude was waiting on his girl in a room with somebody. He was standing on my side of the car when we pulled up and the window was down. My friend started asking him for some money that this dude apparently owed him. The dude really didn’t wanna give it to him, he was like cut me a break You know I’m going through a lot and was talking about the trouble he was in with the cops. my friend was like no give me the fucking money. And then the dude was like well. Give me a couple nugs then and he was like no you already owe me. I’m not giving you shit just give me the money and I’m leaving. By this time, tensions were really high and I was like shit. My heart was racing. But I was just in my phone pretending like I wasn’t paying attention. It came to a point where this dude was getting really antsy if he wasn’t gonna get his weed, and he pulled out a desert eagle. I remember it distinctly lol. He hollered to me and it barely processed in time

“you better duck bitch.”

And before he could do anything I snapped my head up and looked him dead in the eyes and said

“If you don’t fucking walk around, boy I’m a lady. The fuck I look like ducking.”

And there was a long awkward pause where I genuinely thought I was gunna die because I didn’t even mean to say that it was honestly instinctual and completely adrenaline based. And I’m like this dude is going to kill me he has nothing to lose lmao and then they both started BUSTING up laughing so hard like what I said, completely cleared the tension and then my friend gave him a nug of weed and then dude paid him. 

I was like 🥲🥲😮‍💨😵

Also WTF yall couldn’t just do that before imagine if I wasn’t there homie would have died lmao anyways that’s my story of the day

[kudzucataclysm]

cyrus complains abt wwz (2013) scene by scene for an unknown amount of words. finally

everyone has to ignore this btw. jsyk

* im dividing this into sections cuz thats how the movie plays out to me. in sections

* i have seen this movie probably like. around 20 times. its so bad and i love hating it

* its always lowkey depressing watching brad pitt in this movie he gives me the energy of like a dog about to be put down

* uuuh what else. oh the book is def better but still has its own problems + wouldve worked better as a fictional documentary limited series of sorts

* im also going by memory so thats fun.

* this is long as fuck. way longer than the days after and 2012 posts, but imo theres so much more to shit on in this movie than those two apparently

* ok here we go

THE FIRST 6 MINUTES

* quite literally 2 straight minutes of a people/nature/climate change/natural disaster montage with news report audio over it. and that fuck ass piano

* ^wendy williams jumpscare

* u know they gotta introduce the wife and kids first. AVERAGE AMERICAN NUCLEAR FAMILY shit. there r STAKES! ONES WE DONT GAF ABT BUT THERE R SOME

* on tv during the breakfast scene theres news reports of like spreading unrest and martial law and immmmm like? its said in a bit that the infection emerged like. a week or two ago so why does nobody here know abt it-

* the traffic scene. the way like theres a random explosion somewhere while everyones sitting there and the motorcycle cop just kinda flies out of nowhere to scream at them and then the garbage truck flies out of nowhere to kill him despite there being wall to wall traffic behind them? when i was 12 this was scary as shit but now every time it happens i giggle uncontrollably

* just the general outbreak of chaos in nyc. i once again ask the question of why tf nobody had heard of this thing until like just now like we got people jumping into the front windshield of cars and nibbling people and jumping off buildings and shit

* NOT EVEN EATING THEM!!! BTW!!!! like if i take the time to sit and think this really isnt even that bad of a “zombie” outbreak like u get ONE bite then they seem to fuck off. maybe one or two but like at least u aren’t getting eaten alive ig LAH MAOW

* also the 10 second infection thing is dumb to me. i dunno i just never liked it like OUGH ok. wtv. not possible…BUT WTV…

* the toy counting couldve been like GROUNDBREAKING or creative in a differently shot movie ig

* philadelphia? or boston? or SOMEWHERE NORTHEAST is absolutely decimated in the span of like what i assume is 3 minutes real time. epic

* dunno where all the smoke is coming from + this movie loves french horns + the military helicopter pilot going “CONTAINMENT FAILED” is funny to me. what containment bruh

NEW JERSEY

* i like how the family narrowly escapes the city and flees via some random stretch of interstate and the traffic is NormalTM LAH MAOW

* idc much for the athsmar plot bit its kinda just here to get us to a new jersey pharmacy in order to show us the Breakdown of Society i suppose

* CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE LIKE ACTUALLY THO? they ditch their vehicle, LEAVING IT OPEN in a chaotic crowd of panicked people like no shot its gonna get stolen BEH BLEH? i dunno what the random guy with the gun in the pharmacy was doing?? but hes cool ig for knowing exactly what the asthmar kid needs and just kinda being there chilling. then the wife gets attacked but jerry saves her and they run out to the ca- NOOO it got stolen. time to flee on foot. through these INFECTED STREETS-

* they run into a random apartment building and theyre just loud asf for no reason in the hallway and its echoing loud as shit

* the immigrant family soooo couldve rode this shit out and survived. how the fuck did the zombies even get into the apartment when the door is locked and barricaded and the family was even quieter than the protagonist’s

* i get that jerry is like a former un investigator or some shit but iiiii dont think the organizations secretary general would be trying to rescue this ONE GUY. theres just?? ONE investigator or something?? jerry pitt isnt special

* its never explained but for some reason if you get like an infected persons blood in yur mouth yur good but if someone bites you yur somehow…not??? lol wtf. pathology who

* if anything this part hammers home how absolutely irrelevant the mc’s family is i genuinely did not give a single fuck abt these kids who have been screaming this entire time

THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER

* once again why is jerry the only one being retrieved-

* the computers and diagrams in the command hq going insane with numbers of infected skyrocketing across the world yet in the span of time thats passed in this movie its only been *checks watch* two days. then the table of scientists arguing about an email being sent out TWO AND A HALF WEEKS PRIOR TO ALL THIS that mentions infected people

* ^ngl. i liked it when the one scientist was like “in the email they mentioned…zombies!!! ☝🏼🤓” and everyone at the table groaned and began shitting on him immediately lol

* jerry gets pissed when the guy in charge of the carrier threatens to throw his family off the boat if he doesnt pull his weight which?? YEAH??? why get mad abt it dude u were brought here to WORK and do INVESTIGATION SHIT

* jerry is essentially getting put in charge of this one virologist who can Figure It Out. the ONE VIROLOGIST who is going to fly into south korea with a seal team to try to investigate the origins of the disease. and this scientist is like…my age?? im pretty sure? hell no lol

* jerry says goobye to his irrelevant fambly and gives them a SATELLITE PHONE TO CONTACT HIM?? WHEN HES FLYING INTO AN ACTIVELY INFESTED AREA FULL OF ZOMBIES??? HE LAYS GROUND RULES BTW!! he says “oh i’ll call u dont call me im working i will call once a day” KFHJDDHHD??? AND THIS LADY DOESNT-

* anyway theres an offhand comment abt how DC has gone dark so the evacuation of the executive and legislative branches r HASHTAG CANCELED. however these guys found the time to rescue the fuckin US constitution LMAOOOO

* this “outbreak” has been ongoing for weeks now. and nobody knew until just yesterday what r we doin y’all

SOUTH KOREA

* fun fact in the book the infection is implied to have come from indochina. there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why they changed this

* anyway so they fly in on a boeing c17?? theres no quieter way to do this apparently but anyway the virologist goes on this little tangent/speech ig about how “mother nature is a serial killer and like serial killers she leaves clues cuz she wants attention HEH and thats how im gonna solve it” and?? no??? this bit always annoys me jfhfhf the writing is like someone trying so hard to sound cool

* they land in their big loud ass c17 cargo plane AT NIGHT so yknow. zombies attack and the virologist (who has been given a loaded gun) gets spooked and

* HE TRIES TO RUN BACK INTO THE PLANE. HE SLIPS AND ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF HIS GUN AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD LMAOOOO 😭 well FUCK the only guy who can solve this is DEAD NOW time to step tf up jerald

* jerry finally starts doing his job ig when they get into the base and the soldiers stuck in there joke abt the virologist accidentally killing himself. word. and thennn? they showcase like a room full of immolated infected who’s bodies have been mostly reduced to ashes but can still move apparently. eye dee kay

* it’s offhandedly mentioned that ONE soldier wasnt attacked by the infected cuz of a “bum leg”. this will be brought up again later trust

* not the only two black officers asking jerbald abt how st louis and baltimore r doing jfjfjfjf

* theres a CIA officer imprisoned there for some reason and he essentially tells jerry that israel might have answers while pulling out his own teeth with his fucking hand. try doing that yurself real quick. ok now stop thats fucking stupid. then he goes on to claim that north korea pulled out the teeth of all 23 million of its own citizens in order to fight the infected. yeah man ok sure-

* ANOTHER FUN FACT in the book the entire population of north korea straight up disappears in it’s entirety. like. everyone Left Somewhere and everyone else is too scared to go in and investigate cuz cold war booby trappage. its implied that the north koreans fled into a *checks notes* underground bunker city of some kind. yeah. anyway

* he tries to call his wife but theyre in a building ig so the signal is shit but SHE PICKS UP THE CALL! CAN HEAR HIM KINDA GO THROUGH BEFORE HE CUTS THE CALL!!! BTW!!!

* so ok when the plane landed it evidently ran out of fuel or some shit so before jerry can take off one his globetrotting adventure they have to like bike through a thunderstorm and shit which is evidence imo of SOME critical thinking going on in the writers room but alas

* HIS IRRELEVANT WIFE CALLS HIM!!! CUZ SHES BORED!!! AND IT GOES OFF and alerts all the zombies lol

* idr how they attached and detached the fuel line to the 17 but to fill the tank of this behemoth it only took like a minute?? and a soldier got bit and kills himself instantly cuz Sacrifice

* they ESCAPE!! and on the way to their new destination jerry calls his wife back for some reason nfjfjfj imo if i were him i’d be yelling at her like fucking crazy but then a nuke goes off and satellites dont work anymore cuz of that? so the call ends lol

* BOOK FUN FACT TIME AGAIN for soooome? reason india and pakistan end up nuking each other to oblivion while the outbreak/zombie war is happening. idr how many nukes exactly but it was enough to offset the earths climate by decades

* ITS OFF TO ISRAEL

FUCK ISRAEL ONG ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISRAEL

* not even gonna sugarcoat this. this section of the movie AND the book make NO SENSE TO ME.

* in both, israel rescues and helps out the Palestinians and bring them behind the massive wall that theyve somehow built in like?? 20-80 days or something. and haaaaahhhh??? yeah on what fucking planet

* in the book even max brooks writes from the perspective of a palestinian who hates israel who’s family gets rescued by them from the infected so he forgives them??? or like he laments about how wrong he was about them??? yeah. ok max

* anyway jerry brad somehow lands in israel and israel has built the equivalent of like wall fucking maria around the entire(?) territory in a few weeks. theres random tunnels leading out from inside the wall that’s presumably transporting refugees but from WHERE. WE NEVER KNOW. and the entire outside of the wall is just millions of infected. who r not climbing the wall or anything they r kinda just Out There maybe sniffing around a bit and scratching shit. chillin

* im not an architect. im not a military engineer. but ik this deadass would not be possible also ITS IMPLIED??? THAT ISRAEL FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THE INFECTION BEFORE A LOT OF EVERYONE ELSE??? and they just built the wall based on a RADIO MESSAGE FROM INDIA WHERE THEY HEARD “zombies” and went FUUUUCK. TIME TO BUILD THIS FUCKASS WALL. AND NOT TELL ANYONE-

* brad jerry meets a guy and basically they discuss the virus origins and india is brought up for some reason?? and its implied that it came from there but its a black hole now so fuck india and fuck the virus origins ig lol (fun fact in the original script the guy said ‘russia’ not india damn i wonder why they changed that)

* theres this very i feel pointed scene of like. muslim refugees celebrating the fact that they were saved and so theyre singing into a malfunctioning microphone, and THAT is ultimately what makes the zombies quit fucking around and to climb the wall. not the incessant military activity or the constantly patrolling choppers or the weird random tunnels full of buses and shit its these hijabis singing and its the feedback from this one microphone. that does it ig

* the wall climbing scene is iconic ngl. one of the most terrifying concepts ever im giving credit

* jerbrad runs through jersusalem and he witnesses a bald kid (implied to be undergoing chemotherapy) get avoided by a stampede of zombies. another cluuuueee ooooo then one of his escorts get bit by a zombie and he chops her hand off no hesitation #GetActive

* they somehow manage to flag down a passenger plane before it takes off and get it to stop to let bradjer and the israeli chick onboard which is hilarious in hindsight cuz imagine being one of the paying passengers and yur plane stops and now its abt to get Swarmed. lol

* yknow what actually. why was this plane and other planes so ready to take off while fully boarded. where tf were all these people going originally?? what??? like atp its beeeeen 3 days since the start of the movie nfhfbfbdnd

THE PLANE

* i dunno why jerry thinks or like. why the UN guy thinks that they can just hijack this plane apparently and tell the pilots where to go. what abt EVERYONE ELSE

* israeli chick says something that triggers a FLASHBACK!!! and jerbrad puts all the clues togetherrrrrr and comes to the conclusion that if YOU. ARE SICK. OR ARE IN FACT TERMINALLY ILL! the zombies wont bite u 😏

* i dont even know where to begin with this ngl. how the fuck would zombies even know that someone is sick or has a disease. does someone HAVE to be terminally ill? what level of disease are we talking about? is it ANY DISEASE? what if u have like. kidney stomes. can the ZOMBIE SENSE IT and CAN THE ZOMBIE DEDUCE THAT IT DOESNT WANT ITS HOST TO HAVE KIDNEY STONES??? what about the random irrelevant kid with ATHSMAR??? WOULD THE ZOMBIES NOT WANT TO BITE HER?? DO PEOPLE SMELL OF DISEASE???? CAN THE ZOMBIES SMELL HIV?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE BUM LEG WHAT THE FUCK DID HE HAVE? HE JUST SAID ITD BEEN HURTING AND LIMPING!! SO DO PHYSICAL AILMENTS AFFECT THE WAY ZOMBIES PERCIEVE PEOPLE TOO OR

* anyway. i digress

* somehow a zombie got onto the plane despite the fact that the zombies r like Loud as Shit and also an infected person cant really hide their infection cuz they turn in like 10 seconds and also the people in the plane are ALSO loud and anyway the zombie jumps out at a flight stewardess and bleh

* JERALD GETS THE BUM FUCK IDEA. TO CREATE A WALL OF SUITCASES TO BLOCK OUT THE ZOMBIES FROM THEIR SECTION OF THE PLAAAAAANE??????? suitcase drops and hell breaks loose ofc

* ngl the grenade was the safest fucking way this plane was getting onto the ground LMAOOOO but i mean. the pilots? KNEW what was going on and didnt decide to try to land????? huwuuuh

* ABSOLUTE CHAD MOVE ON JERBRADS this was all timed perfectly he made the plane crash right where he wanted it- in a random ass country with a WHO headquarters: wales

* its never answered or like acknowledged but there r straight up no zombies running around the city/town they end up in btw. everyone’s inside their houses vibing. how 2020 shouldve been-

* jerbrad wakes up from the crash and has like a seatbelt lodged in his stomach but the israeli emerges from the wreck unscathed for some reason. she manages to drag his nigh unconscious ass through the town to

THE WHO

* jerbrad wakes up after 3 days and immediately starts giving shit to all the staff there like “U DUNNO WHAT ITS LIKE!! TO HAVE FAMILY AT RISK” and then the head sciencer just goes “yeah um actually my entire family turned into zombies right before my eyes. so” PFIFJFH granted jer freaks cuz his family was kicked off the aircraft carrier cuz the UN thought he was dead in the crash but like cmon. they didnt ship their asses back to philadelphia or some shit lol

* the way they have this infected black woman locked up behind a glass barrier absolutely sends me. btw. shes just 👁️🦷🦷👁️

* anyway jerbald shares his THEORY!!! abt the zombies being able to SMELL IF YUR SICK OR NOT…and the sciencers r like ok cool man sick theory but we cant really test this cuz we keep all our serious yet curable diseases in this one vault thats not in this building its in another Wing thats overrun by like 80 Zambies

* gonna talk abt that rq ok so they play back the security video and the scientist guy is looking at the disease through a microscope and then he like accidentally touches it or cuts himself on something ig. and then he flicks his ungloved cut infected hand around. and then he starts convulsing then he fucking turns wtf 😭 sir u r a WHO employee. u handle viruses daily why did u do that

* anyway jerbad is like fuckit imma prove my theory is real and they attempt to sneak through the wing of the WHO thats infected but ofc someone drops some shit and OUUU alerts all the zombies and everyone is chased around and jerrr finds himself trapped in the vauuult. with the diseasesss. hes only trapped btw cuz of one zombie whos outside the door ig

* he deadass doesn’t read any of the pathogen bottles/containers he just picks one and even the scientists r like “if he picked any of the pathogens out of the left box bro is COOKEDDT 😭🙏🏼” jerbrad are we gonna slow down and think for a minute maybe NO balls to the wall we’re injecting ourselves with unknown microbes. we’re giving ourselves FUCKING ANTHRAX for all we know

* turns out it was the right one cuz the ZOMBIES DONT NOTICE HIM ANYMORE!!! and he does a pepsi product placement advertisement then he does a big hero walk down a hallway past a swarm of zombies and boom. humanity. is SavedTM

EPILOGUE

* they like pull a sample from Jerbald and make…something. they call it a vaccine but im pretty damn sure it’s not 😭 it gives?? everyone a “disease” or something that camouflages people from the infected and it makes no sense. u r deadass better off infecting everyone with tuberculosis. maybe cholera would even work idk i just know that infecting everyone remaining human with HIV would be a massive misstep. BETTER YET if physical ailments also deter zombies why not just like. have everyone literally break their own femur or some shit. “EVERYBODY!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS RN!!! FOR ALL MANKIND!!!”

* jer narrates like theres gonna be a sequel. this movie came out in 2013

* “humanity fights back” and it shows footage of like people using dogs to attack zombies and throwing molotov cocktails and using flamethrowers like ok. shooooorrreeeee and then its revealed that jers fambly was evacuated to an island in nova scotia and hes like THIS ISNT THE EEEND!! BITCHES!!!!

* also they end up giving the rest of humanity a meningitis strain with and i quote “H1N1 and smallpox mixed in” WHAT?? WHAT IS THAT? insane to me, imagine presenting that idea to the UN. like it would fucking matter at that point ig-

FINAL NOTE + 1

* ultimately the book is better. the book isnt particularly “good” but its way better than the movie (as it always seems to be) and ya the only thing? that i can recognize from the book is the whole section of the movie dedicated to fuckin israel. otherwise everything else is made up on the fly. i have no idea why this is considered an adaptation

* wait no just remembered the three seconds of footage of people fighting with medieval weapons. one of my fav bits of the book btw, english peeps waiting out the outbreak in many of the uk’s castle ruins and having to scavenge museums for armor and weapons. those precious 3 seconds…

AND IM DONE! FINALLY

[mattxme]

thought I wouldn't find out?

Summary: chris and y/n have been going on dates for more than a few weeks and y/n knows chris is a drug dealer but what chris doesn't know is that y/n is working for a different gang that chris and his friends hate. Despise. And when chris finds out he take her hostage.

Warnings: there will be smut,gangs,drug deals and violent activity. There will be no smut in this but will be a police chase,will be use of guns and kidnapping. But anyway hope you enjoy!

After chris and y/ns date chris was going to drive her home. But that's what y/n thought. "Thaks for driving me home chris" "no problem" he says suspiciously "why did you say it so weird" she said with a little shaky laugh. "I didn't." He says coldly.

Y/n starts to get nervous but she brushes it off. Chris starts going the wrong way from y/ns house and she gets more nervous because there's a cop following them but chris doest notice because he's to busy smoking a blunt.

"Chris-" "what ma?" Chris doesn't even look at y/n just busy getting high. "Chris there's a police officer behind us" "there is?" Chris says "Y-yeah" "fuck"

The police officer turns his sirens on and Chris starts speeding away running thought every red light and almost getting (or causing) car accidents "c-chris" "you nervous ma is there a certain reason why?" Chris says in a stern almost irritated voice. "N-no I'm just- never been chased by a cop ca-" "stop fucking lying bitch."

When Chris said that y/n knew why he was mad. "Chris who you talking to like that?" Y/n said with a bit of an attitude now "don't even start with that fucking attitude" "what are talking about?" "You thought I wouldn't find out?" Chris says with a scoff." "What are you talking about!" Chris opens his center council and pulls his gun out. "This fucking cop Is so fucking annoying" Chris starts to roll down his window but y/n grabs his gun and takes it away from him before he can start shooting.

"Y/n what the fuck!" "No don't start shooting!" "Fine the you fucking do it you have the gun shoot at em!" "No! I'm not a fucking lunatic!" "Yea but you sell drugs! "Chris there!" Chris's car is way faster than the cops car so he swerved into a dark alley and waits as the cops drives by.

"So when we're you gonna fucking tell me you were a drug dealer working for the other side! Oh wait you weren't because you were trying to getting me killed!" "Duh. Its what I was sent to do dumbass and you were gonna fall for it stupid bit-" before you could finished your sentence chris grabs your throat and squeezes your neck with his other hand points the gun at your head.

"Shut the fuck up you fucking slut. And your going to stay quiet for the rest of the ride because your coming with me and your not going back to your little friends got it mama's?" Chris gets really close to your ear still hold the gun and choking you "you know why your gonna stay with me? Because your mine."

For the rest of the ride it was dead silent and you didn't want to even say anything because who knows what could happen. Eventually we got to Chris's sketchy but nice place where I'm guessing this is where him and his friends stayed. "Don't even think about running away because we both know it doesn't matter how far you run. I'll fucking find you and do things you've never imagined to you" and I knew he would so I just followed him into the house and there were about 5 girls and 7 boys in the living room. And it smelled like people were smoking weed for 7 years in here. "Who is this prize?" Some random boy said. "This is y/n. Isn't that right sweetheart?" Chris says in a cocky tone. "Shut the fuck up" "watch you tone little girl you don't run shit here" some bitchy ass girl says. "You can shut up to hoe" y/n says with attitude in her tone. "Who tf you talking to" "You motherfuc-""Chris take her upstairs to her room" another random boy who looks like chris says.

"Okay boss" Chris says on a sarcastic tone.

Chris takes me upstairs and pushes me into my room "goodnight asshole" he says as he slams the door leaving me standing there knowing I either have to leave or...die being here...

Omg I hope you guys enjoyed this took so long but I'm done there will be another part to this soon and I'm going to try to get it out soon! But anyway please be honest on how you feel about this and love you guys.

Song of the day:

[ggardengirl]

okay so i finished reading as good as dead, and let me just say, i am Not a huge fan.

i greatly enjoyed part i, and the mystery surrounding it and pip coping (poorly) with the events of the good girl, bad blood, but the entirety of part ii made little to no logical sense & also didn’t really serve the story or do the character’s justice in any real way.

spoilers under the cut:

i think a big reason why i didn’t like the coverup is bc i hate when character’s go through something traumatic, like a kidnapping, but smth stops them from EVER being able to talk about it. like, pip can never ever talk to anyone other than ravi about what she experienced. and then she breaks up with ravi for idiotic reasons, so she can’t even talk to him about it.

going out of touch with her family made zero fucking sense, bc if anything, wouldn’t that have made her more suspicious? and she absolutely could’ve stayed in touch with ravi at least with burner phones.

framing max was smart, i guess, but i just don’t believe that hawkins wouldn’t have believed pip, with the, quite frankly, overwhelming amount of evidence she had.

she was visibly distressed and injured, and the police would’ve HAD to take her statement. as negligent as the amersham police station was, they weren’t so negligent they would ignore a young girl with a scratched up face, missing layers of her skin, and hair. she’d also have been dirty, probably covered in dirt and leaves in her hair, and scratches on her arms and legs from running running through the woods.

pip also would’ve still had credit with the other officers in the station, so hawkins wouldn’t be the end all be all if he tried to ignore her. and the second he talked to her, he would’ve been humbled real fast.

she had fought with jason, so there was probably his DNA on her, and vice versa. there’s also the DNA in his car, and the DNA on the unraveled duct tape. the bald spot on her head would match the duct tape with hair, and there might have even been tape residue on her hair had she gone to the police immediately.

there was the email draft that andie wrote, basically naming jason as the killer, and photo evidence of the murder trophies he’d given as gifts to his family. there was the transcript of the billy’s coerced confession, and the unmatched partial print found on one of the DT victims, which would’ve matched as jason’s print the second he was in custody. there was pip’s computer with all the proof of the stalking, which matched one of the DT victims stories. plus the piece of paper from her wireless printer, & her whole family witness to the bluetooth speaker incident & how traumatized pip seemed to be, even if they hadn’t realized it at the time. her smashed phone was probably still on the pavement where she was taken, bc it wasn’t with her other stuff and the trophy he took was her headphones.

i understand she wasn’t thinking logically, but ravi was also there, and i don’t think he would’ve forgotten about all these things. even if he hadn’t remembered all of them, surely he would’ve remembered some.

it might’ve been a different story had she gone to the cops after killing him, but there was also the fact that she killed her abductor, not some random person.

killing your abductor to escape is NOT against the law, at least in the US, so she could’ve framed what happened like she was trying to leave the way jason came in with his car, saw him about to open the door and find her gone, and knew that that was the only opportunity for her to get the upper hand, bc he most definitely would’ve turned around and killed her had she seen him.

she was adrenaline high and still in fear for her life—that would’ve been probable cause. and there would be no way to disprove that narrative, bc jason would be dead. if they questioned why she didn’t run into the woods and instead went back the way she came, she could explain that she wasn’t thinking properly and wasn’t sure of any way to get out other than the way they came.

not sure how it works in the UK, but there’s gotta be a law or something that defends against people who’ve been traumatized horribly, committing violence against their attacker. pip wasn’t in her right mind when she killed jason, even if she didn’t regret it after.

it’s also just SUCH a drastic thing to FRAME SOMEONE FOR MURDER?? like even though it was max, who deserved life in prison, it’s just such a fucking crazy thing to do and it felt like such a leap for pip’s character, and ravi’s as well, to go along with it. i get it’s the whole “i love you so ill help you bury the body” kind of trope but it really didn’t work here.

all in all, i am pretty bummed. i really love the series and pip as a character but this book made me frustrated and i finished it feeling cheated of a good narrative end to such a good series.

[jokesactorscryingobsession]

So I have Ideas...Twisted Metal has Sam Wilson, WWE Wrestler, and Rosa from Brooklyn 99.

This show might be small, but the crossover potential is large.

Here's what I'm thinking.

- Quiet and John? Absolutely Adorable. John not knowing Quiets name but knowing he loves her 🥲. Or Quiets brother somehow surviving and becoming best friends with John. And both of these idiots annoy Quiet 24/7 and she hates and loves it. Or maybe her brother doesn't survive but is a ghost. Same outcome tho, John and him totally BFF's. And oh my gosh can you imagine Quiet finds a camera and takes a picture of herself and John, so he has a new family photo 🥺

- Amber and Miranda? So Fucking Adorable. I mean Amber being upset so she tries to poison Miranda, Miranda being upset so she pushes Amber out a moving Truck. Absolutely Hilarious Couple Quirks.

- Granny Dread and how she reacted to the fall, became a Trucker Old One, raised Miranda, most importantly how she got the idea to write Car Sex For Dummies.

- Reader/OC fics where you survive the fall and make your own community? Or your a milkman with your own gimmick and badass car. Hell maybe your a Vulture, but you want to be better. Or your a cop who fuckin hates Stone. So much potential.

- Marvel Crossover where Sam Wilson is who John Doe used to be. I think with this one you need to mess with the timeline a bit. Maybe it's a No Superhero Au.

- Supernatural crossover where Dean Sam and Cas survive this world driving Baby and the Pimpmobile.

Baby instead of being all clean and sleek, she's a badass tank of a car with patch metal work and a grenade launcher.

Dean and John Doe randomly meet and gush over their girls. Maybe John is envious of Dean having family.

Bobby Singer being a Trucker Elder or a Map Maker/Information Station. Him and Granny would definitely go way back.

Castiel could be an Ex-Holy Man that ran away from all that crazy. Maybe he was supposed to kill the Milk Men that go by Hunters, but instead saved him.

Or maybe Hunters are their own group? They take care of the monsters for the communities. Maybe their heavily respected. And maybe thats another reason the walls are closed so tight, to make sure nothing gets in. Or for a NoMonster Au, maybe they actually hunt wild animals for the different communities or maybe they find the rarest items for you.

Dean meeting Miranda and flirting with her or gushing over just how badass she is. And Miranda showing Cas her plants which attract Bees. Sam learning how to make poisons and poison bullets, and blushing and uncomfortable every time Granny says something crass.

- And honestly I don't know if I'm cracked in the head or what, but the moment Stu met Sweet Tooth, my brain set sail on that ship. And I know others boarded with me.

I'm desperate....help...

[oswinstark]

Like I know where the cop stuff comes from and I get it (especially as a resident of California) but also important to remember that cops fucking hate her because she refused to give them special treatment.

Like no joke CA cops despise her because when she was AG she refused to make an exception for the Death Penalty to put a “cop killer” on it. CA got rid of the death penalty but cops wanted an exception to be made for *them* and they were upset that Harris said “no”.

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[ecoustsaintmein]

Spatort Liveblogging (spoilers below cut for the whole episode):

Pia and her windbreaker. Pia and not sleeping. Please look after yourself Pia!!! Pia fainting again!!!!

Wtf is Adam sleeping out there by the pool. What is he doing by the pool. Why is he brooding by the pool.

Leo going 'oh god not money again' like he is so done.

I love it when Esther speaks French.

Pia with wet hair. Leo staring at her lmao. More croissants. (Croissants. Baguettes. Ca va). Hahaha Pia.

Adam and PIa being besties. (And by besties - enabling whatever pills she is using)

Anyways I love that Pia is getting a lot of attention.

Adam being traumatised by the stain of his father's crimes. Also mum implying that he is like his father. And then. If he loves something he'll come back. Alas. Who is it that he truly loves tho??

Pia and Adam, food besties. The sibs energy is off the charts! (like they're cute and all but i hope this doesn't turn romantic?)

And then Esther's the one who found them sleeping in the office.

The way that he talks to Pia more than he talks to Leo, even if they're not talking to each other. Still speaks volumes. ALSO: fortune cookies comeback!!!!

Leo in white t-shirt and gun holster my beloved.

Esther implying Leo and Adam should live in a WG and Leo shutting the idea down. What is this.

Noemie is pretty cool. There is not one straight bone between her and Esther. AGHHHHHH CASUAL QUEERNESS ON MY TELLY.

Also I love seeing Esther and Leo get along.

Unhinged Adam has returned. Leo giving him the Paddington stare without even saying anything lmao.

Leo phoning Adam to check in.

Sigh. Esther is so done with Adam and Leo. Like. If I were her I would request a transfer. Stat. Because yep I won't want to deal with that kind of shite in the workplace either. (And they wonder why people hate cops?)

Leo's conviction when he said 'wir' and Esther's absolute disgust. (Point #15 did not age well). However she is still so professional and I love that for her.

Leo and the wee girl + carrying her in his arms - kind of cute!!!! Also is he just flexing now he doesn't have to carry her she could actually walk/run with him you know.

Leo = designated kid whisperer of the team. (see also: DKdE)

Adam + getting triggered by a sports bag. Game recognises game etc.

Esther and Leo hugging!!! Esther saying that she'll go crazy if she doesn't find Pia!!!!!

Chekhov's fainting (i.e you can't show a fainting without the fainting then actually moves the plot)

Toxic parent-child relationship haunting the narrative I see.

Pia. You should have hid in the bushes. Or not ran straight.

Ok I'm going to say this - this case would NOT have gotten out of control if it weren't these disaster cops investigating it like irl they would have all been suspended the way this whole thing is going.

OK BUT WHAT IS THE OTHER CASE PIA IS LOOKING AT (+ the concern in Esther's voice when she looked through the files on Pia's table)

This Moritz should just idk rot in hell somewhere already his face is so punchable. For once I will allow the boys doing more unhinged things that won't be held up in the court of law.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. WAS THAT ENDING!!!!???????????????

[cpopnatural]

5x08 Notes

-I have a feeling that this ep will make me see a lot of issues I didn’t find previously

-that “son of a bitch” did get me

-hahahaha guest starring as the trickster

-the fucking music bro

-the Dr Sexy EMD scenes are actually kinda fun even if I only remembered the gay scenes

-this is just Among Us

-the fucking Sarah McLoughlin music

-hahaha the “we need a doctor” over Dean getting shot is pretty funny

-why the hell is he awake???

-this feels like one of those crazy lucid dreams where you think you can control things but then you wake up and think. What the hell was I thinking

-the woman in the demon costume wagging her finger no at “what was the name of the demon who you chose over your own brother”

-dude I love shrimp chips

-CAS

-“pretty-boy angels”

-I missed the “did I try” as an infidelity joke skdjskdhsjdb

-Cas bloodied no explanation akdbsjdb

-awww Cas just realized that’s his brother

-DEAN HATES PROCEDURAL COP SHOWS

-Sam’s having fun amdbajsbsjbsbs

-Why’d we get the visualizer of the heart

-he’s worried about what the trickster did to Cas…

-Sam hated that joke

-oop

-so fun that he gave his real name

-Kripke was such a genius for making the Bible about daddy issues

-this episode is beating me over the head with themes

-first. You’re gonna bring Cas back. Dean’s just like me fr

Honestly? I thought this episode was gonna shrink on me but I was pleasantly surprised. It’s genuinely laugh out loud funny at points and I like when Gabriel drops the facade and gets murderously angry 9/10

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 338

Galaxy Brain/Ascension of the Cybermen

“Galaxy Brain”

Plot Description: as Chuck takes drastic action, Sam and Dean answer a distress call from Sioux Falls that sets them on a course to somewhere else entirely: the Bad Place

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died

Life seems like it would have been easier on Earth 2

The way I thought “sir, this is a Radio Shed” seconds before this kid not being paid enough to listen to Chuck’s monologue said it

Ok I still hate Chuck but from a writer pov this…this is how I hear a lot of writers talk about their characters so at least it’s funny AND accurate

Oh lord…”it’s time to start canceling shows” and boy howdy have shows been canceled left and right

It’s weird having Sam be the one who’s skeptical of Jack. Cas still has every faith in him, Dean trusts Billie, but Sam? Nah

Ohhhhhhhh ok so other Kaia has Jody. If it were literally anyone or anything else she’d either have it handled or she’d be dead already

Kaia’s ALIVE. We’re really sewing in so many loose threads.

Cas, you are disappointing me with how bad you are at connect four

Cas and Jody have never met til now???? In season 15 episode 12?????? Wtf

I know they meant for Jody’s line about what to do with other Kaia in the meantime was supposed to sound badass or something but considering she’s a cop, it was actually just disturbing

No because literally how have they not met before??? Cas who still looks like Jimmy Novak and Jody who’s been Claire Novak’s caretaker for YEARS now

Jack, don’t do it, hoe. Don’t use your powers…you did it. Oh, there are apparently SOME powers he can use no problem, i GUESS

This reaper is real bold thinking she can stop Jack

Of COURSE there’s magically some kind of warding they can now do against Chuck and other cosmic entities so Jack can use his powers so the Kaias can trade places or something. I can’t imagine why other Kaia would want to STAY in her dying world, but I understand why she’d want to see it one last time. I hope she doesn’t stay but I fear she will

Why did Sam pronounce her name like KAY-uh. No one’s ever done that before. Had to rewind to make sure Dean didn’t do it too

I knew other Kaia would stay but it seems really stupid

Awwww Kaia is excited to see Claire again

Ah damn. But also, of COURSE Billie is pissed off you’re fucking around with her plans

The one critique I have of Billie’s plan (and really this is more about the spn writers than her) is that the boys want out of Chuck’s prescribed story, they JUST had another god tell them “don’t play his game, make him play your game,” but now it’s sounding like there’s one book in Death’s library for Chuck and the boys have their role in it…like, they’re constantly trying to break out of predetermined stories but this?? This is ok?? For some reason??

This poor Radio Shed employee’s been sleeping on the floor of his place of work, doing everything to serve Chuck for a whole month, just to have Chuck send a whole asteroid right onto the Radio Shed after being assured he’d be just fine.

“Ascension of the Cybermen”

Plot Description: the Doctor and friends face a brutal battle, across the farthest reaches of space, to protect the human race against the deadly Cybermen

We’re back to where we belong in the timeline. It got a little…wibbly wobbly for a day there you might say

For an abandoned baby in the middle of the road, it’s strangely well taken care of…nice basket, warm blanket, etc

Why do I have the feeling this kid is gonna be the lone cyberman from the previous episode?

There are SEVEN people left on earth??

I’m annoyed that 13 is annoyed that these suffering humans are not better prepared to fight the cybermen when she’s already been told they’ve been running from them

The amount you can do with the cybermen is so funny. You can just take the heads, make those fly around and call them cyberdrones

Why did Ryan get separated in their run from the cybermen?? Y’all better not be turning another companion into a cyberman

I can’t believe they just hotwired the cyberman ship

I now have no doubt that this dude in the past is absolutely the main cybermen they’ve been fighting. Was he chosen by fate or whatever to be the being to bring back the cybermen??

This would be a stupid plan if they had literally any other options

How are five people going to fly an entire cyberman carrier craft??

Did y’all just wake up an entire cyberman army?? Oh. Not yet, at least

Wait wait wait wtf…was the dude’s dad and the police officer (?) were they cybermen in disguise or something???

NOW the army is waking up

And now the Master is here! Can’t say I’m disappointed in that turn of events

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Reasons I hated the ending;

Inconsistent ooc writing. I don't know who the f was on my screen but that wasn't the Sam or Dean we've grown with for fifteen years.

Plot holes; the vampire mimes??? Where did they come from?? Because John thought Vampires were extinct until Dead Man's Blood and then he's you know dead so when did he have this supposed hunt with these pathetic excuses for a typical monster of the week villain let alone the last ever one?

Jenny. She wasn't even named in her first episode. Not once in fifteen years did one viewer go "I wonder what happened to her". Nostalgia? Most people didn't recognize her. She's only notable for being part of the first wlw and same-sex kiss on the show which was nonconsensual because the other girl forced herself on Jenny and only did it for the amusement of the men watching. There's also interesting points regarding to the show's vilification of queer people in the early seasons as majority of the first queer characters were what the show deemed monsters and were portrayed as predatory or destructive (they literally had Lily accidentally kill her girlfriend by touching her) and if they were "human" they were used as the punchline until Charlie when we actually got good rep and she was eventually butchered. Most queer characters ended up dead, or at least dead from some time. Only four queer characters are even hinted to be alive at the end (we don't know nothing about Charlie 2.0's fate), Kaia and Claire who's reunion and overall ending is left open to interpretation (hinted they're alive as Donna texted Sam which hints the wayward sisters are ok), Max who as far as we are aware is still condemned to go to Hell when he dies and Chuck one of if not the only canon bisexual males in the show was vilified to such a significant degree it doesn't matter that he's still alive. To have Jenny be the character they bring back while ignoring the show's integral queer characters like Charlie or Crowley or Claire or Cas etc is something else when the nonconsensual kiss was what turned her into a vampire.

Of the three female characters we see in the finale none have any connections to the viewers. Jenny the only character we've seen before is killed immediately. Blurry wife literally only exists to provide the womb for Sam to have a son to name after Dean so it doesn't look like he kidnapped a random kid, she's not deemed important enough to be even seen properly. "Sam could've ended up with anymore it's open to interpretation" bullshit because that's clearly a white woman which erases so many interpretations and it is so clearly a cop out. The third is a woman who literally gets silenced at the start of the episode, she gets her tongue cut out. The most we get is a text from Donna and a line about Mary.

Cas' ending. You pulled Chekhov's gun out. The gun had to go off but instead of acknowledging his confession, they refused to allow Dean to voice his feelings, refused to even give Cas a concrete ending. We don't know for an absolute fact if he's in heaven, all we're told is Cas helped. His death is literally bury your gays, an example of out of the closet and into the fire. He deserved better as a main character of twelve years.

Dean's death is problematic as fuck. His death is implied to be a suicide. It's said to be a good thing, him dying, him dying that way. This still fucks me up. He deserved to live. He deserved so much, I see him having some sort of roadhouse like Ellen taking care of wayward children and hunters alike, and having some sort of auto shop like Bobby did. I see him aged and happy. I see Cas beside him as he should be.

Sam's ending is bullshit. It erases fifteen years of character development, of relationships and it makes it all pointless. Sam is forced to lead the life he would've lived had Dean not showed up at his dorm in the pilot. What was the point of any of it? Was Dean just a fifteen year interruption of his brother's real life? His character arc was leading towards a completely different route and they did a full 180 and regressed his character so much. Sam should've become the next Bobby, teaching and helping a new generation of hunters and he should've gotten to keep/use his powers. He should've gotten to pass on Rowena's knowledge to a new generation of witches too and I'll die on both those hills.

EILEEN LEAHY DESERVED FUCKING BETTER. First you kill her by hellhounds. You kill a deaf woman with something she needs to be able to hear in order to have a chance at surviving. Second you bring her back, develop her and Sam's relationship and then you kill her again, don't give Sam a chance to even react to it and then leave her fate unknown and then throw in blurry wife to add insult to injury.

The pacing was so off. Like carry on wayward son plays back to back twice in a weird montage??

The party city wig. It's genuinely laughable. Like that's what the cw went broke over lmfao.

It's hilariously bad for your average monster of the week episode. As a final ever episode, it's like spitting and peeing into the fans drink and forcing them to drink it.

It wasn't for the fans. I know some fans liked it, I disagree with their opinions but respect them BUT it's clear that the episode was the way it was for people who ditched the show earlier on in it's run could tune in and not feel like they missed anything, which for a show with 15 seasons should never have been the case. It was a kick in the face for those who stuck it out from beginning to end

Amara's ending doesn't sit right with me. Like she's just absorbed into Jack? Jack at three is God? Amara should've been God and Jack should've gotten to be a kid on Earth.

Rusty. Nail. Andrew Dabb why did you hate Dean Winchester and Jensen Ackles?

What about Cas' deal with Ruby? What about Rowena and the demons in Hell? What happened to Adam? Everyone Chuck snapped allegedly got brought back (no confirmation on Eileen, Charlie 2.0 or Stevie) but Michael got vaporized in Adam's body so what happened to Adam next? Forgotten again ffs. The vamp mimes are their own plot hole but how did they and Jenny team up? Like what connection did they even have? I could go on forever on forgotten plotlines and blatant plot holes.

John Winchester being in heaven.

Ruining carry on my wayward son. It's literally a jump scare at this point for me

Things I liked about the finale;

The dog

The party city wig for the memes only

[little-diable]

The Outskirts of Heaven - Dean Winchester (smut)

Written for the lovely @deanwanddamons congrats again on 3k, babe!!! Enjoy my loves. xxx

Summary: Dean and the reader have always hated one another, fulled by their jealousy and their anxiety. But when the reader gets arrested - once again - she has no choice but to call Dean, and perhaps this is exactly what the two needed to find their way back to one another.

Warnings: 18+, sex, p in v, enemies to lovers, mentions blood and a werewolf attack

Pairing: Dean Winchester x fem!reader (2.4k words)

“Hello?” His rough voice echoed through the speaker, momentarily leaving her trembling on the other side of the line. “Hello?” Dean repeated the word, already annoyed with the silence he received.

“Dean, it’s me, (y/n).” Her trembling voice grew quieter with every syllable she was speaking, hating herself for calling the man she hadn’t spoken to in days, hating herself for calling the man she detested with every fibre of her being. 

“Should have known that you’d get arrested on a solo hunt,” (y/n) wasn’t sure if he was speaking to her or himself, but the silent huff that rolled off his tongue left her heart aching in shame. “I’ll be there by sunrise, don’t let me wait.”

Dean had hung up the call before (y/n) could reply to his sharp tone, leaving her staring at the phone for another second or two. Perhaps she shouldn’t have called Dean, perhaps she should have tried to get in touch with Sam or even Cas, but - as much as she hated it - Dean’s number was the only one she knew by heart. Forced into the darkest corner of her mind on the day she has been put behind bars for the first time. 

She could still remember the day clear as the memory she had of yesterday, (y/n) had tried to talk the cop out of arresting her for trespassing, but the man had forcefully pushed her into his car before Dean could even speak up. And all he could do was watch the car drive off, with the woman he had hated ever since meeting her. 

Neither Dean nor (y/n) could tell where their hatred had come from, maybe it had arisen on the day she had told him to stop flirting with her, the day she had told him to fuck off - since she won’t trust a man that found a new fling every single night. Maybe it had arisen on the day she had felt jealousy simmering inside of her, threatening to burn through her body like a wildfire. It had been her own damn fault, she had pushed him away, had no right to feel jealous of the women he’d pick up. 

A pathetic trait that had pushed the two into a petty fight, a fight that kept them going to this very day. There was no trust lingering between the two, nothing that could force them closer together - at least that’s what the two were convinced of. 

(Y/n) was counting the minutes that passed by, every now and then she found herself whimpering in pain, the werewolf had left its marks on her skin, claws pierced into her stomach. And even though the nurse at the station had stitched her up - half heartedly at best - she still felt her blood oozing out of the wound. If there’s one thing she was sure of, it was that Dean would make fun of her because of this, he’d taunt her for being this foolish, he’d push her to her limits - set on teasing the fuming woman. 

And with the morning rising over the horizon, she was dragged out of the cell, towards a smirking Dean that took in her frame with his piercing eyes. His smirk grew wider as she shot him a nasty glare, hoping that he’d keep his mouth shut. And he kept quiet, no words were spoken as they walked towards Baby, no words were spoken as Dean started driving, ignoring her question about where he was taking her. Only as they arrived at the motel she had been staying at, did Dean dare to look at her. 

“I told you to not do this on your own, you had to ignore my warning, didn’t you? Why do you always have to be this stupid.” He stepped out of Baby and started walking towards her room, keys picked up before he had driven to the station. 

“You know what, Dean. Are an asshole, I knew I shouldn’t have called you.” Her mutters were picked up by Dean with a growl rumbling through him. The door felt shut behind (y/n), silence engulfed the two as they stared at one another with hatred burning in their pupils. “Fuck you, Dean Winchester. I hate you, fuck, you’re the worst.” 

Before she could take a step further away from him, Dean grasped her wrist, keeping her in place as his eyes took in the spot of blood on her shirt, “You’re bleeding.” He had to bite down the snarky words that burned on the tip of his tongue, wanting to taunt her for being reckless, for ignoring him. But as his gaze found the pained expression that tugged on her features, he grew quiet. Dean pulled her towards the bathroom, he forced her down on the toilet seat and helped her out of her shirt before he searched for the first-aid kit. 

Her hisses drowned out the sighs that left Dean, deep down he hated seeing her like this, hated to see the tears welling up in her glassy eyes. She jerked as he patted the wound dry, had to pierce her teeth into her lower lip as he disinfected the claw marks. “Cas will have a look at it when we return to the bunker tomorrow morning." He took a deep breath, calming down as he rose from his position, "Why did you have to ignore me, for fuck sake (y/n). I knew this would happen.” 

“You know that I can do this on my own, you know I’m good at hunting, Dean.” With the shake of his head, Dean stepped away from her, throwing away the bloody tissues.

“Well clearly not, sweetheart. You could have died. Did you do this to mess with me? Is this some kind of fucked up payback?” The humourless chuckle that rumbled through (y/n) forced Dean to stand straighter, shoulders pulled back as if he was about to fight off another supernatural being. Though no hunt, no fight could push this much adrenaline through his body, she was forcing his pulse to grow higher with every passing second. 

“Do you really think I care this much about you? I’d prefer to rot to death instead of having to be close to you.” Dean couldn’t stop the hurt from buzzing through his system, making itself clear on his features. “Is this why you told me to stop hunting? Because you think I am trying to come for your place? You’re nothing special, Dean Winchester. And certainly not the only hunter out there.”

“Are you that dull? This is never the life I wanted for you, (y/n). Fuck, seeing you hurt, barely able to walk, I-” Dean’s words hung in the air, cut off as if she had called his name. But the female hunter didn’t speak, she was trying to process the words he had just spoken, wanting to read between the lines. “It was always easier to hate you, to not care about you, it was easy to protect myself. Knowing that you could have died yesterday broke my heart, I should have been there to protect you."

“What?” It felt as if her world was collapsing to pieces, as if Dean had pushed the walls she had built around herself to the ground, with one single confession. He had combed through the rubble, dusty hands reaching for her racing heart. 

“You’re so oblivious, sweetheart.” This time he didn’t use the nickname to mock her, to tease her, this time he spoke it with a voice so soft (y/n) was convinced that she was stuck in a dream. And before she could even try to rip herself from the dream, Dean had pressed his lips against her dry ones. 

The first sun rays waking the day couldn’t be this calming, the sweetest hot chocolate poured down one’s throat on a cold day couldn’t be this sweet. The outskirts of heaven, a new home to find after this life has passed, wouldn’t manage to make her feel as home as Dean’s touch managed to.

Something had switched, a shift in the air, pushing her hatred further away from her heart than it had ever been before. (Y/n) searched his lips as her hands found their way to his short hair, tugging on the roots with a kind of urgency laced in her touch. Gently Dean parted from her, only for a few seconds, to walk her out of the bathroom, towards the bed. Their lips found back together like magnets forced to connect, a sweet kiss that slowly but surely grew more heated. 

“Tell me to stop, I don’t think I have the strength to let go of you again.” His murmurs vibrated on her kiss swollen lips, forcing a small though urgent “don’t stop” out of her. Dean pushed her down onto the mattress, skilled fingers undid her bra, set on freeing her from the confines of her clothes. He was exploring her body like a wanderer reaching an unknown part of land, a part of this earth one wouldn’t be able to find on any map available, so secretive, so hidden, he never wanted to leave again. 

And all she could do was watch him, admire every part of the Dean she had never been able to admire before. No longer was he the man she wanted to run from, but the man whose touch she’d search like a woman to die of thirst finding a wellspring. 

His hot mouth found her hardening nipples, he sucked on them, left his marks as his hands unbuttoned her trousers, allowing him to find his way to her aching core. She was dripping, her arousal had soaked through her panties, desperate for Dean and his fingers, “We should have done this sooner, fuck, you’ll be the death of me.” 

She’d be his death and his resurrection, would free him from death’s claws with her soft touch. And for her he’d die again and again, only to hear her calling one more time, following the dirt roads that would lead him to the pearly gates.

Calloused fingertips rubbed her clit, arousal shot through her like a match alighted near a petrol station. She was burning alive, trembling and shaking for Dean and his touch. And he enjoyed every second of it. 

“You have too much clothes on,” her whimpers coaxed a raspy chuckle out of him. He momentarily let go of her, only to pull his shirt over his head and to pull his trousers down his legs, with hers following. By now they were almost completely bare, only left in his boxers and her panties, no longer able to hide from their hungry gazes. 

“Been waiting too long for this, fuck, please Dean.” (Y/n) couldn’t remember how many times she had made herself cum to the thought of Dean, fuelled by her biting hatred and the pleasure he’d shoot through her veins like poison. And now she was finally able to feel him, every part of him.

She reached for his boxers, trying not to put any pressure on her wound as she freed his cock, hand wrapped around him. Slowly she pumped his cock, watching his reactions to her touch, the growls that clawed through his throat. Fuck, if she could, she’d film this very moment, wanting to watch it over and over again. 

Gently he pushed her hand away as he reached for his trousers, only to pull out a condom. (Y/n)’s head found the comfortable pillow, allowing her to relax as Dean parted her arousal-covered folds with his fingers, “Are you sure?” 

“Please,” her whisper turned into a moan as Dean pushed into her. He filled her, stretched her walls with his twitching cock, set on fucking her till she no longer could remember her own name. There was nothing sweet about this moment, even though he took his time with her, wanting to burn every passing second into his mind. Dean fucked her into the mattress as if they had done this numerous times before, as if he knew exactly where to touch her to coax a moan out of her parted lips. 

The sound of their skin slapping together reverberated through the motel room, it filled every pore of her flared up skin, burning itself into her system. Dean Winchester was her oxygen, the one element she needed like the sun needed the moon, the one thing that could rescue her from drowning. She was addicted, forever bound to the tall hunter. 

“Feels so good, you’re so big,” (y/n) kept babbling on as Dean smirked down on her, she was stroking his ego, making him feel like he was taller than any building known to humankind. Her walls fluttered around his cock, hoping that he’d push her over the highest cliffs she has ever crawled, forever reminded of this very moment. 

Dean placed his face in the crook of her neck, he sucked on her pulse point, wanting to leave marks on her soft skin. He wanted to mark her up, wanted to remind her that from now on she was his - only his. She sneaked a hand between their bodies, desperate for some more friction to push her into the arms of her orgasm. 

Their lips found together, Dean kissed her breathless, he swallowed her moans like the darkness swallowed every particle of light, forcing it into his grasp. 

“So beautiful, fuck sweetheart I’m close.” Both would cum any moment now, ripped away by the pleasure blinding them. The room was spinning, pushing them into soaring waves of heat. And with her head thrown back and her back arched off the mattress, (y/n) gave in. She called his name, so loud and clean, Dean was sure he’d dream of this moment for nights to come. 

He fucked her through her high, cock filling her tightness with every thrust, only as she panted his name, coming down from her high, did he allow himself to give in. His heat filled the condom, and with her name bleeding from his swollen lips, he collapsed on top of her. 

“You okay? Did I hurt you?” His raspy voice rang in her ears, she could barely reply, struggling to find the right words as she shook her head. Carefully he pulled out of her, discarding the condom with his eyes flickering to her wound, praying that she wouldn’t start bleeding again. And with a smile tugging on both of their lips, they fell back into one another's embrace, chasing their warm touch with their hearts beating in sync. 

It would take them a while to figure out their emotions, but at the end of their time, they’ll walk through the outskirts of heaven with their hands and hearts connected. 

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