#SOMEONE PLS HELP HIM

[echosong971]

local puppet discovers what sleep is for the first time after a sudden bout of the eepy

[kozmicmizuu]

oh my god, this stupid headcanon WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE (medium/psychic giyuu)

so here’s some silly/not so silly things with this headcanon

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Sanemi, venting to the worst person possible (iguro): I’m sure my mother and siblings are resting in the afterlife, and hopefully my father is in hell

Iguro: real, anyways- me and Mitsuri had the best time-

Meanwhile, with Giyuu: Awwwh thank you Ms. Shinazugawa, no need for the compliments, i just gave you some lilies..

Giyuu: also please leave Mr. Shinazugawa, you are really not making anyone here comfortable- don’t start yelling at me motherfu-

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Some random ass ghost, basically bothering Giyuu: You’re family’s in hell lol

Giyuu: i would say kill yourself but you already did that so….

random ghost: FUCK YOU

Giyuu: you wish you could tap this ass bitch, now leave me alone

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Giyuu: Sabito- leave the hashiras alone! i can feel how damn nervous they are from like 2 miles away

Sabito: nah- it’s funny! seeing japans best defense against demons so scared and nervous is hilarious!

Giyuu: oh my gods…. just- tone it down, okay? like don’t be so tough on em

Sabito: aughhhh fine, only cause you said so… but- how do you explain what i just did to the Wind Hashira’s estate..?

Giyuu: what the fuck did you do

Sabito: uuhhh… i might’ve like, trashed the place, leave his stove on, let his dogs out and may or may not have broken a window or two…?

Giyuu: … if the demons or this damn job don’t kill me, it’s going to be you that kills me

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this was some tiny content of this AU??? headcanon?? idk but i’d consider this an AU then but i did have fun writing this fr fr

[jazzyjesse]

missa's doing well on among us!

[dragynkeep]

Not me thinking about Homelander watching JL/JLU to help with his public persona.

he's doing research on how to be likeable so he doesn't have to explode people with his eyes instead 😔

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[wearecrowley]

super subtle investigative reporter fell reporting for duty

[thunderbringer]

God of Thunder, would thou be honored to listen about our Lord and Savior, Shrek?

i have heard of no such LORD , so whether i should be honored or not has yet remained to be seen .

of what realm does he RULE ??

[blakbonnet]

🥺🥺🥺

[lacebird]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN replies to fans online

[kibby-reaper]

crown at mcdonald's, remastered edition

- mod kibby

[homxartt]

I hate her so much i can't believe i want to kiss this thing...

[lotus-pear]

bsd fic authors i understand yalls pain SO well right now why is it so fucking HARD to write dazai. like i have a whole fucking spreadsheet dedicated to tireless analysis i have done on my part so i can accurately characterize him but he is such an unpredictable and morally gray character that it's hard knowing his limits and boundaries and where he draws the line for himself.

[ja3yun]

if you guys need me i'll be right here, sitting comfortably

[xanzilopterix]

Aziraphale watching Beelzebub and Gabriel talk about each other

"Wherever Beelzebub is, is my heaven"

"And wherever you are, my sweet, is forever my hell"

Every second, fondly glancing over at Crowley

AND YET WHEN CROWLEY ASKED, HE STILL WOULDN'T RUN AWAY WITH HIM

[fatuismooches]

Fragile reader helping Dottore's segments do repairs on themselves, only of course they're not too successful or helpful because of their shaky hands and other complications. At first, you're adamant about not doing it because you think you might accidentally actually hurt them, like breaking their wiring, or cause them to short-circuit somewhere. But a lot of them are very good at convincing you (and in actuality so desperate for your attention and touch) that nothing will happen, their design is far too complex for something major to happen that easily! And so begins your poking and prodding into their internal systems. The clones are so much more complicated than those Khaenri'ahn machines you and Zandik researched all those years ago, it's hard not to marvel at their intricate designs. Which leads to you doing silly things like pulling their faces in all directions to get the best angle with a screwdriver in your hand, your face extremely close to theirs. The younger ones are bad at hiding their flustered state and have to bite their tongue to prevent any affectionately rude things from flying out their mouths. While the older ones are more calm about it and find it quite funny to see how you handle them, probably subtly flirting with you during the process. It took a very long time but when you do manage to fix the issue you feel quite elated and proud of yourself. You've still got it! (A little bit. They helped you a bit when you weren't looking.)

[alieneyedcow]

A very serious animatic