#SOOOO comphet
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JACKIE.....
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it's so funny to me whenever i see a critic say wicked (Part One™) wasn't gay enough bc like. gelphie didn't kiss with tongue or whatever. which sure fair i guess but also the homoeroticism is such a load bearing narrative element for me that it literally isn't possible for me to see the story as anything BUT a deeply tragic lesbian parable lmaoooo
#likeeee its wild to me them being like this is sooo straight#when its definitionally impossible for the story to be gay fucking schrodinger's lesbian situationship etc etc#the story literally would NAWT make sense without the homerotic subtext#specifically everything from galindas pov lmao#i think an argument for bi elphaba is totally reasonable and welcome at my thanksgiving table even !#but galinda is soooo comphet lesbian master doc coded it isnt even funny#wicked#gelphie
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july 10th 2024 mood board
#soooo respectfully#comphet ?#the phoobs#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#dan howell#daniel howell#dnp#d&p#amazing phil#dip and pip#dnp tit
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courtney’s got a crush on ginger! 💖💕
i love as courtney get’s more closer to ginger, she becomes more obsessed with her
girl, you’re gay!!!
#as told by ginger#atbg#as told by ginger fanart#courtney gripling#ginger x Courtney#Nickelodeon#nicktoon#nicktoons#Nickelodeon fanart#courtney x ginger#art#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#procreate#artwork#drawing#cartoon#cartoons#digital art#wlw#yuri#yuritastic#gay#lesbian#as told by ginger courtney#in my headcanons courtney is def a lesbian… she just had comphet during the show#she was soooo crushing on ginger fr
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i'm actually not a lesbian yes the concept of heterosexual sex disgusts me on paper but it appeals to me with a few select men. and that's how i've always felt but the lesbian masterdoc which was written by a girl who turned out to be bi got me. and a lot of other bi women with a preference for women. it's crazy to have that much influence when you think about it
#i know how that sounds. but i want him BAD#yes it's the him i've been talking about i know i said i didn't think he was attractive like two weeks ago. but i happen to be very#attracted to him. these days#i actually am stealing that girl's man i'm sorry#when we're married like a week from now it's gonna be SOOOO HARD having to keep the fact that she likes him a secret because her being#jealous that we seemed to like each other is what made me go wait. DO WE?#i can tell him she thought he liked me and i liked him i'll just keep the part about her liking him out of the story#i've actually been thinking this for like two months not even because of this guy because the inconsequential crush i mentioned a few weeks#ago on someone i'm only seeing for three weeks from now until june was on a guy. and also other things#anyway. i think the concept of being bi and not wanting to date men needs to like be more mainstream i've seen the girls 'struggle with#comphet' and the comphet was literally an average crush on a man. lmao. like it's fine to not want to date men even if you're not incapable#of being into one#anyway. when i say i'm stealing this girl's man i'm obviously kidding it's just what i said in one of my posts. they're friends and he and#i are friends she and i are friendly but aren't friends she's kind of friends with my new bff but like not really since she told me her#secret that she has a crush on *guy*. what i mean is it's ethical she and i aren't friends. we've never texted that's the bare#minimum for being friends. but only in the broadest sense of the word (rory season 1 episode 9 rory's dance)#and like i say: brf slt
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can't get back into warframe because it made me realise how broken my own family and life is and it's all because of saryn
#im not even gonna apologise if u like saryn i dont care#i need therapy SOOOO bad how do i explain to a professional that ny mental break started out wirh the ultk d29tYq== fiasco THEN#comphet proto saryn and frost#ON THE WEEKEND OF A PRIDE PARADE
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my sister asked if i wanna watch mean girls w her i dont rly love the movie but janis + karen r cute so i agreed
#i was so convinced janis was gna be a real lesbian. i think shes just a comphet sufferer#and amanda seyfried is soooo fine#and rachel mccadams is so sleek shes just satisfying to look at
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god the story my best friend is working on sounds so fucking good. every update has me breaking out popcorn and chomping at the bit to read it glfkfidjs
#she is writing a vampire novel w allegories about comphet and the fetishization and objectification of trans women... it is SO COOL#and she is such a fantastic writer glfkfidjs SOOOO TALENTED#the world building. the characters. the social commentary. the WRITING even in the rough first drafts... she's amazing 😭😭#*dykeposting
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virginity is a construct but that means sexhavership is also a construct. i used to be such a slut but when that phase ended in my late twenties i swung round to the other extreme and became so perfectly celibate im not even sure i could find the hole anymore gromit. i am not a virgin yet i have never felt more virginal in my life so what does that make me?
#rhetorical question#btw. if you even care#i should also say that it wasn't really a conscious decision#more like. i had explored everything i wanted to explore#and my priorities just happened to shift a little#i was also very much in that comphet mind prison of like#if i cant be straight at least i can be a palatable monogamist#for a very long time#so i was soooo focused on dating and shit#it took a long time to get to a point where i felt like i was comfortable being alone#of course then there was also the pandemmy#and now i kinda feel like#its been so long#its gonna be a whole thing to get back in the game#which is bs ofc#it doesnt have to be#but in my mind it's like#i was this whole different person back then#its not just that i haven't hooked up with anyone in years#its that this current version of myself feels so different from who i was back then#it's difficult to even imagine#going on dates again and#all that good stuff#am i making sense idk#this started out as a joke poast#and now look at me#gromit i said look at me#&
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i want a girlfriend idk how many doomed sapphic friendships i can take
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guys i love snow white i don’t even care she’s dark and a little crazy and wanted to hug rosamund immediately after meeting her but over the blanket bc she’s so cold and she woke herself up from the dead and punched through her own glass coffin bc no one was there to wake her up….i’m literally obsessed
#i love her#snow white has long been very personal to me#i played her in a play when i was little#it was a big moment for me#i dearly love her#and i love her in neverafter#she…#like she just looks so fucked up KAJDJAJKDA#obsessed w her honestly#also all the princesses are lesbians i’m soooo sorry but they are#no prince came to save them….yeah#rosamund FOR SURE is#like tell me part of her whole Thing is not comphet like…#her whole purpose being to be saved by a prince…comphet…lesbianism#anyway#fiona watches d20!!!!
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thinking abt cissiecassie . UGH. i love them so much WHATEVERRRRR
#UGH THEYRE SOOOO#idk ive been thinking about cassie a lot recently#esp in terms of her gender expression and comphet#someday i'll write a longpost about her#but ultimately everything comes back to Them ❤️❤️#also heyyy mutuals guess who finally opened tumblr again after like 3 weeks :-)#dc#lou.txt
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rika & akasaka peak boring het problematic age gap in a direction you would not expect‼️
#why does she have a little girl crush on him that’s soooo fucking funny. girl you are 100years old#and he’s a married man!!!!#she’s busy over here having comphet when there’s a perfectly good lesbian with whom you have a codependent relationship with#(also problematic age gap but satoko can fix that)#higurashi liveblogging#frogs.txt
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ngl kinda wanna post an unfinished hxh multichap as a oneshot instead
#the idea was soooo good like#i don't ship kuraneon but like . imagine that but lavender marriage and they're both queer#neon has comphet and kurapika is dealing w amatonormativity
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sometimes I try to describe what would make a man hot to me and then I get halfway through and go. ah fuck. that's just forcefem again. my bad.
#I'd be soooo into a man who was wearing eyeliner and dresses and taking estrogen and had pronouns other than he/him and also wasn't a man#most of the “men” I've been into have been nonbinary or transfem. oops.#the remainder were comphet when I was younger
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MAC. MAC I LOVE THE SUCKEING. OH MY GOD. MOST UNSERIOUS CAMPAIGN EVER. one minute arthur is giving up his beauty and humanity in order to learn how to free himself from this curse and then the next he’s tearing off his shirt to show taylor lautner his abs so he won’t attack them. shilo tore out his own eye and emizel forgot how to do taxes. grefgor got a girlfriend and he wants to propose to her after less than a month of dating. he works at walmart now. taylor lautner’s willpower is nine and all it took for him to back down was for some fucking guy in a motorcycle helmet to rip off his shirt and show him his abs. i’m gonna LOSE it mac
^how it feels to listen to the suckening. what the FUCK is going on <3
oh my god. if you're feeling like that NOW just wait until you get to the last two epiosdes. fucking WILD dude. this campaign is SO FUCKING unserious. MOST unserious longform campaign they've done and it's the fucking horror vampires one !!!!!!!!!! insane 2 me . hi Taylor lautner. oh boy you get to hear charlies horrible terrible awful dog impressions. how is he so UNNATURALLY awful at making dog sounds (you'll hear more of these if you end up listening to bitb. he's awful)
UM. YEAH SHILOS EYE HURT ME REAL BAD BUT ALSO THAT SCENE??? WHERE HE WAS DANCING IN THE SUN???? ughhh dude I genuinely teared up during that. where charlie asks "do you do anything else?" and bizly says no he just keeps dancing. yghhhhhh I love that part so much.
DO NOT . TALK TO ME. ABOUT GREFGORS GIRLFRIEND. I HAVE COMPLICATED FEELINGS ABOUT HER. every day is 9/11 for grefgor fans (me) (<< phrase I picked up after seeing this ep the first time and just kept repeating until it permanently got stuck jn my head) I hope she like. Becomes An Actual Character in season 2 . she's NOTHING. she's NOT EVEN GOTH. it's not the fact that he got a girlfriend randomly that bothers me it's the fact that this was just like. a convenient way to Get Rid Of Him so they wouldn't keep forgetting to put him in scenes and they wouldnt have to take him with them for the last couple eps. and this made me so sad because I love grefgor so much and I miss him every day and I want him BACK. he can bring his girlfriend with him I don't care I just want him back so badly -crying cat.jpg-
#every day is 9/11 for grefgor fans..... 😔#i was so mad about this after i heard the ep that on call to jonesy i said the words “they just made comphet grefgor” out loud .#and while i have since decided he is a bisexual king who can do whatever he wants that phrase was just.#really fucking funny to me and i cant get it out of my mind#ANYWAY. IM SO GLAD YOURE HAVING FUN WELCOME TO JRWI HELL#i VERY HIGHLY recommend blocking the “jrwi spoilers” tag because i have been seeing a LOT of rlly good late campaign pd art recently#and if youre thinking about getting into pd or riptide next there are for sure some things u DONT want to be spoiled on. if u havent already#I HIGHLY RECOMMEND RIPTIDE ALSO. i know ive been so hard on the pd grind bc it has been. living in my mind currently.#but riptide is soooo good and so important to meeeee. and also u get to meet gillion who is my favorite ever#BUT. YEAH. GOD. ENDGAME PD IS SO UPSETTING#also freak week is coming up and most of my art/fics for that are lategame pd related so u may not want spoiled on those#asks#friends!!!#anachronistic-falsehood
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