Why do I get the feeling Vasco would just react normally to a horror. He would bake bread for the devil, man, he is the most well adjusted dude.
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kicking my feet in the air while giving you head. hehe
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“annabeth fell first” “no percy fell first!” THEY BOTH FELL!!! INTO TARTARUS!!!!!!!
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aziraphale "of course you have white hair and trauma" fell versus anthony j "of course you have red hair and pronouns" crowley
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sorry guys I just think that since annabeth is the daughter of athena, the goddess of wisdom, she would know better than to fall off a cliff….
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wow i can't believe hed stoop this low
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I feel like a lot of people have this headcanon of Simon hating touch but I really feel like it’s quite the opposite. Like he cravessss physical contact but because he’s so menacing and intimidating everyone’s like nahhhh my mans will snap my fingers in half but the moment he comes back from a mission and your air headed self comes running up to him and throws your arms around his waist telling him how much he missed out on while everyone collectively gets up from their seats with horrified expressions to stop you, he merely stands there glances down at you and his large hand is on your head. The most endearing little gesture and the corners of his lips are tugging upwards as you babble on about the 141’s shenanigans and everyone jus simultaneously falls out of their chairs because of how soft their L.t. sudden is when it comes to you
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this is literally the same picture dawg 😭😭
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describe ur cock using only forcing it down my throat
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