#STARING WITH HEART EYES

[outsockk]

clown spamton

design by @rrawwrrterry

[yashley]

A soup? Time's a weird soup? Is that a saying where you're from?

[arcanegifs]

Caitvi Scenes: 25/? ↳ "Who the hell are you?"

[pureseasalt]

congratulations to the one piece live action team for everything, but especially for perfectly, spectacularly, and unabashedly portraying how head over heels in love the straw hat crew is with monkey d luffy

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire – 2.08: And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else

[bertoyana]

Erik, what are you doing?

X-MEN: DAYS OF THE FUTURE PAST (2014)

[justabiteofspite]

I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."

Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?

Get fucking real.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade, a sappy idiot: Oh Peanut, I can't think of my life without you. Where have you been all my life?!

Logan, a chaotic sweetheart: Sometimes Pulling push doors off the hinges and sometimes letting the universe convince me that I was dying.

[spacedlexi]

i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend

[biggestwilliamfinnfan]

good morning fun fact i am not normal about them in any capacity

[siriuslygay1981]

James who has never seen a mistletoe before - You know what they say... we have to kiss under the mistletoe now little black

Regulus- .....Potter, that's a lettuce leaf

[mensmommymilkers]

Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun

[dejwrldarchived]

truly had a y/n moment on the date tonight y’all!!

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

[dseval]

So I posted this lesbian cream drawing and people seem to be eating it up (thank you for your support, everyone♡). Coincidentally, my bestie also said something something about them in the royal garden and Dream putting a flower crown on Cross's head? I procastinated and spent two days on this.

Lesbians with flower crowns? Cream with flower crowns? See the vision guys.

I think the biggest mistake is actually not using any references for this sketch, i don't know the first thing about how a skeleton's back look like, nor do I know what a royal garden looks like, gotta up my background game.

Credits (please tell me if there's a typo or if I missed anything!):

Dream Sans by Joku

Cross Sans by Jakei

[yujeong]

Me: Damn, I didn't expect to love Tonkla as much as I do, I wonder why that is

Tonkla: *is insanely lonely and self-destructive and tries to cope in concerningly unhealthy ways*

Also me: Oh