#So this is going to be a very odd date 🤣

[skyofnostars]

Just an idea

so, what if you took the last character who you wrote dialogue for (or the last character in your camera roll), combined it with the last activity you did and you had to make that into a date??? Reblog with answers if you want!

[landitolover]

𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒊’𝒔 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍, in which pedri loves to get on charles’ nerves by flirting with his girlfriend.. ౨ৎ charles x fem!reader

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yourusername great game today 💙❤️

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user jersey yn is back 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾!!

user BARKING 🐶

user ugh 😭😭😭😭😭

user is it jus me who finds it odd that she rarely posts charles .. and is always posting pedri ?

→ user not rlly idk..? she lives in barcelona, and so does pedri, they see each other more often = more posts of pedri, bc charles is always away for his races ….

user the world stopped. everyone and their mother is screaming at this post, people died, people cried— the world actually DIED!!!!!!!!

user im crying shes so gorgeous :’’’’)

user im gonna throw UPPP SHES A GODDESS 🛐

user MAAMAMAMAAA 😍

user my oh my

user she’s the reason i am bi .

user IM MALFUNCTIONING

user i’m fighting charles and pedri for her

user wait r they dating ?? i’m new around here 😭

→ user no, she’s dating charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc SO GORGEOUS MY LOVE

→ yourusername I LOVE YOOOUUU 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

charles_leclerc get rid of the blue and just wear my red x (or nothing at all)

→ yourusername GET OUT….

→ landonorris I think i just threw up

→ lilymhe thirsting on the main is crazy 😭😭 (real)

→ carlossainz55 children are on this app, charlitos…

pedri my jersey looks amazing on you

→ charles_leclerc yeah? and i’m the one ripping it off at the end of the night 🤣

→ pedri 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

→ charles_leclerc LOLL YOU’RE MAD

pedri 😍😍😍

→ yourusername 😇😇❣️

pedri gorgeous girl

→ yourusername thank you pedri ‼️

lilymhe THE PRETTIEST EVER ML 😭😭😭

→ yourusername YOUUUU.

lilymhe the only thing I like abt ur white man, is you 😍😍

→ yourusername kiss me lily

→ lilymhe 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾

carlossainz55 I don’t like this post

→ charles_leclerc same, I don’t like seeing my girlfriend in other mens teams shirt 😒

→ carlossainz55 become a madrid fan !

→ charles_leclerc I might just have to

→ carlossainz55 welcome mate 💪

→ yourusername blocked and reported, both of u.

→ charles_leclerc I’m your BOYFRIEND???🤧🤧

→ yourusername does it look like i gaf?????? GET OUT MADRIDISTAS!!!!!

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charles_leclerc Such an amazing game! 😃

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user who forced u to go.

user we ❤️ a bf who supports his gfs bffs game x

user forced ass smile dawg 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

→ user LMFAOO RIGHT

user hes so mamalicious

user weird way to propose but yes !

user screaming crying throwing up i cant do this anymore

user i literally just died dead

user my new fav culer xxx

→ carlossainz55 he’s a MADRIDISTA.

pedri I hope I impressed your girlfriend

→ charles_leclerc blocked and reported

→ charles_leclerc GET OUT MY DAMN COMMENTS YOU SPANIARD

→ charles_leclerc you did NOT IMPRESS HER

→ pedri says the man who dnfs basically every race

→ user OH NAAHHH 😭😭

IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BABYGIRLS’

LILY 💋

how long til charles breaks

PEDRI 🫂

he’s a very hard man to break

YN

you guys are so evil for setting him up

LILY 💋

it’s so funny seeing him fight for his life in the comments though 😭😭

PEDRI 🫂

right

LILY 💋

it’s also funny how you forced him to go to a game

YN

yeah and I’m gonna force pedri to a race

PEDRI 🫂

and watch him dnf? no thanks

LILY 💋

THAT’S CRAZY 😭

ur foul for that pedri

PEDRI 🫂

my bad

my hand slipped on the send button

YN

you’re so MEAN 😭😭

PEDRI 🫂

I’ll go to the race ????

YN

alrighty 😁😁

LILY 💋

pedri in the paddock soo ooo ooon 🗣️🗣️!!!!

You loved “pedri in the paddock soo ooo ooon 🗣️🗣️!!!!”

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yourusername CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING MY LOVE 🥹🥹❤️❤️ SO PROUD BABY 🤧🤧

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user OH MY WORD AAUASDXC

user ur JOKIIING 😭😭😭😭 Im crying i havent been this happy since lime forver 😭😭😭

user third pic too real :///

user YN WHAT DID U DO FOF HIM TO WIN 🤧

→ user she bribed ferrari strategist to actually strategize x

→ yourusername it’s true, i did

user i 😭 cant 😭 take 😭 it 😭

user hes so gorgeous i might cry

user real tears coming out of mg eyes do not tlakn to me.

user her very rare post of charles 🤧

pedri surprised he didn’t dnf

→ charles_leclerc YOU’RE EVIL.

→ pedri 😘

→ lilymhe enemies to lovers type shit

→ yourusername “pedri x charles. 10k words. enemies to lovers”

→ charles_leclerc hello what ???? 😭

pedri he’s so fugly

→ charles_leclerc I KNOW YOUR ASS AINT TALKING WIT THOSE SKINNY ASS JEANS BRUH 🤦🤦🤦🤦

→ yourusername ik both of you guys aren’t talking.

lilymhe good job charles 🏆🏆

→ charles_leclerc thank you for not being a hater (unlike other people I know.)

charles_leclerc MA CHÉRIE I LOVE YOU 🫶🏻

→ yourusername I LOVE YOU MORE ❤️

charles_leclerc red is more your color

→ yourusername I think so too

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pedri congratulations on winning, I guess 🫡

tagged charles_leclerc

comments have been limited

yourusername charles said to let him comment 🤧

→ pedri is this post not good enough for him? he’s quite greedy.

yourusername you’re too kind pedri xoxo 💋 —charles

lilymhe ITS HAPPENING, THEYRE GETTING ALONG

→ pedri never

lilymhe awwwwwww!!!!!

IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BF & BFF”

CHA ❤️

pedri

PEDRI 🫂

what.

CHA ❤️

are we like bffs now

PEDRI 🫂

not in a billion years

YN

BRO 😭

please be friends with my bf..

CHA ❤️

i second that

i’m quite lovely

PEDRI 🫂

😒😒

i guess

I’ll still hate on you on insta though

this friendship be between only us.

CHA ❤️

🤓☝️

alright….

YN

omg finally

ur getting along 🤧🤧!!!

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yourusername when the plans actually make it out of the gc …

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user they’re all so hot

user ynlily is real to me

→ lilymhe i agree

→ yourusername lets ditch our bfs

user lil bro don’t wanna be there

→ user cause hes third wheeling

user sometimes babygirls are three ppl in their 20s 😢

user i’m actually sobbing

user MAMAMAAMAMAMAS 🤤🤤😍😍

user they’re gorgeous, and pedri is just there..

pedri never let the plans get out the gc again

→ yourusername yk you had fun…

→ lilymhe SUCH A HATER…… 🤧😢

pedri you took that picture without my consent

→ yourusername my bad lil bro

→ pedri 😐😐

lilymhe you’re so gorgeous 😍

→ yourusername ur more gorgeous ;)

lilymhe next time it’ll just be us baby

→ yourusername 💋💋

charles_leclerc why am i never invited

→ yourusername cause ur always away going vroom vroom in a car

→ user I feel bad for him 🙁🙁

→ user fr yn is always going everywhere without charles

charles_leclerc you look so gorgeous, i miss you :(❤️

→ yourusername thank you, i miss you more 🫶🏾

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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BABYGIRLS”

LILY 💋

YN

CHARLES’ FANS ARE ON UR ASS RN 😭

PEDRI 🫂

“charles always gets left out 🥺”

that man is 25 he do not care

YN

LMFAOO

right 😭

like I love him but some of his “fans” are so …

LILY 💋

Fr they’re dramatic sometimes

u hangout with him too much = ur a clingy girlfriend

u don’t hangout with him as much = ur a bad girlfriend

YN

NO LITERALLY

these bitches r never happy with what i do

like its MY relationship ??? 😭

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yourusername he is fine y’all, perfectly fine.. please don’t call paw patrol 😐

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user 😭😭😂😍🤣😍😁😊😃😂😁💔💔💔

user PLS THE CAPTION 😭

→ user shes sick of THOSE charles fans

user they r so 🤧🤧❤️❤️

user they’re SO taylor coded .

→ user specifically you are in love ://

user god i see what you do for others

user im

→ user me too girl, me too

user officially my favorite couple

user the last pic. I AM DISGUSTED 😂😂😭😭💔💔

user sliding down mt wall i cant trake this 😊😊😊😊

charles_leclerc Je t'aime 🤍

→ yourusername I love you more 🤍

charles_leclerc MY GIRL MY GIRL

charles_leclerc you’re so lovely

→ yourusername 🥹🥹❤️

pedri cuties

→ lilymhe OMG PEDRI NOT BEIN A HATER !!!!!!

→ charles_leclerc i knew you secretly loved me xx

→ yourusername HES EVOLVED 💯💯‼️‼️

pedri i took the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th pic 😒😒😒

→ yourusername oh yeah, sorry 🤧. PEDRI TOOK THOSE PICTURES EVERYONE!!!!

lilymhe CUTEST COUPLE EVER

→ yourusername YOUU AND ALEX 🤧🥹

carlossainz55 give me back my charles, he was mine first 😞

→ yourusername no cause you’re gonna make him go to the devils side.. madrid…

→ carlossainz55 come to the good side, to madrid! porfa yn 🙏🏼

→ pedri they’re both culers forever 🥰🥰

→ charles_leclerc true !!!!

→ yourusername very very true

yourusername just added one new story

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charles_leclerc you areee in looove, true love 🤍

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user SHUT UP

user whatcha know abt taylor.. CHARLES….

→ charles_leclerc a lot actually, when your girlfriend only listens to taylor 24/7 you start to get some t swizzle knowledge 🤷🤷

user Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc, THE CAPTION 😭

user get out OH MY GOD

user im so sick like actually.

user they are so cute i physically cannot do it anymore

user 🤢🤢😭😭💔💔😠😠🤧🤧😐😐

user babies my babies

user charles quoting taylor? ur twisted.

user charles lerizzler

pedri she’s giggling over this post

→ charles_leclerc 🤭🤭

lilymhe alex_albon why aren’t you this cute with your captions

→ alex_albon 🖕🏼🖕🏼

→ lilymhe SEE, YOU ARENT BEING VERY ROMANTIC!!!

yourusername i’m crying this is so sweet

yourusername this made my caption look bad

→ charles_leclerc I thought your caption was funny

yourusername do NOT talk to me I’m currently giggling and kicking my feet

→ charles_leclerc call me, chérie

→ yourusername yes yes

carlossainz55 down bad

→ charles_leclerc of course I am!

౨ৎ hi guys… yet another reupload from my old blog… (BOOOOO 🙄🙄) i hope u guys enjoyed nonetheless :) i will HOPEFULLY be working on part two of ‘say don’t go’ 🤓🤓

taglist @moneygramhaas @kortneej81 @leclercsluv @landovilla !

[rebouks]

Let's be nosy and see what a few folks have been up to recently and/or since Somnium ended, shall we..? 👀

Kaden/Joey are still around, somewhere.. Joey would probably tell you by accident, but Kaden keeps him on a tight leash. I very much doubt either of them have changed their ways, you can't teach an old dog new tricks and all that... I dunno if we'll really see em again properly, though I never say never!

Brynn, Ace and Robert may have left Del Sol, but Randy and Genesis are still stuck in their old ways. Sissy likes the attention and money from her "job" too much to leave. I think part of her still hopes someone's gonna whisk her away to a life of luxury and she'll live happily ever after, just like Brynn did.. assumedly 😩 Randy won't leave without her ofc, and he doesn't really like change anyway. He's lazy, what else is he gonna do?! The motel barely makes any money either, but he manages with a few odd jobs from the less savoury folks around town. They're doing swell 👍

Luckily, no one ever ratted on Darien and he was far too careful to end up under the microscope without being exposed - especially since Wyatt left the scene - so he moved back to San My eventually. Ever the workaholic, he found himself a job at the same accounting/law firm as Wade (props to anyone who remembers him lmaoo) he doesn't need the money but he'd probably go insane without a job ngl 😆 He doesn't really find it easy to make friends either, and Wade recently found himself behind bars for a lil tiny bit of tax evasion so he's pretty lonely-.. although he did meet a fellow asexual lady friend he's been on a couple dates with recently. They have fun n' get on well, but she thinks he's this straight laced/awkward accountant and it makes him feel weird, like he's lying about himself.. so idk how long that'll last. I think he kinda misses being part of a "family", however fucked up it was.. but most of all, he just misses Wyatt 😔

Alma and Mack have been hanging out more often recently, just casually tho u kno?? She likes her freedom too much to give it all up, and although he's a great lover, he's a terrible boyfriend lmaoo.. I think she's accepted that Mack is Mack so they're not making it serious or official this time. They're not exactly getting any younger either, may as well have some fun whilst they're still here, right?! Kobe's considering moving out 'cause eugh 😆

Brivan n' co are just kinda living life right now, working, hanging out with Jacob/Suzie/Miya a fair bit and tryna get used to the news of Jude n' such u kno? Pixie's hitting her milestones like a champ ofc, but she's a picky eater just like her pappy 😅 Bruno insists he's fine but he's been a lil quiet and weird recently. Part of him still struggles with his old self and his guilt, though he ain't exactly a talker, so he retreats into himself now and then instead. He's been thinking of proposing to Ivan occasionally as well, but he doesn't want to do it whilst he's in a funk AND he's a lil worried (aka majorly overthinking) the fact that Ivan might not take too well to being proposed to?? But wait, nah.. he'd love it, right? Maybe-.. unless he hated it, maybe he'd rather be the one to ask-.. should he? Yes-.. no, wait-.. maybe?!!? Probably-.. AGHHHHHFJSDK <- said Bruno's brain 🙈

Jessie and Ivan have been taking it slow, mostly since she's so damn busy all the time, but also 'cause they hardly know each other n' all. Ivan's kinda bummed she's slow to trust him, but he can't exactly blame her so he's being patient n' meeting them whenever he can. Jude is so smitten with his new pappy tho, he even wanted to grow his hair just like him 😭 Oscar n' Robin have tagged along a few times as well since the kiddos are practically the same age, but idk if Robin is too sure abt Jude just yet! He's very talkative and he's a big hugger.. I wonder where he gets that from?? 🤣 I think Jessie's finally warming up to the idea of sharing Jude 'cause she agreed to leave him alone with Ivan for a sleepover soon! They're gonna get dressed up n' head to Oscar's for a spooky party! Oh, and Oscar thinks Jessie has a nice rack....... boi plz 🙄

Not pictured/spied upon..

Tilda - she's just existing rn tbh! She hangs out with Brivan/Pixie now n' then which she enjoys more than she'll let on! She's tryna stay away from dating and focus on herself too.. but she's not all that keen on herself so that's hard work 😩 a few dates here n' there but nothing interesting! She's also still ignoring her family.

Noah n' co - Aspen started teaching a few mommy/toddler yoga classes in the upstairs portion of Noah's gallery since he barely uses it, Juni loves it! Juni started ballet recently too 🩰 Noah's still salty with Oscar for not hanging out more but the man's busy dammit! I think Oscar's glad he's on semi-decent terms with everyone but he'd rather keep them at arms length so it stays that way skdjskjd

Salton - Alton's still Alton lmao.. though Sid gives him more shit nowadays since she's mostly retired she's realised he's even lazier than she thought and I'm sure she regrets letting him get a TV! She's a bit bored/lost tbh, which is why she hasn't fully retired yet.. introspection doesn't suit her (so says she) and she doesn't like all this extra time to think n' shit.. ough 🙈

Rhys & Tommy - both finished uni wooooooo! They're staying with Rhys' parents for now tho, Tommy's not rlly sure what to do with his psychology degree yet but he still thinks he'd like to be a psychologist so maybe he'll get a job/save up n' do his masters or smth?! Rhys has been taking on jobs as a wedding/event photographer for now, but he'd like to veer more towards photography as an art form-.. tho he's not sure how to go about that just yet either 🤔 they're figuring it out and they're happy so it doesn't rlly matter toooo much for now

Uhhhhh idk I've probably missed some folk out but feel free to ask abt anyone else in the comments! 🧡

[rapunzelforlorn]

I made my friend watch heartstopper and I got his reactions for you to all enjoy

Ep 1

Fuck Ben!

Elle actually trans?

FUCK BEN!!

Rugby bros nice & accepting

Charlie is him

FUUUUUUUCKK BEN!!!!

Is ig the main communication method?

Does "x" mean more than kisses?

Ep 2

Charlie is just so supportive

Ben gives the ick

Let people have crushes

Why do school dynamics in shows never feel like they do in real life?

Tori's an odd one

Upset we got robbed Charlie getting his haircut and stressing too the barber

Nellie's barks fake??

What friends play in the snow like this?

Nick's mom read him like a book

Rocketman can't play drums lol

WHY'S THE TENSION SO GOOD 😫

Loving the comic effects

Tori is SO weird

Floor person confirmed bi

Ep 3

Nick going through the queer rabbit hole, fuck that's depressing 😔

Do we like Imogen?

Feel bad for Tao 😔

What's with the sequined clothes?

Tao's a bit dramatic

Fuck Harry

Fuck Ben again!!

Good on Charlie standing up to him

Tao IS dramatic

Imogen is a bit much but not bad?

Who throws parties like this??

Is this a hotel?

The sneaker squeak breaking the silence

God I miss this nervous tension

Nick absolute Golden retriever

Ep4

A boy, talking about his feelings?!?!

Nick never got that jumper

Imogen is too much lol still not sure if we like her

Tao & Elle?

Does this art teacher have a name??

Mr. Arjiya?

Gay people sport

I really want one of these rugby boys to step and be supportive of Charlie being on this team

Imogen...kinda annoying

ANNOYING

Ally 🤣

Tao🤜vs🤛Nick 🙈

Harry's a twat

Nick looking genuinely upset about being "friends"

There's nothing wrong with worrying about your teammate¡!!!!

Nick being ambushed, not cool

Not sure Imogen is bad, annoying yes, but doesn't know better

Ep5

Fuck monopoly

Not Imogen's dog 😭😭😭

Nick's so conflicted and it hurts

Saturday came so fast??

Tao's hair flaps gets me everytime

Wait...what about imogen???

Tao's overprotective, heart in the right place

Not the strongly worded DM 😭

Tao quick to judge

Smooching!!!

Tao & Elle 😏

Imogen, good friend?

Ep6

Nick has good taste in pirate movies

PotC confirmed Bi movie

Bi panic

Friends to lovers pipeline

Why does it always happen in band rooms?

Girl, with very queer haircut - "never would've guessed you were gay"

The ice cream truck song?

Anti-homiphobia cheese

Picnic bants

Shout out to this vlogger

Tara is SUCH a good friend

Such a supportive group

Charlie's excitement for the official date!!

What is this magical milkshake shop???

Where do they get date money?

Tao being oblivious 😐

A concert after all that dairy?!?!

Nick saying he might be bisexual and then saying I'm not sure feels very bixeual

Poor Tara

Tao having the longest legs and being the slowest runner

The subtle carhart on Nick's coat 😂

Ep7

Why is Tori so weird??

Charlie needs to work on standing up for himself

Rugby lad 😂

Sweet popcorn 🤢

Char?

Harry needs to piss off

Ben's a fucking creep AND a pos

Nick standing up to Harry, mint

Nick's mom know? Motherly intuition?

I really need Charlie to stand up for himself, love that he has people in his corner but I need him to step up

The "s" word

Art teacher complaining about crumbs like the counters & cabinets aren't stained with paint

Tao 😔

Elle's fits tho

Tao holding his own against Harry 👀

Tao & Charlie 😭😭

Ep 8

Harry's a twat, Tori confirmed

Tori still weird but good sister

Issac has been unbothered and in his lane all season, we stan

Don't you have to fill out papers to quit a team?

Nick & Tao bonding

Tao is good friend

Seeing the "typing..." appear & disappear is such a relatable agony

Elle is her

Why don't we have a sports day?

What's the point of all girls/boys school if they're seemingly right next to each other and constantly intermingling

FUCK OFF BEN

Charlie...STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF?? 👏👏

Charlie & Tao hugging it out 🥺

Kinda want more Issac

Tao & Elle 👀👀👀👀

Kith? No kith 😖

The principle over the intercom 🤣

Nick & Charlie locking eyes in the rugby match

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

The walk off!!!!!

Issac still unbothered and in his book lmao

"I believe you" 😭💜😭💜

Seagulls do not mean beach but okay

Proper date antics 💜💜

The beach is all rocks?

"In a romantic way, not just a friend way" 🤣

And they were boyfriends

We love a supportive mum

Ending with a montage, love to see it

All in all I think he formed the correct opinions but don't worry I WILL be educating him about baby angel Tori and solitare.

[ashonheavenscloud]

⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ seventeen members as baekhyun songs:

a/n: again, this is a very random idea that is mainly for my own enjoyment but i hope you guys get what i’m saying here🤣

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

☆ seungcheol:

Drown: look i can explai- OKAY YES THE SONG IS SEXY AND SO IS SCOUPS. HAPPY?🤣 but seriously the strong chorus paired with cheeky verses is perfect for him. i take no arguments. the second verse into chorus ESPECIALLY makes me think of him

☆ jeonghan:

Candy: AHHHH THIS SONG IS CUTE AND PLAYFUL AND A LITTLE BIT SEXY and that’s jeonghan to the CORE. and the way the song switches up so much and plays around with the melodies and structure of a typical song EEEEE that’s jeonghan idk idk. also think he’d so perfectly fit doing this kind of bouncy, fun choreo. i HAD to give Candy to him

☆ joshua

Stars: look. maybe i’m just in love with him JANDJDJ but he’s a romantic guy and this is a romantic song😭 “i’ll make a promise under the stars” hello??? he WOULD. also this song feels very cozy wintery to me and i’m not sure if anyone else associates joshua with warm hot chocolate on a snowy night and whipped cream dotted on your nose for an excuse to kiss it off but I DO

☆ jun

Betcha: oh this song is just SOOOO FUN in the same way that jun’s personality is very playful and pure. and a crushing stage with him (imo) would feel a bit like tag or cat and mouse. it’s teasing, it’s half confident and half full of buzzing nerves and somehow that’s exactly how this song feels to me

☆ hoshi

Psycho: besides the fact that sometimes i wonder if hoshi is actually insane AJHSJD, the intensity and power of this song is perfect for him. also just how epic this sounds, idk i associate hoshi with epic things. he’s an epic guy!

☆ wonwoo

Love Again: i’m always on my domestic lover wonwoo agenda (to the bane of my bestie’s existence😘) and this is no different AHHHHH this song feels like soft love and tender touches and okay maybe i’m in love with him too- but i think this is also the kind of song that wonwoo himself would really love!

☆ woozi

Privacy: i don’t know if i can explain this one because it’s so odd and i feel like this only makes sense in my mind ASHDJJD but something about the structure of the chorus’s production feels so right paired with woozi. and my woozi biased sister confirmed this so. do with that what you will🤣

☆ dokyeom

Amusement Park: oh here we go. if this isn’t the most dokyeom song i’ve heard idk what is. the whole concept screams soft soft adoration and what else is there to say really. and dokyeom would 1000% take you on an amusement park date, or somewhere with that kind of vibe like a carnival or festival or something. also i haven’t been the same since he covered this song. roman empire kinda thing😭

☆ mingyu

Get You Alone: This one is the VIBESSS MAN it’s so secret glances across the room, lingering eye contact, TENSIONNNNN. and mingyu as a falls first and HARD kinda guy😩 i should really just write something about this LMAO but for now i hope you see the picture i’m hoping to paint.

☆ minghao

UN Village: again, the VIBE. this includes the mv because to me they are intrinsically linked and i could not separate them in my mind. and the minimalistic but deeply artistic feel of both the song and the aesthetic of the mv? that’s absolutely hao. it’s subtle, it’s dark, it’s chill. it’s perfect for him

☆ seungkwan

All I Got: okay first of all the vocal capabilities displayed in this song alone made me think of our main vocalist🫶🏻 but i think the style of singing and melody sounds a lot like seungkwan too. and seungkwan is such an all or nothing guy in my eyes, like he never puts in less than 110%. all i got is TOTALLY him

☆ vernon

Stay Up: ohhhh this song is so chill and sexy and definitely something vernon would have in his playlist. the first postchorus is really cool stylistically (smth i think he’d appreciate) and the bouncy, yet smooth beat of the song throughout feels like vernon IDK WHY🤣 plus the feature of beenzino just adds to this by giving it an extra vibey, hiphop feel. THIS SONG IS VERNON ISTGGG

☆ chan

R U Ridin?: there’s so much freaking swagger in this song dude and if that isn’t dino idk what is. it’s a song that is equal parts playful and sexy, and it for some reason the pace and tone of the song feels very dino. and thinking about dino dancing to a track like this like mannnn he’d DEVOUR

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[livelaughlovekageyama]

OOH! CAN I REQUEST A HINATA X MODEL!FEM!READER?

Like they’re dating since high school and how will the MSBY found out abt it???

Also they’re engaged 👀 like lmao I can already see the chaos when Hinata said so casually: “Oh! She’s my fiancé!” to his teammates 🤣😂

Hey!! I hope ur doing well and id love to do this!!

Also u guys seemed to rlly like this one so if u want more characters for an x model reader my requests are open!

Msby hinata x FEM! MODEL! Reader

~~~

-so you guys started dating in ur second year of hs

-the first time he saw u he was already in shock bc u were SO GODDAMN STUNNING so he decided to approach u straight up

-you were in one of his classes so he knew when to do it...but the actual execution was the issue😀

-he planned to be super smooth (got some advice and pickup lines from tanaka and noya) but as soon as you looked up at him he was a mess

-like he got his words messed up he was thinking thatd hed introduce himself but he was distracted by your hotness which brings us to this:

-“hi! Im hot! NO! no…yOURE HOT! AH…NO THAT SOUNDS CREEPY I MESSED UP I WANTED TO SAY IM HINATA- UGH, UHM, anyways haha, I think my nose is bleeding hah! Wait nevermind its just sweat….WAIT EW NO… I MEAN I DONT SWEAT AT ALL! ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION!!!! BUT UHM..I…CAN I START OVER???” 💀

-HELP HES SO FLUSTERED BUT U THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE SO U LET HIM KEEP TRYING😭

-so once he got it the best he could he invited u to his practice and u agreed!

-and despite ur odd first encounter you two hit it off!

-he asked u to be his gf he had flowers and everything set up perfectly (AND THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHIT HIMSELF WITH FEAR LMAOO)

-but of course u agreed and you guys were ADORABLE💖

-LIKE HE LOVED THAT YOU LIKED HIM FOR WHO HE WAS AND HE WAS OBSESSED WITH SHOWING U OFF TO THE KARASUNO TEAM

-TANAKA AND NOYA WOULD BE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR U AT PRACTICE AND YOU WOULD JUST SAY “im dating shoyo already” AND HINATA WOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILE ON HIS FACE (literally this: >:D “MHM! SHES ALL MINE”)

-but anyways he didnt know that u wanted to be a model, so when he first followed your instagram he actually came to u abt the idea.

-(the text messages)

Hinata:

BABE BABE BABE

You:

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Hinata:

[pic from insta]

Hinata:

YOU ARE SO BUTIFULLLL OMG

You:

AWW THANK YOU LOVE😩💖

You:

AND IT’S ‘BEAUTIFUL’ BTW😭

Hinata:

SHHHHHH U KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Hinata:

ANYWAYS

Hinata:

YOU ARE SO PRETTY BABY OH MY GOD

Hinata:

IM SO LUCKY 

Hinata:

I JUST

Hinata:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGDYTWFDYCWTFCY💕

Hinata:

YOU COULD BE A MODEL

You:

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

LIKE ACTUALLY?

Hinata:

YES ACTUALLY!

Hinata:

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING U WANT BABE!!! BUT ESPECIALLY MODELING UR SO GORGUS Y/N I LOVE U 

You:

STOPP UR MAKING ME BLUSH SHOYO TYSM

You:

AND I LOVE U TOO<333

-SO THAT KINDA MADE U WANNA TRY MODELING GOING INTO COLLEGE

-AND YOU DID!!

-AND GUESS WHAT???

-YOU WERE INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL!!

-[i need to stop with the caps oml]

-but you became SUPER popular and hinata was ur biggest fan

-and we was always reposting and commenting anywhere he could

-hed comment things like “OH MY GOD😩” “PRETTY GIRL” “HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE🤭💍" “THIS IS MY GF RIGHT HERE!!”

-hes so in love

-and so are you

-which is why you guys got engaged very early on!

-as soon as he knew u were ready he popped the big question and asked for ur hand in marriage

-it was so cute and u guys are so happy together😩

-SO ANYWAYS hes playing for msby now as u are modeling

-and even though hes head over heels for u he can still be a lil bit of a dumbass sometimes

-like it genuinely just slipped his mind to ever bring u up to the team LMAO

-but one day lets say atsumu invited hinata, sakusa, and bokuto over after practice to hang out right

-when hinata went to the bathroom bokuto stumbled across your instagram page and was like “hey whos this? Shes really pretty” and obviously that had atsumus attention so he was looking at ur page as well

-they were going through when atsumu found an early post and was breezing through ur comments but bokuto suddenly stopped him and looked at the phone

-”is that hinata whos commenting all that stuff?”

-the two of them kept going through and started LAUGHING AT THE COMMENTS

-”OH MY GOD” “NO WAY SHOYO IS ABSOLUTELY WHIPPED FOR SOME RANDOM MODEL” “HES CLAIMING TO BE HER BF PFFFT” “NAHH HE IS DOWN BAD”

-they are both such dumbasses LMAO

-but hinata at this point came back and wanted to know whats up so they asked him why he was so obsessed with some model

-and this boy straight up was like “Oh! Im gonna be marrying her! Did I not tell u guys?”

-THEY THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING AND KEPT LAUGHING UNTIL SAKUSA FINALLY CHIPPED IN

-”guys, it doesnt seem like hes joking”

-THAT FINALLY GETS MF TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM TO STFU

-ATSUMUS JUST LIKE “wait actually” AND HINATAS NOW ALL MAD

-”HEY! WHYS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE!?” -but anyways they kind of believe him, but kinda dont, so hinata is gonna introduce u to them at his next game

-SO THE DAY OF THE GAME FINALLY COMES ALONG

-AND HINATA IS SO EXCITED

-msby won the game and they were all high on adrenaline

-you came running down and jumped into hinatas arms and was SO EXCITED FOR HIM

-YOU WERE KISSING ALL OVER HIS FACE AND TELLING HIM HOW PROUD OF HIM U WERE AS HE JUST HAD THE BIGGESTS GRIN ON HIS FACE

-BOKUTO AND ATSUMU WAS IN SHOCK.

-or let me clarify, EVERYONE WAS IN SHOCK

-Y/N L/N WAS DATING SHOYO HINATA

-REPORTERS WERE GOING CRAZY TAKING PICTURES AND VIDEOS

-AND ONCE THEY WERE POSTED EVERYONE ADORED U GUYS

-”i wish someone would love me the way y/n loves hinata😔” “THEYRE SO CUTE AWHH” “best couple”

-YOU GUYS ARE EVERYWHERE, BUT U HONESTLY DIDNT CARE

-U WERE JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EACH OTHER TBH

10/10 AGAIN, HINATAS A SIMP AND WILL SHOW U OFF ANY CHANCE HE GETS💖

[destinyc1020]

Could you explain further why you think that tom was the dumper?

I just want to see if our thinking matches

Oooof....So many things....so many things lol..... GIRL!😅

Get yourself some wine (or hot cocoa lol) and pull up a chair, cuz it's a LOT.....

Here are some of my reasons for why I suspect (I don't know for sure obviously) that Tom was the one to initiate the breakup:

Zendaya was still wearing Tom's shirt and watch around the FFH press tour/premiere time (if YOU were the dumper, why on earth would you rub salt in the wound and do that??)

She accidentally said "cuddling with my boyfriend" when talking about her "perfect day" on the red carpet (again...did you FORGET that YOU were the one who broke up with your bf?? OR.... lol😅 )

Z seemed blind-sided by the Tolivia pics, but at the same time she made it seem like she didn't want people thinking that Tom had cheated on her.

The fact that she got with JE AFTER Tom was spotted with Olivia (not beforehand 👀). If Z had dumped Tom, why didn't SHE get with someone else before him?? Usually you don't just wake up one day saying "Oh, I'm going to dump my bf of 2 years!" No..this stuff has been brewing... So if you were the initiator, it's cuz you've been thinking about it for a WHILE lol. But Tom got with someone else before she did. Then, she herself decided to move on and started dating JE. This is precisely why I don't think anything "funny" was going on btwn her and JE prior to the Tolivia pics hitting the internet. I think JE saw them and reached out to HER. If he had known she was single long time ago, he would have reached out long time ago right?? He would have dumped Cari long before August right?? 👀

Z had bought a keyhole neckchain for Tom and he started wearing it during the London FFH photocall thingy. Now, if YOU dumped a guy, why would you be gifting him jewelry?? Unless, you had already ordered it beforehand, and it was custom-made for him and you decided to give it to him anyway?

Then there was this tea from someone close to Z:

Now, I'm not saying you cant' be "heartbroken" when you're the dumper in a broken relationship (you can be!), but the way this was worded, it made it seem like Z was heartbroken that things didn't work out btwn them....

Another thing is, Z didn't even dump Trevor who was cheating behind her back lol. You really think she dumped Tom who is the nicest, most upstanding guy she's ever been with?? For WHAT exactly?? LOL You've seen how MUSH she is with him.... We never saw it before cuz they kept it behind closed doors. But now that we see how "girlfriend Daya" is, and we know how sweet Tom is, you really think she said: "You know what.... I just think we need to breakup"? 😅

Then, there was THIS "tea" that an Anon spilled to me. I use the term "tea" VERY loosely here, because who knows if it's even true??? I just know that supposedly there were TWO versions of the "Audrey" tea that was being told around.... This version actually makes the most sense to me...

Another thing that always struck me as odd is the fact that I feel like Tom must have reached out to Z when those NYC/Jacdaya pics came out. Cuz they were still trying to be relatively "friendly" up until then on social media (trying to act like nothing was wrong/different lol), and then BAM! After that!??? Whew chiiiilllle..... Tom unfollowed Darnell and Deja.... Then from that point on, Z paid Tom DUST! 🤣 Tom is definitely the more impulsive one, so I feel like he probably also impulsively initiated the breakup also. I don't think that if Z were the one who broke up with TOM that he would have been hitting the fan so hard at those pics. He would have been like, "Well....she's moved on...she dumped me....". The fact that he was so bold in probably contacting her is because he deep down must have known that she still loved him. He knew he wasn't the initiator of the breakup in other words. Just my hunch.

Tom's "I broke my heart myself" comment seems very obvious that it wasn't HIM who was dumped.

Tom also initiated his breakups with Elle, Olivia, AND Nadia. 👀👀  

Tom's reaction to the Tolivia pics in the GQ interview was also very telling. If you were the one who was DUMPED, why are you worried if people caught you with another woman? Yea, sure okay....maybe it's the first time your little fans have seen you with a woman before lol...but still. He seemed disturbed. I think it's because he knew that once those pics got out, there was no turning back now on Zendaya's end. 🤣

Then even when he reached out to her for the Emmy nod, yet again I got the impression that he felt like HE needed to be the one to ammend things. I feel like if Z had been the dumper, SHE would have been the one trying to get on HIS good graces, not the other way around.

Anyway......

I know some Anons HATE It when I bring up the exes or post these post, but it's the best way I can consolidate what happened around that time, and I added all of the tea and receipts from around that era so that I didn't have to keep repeating myself lol. 🤣

Some other reading for your enjoyment if you want to get more backstory.....

TL;DR Version: We obviously don't know for sure, so all of this is just speculation. I just haven't seen strong enough evidence to lead me to the belief that Z was the one to initiate the breakup. And sad to say?? I actually think Tom had more reasons to initiate a breakup than Z did lol...

[solomons-finest-rum]

Saga, congratulations once again on 1K!! 🎉 I know how much you wanted to write something Halloween inspired so I thought perhaps a modern AU where Alfie forgets what the date is. He's home watching tv while everyone is out trick-or-treating. When there's a knock at the door, he's surprised to see his neighbor, a single mum, and her two adorable children in costume. Now he must play along and find them a treat. Bc he's Alfie and has no idea about kids, I imagine he'd give them an odd assortment of items he collected in haste. 🤣 But their mum would find it sort of charming and maybe she invites him and Cyril to walk with them. Just something humorous and fluffy for a quick blurb. I hope it inspires you!

"Trick or Treat" — (Alfie Solomons x OFC)

SUMMARY — Modern!AU. One Halloween evening, three witches come to Alfie's porch for trick-or-treating. Chaos ensues.

AUTHOR’S NOTE — Goodness, how long I made you wait for this one, I'm so sorry my friend! 🙈💕I hope the moodboard I made to accompany this fic and the extended length makes up for it! 💗💗💗💗I really did my best with this I think, or at least beat my temporary writer's block right on the head with it🙈💗💗💗💗

WORD COUNT — 3,599

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For one Alfie Solomons, the morning of Halloween began with a haunting. 

The doorbell rang at an ungodly early hour and he nearly fell off the bed when he heard it. Knowing full-well he wasn’t expecting anyone, Alfie reasoned quickly that the only possibility could either be a stranger, a neighbour, or the police. Not really sure which one of these was worse, he stomped towards the front door grumpier than ever. 

“Yeah, yeah, hold yer fuckin’ horses, treacle, I ain’t decent!” he grumbled when the doorbell sounded again.

Alfie opened the door and immediately closed it as soon as his eyes met with Inspector Campbell’s. 

“Good morning, Mr. Solomons!” Chester Campbell exclaimed, entirely all too happily for Alfie’s liking, and he seemed completely undeterred by the treatment. 

Which could only mean he had some bad news.

“Nope! Nah! Not doin’ that with ya today, right, so you can go fuck off, mate!” Alfie promptly turned around to locate the closest trousers and check the corridor for anything incriminating while at it. 

“Mr. Solomons, we need to talk!” Campbell knocked on the door once more and Alfie grunted when he finally managed to get himself half-way into a half-clean pair of jeans.

“Yeah, we’ve done too much of that lately for my likin’, right, so you can get a warrant!” he shouted right back.

“Is that really necessary?”

“Afraid so, yeah!”

“Mr. Solomons, you’re stalling!”

He absolutely was, yes. 

The thing was, Alfie wasn’t exactly surprised that Campbell came to see him—tracked him down, more or less. Alfie’s parole meeting was coming up and the prospect of his earlier charges getting dismissed obviously must have enraged the Inspector enough to come down all the way to Margate.

But then, just as the Inspector raised his hand to knock again, Alfie opened the door once more and squeezed himself right in front of the other man, closing the front door behind him and thus creating the environment he hoped would be increasingly uncomfortable for the cop—at least uncomfortable enough to get him down from his high horse and off the porch.

“Right, there we are then, treacle, nice an’ cosy, just as we like, right? What can I do for ya?” Alfie sneered.

“Mr. Solomons, is that really necessary?” Campbell asked, in a tone that let Alfie know just how exasperated he was with the nonsense.

“Aye, forgot to clean the place, right, ‘s a bloody pigsty it is,” Alfie’s sneer only grew. “If you’d give me a head’s up there—”

“Very well,” Campbell grumbled and looked around to see if any passers-by would witness what he was about to do next. 

Unfortunately for Alfie, his house, while comfortably close to the sea, was also the most remotely placed. 

Which was why the Inspector could lean in and whisper maliciously:

“Now, I know what you’ve been up to, Mr. Solomons, and I also know that you know how close I am to implicating the Shelbys along with it. So you can consider your parole hearing… How should I put it? Utterly redundant.”

After that delightful little message, Campbell straightened his back and exclaimed, unnecessarily loudly:

“Good day, Mr. Solomons!”

So you could say all of that left Alfie a little enraged. Distracted, even. Truth be told, he completely lost track of time, which angered him even more—that he let Campbell get to him like that.

Nonetheless, Alfie’s foul mood resulted in him frantically going between calling his lawyer, switching from threatening and pleading, and then smoking the cigarettes he swore he wouldn’t touch again.

Somehow, the entire afternoon passed him by and when Alfie finally calmed down enough to sit down and watch a movie, the doorbell rang again.

“Alright, that’s it!” he roared, certain that this time Campbell had somehow managed to make up a reason and come back to arrest him. 

Drug charges, you see, were something of a slippery thing; at least when it came to Alfie Solomons. It was a mutual thorn in his and Campbell’s respective sides. Difficult to prove his involvement in, at least that’s what Alfie’s lawyer claimed on the last trial.

Criminal activity, on the other hand… Well, that one had been well-proven and Alfie went down for it for four long years. Would have gotten more, had it not been for Tommy Shelby’s fancy lawyer and a favour that Alfie was still trying to forget ever happened.

But now he had a pretty good chance of these drug charges going away forever—a new thorn in the Inspector’s side, to be sure. Which was why you could say Alfie was a little on edge even without the taunting and the surprise visits.

“I’ll have ya fuckin’ arrested, ya limpin’ old cunt!” were the exact words Alfie shouted as soon as he opened the door, the recipients of his threats being two little girls in witch costumes and their chaperone—a pretty brunette, also in a matching witch costume.

Which was when Alfie’s tired brain connected the dots. Children. Trick-or-treating. Halloween. 

“Yeah, fuck, I’m… I’m so sorry, listen,” he muttered, rubbing his hand across his face and trying to at least make up a good reason for the outburst. 

He had none.

“No!” the woman exclaimed, though she wasn’t angry; embarrassed, maybe. But surprisingly not angry. “We’re… sorry. We’re gonna go. Come on, girls.” She put her arms around the girls protectively, though Alfie doubted the little shits needed any. 

They looked up at him with two identical grins, both no doubt thoroughly amused at his swearing.

“Wait, no, wait… Fuck’s sake, that’s… I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else, yeah, I’ve been through some rough patch lately, you could say, that’s…” As he rambled, Alfie retreated inside the house only to emerge with a random assembly of things that in no way could ever be considered suitable for Halloween treats.

Therefore, in both girls' baskets landed, in that order, two decorative Granny Smith apples made of recycled glass, a pack of watch batteries, Marlboro lights (slightly opened), and a small bag of dog treats. 

All three uninvited guests were looking at him now like one would at an utter lunatic, though the youngest of the three was simultaneously completely taken by the strangeness of the man before her.

“Thank you… so much,” the woman stuttered then, unable to say anything else. “Girls, please thank the nice man,” she added unconvincingly.

Both girls exclaimed excited “thank you’s”, obviously having been treated enough for one evening—both by the ensemble of creative swear words and the cigarettes they would no doubt trade for something awesome at school.

“Yeah, listen, I am sorry,” Alfie said once more, feeling uncharacteristically self-conscious. “No local kids come ‘ere for Halloween, alright, and there’s a good reason for it, I suppose…”

“Yeah, and what’s that?” one of the girls, the smaller, immediately wanted to know.

The older was still eyeing the dog treats, but as she saw no dog, she tried to look into the weird man’s house. She expected it to be even weirder on the inside.

“Lydia, that’s enough,” the woman chastised the curious one, rubbing her own cheek in a nervous tick and smearing the dark painted freckles. “Thank you—”

“Aye, ‘cause it’s haunted, innit?” Alfie chose to entertain the question, and entirely seriously, too. 

As soon as he said it, the younger girl gasped and grabbed the older one by the hand.

“Yeah, right,” the older one said, suddenly defiant enough to disobey her… mother? Was it their mother? Alfie wondered… 

In any case, the older girl entirely ignored the silent plea the woman had given her and instead, she stepped a little closer towards Alfie. 

“Who’s the ghost?” the older girl asked, in that sort of demanding tone only children on the verge of becoming teenagers could muster.

“I am,” Alfie murmured in a raspy voice, again completely serious. 

The girl took a step back and the younger one shrieked. The unexpected noise managed to finally wake up Alfie’s otherwise retired Bullmastiff, and as the giant hound tilted his massive head back and howled for no reason at all, all three unexpected visitors shrieked together.

All of them at once fled Alfie’s porch, their final goodbye being the man’s raspy laughter that followed them all the way down to the beach.

The devil came to Margate. Alfie was pretty much convinced that was how everyone else referred to his recent arrival to the coast. Actually, to be clear, the devil never really left. He just rented out his property, in which he now so shamelessly hid from the rest of the world.

No, not his house, that one was always cluttered and too personal for renting. You see, Alfie had many properties scattered around London and the coast—which was why he supposed the tax people had so much trouble tracking down his actual income.

One of those properties was a cosy shop just on the corner behind the main street. Alfie rented it to a tiny old lady who turned it into a used bookstore—nothing less in demand in Margate, to be sure.

Profits were minimal, but Alfie was prepared to forgive the rent from time to time for two reasons—he loved hanging around the place, and also his tennant was positively vicious. 

Alfie was positively enamoured with the evil old thing. He often remarked they would have been married in another life (at which he either received a scowl or a slap across the head).

(She really reminded him of his grandmother sometimes.)

Mrs. O’Brien was Irish in the strictest sense of the word. She despised the English and everything about them, as she often remarked to Alfie. She often let him know, too, that his only redeeming quality was him being Jewish, at which he only laughed because he really didn’t know what to say to that. 

(The strong association with his evil bat of a grandmother continued.)

To be perfectly honest, he often said to her to go the fuck back upstairs if she so hated Margate, but then she always dropped the subject (or a book or a cup or whatever else she might have been holding while losing the argument). Sometimes Alfie liked to think she was a wanted woman in Ireland, which really would explain so much about her.

Mrs. O’Brien, he strongly suspected, was either widowed by choice or never married at all. The choice in the matter could have clearly been murder, as one time while going through the mess at the backroom and searching for the invoices past due, Alfie found a gun in one of the drawers. It was an old one, a Beretta Laramie as he later learned through Google. The name, while rather romantic, made Alfie think his unusual friendship with the woman might not have been as odd as he used to think. 

Safe to say, Mrs. O’Brien was no sitting duck. The next time Alfie looked through the drawer, the gun had been removed.

That particularly rainy October afternoon, Alfie came to the bookstore with a clear goal to bother Mrs. O’Brien. He told himself it was to collect rent, but truth be told, he needed a distraction. After that lousy Halloween evening, his thoughts were still riddled with annoyance at strange children and nosy inspectors. 

“Aight, luv, how ya doin’ you beautiful thing?!” Alfie hollered as soon as he came through the door, knowing full-well that the cure for his annoyance was usually to annoy someone back.

As expected, Mrs. O’Brien scowled at him from behind the counter, where she sat on the high chair and read Chaucer. Intimidating as she was through her choice of words, the old witch was only five feet tall. 

“What do ya want?” she barked, begrudgingly accepting Alfie leaning in and kissing her cheek. 

“Got somethin’ for my favourite gal, don’t I?” he replied and produced a small box from the bakery across the street. 

He would have been a fool to have come empty-handed.

Mrs. O’Brien put down her book and pretended to still hate him, but as she inspected the contents of the box, her eyes shined.

“Well then,” she agreed begrudgingly at her own landlord’s presence in his own establishment before she bit down on the French lemon tartlet. 

Continuing not being a fool, Alfie got her the one with caramelised sugar on top.

With the dragon subdued for a good minute, Alfie went around the shop and got lost in the old books. With his tennant’s general unfriendliness and the particularly dark ambience, the bookstore was pretty much always quiet. That’s what Alfie was counting on, but like always, life decided to serve him with a big, fat disappointment.

The bell above the door rang and both Alfie and Mrs. O’Brien looked towards it with equal measures of surprise. In from the rain came two girls, both wearing identical yellow macs that dripped water everywhere they stepped.

“Oi!” Mrs. O’Brien put down the cake and wiped her mouth, all in one swift motion to race to the door and stop the children from doing any further damage to the layer of dust in the bookstore; so carefully accumulated over the years.

“Where ya both t’ink yer headin’?!” she shouted. “Now! Look at dat! That’s water everywhere!

Alfie still stood by the tallest bookcase and held a book opened before him, pretending to read and not spy on the situation.

“Excuse us,” the taller of the girls said and took off her hood. “Our aunt is just across the street. She told us to wait inside if we could.”

“Yes,” the smaller one interjected. “In case there are any perverts out.”

“That’s not what she said!” the older chastised her sister in a hushed voice.

“Oh, look!” The smaller one ignored her completely and pointed to Alfie, who immediately closed the book and tried to dive into the dark passageway in between the bookshelves.

Another conversation with the little shits was the last thing he wanted.

“He’s here!” the girl announced for the world to see. “I told you he’s not a ghost.”

“No, I told you that,” the older one sighed. 

To Alfie’s dismay, Mrs. O’Brien said nothing to that, for as much as she was an unfriendly old thing, she also never passed on the opportunity to be a nuisance to him.

“Maggie, can we stay? I’m cold,” the younger girl complained.

“Oh, fine!” Mrs. O’Brien then exclaimed, as if the decision was hers to make anyway. “Just don’t you two touch anythin’! These books are very old, ya know.”

“How old?” the younger one wanted to know.

“Very. Now, ya can hang the coats ‘ere, just don’t make a mess of it.”

Alfie heard the girls do as they were asked and he observed from behind the bookshelves as they walked around, both equally curious about the strange place they found themselves in. And strange it was indeed, starting from the old ceiling lamps that gave very little light altogether, finishing on the stuffed vulture placed on the bookshelf right behind the cash register counter.

The vulture, Alfie often thought, must have been a relative of his tennant’s, as both in their nature brightened up only at the perspective of a meal.

When he finally emerged from behind the shelves, both girls were still looking around with eyes wide open. Nothing in the shop, however, seemed more fascinating than the strange man they met last night.

“We’ve decided to stay,” the younger girl informed him.

“Hm,” Alfie hummed and scratched his beard. “Right, I can see that.”

“You’re not a pervert, are you?” she asked.

“Afraid not, no,” he smirked.

“Lydia!” The older girl smacked her on the shoulder.

“Ow!” Lydia, undeterred, smacked her sister right back. “What?!”

“Stop saying ‘pervert’ to people!”

Alfie cleared his throat then and both girls looked at him, now a little less sure of themselves. Mrs. O’Brien ignored them all and continued to munch on her tartlet.

“So,” Alfie said then to break up their quarrel, “Maggie,” he pointed to the older one who nodded, “and Lydia.” The smaller one nodded as well. “Right, well, I’m Alfie. This here is my shop. You two can stay as long as you like, ‘cause the way I figure I probably owe ya for last night.”

The girls looked at him with suspicion and Alfie returned the sentiment, for personally he had no idea how to manage small children.

“Right, you want some coffee?” he asked Maggie.

“I’m twelve,” she huffed.

“Sure, yeah,” Alfie hummed, then turned to Lydia with raised eyebrows. She nodded eagerly at the offer, obviously excited to be included in something adult.

“Jesus Christ,” Maggie sighed, “she’s seven! You can’t give her coffee.”

“Yeah, why not?”

“‘Cause she won’t grow!”

Alfie squinted at her and finally shrugged, accepting that as fact.

“Suit yourselves.”

But before he could go to the back to put the kettle on, the bell above the door sounded again. In came the woman from last night and Alfie froze a little, suddenly not so sure what to do with himself.

“Good lord, we haven’t ‘ad a crowd like that since the whale!” Mrs. O’Brien exclaimed and rushed to help the woman with her grocery bag—not because she especially cared, but because her red mac spread rainwater everywhere much like the girls’ had before.

“What whale?” Lydia immediately wanted to know.

“Oh,” her aunt noticed Alfie then and he caught her attention immediately. “It’s you.”

Alfie cleared his throat, unable to settle on the response.

“What whale!” Lydia exclaimed and Mrs. O’Brien shot her a disapproving look.

“Well, all right little missy! Calm down,” she said. “In 1973, a whale washed ashore. It was quite the event, I’ll have ya know.”

“You weren’t even here in 1973,” Alfie scoffed.

“Aye, an’ ya weren’t even a twinkle in yer father’s eye, so what? I know things!” Mrs. O’Brien waved her hand dismissively and the girls giggled.

“Well, I…” the woman looked around, appropriately confused by this all. “I’m so sorry if we have disturbed you—”

“It’s his bookstore,” Maggie informed her sharply and pointed at Alfie. “He said we could wait out the rain.”

“Aye, then ye’d be waitin’ all night, it’s always like this in October,” Mrs. O’Brien complained and earned herself a sharp look from Alfie, one which she thoroughly ignored.

“I was just about to make coffee,” Alfie pointed to the back room. 

“No, we don’t want to impose,” the woman replied, but when she turned around, the girls were already gone—hiding behind the tall bookshelves and giggling about something. 

“Seems you ain’t got a choice,” Alfie smirked.

“If they’re bothering you…”

“Naah, that’s no bother. Now come on, I was a proper arse last night, right, the least I owe ya is a cup of coffee.”

The woman nodded and hung her coat, visibly relieved she didn’t have to go out into the cold October rainstorm just yet.

Since that was settled, Alfie went to make the coffees.

“Sooner or later ya gonna have to tell me what the hell happened last night, eh?” Mrs. O’Brien muttered to Alfie as he put the kettle on.

“Hmm.”

“Dontcha ‘hmm’ at me lad, I’m old enough to be yer grandmother!”

“Naah, don’t say that now, my grandmother was a lovely woman.”

Mrs. O’Brien scoffed and busied herself with finding some clean cups.

“Nothin’ happened, right,” Alfie grumbled, “just a misunderstanding.”

“Aye, that misunderstanding seems to like the looks of ya.”

Alfie looked behind his shoulder and his eyes met the aunt’s. It seemed like she was watching him from afar and now she turned around abruptly, cheeks slightly pink with embarrassment.

“Shut up.” Alfie turned around too and Mrs. O’Brien cackled like an old bog witch.

Alfie finally approached the aunt with two cups in his hands, leaving his insufferable tennant to figure out her own drink. But the suggestion she made stayed at the back of his head, now clouding his judgement entirely. 

Five seconds ago he couldn’t care less about the woman and now all he could notice was how her hair curled from the rain and how good she looked browsing these musty old books, mouthing the titles from their spines.

“Oh! Thank you,” she smiled at him brightly when Alfie handed her the cup.

“Yeah, I didn’t know how ya like it…”

“Black.”

“Well, that’s good then, ‘cause we don’t have milk anyway.”

She laughed and, despite his better judgement, Alfie felt a little proud.

“If ya like bad coffee an’ half-decent books, you should come more often!” Mrs. O’Brien then shouted from behind the cash register, at which Alfie turned around to glare at her.

The girls’ aunt laughed again, still a little nervous. Alfie turned to her, suddenly emboldened by the rain and by the girls happily running around the shop, making the place more alive than it had been for years.

“Yeah, but I think so too,” he said, voice lower so that Mrs. O’Brien couldn’t overhear—not for the lack of trying on her part, to be sure.

“What?” the aunt asked, a little incredulous.

“You should come by more often,” he explained. 

Either there was something in that coffee or he was going crazy, but he could swear her eyes sparkled.

“Is that so?” she asked, now obviously teasing him a little. 

“Yeah.”

“You don’t mind the noise?”

“Nah.”

“We could come by tomorrow, I suppose,” she mused. 

“Come,” he assured her. “As often as you’d like.”

[therealcocoshady]

It’s confirmed that he’s going to be there at the NFL draft as he’s said it himself. We just aren’t sure if he’s performing or not because another musician that’s less known, Brazzi, is performing as well. So maybe that’s who they were talking about performance wise but he could also be singing a few songs, which I don’t doubt and probably announcing a pick or two.

As for the album date, I don’t think there will be an announcement tbh. Maybe a day dbefire but our announcement is as that he’s making one and releasing it this year lol 😂 And it didn’t even coke from his mouth it came from Dre. That’s as close as we’ll get to an “actual announcement” I think.

And yea I agree with the Nicki comment. I don’t think they’re in the best of terms considering all her recent drama and how she stopped INCREDIBLY low and got exposed for lying about pretty much everything lol. That and also because he wasn’t in the album and she talks about how some people never got back to her about it… possibly him. And she didn’t publicly ask for anyone else to be there but him. Ice spice was there, JT, BIA, 50 cent, lil uzi, etc. and she didn’t ask them to show up publicly that I know of. So I don’t think she was able to contact Marshall and probably did so as her last resort, which he clearly ultimately declined.

I do personally think it’s a little shady from him tho 🤭 Just bc he’s going to the NFL draft a few days later, been out and about, and appeared at everyone else’s concert but hers 😂. Like I know she’s upset about that. And speaking of upset… I know they aren’t on the best of terms for the simple fact of music. The things that have been said in songs, on albums, etc, I don’t think they fuck with each other anyways! Nicki is very territorial for some odd reason and I don’t think after it all, she would work with Marshall anyways and he probably doesn’t want to. (I can go in depth on that too if u want lol)

Oh PLEASE go in depth and enlighten us 👀 I am here for the tea 🫖

It might be a little shady from him but… it’s Football and I’m not surprised he’d pick an NFL appearance over Nicki 🤣 !

Where did he say he’d be at the Draft ? Did I miss it ? 🤨 (I have to up my Stan info game !!!)

But my guess is : possible Lose Yourself performance and announcing QB pick for the Lions 1st round ?

And yeah, no album release date 😅

[smallestapplin]

AGSJAH thanks for doing my request, it means a lot more to me that you can even imagine 😭, could you consider doing wallace, red and steven with a reader that has an obsessive ex? its compmetely ok if you're not comfortable writing it!, just wanted to let you know that your blog makes me very happy :')

I saw you also asked for the ex to be another canon character, I swore I screenshotted it before deleting but I guess I didn’t, but don’t you worry! I gotcha!

Asks are closed for right now!

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❤️Red❤️

- Your relationship with Siebold was….and odd one, you two had almost completely grown up together and your parents practically insisted you two be together.

- But a relationship the chef turned elite four member wasn’t a good one.

- He constantly wanted to know where you were, who you were with, and what you were doing.

- The blonde would throw large tantrums if you were out when he didn’t want you to be, with someone he wasn’t fond of, and doing things without him.

- It all came to a head when he had to to the wall after yelling about you going outside without him.

- You had enough and the next morning when he left for work you packed everything you could and moved as far away as you could.

- Which took you from Kalos to Kanto.

- You were alone here, you blocked Siebold, your family, his family, and some friends on everything before deleting every social media app that could used against you.

- So you went exploring, taking in the new sights.

- When you quite literally ran into him.

- “I’m so sorry! I wasn’t paying attention, I didn’t hurt you did I? Oh my again im so sorry!”

- You wouldn’t stop apologizing to the mute man. Until he held up a pokeball and tilted his head.

- “A battle? Oh….I haven’t done one of those in years, sure! It’ll be fun.”

- You both battled and at the time Red had won, but you put up one hell of a fight.

- “Thank you! That was a lot of fun, here let me heal your Pokémon for you, it’s the least I can do.”

- You could read Red decently, his expression never changed and he never spoke, but if you paid attention you could at least get a gist of what he’s trying to say.

- Red wrote down his name for you on your hand. And when you said you just moved here so you have no idea what you’re doing, he walked with you.

- Both of you bonded amazingly, he quickly became your friend. Even if you did all the talking, he was amazing company.

- And behind closed doors you got to see a softer side of the legend, where he’d let himself be just slightly more expressive.

- In the tears of your friendship you met his friends Blue and Leaf. Whom you also bonded with easily.

- When Red had confessed to you with a letter detailing his affection for you, you couldn’t help but accept! He’s the sweet man you’ve ever been with.

- Like PDA sticks to hang holding, hugs, and occasionally a quick peck. You love him.

- Red was always so caring, he didn’t care what you did as long as you didn’t get hurt. He supported you in whatever you wanted, hell sometimes he’d join you just to fuck around.

- Four years since you left Kalos, and it’s been the best of your life.

- Two years of being friends with the love of your life and two years dating him.

- You two had been having a sleep over with Blue and Leaf when Blue took a selfie with you three in the background, Leaf was screaming at the tv holding a wii remote after losing horrible in Mario kart, and you were laughing sitting across Red’s lap, who radiated a smug aura from his win.

- All the caption said was ‘damn Leaf sucks at this game🤣’

- It’s not like you didn’t know how famous the three were, Red is a walking legend! But you didn’t expect the picture to go viral.

- Siebold checks every social media handle he can looking for you after all this time. And when he finds you, your sitting on another man.

- Oh he was enraged and booked a ticket that night to Kanto.

- He was quick in getting there but he couldn’t find you at all. You’re with someone like Red, you should be easy to find!

- The elite four member asked around, but was told Red only ever comes to town for supplies before he leaves back up the mountain, or to stay with friends, but even they don’t know where his friends live, aside from Blue. Who continues his grandpa’s work.

- Frustrated he knew he’s have to find you somewhere! You’d have to work around these towns at least at something!

- He almost gave up until he saw you walking with another girl, the one who lost in that picture. You’re smiling and laughing like you’re having the time of your life. Siebold was furious you’d even do this.

- You hear an awfully familiar voice call for you, you don’t even turn around.

- “We gotta go!” Leaf doesn’t even hesitate before taking off with you.

- “The lab is closer!” Leaf tells you as quietly as she can, running along side you.

- Yeah, Blue may have calmed down a lot since he was kid but he’s still the groups asshole, he can hold the crazy off while you call Red.

- “Get back here!”

- You and your friend take every short cut you two know, the lab is in sight.

- “BLUE!!” You both yell at the top of your lungs, making it just as the man opened the door for you two to slide in.

- You slam the door shut and lock it.

- “Hold him off, please, I can’t-“ you wheeze, your lungs hurt and legs pulse in pain.

- Blue steps out front, locking the door back up behind him and sits on the porch waiting for this bastard to show up.

- Leaf pats your back as you’re both out of breath.

- Shakily you pull out your phone and call Red.

- Said man was on that cold mountain training like he usually does when his phone rings. Odd, no one ever calls him, must be an emergency, answering it he is met with your harsh breaths and crying.

- “I can’t- please- he’s here I don’t-“ you cough trying to pant out words.

- Red hums just so you know he hears you before he hangs up and hops on Charizard.

- Red know all about the blonde bastard, you told him a year into knowing you on why you moved to Kanto. He will be there shortly, he can only hope nothing goes wrong.

- “Heya! I’m Blue, what can I do for you.” Blue puts on a smile, waving on the neatly dressed man.

- “Have you seen my dearest? I believe they came this way, they are with another girl.”

- “Mmm no, I don’t believe anyone but you had come this way.”

- Siebold stares at the brunette suspiciously.

- “You’re Blue, aren’t you?”

- “Yup! That’s me, amazing, right?” Blue has a feeling he knows where this is going.

- “Then you must know Red.”

- “Been friends since childhood, what are you getting at?” Blue crosses his arms and stares down the blonde.

- “He is with MY partner, and I don’t much appreciate it.” Siebold mimics blue’s pose.

- “Hah! That’s rich, as if, and speaking of that.”

- A thud comes from behind Siebold and he turns to see the man in question.

- “You!” The elite four member growls.

- “You took them from me! How could you do such a thing!? Have you no morals?”

- Siebold’s anger increases with the lack of a response.

- Siebold rants about how you belong to him and he needs to bring you back home to your worries family and his.

- Red only walks closer, no Pokémon battle with solve this.

- Blue is already on the phone with officer Jenny explaining the situation.

- Siebold only notices how close Red is when a fist collides with his face, laying him out flat on the ground.

- White shirt quickly staining with blood. Siebold looks up and meeting Red’s icy glare.

- “Yeah send an ambulance to while you’re at it, thanks.” Blue hangs up “hey Red! Keep him there, yeah? I don’t think someone threatening their ex with previous abuse should be allowed to walk.”

- The chef pales when Red rolls his shoulders and throws another punch.

- Knocking the man into dizziness.

- Officers arrive shortly after and take statements from everyone, before taking the Kalos man away.

- You’re quickly pulled into a tight hug once they left.

- You grip Red’s with the same tightness.

- “Are you okay?” His voice rough from not being used. You nod your head in his shoulder.

- “I am, thank you, I’m so sorry.”

- You three stayed at Blue’s house, a movie playing just to get your mind off the events of today.

- Red refused to leave your side that night and for two weeks after. Afraid something might happen again.

- He loves you and will not stand for anything to happen to you.

🐬Wallace🐬

- At first you’re relationships with Volkner was great! You loved how he was a mix of laid back but dutiful. It was nice.

- But he was a more distance person, which never bothered you, you had your hobbies and he had his.

- Until he started joining you in your hobbies, which was fine! You were so happy to spend more time with him.

- Then he started getting mad when you found a character in your favorite show attractive, then in games, hell it got to the point where you couldn’t talk to anyone masculine looking.

- Volkner would always tell you “you’re mine, so what’s the problem?”

- You just wanted to be able to tell the cashier your order without it causing a fight.

- His grips were turning bruising, you couldn’t take it anymore, you saved up all the money you could and texted him while on a plane to Hoenn ‘it’s over, I’m breaking up with you, never contact me again.’ Before blocking him.

- You already had a job lined up working for the 8th gym there.

- Moving into your small apartment was worth the freedom you felt.

- And working at the gym wasn’t so bad! You got along great with the other trainers there.

- What surprised you the most was just how welcoming and friendly Wallace was.

- He never felt like a strict boss or was distant and cold.

- He was warm and inviting, it felt easy to talk to him. Which you did a lot of, you always got to work a little early on accident when he was just showing up.

- It left you two some time to talk and get to know each other.

- He deemed you his friend and it showed.

- Sometimes he’d dramatically lean on you like a wilting rose.

- You two would spend time outside of work together. He’d such a fun person to be around, mature, elegant, but has his playful moments.

- He was so caring too! Always making sure you were alright and if you needed anything.

- It was only a matter of time before you fell in love with the gorgeous man, as he did you.

- He made sure to ask you privately, he is a fairly popular person in Hoenn, and he doesn’t want you to feel pressured into saying him.

- A nice midnight scroll on the coast, and he asked you so softly “I wish to not upset you, nor do I want you to feel like your job will be at risk, but I’ve fallen for you, I want nothing more than to be able to hold you and shower you with my love, may I be granted the honor of calling you my dearest?”

- After that? You absolutely said yes.

- You can’t get enough of him, he is such a sap, and so romantic too. Treating you with love and respect, treating you like you’re the rarest and finest gem on Earth

- Like a priceless items he cherishes. As you do him.

- After dating for so long he asks you if you’d like to join him for an event. You thought it would be fun! You got all dressed up and got to drool over how well he looks in a suit.

- You met his friend, the champion, Steven there, granted you two have already met so it was nice to see a familiar face.

- Wallace went all out taking pictures. Some you didn’t even know he took.

- He posted them and did nothing but gush about his love for you and how magnificent you looked in your outfit.

- His fans even joined in.

- The captions were always something like ‘look at how radiant they are💘’ ‘oh how I adore them!💕’ ‘look at how the dim lights shine in their eyes, ah I swoon❣️’

- The final picture was of you two together, his arm around your shoulder holding you close, and your hand resting on his chest ‘I’m so happy I get to share such wonderful moments with them.💖’

- Volkner only found out when Buck and Flint where talking about it and showed him.

- You looked so happy in those photos, much happier than when you were with him.

- The messy blonde stared and stared until Flint gave the phone back to his brother.

- With no words Volkner packed a night bag and made his way to Hoenn, he already looked up Wallace and knows his next stop is Sootopolis city.

- You weren’t there when he arrived, he walked right into that gym demanding Wallace.

- The employees were confused on why Sinnoh’s eighth gym leader was standing before them. But they did as told.

- Wallace already knew how Volkner treated you and was none too happy to hear that the same man was in his gym, ruining its beauty with his presence.

- “Hello! I’m Wallace, to what do I owe the pleasure?” Despite how he felt he must keep it civil.

- “Where are they?”

- “My I don’t know who you’re looking for if you don’t say.”

- Volkner glares before saying your name “now, where are they”

- “I’m afraid they are back at mine and their house, after the event we went to yesterday they were extremely exhausted, so I thought it was best if they rest for today.” Wallace stated simply, before motioning his trainers to go to the start room to let him handle this.

- “Bullshit!”

- “What? You don’t expect me to make them walk with how sore they were, do you? How cruel of you!” He mocks. Chuckling at how furious the other gym leader looks.

- “They don’t belong to you!” Volkner steps closer, but Wallace doesn’t move.

- “Well of course, they belong to no one, they are their own person, I’m just happy I get to be apart of their life.”

- Volkner’s punch was caught.

- “Violence? How low, you’d think if you were a rational adult you wouldn’t have even come here. They are happy and at peace.”

- “Battle me.”

- “They are not a prize to be won, did you even consider their feelings at all?” Wallace’s face grimaces in disgust.

- “Sir would you like use to call the champion? Or the authorities?”

- They both look at the trainer.

- “Not yet, but keep you finger hovered over that call button, just in case he can’t control himself.” The water type gym leader stares back at the electric one.

- Volkner runs through a plan in his head, there isn’t much he can do, one slip up and he will lose his spot as gym leader.

- The blonde man huffs, glaring at the other man before leaving, he will need a different approach.

- “I get the feeling this isn’t over yet, I apologize for the scare my lovely trainers! I must make a few phone calls.”

- Wallace needs to make sure you’re safe.

⚜️Steven⚜️

- Your romance with Lysandre was beautiful, you truly loved him and thought he was the one for you.

- Sure he had his moments of possession. Not allowing you to even speak to the Pokémon professor, which you found odd, thinking the professor was a nice man.

- You didn’t suspect anything until you found out about how plans and team flare, you were instantly trying to end it.

- It wasn’t until he started locking you in the house, you tried just unlocking the door but it has a code now, you tried the windows but it seems they are completely sealed off now, you have no way of escaping aside from that coded door.

- You spent weeks playing along with his stupid idea of love until you found out what the numbers were, punching them in when he was far enough away from the house and you left with enough money you had stolen to survive and a small backpack you stuffed to the brim with clothes and other essential items.

- You were in Hoenn over night, you left behind anything that he could use to track you, he was a wealthy man and would easily track your phone, you’d have to get a new one.

- You met Steven by complete chance, you had just been helping children by the name of Brendan and Wally, it wasn’t the first time you had done so, but it seems they’ve taken a liking to you and go to you for help.

- You were shocked when the champion walked over and started talking to the children like he knew them, and it seems they do.

- The two boy going on about how helpful you’ve been for their adventures.

- You worked at the day care for a few months helping out the elderly couple who ran it. And when they looked confused you wanted to help.

- Which lead you Steven taking an interest in you and your helpful nature.

- He’d stop by during his free time and sit with you during lunch. He adore watching you take care of the Pokémon that are there.

- Seeing you petting the a skitty in your lap while a mighyena napping at your feet, a Walrien sleeping behind you resting it’s head next to you, and a taillow resting on your shoulder.

- Truly you were a sight to behold.

- Steven could feel his heart racing the longer he looked at you.

- You looked so content with all the Pokémon around you.

- Even his own Pokémon seemed to like you just a bit more than him, and he couldn’t even blame them.

- “You’re staring.” You laugh quietly when he jumps and looks away.

- “I’m sorry, it’s just you’re so beautiful, and look so at home with all those Pokémon, it’s truly a sight to see.”

- Now it’s your turn to be flustered.

- “O-oh, thank you.” You’re heart pounding.

- “Would you….you wouldn’t happen to be free this weekend, would you?”

- “I’d be more than happy to accompany you somewhere.”

- It was a joy seeing cool and confident Steven get nervous trying to ask you out.

- You couldn’t be happier.

- Even years later you’re so happy with your fiancé.

- No secrets were every between you two, you two felt very comfortable just telling the other everything.

- You know his past and everything he is done, he knows your past and everything you’ve done.

- His friends quickly became your friends.

- His elite four adore you. Saying you’re just what the group was missing.

- Pictures are posted frequently, some from Steven and y’all’s friends, some from the media.

- It was only a matter of time before Lysandre found out, he destroyed the house when he did before breaking down sobbing. You had left him! Abandoned him for THAT!? He couldn’t take this, he needs you back.

- You were his in the first place, you belonged to him first.

- You came running into the champion’s room at the league, not even pausing to say high or anything, you ran right passed the steel blue haired man, hiding in the bathroom there. He didn’t even get a chance to follow you.

- When Lysandre showed up walking the Champion’s path Steven was on high alert.

- This man didn’t hesitate to keep you locked up and try to force his ‘love’ on you.

- Steven refuses to let it happen again.

- “How much do you want for them?”

- Steven’s face morphed into shock “excuse me?”

- Lysandre says your name “how much for you to leave them?”

- Appalled the red haired man would even think such a thing “there is no price, no amount of money could ever make me leave my fiancé, especially with the likes of you!”

- The elite four stroll in, confused on how the man even got passed them when they didn’t see him.

- “Sir you aren’t welcomed here, I suggest you head back.” Drake sneers.

- “I’m not leaving without them, they are mine, I had them first, give them back.” The larger man makes it clear he won’t be moved.

- “Aren’t you a wanted criminal? Not just in Kalos but everywhere? After all that and then the things you pulled in Alola, we have an easy way of getting rid of you.”

- Lysandre doesn’t respond to Sidney.

- “It’s not like you’re any different than me, just a simple cover.”

- Steven snaps “I am nothing like you! I don’t force someone to stay with me like you do, only a monster does that.”

- Phoebe is already dialing the proper people.

- The other members ready to jump in if it gets bad.

- “Why can’t we work this out civilly.” Lysandre furrows his brows.

- “There is nothing to work out.” Steven huffs.

- It erupted into chaos with the right authorities showed up for such a high level criminal.

- Shouting, screaming, yelling, the sounds of a struggle before silence. You didn’t want to come out of your hiding spot.

- You didn’t want to see the mess you caused.

- “Treasure?” Steven knocks on the bathroom door “he’s gone now, do you want me to bring you anything?” He doesn’t want to force you out of your spot, knowing how scared you must’ve been.

- “I’m sorry.” It’s faint and muffled, he can tell you’ve been crying.

- “You have nothing to apologize for, it’s not your fault sure a bastard exists.”

- He hears you watery chuckle and perks up.

- Whatever you need he will get it for you, he will make sure you’re safe and protected.

[zeglythofficial]

When I tell ya T is a messy bitch 🤭🤭 I get why he would unlike R sexy pics, u know she's to the general public a very much taken woman and T is friendly with her irl bf and you know how the bro code goes but going as far to unlike regular degular pics of HIS OWN GF?? This man is a menace. Boy plays too much 🤣 I don't understand what goes through his head for him to pull this shenanigans since everyone can screenshot his previous likes lmao who is he trying to fool? Everyone who cares about him knows at this point who BB is, he might not straight up said her name publicly but he has a picture of said woman on his ig unless he wants to distance from her 👀👀 but I would still consider odd behavior to go to your exes ig and unlike their pictures 😭😭😭 this is not middle school pleaseee

The strangest part is I think they’re still together so what does unliking even do lol? He should archive her post on his IG. Unless he doesn’t want the world to know their still dating and keeping his options open 💀

Side note: that anon who was claiming their engaged is REAL quiet now 🤭

[aclaywrites]

Oh Lordy this is a saga. For a super duper long time I didn’t care and just wore whatever. Jeans and t-shirts , it was the 70s and early 80s. I remember a pair jeans I had with rainbows on the back pockets, and a long sleeved ocean pacific shirt that everyone made fun of because they said it was a knockoff and not a real OP but it totally was. I had long hair that I didn’t cut and didn’t even pull back and it just hung around my face like Carrie. In 8th grade I got totally into wearing headbands and had 4 or 5 including one that was puffy and red like a ring of Saturn around my forehead. I can only assume this is the costume of a girl who isn’t interested in getting boys to like her, though it wasn’t that conscious in my mind just yet.

The last time I switched schools was 1985, just before my junior year. That’s also the summer I met Jessie and saw the Hunger, so it was time for a change. We went goth/punk 1980s Oklahoma style. I remember three wardrobe standouts: a pair of ballet flats with hieroglyphs on them, a black sweatshirt I cut the collar off, flash dance style and would wear over everything, and a tight, short skirt that was one continuous print of that 50s photo of people watching a 3D movie. I wore that until all the elastic went out and I couldn’t keep it on my ass any more 😂

Jessie and I split up when i went to college. I stopped dying and crimping my hair and let it grow out long again over the course of some years. I stopped trying to hard to be alternative looking, but I still liked black clothes, lots of ruffles and layers. Legit I had a black velvet cloak I wore when it was cold. I had a barrette shaped like a bat and used it to pull my hair back, on the days I didn’t braid it and pin it up Masterpiece Theater style. Dress like this and go sit in a tree and read Jane Eyre with zero irony. WHY DONT LESBIANS WANT TO DATE ME?!! 🤣🤣🤣

When I started teaching in the early 90s I had to go to the (thrift) store and buy adult looking clothes. Lots of jumpers (American meaning) and cardigans. This evolved into dresses and cardigans, I liked short waists, big skirts, no buttons, and a pair of Birkenstock Mary Jane’s which I still own. My off work style was kind of similar. Dresses and skirts and cardigans. I started wearing more colors, but it was still boho chic. Linen, velvet, the occasional Indian find with mirrors embroidered onto it. I cut my hair into the curly bob I wore for the next 20something years and continued to have very few dates.

After my kid was born and I was a stay at home mom, I let my hair grow again and plan to keep it long. It’s easiest for me, and I like the way it looks. I still prefer dresses and skirts, natural fabrics. I still only shop at thrift stores, and am interested only in pleasing myself, so I love to find odd pieces. I started wearing scarves around 2007 and now they’re a part of my look to an almost ridiculous degree (my kid was teasing me about thrift shopping the other day and said ‘yeah you gotta go to every one! What if you miss a scarf!) but I don’t care because they’re gorgeous and warm and dress up an outfit and frame my face while hiding my old-lady wattle 😂

One of the moms on car duty the other day was dropping off her daughter and gave me a long appraising look, then said critically “What does your husband have to say about the way you dress?” I was so shocked all I could say is “Mr Frizzle loves it.”

[gillianthecat]

Candy Color Paradox episode 4

Having vented my complaints, and after some helpful conversations about the show, I was better able to enjoy this episode for the fluff that the show is rather than being frustrated about what it is not. I mean, I still think that it's missing a lot of opportunities to explore some interesting themes around ethics, celebrity journalism, Kaburagi's cool boy pose and the way he uses sex for his job, Onoe's... not innocence, but whatever it is that makes him a blushing maiden uke, and everyone's feelings about sex in general. But I accept that's not what the show wants to do. It is straight up yaoi archetypes and a silly plot to smash them together. ("Now kiss.") The glancing look at deeper questions is probably accidental.

That being said, here is what I thought while watching this episode:

- lol it looks like they heard my complaining about how bad they were at stalking people because the literal first conversation in this episode is about how they're too obvious in a parked car 😂

- ooh la la, and they're in a love hotel 😳🤭😉 How risqué. Poor little blushing uke. 🥺

- Aw poor Onoe. He was all ready to fuck then and there. (Or maybe just kiss? I'm not sure how he interpreted the phrase that Gaga translated as "let's do it.")

- It seems odd to me that a paparazzi photographer is also the one taking official portraits. Is that a real thing (in general or in Japan specifically) or just a contrivance for the plot here. Not important, just curious.

- More extremely jealous Onoe 😂 To be fair, I too would be jealous under the very confusing circumstances he's in.

- I hope we get Kaburagi photographing Onoe. Bonus points if Onoe doesn't notice him doing it. I love that trope and what's the point of having a photographer character if you don't use it.

- Haruta is blatantly flirting lol. I suspect that Kaburagi is trying to see if he can catch Inami in jealousy with this hair fixing maneuver, but he's caught Onoe in his net instead. 😂

- But are these actors dating/in love? Is the father/little sister thing a ruse or their genuine feelings? Now I want to know, not because I care about these imaginary celebrities, but because I feel like the answer will say something about the show's perspective on paparazzi ethics.

- Is Onoe putting the pieces together about Kaburagi's purpose? And does Inami's expression while on his phone indicate jealousy or disinterest? I honestly can't tell the answer to either of those.

- Innocent Onoe is literally eating vanilla yogurt while bad boy Kaburagi is smoking.😂

- Go Onoe! Bravely asking Kaburagi what he meant be "I like you." I'm so proud.

- On the one hand, I'm annoyed at Kaburagi for acting so aloof and not taking Onoe's understandable frustration seriously. On the other hand, "smutty alien" is adorably hilarious and I can't blame him for laughing fondly at it. I do wonder if it's a literal translation, or an actual phrase in Japanese, or if it's as random and absurd as it sounds in English.

- Onoe is so obvious when he tails people 🤣

- Inami is pulling an Issei and killing the paparazzi stalker with kindness. I love it. Perhaps that is just how celebrities in Japan deal with paps? I don't know.

- Inami is cute though. And very young looking for supposedly 40. Though the actor is 36, so not that far off.

- Oh the meta levels of young new actors trying to shake off their idol images. I have no idea if Kimura Keito and Yamanaka Jyutaro are actually trying to shake off their idol images, but it does feel a bit ironic or something.

- Onoe. Where is your journalist's skepticism. Are you always this credulous or is it because your brain has been turned to mush by your crush?

- I see Kaburagi wonders the same thing. Perhaps we're both being unfair to Onoe and he just has good instincts.

- Kaburagi noticed Onoe's yogurt and brought him the same kind! Cracks in the facade! Feelings creeping back in. And brave Onoe immediately goes to ask him...

- and... a mid-sentence cliffhanger.

- Looks like next week it'll be Kaburagi's turn to be jealous. And we get more Inami. Being flirty even. Hooray for me!

There probably are things I could say about their developing relationship, the slow melting of Kaburagi's numbness and cynicism, and Onoe's (honestly wise) anxiety about falling for this confusing ice prince (or tsundere seme, to use yaoi vocabulary), but I frankly don't care enough about the characters or this relatively shallow take on this conventional romance arc to think much about it. Still, now that I'm thinking of them as cartoons come to life I'm enjoying them a lot more.

[xplrvibes]

Hmm, that’s so interesting they didn’t know about the photos going out until all hell broke loose. It does bring me a bit of validation though because when those photos initially came out I did think; hmm, that seems a bit unprofessional to just photo dump a million pics like that (i assumed she was the event photographer and usually they’d post photos tagging everyone) but I didn’t give it another thought bc maybe there were signs or entry notices saying photos will be taken and published and by entering the venue you give consent to this.

Because it’s hard to get every single person to sign a waiver. I work in film and when we shoot in public (generally for news programs or internet videos where we can’t shut down a location) we have signs and notices that say “beyond this point you may be on filmed, if you do not wish to be filmed please speak to a crew member.” Idk how it works for events and photographers but my little filmie brain immediately went uhh is this allowed?

oh how very interesting…. im glad theyre talking about it if only to clear the air.

- aussie anon (golbrocklovely’s favourite anon 😉)

Yep, that's the story!

The thing of it is, how did they not know going into it that if a photographer running an event full of influencer types is running around taking photos all night, 10:1 odds are those photos will wind up somewhere? I'm surprised by how surprised they are by that lol.

I definitely agree with the waiver thing, and I am honestly surprised that there wasn't a sign somewhere. Maybe there was one, and they missed it. Our boys have been very upfront about the fact that they desperately need glasses 🤣.

It was interesting to hear them actually mention it at all, but to me, it's like...I don't know. Coming out and almost apologizing for being 27 year olds who hook up and date around and don't clear it with their fanbase before it goes public is so...not impressive to me. Also, mixed in with all of that, you've got both of them talking about some really heavy topics, but all anybody cares about is how snc need to apologize for cheating on the fandom or whatever. It's annoying sometimes 🙃.

Anyway, loving the add-on to the sign-off there, Aussie anon! You're becoming quite the celeb around these parts!

[destinyc1020]

I think Kia n Austin make a nice looking couple bt thats about it lol i personally didnt like Elvis bt I get why he has a fanbase now and with Kaia the paps stay on her ass even thoufh I dont really see a lot of her modeling campaigns like that (compared to other models like Bella or Kendall).

They seem lik a private couple who is somehow always photographed which is a odd combo☠️ Austin was constantly photographed and talked about V n that was apart of his image before bt now with Kaia he'll b papped with her and photographed on a carpet bt wont speak about her. Kaia learned from JE cuz she posted him on her IG and talked about him in an interview wen they were just together for a yr lol n i think she learned nt to do that and probably has relationship questions banned too. After those rumors about Cole Sprouse cheating on her wen he was with Lili Reinhart (pretty sure its nt true) and again that whole situation with JE/Z (...☠️) her relationships r def apart of her image bt again she has leanred nt to speak on them.

I think Kia n Austin make a nice looking couple bt thats about it lol i personally didnt like Elvis bt I get why he has a fanbase now and with Kaia the paps stay on her ass even thoufh I dont really see a lot of her modeling campaigns like that (compared to other models like Bella or Kendall).

Lol I always find it so funny when I get anons in my inbox talking about how they hated the movie "Elvis", but yet, when I talk to other ppl IRL, EVERYONE hands down (young AND old) gushes about the film and says how much they LOVED the movie lol 😆 Like, not even, "yea, it was alright", but seriously is like "Omg I loved that movie! It was SO well done!"

But in my inbox, it's a totally different story. I just always find that funny lol. I need that Oprah "what is the truth?" gif lol.

Anyway....

While Austin's fanbase isn't that big rn (I kinda feel like that might change in the future actually 👀) I think it's still important to remember that he did have a fanbase BEFORE Elvis. The dude has been acting for almost 20 years, so some fans may remember him from iCarly, Ruby and the Rockits, Zoey 101, The Carrie Diaries, The Shannara Chronicles, Switched at Birth, etc. He did a LOT of TV stuff here and there, especially on Nick and Disney, so some fans grew up watching him. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kaia has been papped since birth lol, mainly because she's the daughter of famous celebrities. So, that's just been her life tbh. I also kind of wonder if maybe she has some deal with the Daily FAIL, cuz it seems that they post the most mundane pap stuff about her lol. 😅

"Kaia getting a green drink! Kaia going to yoga! Kaia BREATHING!" ROFL 🤣

They seem lik a private couple who is somehow always photographed which is a odd combo☠️

Yea.... odd isn't it lol.... 😏🤭

Austin was constantly photographed and talked about V n that was apart of his image before bt now with Kaia he'll b papped with her and photographed on a carpet bt wont speak about her.

I def think he learned a lot from the Vanessa rlshp. He seems very private to me, and I just don't think he wants his rlshp to be the FOCUS of his career. Plus, keep in mind, he and Vanessa dated for quite a while... it wasn't like they just dated for two years... so I'm sure he probably thought at the time when speaking on her that they were pretty much endgame. They dated longer than what some Hollywood marriages last lol 😆

I think ppl have to keep in mind too that what ppl do or how they feel in their early 20s might be different from how they feel nearing 30. We've even seen a STARK change in just how private Tom and Z have been with their lives online and on social media. So, ppl change! And when your fame level gets higher, that can also cause you to become way more private.

Kaia learned from JE cuz she posted him on her IG and talked about him in an interview wen they were just together for a yr lol n i think she learned nt to do that and probably has relationship questions banned too.

I DEFINITELY think Kaia learned from the Jakaia rlshp rofl 🤣 I'll never forget their CRINGEY Elvis and Priscilla Halloween photoshoot lol, or her birthday post for him lol 🤭

Didn't they break up a few months after she posted for him on his birthday lol? 😅 His birthday is in June, and by November, they were SPLITSVILLE rofl. Things can change fast, that's all I'll say lol 🤭

After those rumors about Cole Sprouse cheating on her wen he was with Lili Reinhart (pretty sure its nt true) and again that whole situation with JE/Z (...☠️) her relationships r def apart of her image bt again she has leanred nt to speak on them.

Whoah..... you're gonna have to come back and clarify what you mean by this Anon, coz I'm not sure I'm understanding correctly lol. You're not saying what I think you're saying are you? 👀 If so, I've NEVER heard that rumor.

[fertility-journey-20s]

This month I've decided to track BBT still, although I have been trying to avoid seeing my estimated period due date, but I have seen it which is annoying. I haven't been tracking sex though as a way to get put of monitoring everything, we have still tried to have sex every 2-3 days which is recommended.

My husband is on day 18 of not smoking cigarettes which I'm proud of, he has managed to do this successfully In the past but always ended up smoking a cigarette in the end, the odd one and then two and then before we knew it he was back on them full time. He is dropping his dosage down to 1 tablet today on the medication he's been advised to stop, and then that will stopp completely this time next week. This medication is for migrains, he is understandably hesitant to stop these as he's very scared the migrains will return. However, he found that this medication wasn't as affective as it once was and is trying some other medication (which costs a small fortune 😔)

By continuing to track BBT I regain that peace of mind I lost when i stopped tracking it and was 10 days late.. Turns out I had ovulated later than usual and if I had tracked I would have know that and avoided the worry and stress and heartbreak of seeing negative test. I dont test each month, only when I'm late...

A few weekends ago I decided to purchase an item of baby clothing... a giraffe hooded cardigan. I had seen it in the shop weeks before and I fell in love with out. Out of all the adorable designer clothes, the baby emo clothes I loved nothing has ever stood out to me as much as this simple cardigan. The only other baby item I had bought was a book, I feel like I could give myself this cardigan to put away.

This month is a bit weird I think in terms of TTC, we avoided this month when we first started which is why we started in May because I didn't want a Christmas baby... Well if this month is the month our expected due date will be Christmas Eve! 🤣 what will be will be! Only 1 week to go and I'll find out. No doubt I'll be greeted by Aunt Flo.

A few points I've realised from TTC...

1. Minor inconveniences seem MAJOR, for example I fell in love with a new bed and bedside table set. Got home to measure up and it won't fit. Complete melt down. In the end we've ordered the bed and 1 side table, and will order a different and smaller side table for my husbands side which you can barely see anyway 😅 I think its the complete lack of control in the TTC world, so when control is taken away from normal life you want to do whatever you can to take that control back.

2. I'm so much more emotional now. I never used to get upset about stuff, I'd hide any tears. Now... I almost cried multiple times when out shopping yesterday for no reason at all. Wasn't even sad, was actually quite happy. Not sure if its getting older, hormones of TTC.