#Source: Jontron

[cruger2984]

Wriothesley: (with a high voice and holding Lynette's Barbie doll) Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career… Neuvillette: (with a sexy deep voice and holding Lynette's Ken doll) Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids. (Lyney and Freminet sees them while hiding) Lyney: What are you guys doing? Freminet: Playing systemic oppression.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally and Julie are playing with dolls in front of Home:

Wally: *with a high-pitched monotone voice* Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Julie: *with a deep growly voice* Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids!

Eddie: *watching warily* Uh, what are you two doing?

Julie: *cheerily* We’re playing Systemic Oppression!

[luvbazkrekker]

Gojo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about maybe y’know taking the year off and going back to college and starting a career!

Geto, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Nanami: what the hell are you guys playing?

Gojo: systemic oppression.

Nanami:

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito, with a high voice and holding Ayumi’s Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Shiho, with a deep voice and holding Ayumi’s Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Shinichi: What are you guys doing?

Kaito: Playing systemic oppression.

[incorrectataquotes]

Amanda, with a high voice and holding Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Wooly, with a deep voice and holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Riley: What are you two doing?

Amanda: playing systemic oppression

[needanevenbettername]

Wednesday, witnesses a cult summon a Lovecraftian monstrosity.

Wednesday, unimpressed: And it's Cthulu. Of course, it's Cthulu. Who else would it be?

Wednesday, sarcastically feigning excitement: We got Cthulu!

[the-black-bulls]

Henry: Ah, what a beautiful day.

Henry: [opens the curtains revealing Dante on the other side].

Dante: Let me in bitch.

Henry: [closes the curtains quickly and blocks it off using a bunch of wooden planks, then grabs a cross and salt].

Henry: Outta this house! Outta this house! Spirits be gone from this houssse!

[bccfggffbgv]

"I've got a philosophical question myself: Why am I still playing this?"

Uzi, while playing more bootleg games on her channel with the title of one of them being called "Exist"...With the actual game being just a fish simulator...

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jonah, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Zag: What are you doing?

Jonah: Playing "Systemic Oppression".

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: To show you the power of Flex Tape...

*chainsaw sounds and screaming*

Cookie: *now covered in blood and guts* I sawed this intern in half!

Binjpipe: Cookie, what does that have to do with tape, okay, tell me, what's that got to do with Flex Tape

Cookie: I SAWED THIS INTERN IN HALF! And repaired him with only Flex Tape!

Binjpipe: You repaired it with only Flex Tape, I'm sure you did...

(9:29 pm, 12/28/2023)

^

Intern: *starts walking around again, somehow completely fine*

Binjpipe: "AND HE'S WALKING! HE'S FUCKING WALKING AGAIN!!"

[correctmickeyquotes]

Webby: *holding up a Barbie doll* Hi Ken, I was thinking about going back to school and getting a career

Louie: *holding a Ken doll* nonsense Barbie, you're staying home and having my kids

Huey: What are you two doing?

Louie: Playing systemic oppression

[cruger2984]

[During Alhaitham's birthday party...] Kaveh: Okay. One. Alhaitham: What even. Kaveh: I counted you in— Alhaitham: (shuts him up) Go to fucking hell.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Zayn, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Liam: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Louis: Playing systemic oppression.

[roryheart]

Henry, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Liam, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids.

Drew: What the hell are you guys doing?

Henry: Playing systemic oppression.

Liam, grabbing Chelsea: Wanna join?

[lynpheasmagix]

Tecna: Why stop at 76,000 games? Why not make it a million? A billion? Infinity? The sky's the limit when you don't give a shit.

[incorrectpussinbootsquotes]

Puss: bring on the mariachi band

(Rock music plays)

Puss: that's not mariachi!