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incorrectdnb · 2 years
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Meet the Conbis
I was feeling punny when I made this, so this is an original quote I came up with myself.
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Delirium Conbi: Hey, Manbi. I’d like to introduce you to my fellow Conbis.
(Delirium motions to Providence)
Delirium Conbi: This is Providence Conbi.
Providence Conbi: I was just in a place in the mortal world called “Rhode Island” and quite enjoyed it. Ever heard of it?
(Delirium motions to Nemesis)
Delirium Conbi: This is Nemesis Conbi.
Nemesis Conbi: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
(Delirium motions to Condescending)
Delirium Conbi: This is Condescending Conbi.
Condescending Conbi: What Nemesis means to say is that you look absolutely ridiculous.
(Delirium motions to Contentment)
Delirium Conbi: This is Contentment Conbi.
Contentment Conbi: You want some weed?
Manbi: No thanks.
(A toilet nearby flushes as Hazardous walks out of the bathroom)
Delirium Conbi: That’s Hazardous Conbi.
Hazardous Conbi: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
(Delirium motions to Departure)
Delirium Conbi: And that right there is Departure Conbi.
Departure Conbi: I’m sorry, but I have to leave now or I will be late.
(Departure leaves)
Delirium Conbi: And when I’m with them, I’m Delirium Conbi.
Manbi: Why do they call you that?
(Delirium smokes some weed with Contentment)
Delirium Conbi: Wuh wuzzat?
(The Conbis and Manbi hear screaming as yet another Conbi crashes into the room)
Providence Conbi: Ah, Departure, you’re back.
Fallen Conbi: Oh, Departure had a flight to catch. I’m Fallen Conbi and I can’t get up.
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Doc: Yeah, and I have this other small problem, Pearl, like in my dark oak tree farm, I realised my llama sits one pixel too low and it would require half a rebuild. Maybe you can-
*cuts himself off with a laugh as Pearl walks away with her head hung*
Pearl, pained: I am dying.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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ERIDAN: the math fandom is wwild. "real" and "imaginary" numbers? i think you mean canon and non-canon
ERIDAN: you guys seriously go "this is my number oc his name is i and hes the square root of -1" wwhen in numbers canon lore its actually impossible to square root a negativve but sure wwhatevver
ERIDAN: "complex numbers" i think you mean a character x oc ship. "f(x) = 3x - 5" that is self-insert fanfiction
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bsptourist · 4 months
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Lelouch: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it. C.C.: Just rip the bandage off. Lelouch: It’s Suzaku. C.C.: Put the bandage back on.
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Gandra: Hey, Fenton.
Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—
Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.
Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.
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pancakeke · 9 months
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people reposting me to reddit has gotten annoying. why are you taking my jokes and putting them on another website that I also use. like let me do that and try to be funny yourself.
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phightingconfessions · 7 months
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i dont like when ppl write about the incident between subspace and medkit and completely forget the fact that medkit did way worse to subspace in self defense⁉️
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Sabo: Excuse me, become thinner.
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habitual-creatures · 9 days
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Me, at all the askers, likers and sneaky-sneak stalkers, etc of this blog:
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(( /p obvs! ))
Sorry! I'm gonna get super mushy and emotional for a minute, guys.
(( ps. I get really mushy in the tags... so... yeah. cheese warning I guess for my emotions, haha? ))
Y'all give a fair amount of purpose to my life, and I would not have been as overall okay as I am right now if it weren't for this blog.
Y'all have partially SAVED ME.
This BLOG has partially SAVED ME.
Honestly, it's been helping me more than I think anyone other than ME would really know.
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n7punk · 1 year
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the tension between me and my nemesis (the reseller marking up she-ra merch and trying to make it seem rarer by claiming it's con exclusive when it's for sale brand new right now) who i am only just barely holding myself back from sending a very passive-aggressive message
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Unfortunately, this month's episode of Colorful Corner will be cancelled.
Despite this cancellation, we will be posting the Song Announcement and Roadmap on the 31st.
Additionally, something magical will release next week! ✨
Please look forward to it!
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nhaneh · 6 months
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funny thing is I don't really have any interest in hoarding knowledge or resources for myself in any way, I'm just bad at publishing stuff because I feel like that'd require a bit more stringent quality control than what I might expect of something made largely for my own use.
sometimes I think maybe I should set up something like a google drive or a git or something to just throw my personal- and work-in-progress stuff for people who are interested, but I dunno what limits for space or bandwidth or anything are like.
like I'm sure some people would possibly find the ColorSet unpacker python script useful?? It kinda sucks through and I want to make a better version of it and maybe one that could work as a standalone executable instead? and possibly a packer counterpart to the unpacker?? But also I keep thinking like "would this even be useful to anyone lmao??"
in theory you could probably make some kind of art program plugin that does all of this for you - even the bit with loading actual colorset information into layered colorset pairs, but I mean that's a lot of effort and I still largely use a 20+ year old version of Paint Shop Pro myself so...
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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TT: "oh it must be so fun and cool knowing how to knit-"
TT: It is. But I also experience the Madness.
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bsptourist · 1 year
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wowozela_concert_theatre
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Lelouch: You’re sel- Suzaku, interrupting them: [backs Lelouch against a wall] Yes. I’m selfish, egocentric, a coward, and a little mean. I don’t give a fuck. You got anything more interesting to say about me? Lelouch: You’re… [sighing in frustration] …kinda hot. Suzaku: Lelouch: Lelouch and Suzaku: [start making out violently]
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