this bottle is so freaking good for water. i cant wait til the cold brew tea is out for summer. i'm gonna enjoy my cold tea from this bottle ( my current hyperfixation are straw bottles oh well)
95 million percent no one cares but i managed to loose the rubber seal in my hydroflask lid yesterday without realizing it (dropped lid by water fountain at work) (don’t flame me for still having hydroflask products i’ve owned one since legitimately 2010 and i like them okay!!!!) and it was the last standing lid i still had that was the old style flip top one and if i have to get a new one cause i lost the seal i’m going to be. so beyond pissed cause all the new lids upset me is it too much to ask to want to purchase the same product i’ve had for the last fourteen years ??
I was at CVS today picking up my prescription and I went “hmmm. we’re out of straws at home, I’ll just pick some up while I’m here.” I looked and they were $5.85. $5.85 for 100 normal flexible draws. I was aghast. Rattled. And I went home strawless.
As in he is always caught chewing on something because "buddy, I just need to bite something, I need a nibble."
He bites straws usually. But truly he will bite anything.
Counters, water bottles, water bottle caps, his hands, David's hands, David's arms, David in general.. anything.
Everything on Babe.
His favorite thing to bite specifically on them is their ear lobe.
Which initially Babe thought was just him being suggestive but they later realized he just likes biting ear lobes and since Babes ears aren't pierced (hc!) it's all the more reason to bite them.
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
Jesus says, "Blessed are the poor in spirit." The priest in this cartoon asks his students what they think He meant. The girl who raises her hand says her father only feels blessed when he's POURIN' spirits, which implies her father is a drinker. The joke is that "poor in spirit" (Jesus's quote) sounds like "pouring spirits" (i.e. drinking spirits, as in alcohol), so the girl is confusing the two terms and implying that Jesus meant people who drink a lot of alcohol feel blessed.