#TED 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[notschlatt]

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[sherlockig]

i am weak for a good nose scrunch 🧎‍♀️

[bnhxx]

Silly little RE dream time thread bc I gotta share this dumb shit with everyone now, starting w Carlos Oliveira

ALSO if you want to reblog w you're silly little dreams PLEASE do I wanna see all the silly dreams. Please. I am beGgiNg 🧎‍♀️🙏

-SO imagine picture this right grocery shopping w Carlos.

-And we had a super bunged trolley the ones w the fucked up wheel that takes the whole cart off track?? Those ones anyways my hyperindependent ass was like let ME take the trolley 😈 I wanna RIDE 😈 n hes like sighhhh 🥲

-AND THEN I ALMOST RAN INTO A DISPLAY BYE 🏃‍♀️💨

[(Pictured) me @ Carlos in my dream when I almost derailed a whole fucking pyramid of cans]

-so he just laughs and is like you need some help there? N im like yes I do stfu it's a good thing I like you dickhead 😤

-The way he just EFFORTLESSLY TAKES IT W ALL THE GROCERIES INSIDE LIKE BYE IM LEAVING I WAS SO MAD. STRONG PPL REALLY MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY.

-But anyways he was like I could just use the bags n im like yeah but don't your arms get tired and he looked SO insulted like 🤨😐😶 are you my love and support or are you a fucking fake rn

-And I'm like GAKSHDDJDS sorry but he was like 🙄 so I was like GOD, okAY and like linked my arm in his and patted his biceps like im sorry Carlos' right and left arm I never meant to insult you I love you both very much 🥰😘🥰 and then he lost it

-ALSO can we say good boyfriend again??? For the ones out back??? Bc whoo boy he went and got us some FOOD after our little fiasco bc it was like the first time I left the house in WEEKS kahsjsjs

-and it was super CUTE even though he was like idk why you eat so little like this 🤔 you live like this fr 🤨

-like,,,,I'm SHORT so technically I'm better for the environment bc I consUmE LESS. 😤

-But he got me a super cute little lunch set and that was it my heart was his ❤️

-JABAJSHSHSGS I'm realising this was such a chaos dream but yeah Carlos is best bf I would recommend 🥰🥰🥰

[lelengerine]

i missed hannie sm 😞😞 i still cant believe they released solos for each of them 😭 this is actual peak

[mujikumamo]

i just did illusio with Xavier’s Misty Silhouette card..I am NOT the same person I used to be. 🧎‍♀️

Thank you for listening to my TED TALK that will be all.

[bleeding-ambrosia]

🔎 DEAD BOY DETECTIVES I LOVE YOU! 🔍

not sure how much i like how this turned out but I’ll definitely draw more dbd art at some point this was just something for my hands to do while i did my third rewatch aaaa!

I’ve never had a character that i’ve “kinned” but Edwin is so me 😭

I NEED A SEASON TWO SO PLEASE STREAM THE FUCK OUTA THIS (i just have it going on my tv on mute all day i won’t lie)

I think so far my favorite ship is payneland/painland i love a good slow burn! i’m not opposed to Edwin being with anyone else in between but i NEED a payneland endgame 🫶

I think it’s an unpopular opinion? but i rlly don’t like Cat King (IM SORRY) he just rubs me the wrong way thus far ✋😟 AND SOMEONE GIVE MY SON MONTY A SECOND CHANCE AT BEING HUMAN PLEASE please bring my crow son home🧎‍♀️

My biggest hope for this fandom (so long as we get green lit for season two) is that we don’t get into Voltron level ship wars bc i can’t go back and y’all can’t make me!

ty for coming to my ted talk 🫶✨

[choccy-milky]

Funny story: when I first found your art I was reluctant to read the fic, because I thought there is absolutely no way that one person can be this talented in two different art forms (drawing and writing). Boy was I wrong. Now Clora and Seb live in my heart and mind rent free. 🥹 Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😁

BAHAHA AWW THIS IS BOTH SO FUNNY AND NICE😭💖 like damn, whats her secret.....🤔🤔🤔 (its brainrot. the secret is brainrot. draw and write obsessively enough and for long enough and you're bound to get decent at it eventually BAHHAA) BUT THANK U and im glad u gave my fic a shot in the end 🥹im fr so lucky to have ppl that like both my art AND my fic it feels like im in a lil book club sometimes its so fun so THANK U ALL 💖💖

I WANNA DRAW THIS NOW but seb likes how soft/small she is, bc it makes her nice to hug and also reminds him of how delicate and feminine she is and how much he wants to protect her. and PHYSICALLY clora likes sebs freckles and his eyes (and also how toned and lean he is, which she'll only really admit to when shes drunk BAHHAA)

SURPRISIGNLY IVE NEVER READ ANY HARRY POTTER FANFICTION, not in hogwarts legacy OR the og harry potter. ive read all the books and when i did, ron x hermione was my main ship, and idk, i guess i never got into the fandom enough to want to find fanfics bc the books satisfied me on their relationship enough. but yea, ron/hermione is the only thing i really shipped, though before HL came out i DID consider/was about to go look for dramione fics since i was craving that good girl/bad boy dynamic and i knew that was a big thing with dramione (but then i ended up just making my own in the end LMAO)

@dokuroskull23 ASTARION NO QUESTION WHICH I SEE U AGREE WITH BASED ON UR PFP LOOL. I LOVE MY VAMPIRE TWINK AND I LOVE PRETTY BOYS (i still need to finish bg3 tho...i got to act 3 before stopping bc i wasnt happy with my character. and now that mods are out im gonna completely restart and make my tav even hotter LMFAO)🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

LMFAO "TITS ANON" as per whats on your government ID. (this is actually just clora now) but also THANK U GLAD U LIKED IT, MORE VARSTITTY JACKET + HOODIE SEB IS ON THE WAY, TRUST💖✍️✍️

[littleskeletonprincessss]

dilf ted you say?🧎‍♀️

"Fuck 'my wife'. I'll get a divorce. And then we can be together." His lips attached to my neck, arms wrapping around my waist "Cmon, baby. You're the one I want."

[midwestprincesssupernova]

ted teaching you how to hit the bong for the first time 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[theantonian]

Just found your blog and wowowowow. Nothing but quality content. I need it like I need air. Fairly new to Antony worship here. Read some of the books on your list before, currently reading some. But it IS going to take a couple months to finish the list. And I honestly feel like a newbie, you people are disgustingly educated 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🛐🛐🛐 How do I even remotely begin interacting with romeblrs without feeling like a first grader and spontaniously combusting??? That said, forever obsessed with your blog. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Phew

I am glad that you like my content. Take your time to learn about Mark Antony. Read the primary sources first, they are the most reliable if you can read between the lines as most of these are highly biased against him. Since you are new to Roman history as a whole, I suggest you read Mary Beard's book SPQR for basic knowledge then move on to read Plutarch's parallel lives for individual Romans. These readings will provide you with a good foundation and understanding of Roman culture and history. Thank you!

[realnenemuzudal]

Vraždy v kraji poznatek č.1 aneb jsem teprve ve 12 minutě, ale už ted můžu konstatovat, že koncept Ondry jako včelaře-kriminalisty je absolutně geniální (znělka taky banger) 🧎‍♀️

[bbina]

Y’all…the chokehold Park Wonbin has on me is embarrassing🫠 like have y’all SEEN how this man looks, the hair perfect smile perfect eyes BEAUTIFUL his whole entire being ASTRONOMICALLY PERFECT and don’t get me started on his personality bcs I will POP OFF.

In other words…Park Wonbin is the loml and is literally my husband 🫠😍 (he doesn’t need to know)

PARK WONBIN, ONE CHANCE IS ALL IM ASKING FOR🧎‍♀️

(thank you all for listening to my ted talk and y’all have a great day👍)

-🦕

i physically react to anything wonbin drops its actually a little embarrassing... i genuinely start tweaking irl when he drops a selfie or something i do not even fucking know anymore . hes just some guy i know.. whos basically the personification of the man of my dreams......

[keira-kaz2y5]

If they’re remaking Harry Potter instead of the million other better things they could do with the HP world (namely: ‘The Four Founders’ ‘Hogwarts: Origins’ and ‘The Marauders’/ATYD), can they at least cast Andrew Garfield as old Lupin, Ben Barnes as old Sirius, ATJ as James in the flashback death scenes, Sophie Skelton as Lily, Dane DeHaan as Pettigrew, Timothee Chalamet as Regulus Black (again for the flashbacks), Sophia Bryant as Mary Macdonald, Alicia Vikander as Marlene McKinnon, Keira Knightly and James McAvoy as Andromeda and Ted and so on…

If we didn’t get a marauders film series when the og fancast was young at least give us old marauders in the background 🙏🏼

and pls pls pls make wolfstar, dorlene, + more lgbt ships happen and be fully canon I’m on my knees beggin pls 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

not to mention all the Harry Potter era characters that were whitewashed (and I know some people are starting a new fancast for marauders and I love the diversity but it’s been so long and I just cannot see these characters being played by anyone else, sorry)

JKR can fight me 🤺🤺🤺

[creedslove]

The scene in which whiskey wakes up in the lab and gives his ‘ride a real cowboy’ while ginger walks backwards, came up on my fyp on TikTok once again and I realized that one

He looks really tall in those tight pants, they makes his legs look really long

Two, if I were ginger, I’d not walk back, I’d let him ravish me and to hell with saving the world

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

Yessss, that outfit (along with all the other ones throughout the movie) really favoured him, because he looks very tall and fit, though I don't understand the whole discussion around the supposed fact Pedro is short/avarage height? He's 1,80 he IS tall, and yeah of course there are taller actors than him, but he has broad shoulders which help making him look bigger, just put him next to petite actresses (the ginger actress for instance) and you can see he is large™

EXACTLY! like the first time I watched Kingsman I thought it was a ridiculous movie by the way Whiskey gets constantly rejected; like, I would ride that cowboy home until sunset if I were Ginger, but I understand why she didn't want it: he'd just woken up from literally death and she knew his brain wasn't right and they were co-workers so...

But like, Clara turning him down????? Seriously? She's not even that attractive, if anything whiskey is way out of her league because he's definitely hotter than her and that witch refused him to hook up with Eggsy??? I mean what the actual fuck

It's painful to see people don't appreciate the monument that cowboy is 🤠🤌🧎‍♀️

[dilfismstan]

ALL I WANT ARE TED LASSO FICS ABOUT TED😭😭😭PLEASE🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

LIKE LOOK AT THE MATERIAL GOOD LORD😩😩🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

How it feels when you simp for the character who the series is named after

[seiwas]

helloooo sel!!♡

I hope you had a wonderful day today or so far or about to!! and omg you’re majoring in psych😆?!?!? that’s so cool🤩 I have so much respect and love for your career choice🫶

and yes! the fact that things end amicably but it just opens up all kinds of doors and brings up more questions is like bonkers😭 and I agree, reading the trope is one thing but like how healthy can it be for both parties irl like idk😭

And if I were given another to be with him I… tbh I want to say yes that I would go for it, but I also want to say no because I feel weak if I were to cave in that easily LMAO😭 like you know how when reading the exes to lovers trope the two are always kinda like “no! we broke off for a reason, I can’t just go back to them! I have to stay strong!” I feel like I would kinda act like that because I don’t want to be swept up that easily….but then there are the scenes with these tropes that are like “this isn’t right, I can’t be with them! unless👀…” AND I FEEL LIKE I WOULD ALSO ACT THIS WAY🤦‍♀️ like if they’re charm starts sneaking it’s way into the conversation BYE IM GONE💀 I would go WEAK in the knees and fall HARD all over again💀 knee caps GONE🤦‍♀️ (of course this all depends on the fact that if he’s still the same person he was and he hasn’t like drastically changed and become a horrible person or something lol💀 but those are my current thoughts on this topic thank you for coming to my Ted talk🧍‍♀️)

and AW OMG THE WAY YOU SEE YOUR BF IS SO CUTE😭 like all the little things that you see in him and how you interpret them is wholesome🥹 like these characters are just the best and that fact that you see him with all of their best qualities is so endearing like🥹💖🫶😆

and the way he teases you is so funny too (like his teasing is definitely at a atsumu+gojo level lmao), like his eyebrows waggling and the looks like that’s so silly😂 and your relationship is so sweet like the way you guys can still be silly besties but also love one another is so amazing! I just always feel like relationships that have started on the foundation of a great friendship are always so beautiful🥹

And thank you! my day did go well! I actually had a psych class that I had to go to and my professor had started giving us a lecture on sleep stages and dreams so it was really interesting! afterward, I went to this random event that my school was doing with a friend and we got these free air brush shirts and they were pretty cool!

Also I hope you were satisfied with the way your cookies turned out and that it brought you some smiles🥹🫶you’ve also reminded that I’ve been wanting to do some Halloween themed cookies so thank you teehee!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა

AND YES!! ALL THE IDEAS FROM KOI ARE SO GOOD LIKE🤯 koi’s really cooking it up and serving us WHOLE MEALS over here❤️‍🔥

I’ve actually recently picked up hq bc I started watching it for shits and giggles when all the depressing satosugu stuff was happening in the summer and people were talking about how hq is so wholesome and how others should start watching it now that jjk is about to go through an emotional roller coaster and then…well… I now have another love of my life🧎‍♀️whenever something bad starts happening in the anime or manga for jjk now I just sigh and open up a new tab to watch another episode of hq teehee🤭 (I was VERY happy when we all started talking about hq and jjk on here lol)

IM SORRY SEL I RAMBLED TOO MUCH THIS TIME😭 and I saw that you were wondering whether col had regressed ever since tell me about love and I swear to you it has not😭🫶💖 you’re writing is so beautiful sel like there are so many lines that you have written that feel so poetic to me like omg you’re amazing ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

I hope this weekend is treating you well tho sel🥺🫶💕

⭐️ anon!

hello ⭐️ anon!! welcome back 💓 so sweet of you to swing by!! 🥺

my day has been great so far! had an early start and was able to go to the gym after weeks of skipping!! (actually can't believe how much i missed it 🥹 starting smth again after stopping for a while can be so intimidating but i'm glad i pushed myself to do it!!) & i'm graduated already!! hehe but i'm glad you seem to like psych!! what's yours?

i agree!! an exes to lovers can be so messy if not done carefully 🤧 but i completely get what you mean abt not caving in!! but that's so true!! a lot of time has passed and both of you could be very different people!! and whether that compatibility is still there is a very valid thing to consider!! 🥹

and you're so cute nonie omg 😭 i think i describe him w these characters bc it's the only way i can paint a good picture of him for people on here to understand 🥹 but i'm giggling at how you find it wholesome 🥹 + yes!! omg his teasing rlly is at atsumu/gojo level 😭 he makes fun of me a lot too but it never goes too far 😭 like it's always up until the point that i'm still hiding a smile abt it 🥹 and i do love that abt our relationship too nonie!! that he's my bestfriend and bf in one!! i feel like this is why everything i write is a friends to lovers tbh 😭

ohhh!!! sleep stages and dreams is an interesting topic!! im glad you found it cool!! and the event you went to with your friend too!! im happy you enjoyed 💗

omg i just baked a batch after making it rest overnight and i think i messed smth up in the recipe 😭 it didn't turn out good 😭 but i guess it's bc i tinkered around w it so much 😭 i hope your halloween cookies turn out amazing tho!! ive been seeing a lot of snickerdoodle recipes on my youtube lately!!

YES shoutout to you koi @dear-koi omg you're doing god's work feeding the iwa nation over here 🥹

AND YOU PICKED UP HQ??? OMG THAT'S SO EXCITING!! TELL ME MOREEEE!! hq is really wholesome 😭 you only lose games not lives 😭 (but it's still pretty heartbreaking 😭 hq!! is my bf's fave anime and it made him cry like 2 times 😭😭😭) who are your faves so far?? and who's your team!!! aAAAH

and please don't apologise for rambling omg?? i think it's so sweet that you're continually dropping by to chat and share about your day!! 🥹 and oh gosh my ramblings omg you are so sweet for noticing and for coming in here to reassure me 🥺 i think i just think about it from time to time and worry about it ykno! but i'm glad that you feel that way 🥹 i appreciate it so much and am so touched that you still enjoy the way i've been writing the recent additions!!

i hope this weekend is amazing for you nonie, you are so incredibly sweet!