"i want astarion to do crazy things to my vagina" that's not a confession everyone knows that's 99% of what you horny toads want
where's the real freak shit
like "i want to take Astarion to the 7/11 and show him a true horror of creation as i purchase a big gulp and mix all the sodas together"
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“theodore nott is mine”
“theodore nott is my boyfriend”
blah blah blah
HOW BOUT DIS?!?
HOW BOUT DIS.
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Marauders fans when someone mentions the Harry Potter fandom: eww i'm not touching that I'll get neurotypical cooties
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Being brave enough to ask what if everyone's favourite bear elf was instead a twink and also trans 😤
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i am not weak to the pjo reawakening guys finished the 4th episode and was immediately compelled to draw these two losers as loser lesbians
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Something something nie huaisangs revenge Ultimately left him with nothing and he still has no brother and a falling apart clan something something but have yall considered that the dramatic motherfucker just faked his death afterwards and lived on writing erotica vaguely inspired by cultivators he knew?
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(Jon knowing Damian’s heartbeat gets bring up constantly through fanarts fanfics)
Me-yall we need to bring Jon’s knowing Damian’s heartbeat more often yall are slacking smh
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i managed to make my first beat in months by putting on my irony goggles and just having fun. perhaps this is peak music
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REN HANA ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION PLEASE TAKE TIME TO VIEW IT THANK YOU!
Firstly, a wall dedicated to you. Yes it’s real and yes I was not loved enough as a child I’m surprised you could tell!
And of course, a tattoo. Yes this is also real and yes I do have father issues! You’re very perceptive
Me, posing next to my wall. I am very delusional but hopefully it’s like a cute delusional and not a “clinically insane” delusional
Me posing with you < 3 I am scared because I have social anxiety and have never felt the touch of another human being 🥰
Cute photo of us! How did I get it? Don’t ask. You ask too many questions. Silly goose
Look at us! So cute together!
P.S. PLEASEPLEASE ONE CHANCE JUST ONECHANCE PLEASE GOD PLEASE I AM BEGGING PLEASE PLEASE JUST PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING IM LOSING MY MIND PLEASE GOD PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEA
Thank you for reading please accept 🥰
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this is a joke actually dont take it too seriously 👺
also, because of how i like both Ralsei and Spamton you can tell thats the reason why i draw Ralsei like a fucked up creature
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Enid bending down to talk to Wednesday reminds me of:
No wonder Wednesday hates her
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