#TOTALLY!

[chrisrin]

was super inspired by onian's take on gemcyt!cleo (specifically the choice of a rainforest jasper)--so i tried my own hand at a design with it!

[tac-bat]

are you normal about the valley twins?

Yep!

Ignore the favouritism haha

[infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt]

sam collins chest hair do u get me or no

YES?!?!!? i love hairy men AND WOMEN ngh

if he has a happy trail, then he better have chest hair. no questions asked

anon i love u thank u

[f3l1c1af0x]

PAWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZ

well Felicia's pawz because ye

oh and yeah her paws have a different pattern as you cans see

[residentweevils]

so cool having a brand new tiny bestie who telepathically tells me that she thinks i have great fashion sense

[trilliath]

The west coast commentary is always so fucking strange... tonight they watch Justin Schultz score another playoffs goal from the blue line and go, “huh, yeah, depth scoring is nice eh...”

and then two seconds later go wax poetic all “Look at Gourde mixing it up in front of the net, he’s a TWO TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPION you know!” 

Like. Guys. You... you know that Schultz is also a two time Stanley Cup Champ, right?? And has more points in this game? You... you get that??? Or are your brains too tiny to hold more than like three players in your mind?

[useless-englandfacts]

uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[without-ado]

Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada

Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l REUTERS l KendallRust l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[nasa]

Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

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[we-are-all-nobodies18]

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[passionpeachy]

just some starry femme & butch lesbians 🌻✨

(left: any pronouns, right: they/them)