#The Crack

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Is it just me or we barely have any tomarry heist au's??? Like, imagine them teaming up and breaking into places — Tom doing the planning/breaking in and Harry doing the stealing and making plans on his feet if they have any problems. Imagine, everyone is after them but no one knows who they are — and they are ALWAYS successful.

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

The Ruts

The Crack (1979)

[moodywho]

There’s a first time for everything. And a last time.

The Eleventh Hour - The Time of The Doctor 

[archiewantsheetmetal]

Hi! :)

hi bab!!!!y!!!!!

she says hi

[weallfallfromgrace2]

“Proclaim Liberty throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof."

Leviticus 25:10.

"The State House Bell/The Liberty Bell" 1751.

[undeniablycandycane]

Here’s my silly little crossover fanart that no one will understand

[annas-hair-donut]

When It Rains, It Pours

A drabble series written for the FHWM Friday the 13th prompt event.

Doorman Kristoff has a run of bad luck when Anna, dressed as the Morton Salt Girl for her friend's Halloween party, walks into the building with a bluster of wind and a dripping wet umbrella. Is it Friday the 13th? Or is it just Anna?

Part III: The Crack

Anna slipped on some stray grains of spilled salt, but the doorman caught her shoulders. “Thanks,” she simpered, then pointed at his nametag, flashed her eyes at him flirtatiously, and added, “Kristoff.” She took her wet umbrella from him and winked as she walked away. “Miss, watch out for that-” She stubbed the toe of her Mary Jane and fell forward. “-crack!” She forgot about the excruciating pain in her hands and knees when Kristoff's hands wrapped around her waist and lifted her up. She spun around in his arms to assure him, "Don't worry, my mom already passed away.”

Part I: The Umbrella (AO3 | Tblr)

Part II: Salty (AO3 | Tblr)

Part IV: The Elevator (coming soon)

[truthlust]

“If you can’t think to do it in training, what makes you think you will be able to do it in the street?” -Coach Tony Blauer, SPEAR System Self-Defense 🌹💎🔥

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[moodywho]

There you are. What took you so long?

Eleven in The Time of The Doctor

[gemsandjunk]

the two types of billford content

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[bisexualvader]

[wileycap]

I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.

Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.

You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.

You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.

And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"

[sweetteaanddragons]

I have been thinking lately about a universe where Bruce Wayne killed the Joker.

I want to be clear here, since there are so many longstanding debates on this topic: I do not think Bruce Wayne should kill the Joker. I have just been wondering what would happen if the circumstances aligned in such a way that he did.

And to be clear on a related, yet slightly different topic: when I say I have been wondering about what if Bruce Wayne killed the Joker, I do not mean as the Batman. I mean Bruce "Brucie" Wayne.

Maybe it's kind of an accident? Like, he definitely did intend to hit the Joker, but he's Brucie right now, so he's trying not to look like he knows what he's doing while still doing enough damage to keep the Joker from killing someone, and meanwhile the Joker makes just the wrong move and -

And here we are. Brucie just killed the Joker.

Bruce's reaction here is one thing; he has his one rule for a reason, he's just broken it, he's determined to turn himself in -

His family's reaction is a whole different story. How does Cass feel about this?

How does Jason? Bruce has killed the Joker, just like he wanted, but it wasn't for him, not really, and -

And meanwhile, this happens in front of, say, a gala full of people, so now all of Gotham gets to react to it too.

Average Gothamite, seeing the words BRUCE WAYNE, JOKER, and KILLED in the same headline: OH, NO.

Average Gothamite, once they've processed the order those words are actually in: . . . I did not have that on this year's bingo card.

The city's most famous mass murderer has just been publicly killed by the city's biggest employer/philanthropist/source of tabloid harmless nonsense! Three days before Brucie was making tabloid headlines by tripping into a fountain and somehow losing his shirt in the process! Two weeks before, the newspaper was running a retrospective on the Wayne murders and what donation Brucie was making to help the families of victims this year! The article mentioned how one of his adopted sons had also tragically become a murder victim!

Now this has happened, and Bruce is having a breakdown over breaking his one rule, and the rest of Gotham just assumes that this is because poor Brucie thinks this somehow makes him like the man who killed his parents. They send a huge outpouring of support his way. This in no way helps Bruce's actual breakdown.

Ninety percent of Gotham is sure Brucie didn't actually mean to kill the Joker, and pretty much a hundred percent of them support him whether he meant to do it or not. No one wants to have anything to do with prosecuting this mess. Bruce is trying to make it as clear as possible that he will fully cooperate with the justice system and meanwhile an entire gala full of people is suddenly acting like they could in no way have possibly witnessed events that took place ten feet in front of their faces. Did Bruce kill the Joker? Is the officer sure? That doesn't seem like him. Maybe the Joker just tripped on his own. Marble floors, you know. Very slippery.