People say Tumblr is weird, but imagine what it would be like in Wonderland!
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Just saw the weirdest thing.
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A white rabbit.
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With a waistcoat.
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And a pocket watch.
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Fuck it.
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Tea time.
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Tea time.
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Tea time.
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Guys, my husband and I just figured out something about the school we went to. You see, our teacher was a turtle, but everyone called him tortoise.
Because he was a teacher.
He taught us.
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Planting roses
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Fuck painted white ones
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Don't worry think I've got the solution
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OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
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Shit.
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Don't worry, you're pardoned.
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Just had a curious dream.
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U.N.G.C.C. Incident Report: The Gryphon
U.N.G.C.C. Kaiju Subject #25: The Gryphon/Bioengineered Extraterrestrial Probe-Colonly turned Kaiju
HEIGHT: 2-30 Meters (Probe Bats) 100 Meters (Final, Definitive Form)
LENGTH: 4-30 Meters (Probe Bats)
MASS: 8,000-9,000 Metric Tons (Probe Bats)
THREAT LEVEL: 4
FOR AUTHORIZED EYES ONLY
BIO:
Subject #25, classified by Kaijuologists as "The Gryphon", originated from a meteor that impacted Utah, USA in November of 1994. Though the meteor was recovered, an extraterrestrial organism escaped and went undiscovered for three days throughout the midwestern United States, feeding on animals and one U.N.G.C.C. Agent as a bat-like colony. In Kentucky, USA, the colony settled in a forested area where it's believed they formed into a singular mass. The Gryphon slowly took on a definitive form; with the body of a cougar, the wings of a bat, and a prehensile hydra-headed tongue composed of snakes. Its frontal legs sport large clawed hands, spikes along the fingers; and its hind feet feature a mixture of talons and cloven hooves. Most notably about the Kaiju's appearance, there are three crests on the back of the beast's head. It slowly made its way to New York, USA, its presence alerting the attention of another predator which Kaijuologists learned was related to the Gojiran species.
From studying the meteorite where The Gryphon originated, Kaijuologists hypothesized that Subject #25 was engineered by hostile extraterrestrials to wipe out the target planet's populace. With the probes' consumption of certain animals and the death of Agent Pike, scientists discovered that these probes collect the most dangerous lifeforms of the target planet to conquer it. This was discovered by Jill Llewellyn, widow of the late Dr. Keith Llewellyn, one of the many casualties of Godzilla's (II) 1984 rampage. Llewellyn joined U.N.G.C.C.'s American branch in hopes of assisting in the monster's destruction. G-Force quickly mobilized when The Gryphon's rampage began, but troops were decimated by blasts of electricity fired from its wings. As New York became enveloped in an unnatural storm, Subject #25 was struck by an all too familiar blast of Atomic Breath.
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Titanus Gojira, a Gojiran classified as 'Titan' by Kaijuologists, was somehow aware of The Gryphon's presence. This version of Subject #1 engaged in combat against Subject #25, having the ability to fire Atomic Breath, claws, teeth, and tail as an advantage. Its combat style was strangely similar to bears and Komodo dragons. However, The Gryphon has its own claws, the ability to fly and shoot lightning from its wings, used to hold its own against Godzilla (Titanus). The two Kaiju battled in the heart of Manhattan, causing collateral damage and the death toll to rise. Ultimately, Godzilla used its dorsal spines to greatly injure The Gryphon, taking advantage to claw into its insides and tear off its head. Seeing the alien Kaiju being able to somewhat function, Godzilla spiked Subject #25's head onto the torch of the Statue of Liberty, killing the extraterrestrial.
EVENT ANALYSIS: NEW YORK CITY, USA
EVACUATION SUCCESS: 64%
CITY DESTRUCTION: 34.6%
CASUALTIES: 435,000+ (ESTIMATED)
SUBJECT(S) CAPTURED: 1 (DECEASED)
SUBJECT(S) DISCOVERED: 2 (The Gryphon, Titanus Gojira)
STATUS OF SUBJECT: Deceased, killed by Titanus Gojira, its remains gathered and held in Outpost [REDACTED].
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The Gryphon on Amazon is kind of amazing? Stranger Things vibes but German fantasy and way better. But freaking Amazon has not renewed 😭 does anyone know how to hire bots to spam them with requests to do so? 😭😭😭😭
Also it's based on novels that weren't translated into English. I am so sad!
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This show somehow captured my german secondary school experience up in the first 30 Minutes. Pressuring teachers, no friends, no dad and a fuckton of therapy.
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IMDb: : The Gryphon
IMDb: : The Gryphon
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14010168/
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Gryph likes rly very much if u call Gryph with these below
nice Gryphon
beautiful or handsome Gryphon
soft Gryphon
the Gryphon who owns all the Gryphons
the Gryphon all the Gryphons like rly very much
the Gryphon who makes every1 feel nice
the Gryphon no other shud ever leave alone
the only real Gryphon
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Promised myself not to start watching ofmd S2 until I've finished the other shows I started including an Amazon German show called The Gryphon which is pretty good but so cancellable. Could definitely benefit from having actual German bands for a show set in the 90s featuring a kid who works at a record store. Like there's way too much euro/American music in his store. Anyway also need to do a side by side comparison to show the kid is a young version of James McAvoy, they look strikingly similar...
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