#The worst part is

[my-mistake-lets-do-this-again]

i had an incredibly dumb (amazing) idea

J&W dating sim. it starts as a dating sim but gradually transitions into a survival game where Jeeves is hunting you the fuck down

it would be called “Wooing Wooster”

actually let me know if you want to help because fr i have some folks who might be down to help already so it would be awesome to have a team

[houseswife]

you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

[esosage]

Doctor olivia octavius, from the "into the spider-verse" movie, is litterally just the gender bent version of dr. Robotnik from the first sonic movie, and you cannot change my mind.

I mean LOOK AT THEM!

LOOK AT THEM!

[grahoriasfancave]

Thinking about how in a single gameplay Jason (who already has blood on his hands and conscience from an incorrect call) can be faced with the decision to:

let Merwin face the vampires alone

stab Joey

shoot or abandon Clarice

shoot Rachel

lie to Nick about his chance of survival

leave Salim to die

And then thinking about how they find Balathu or Kurum half preserved and suffering and Salim decides they must put him out of his misery. And how when Jason automatically moves to follow through, Salim puts a hand on his gun and says “I’ll do it.”

It’s a choice born of practicality, not kindness. But to Jason, who’s made the call so many times he’s gone numb, it must also be a lifeline.

[anadorablekiwi]

*stumbles in, panting, sweating, heart beating fast*

*collapses on the floor starfish style*

I changed my bedsheets.

*dies*

[happyfoxx-art]

Day 4: Draw a part of the human anatomy you have trouble with. x20, with at least 5 being skeletal/musculature studies.

Well, that was a nightmare. BUT I DID IT. ughhghghg hands. 

[i-am-trans-gwender]

The worst part of being bisexual is people thinking I only date men and women. When I say I also date other genders besides men and women, people I'm told I must be pan. They focus to much on the prefix bi meaning two.

Weird comparison: Guinea pigs are not actually pigs from guinea. Sometimes names are misleading.

Despite the prefix I can date all genders.

I also hate fighting with pan people. Are sexualities are similar yet distinct. I just want to get along and fight queerphobes together.

[insomniac-ships]

>"DNI if proship."

>[proceeds to leave a reply on my post]

????????? Hello????

[larwisko]

Arthur: Why is KiY crying on the floor?

Kayne: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Arthur: And?

Kayne: He got John.

[briarpatch-kids]

I am not supposed to go outside in the next couple days unless necessary. I checked my garden earlier and you could TASTE the smoke.

[iamnotcrying-iamallergictolife]

Seward: A Mad-Man? Being Calm and Reasonable??? I must WATCH HIM CLOSELY to catch him in his SECRET SCHEMES!!!

[anormalkidingotham]

ok but why did the power just go out in the entire city?

[emi-writings]

At some point I am just going to start making up women for the DSMP, we have too few of them.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

its almost 1am I just went to the kitchen for some water and I saw movement on the deck outside and I wandered over and slowly blinked my eyes open enough to examine the scene and my first thought was fuuuuccckkkkk that's a big cockroach and I almost felt fearful at how large it was

and then I realised it was a mouse running around

going to bed right now

[keithywithy]

College is crazy fr. Just saw a girl getting tattooed in her dorm room by some random person with an Amazon tattoo gun. No one was sober

[albinofetus]

Parents/relatives: "Sweetie don't worry you can tell me anything. Remember I promise I won't throw you out. Whoever is touching you in a bad place, I'll make them stop."

Me: "...What if the person that was touching me was my own family member?"

Parents/relatives: "...."