#U LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE

[possumteeths]

Bg3 being like insanely popular is so scary a girl i knew in highschool is a like ~clean christian~ twitch streamer and she keeps posting astarion content anyways u leave that boy alone

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Give me tomarry au where Tom is obsessed with the boy that saves him. It happens during summer of his second year, when the sky rain downs fire and when little Tom had no idea what was a happening.

It happens when the man with scar grabs him and apparates away to a place he remembers vividly. The cold, dark, and damp place where people were loud. And it was hard to breathe but the man held onto him. The man, who would later walk him back to his orphanage, who would tell him he is sorry.

The man who wore cracked glasses, the man who looked no older than fifteen himself — now that Tom looked at him properly. The boy whose clothes were larger than him — and the way he smiled at Tom (pained, and torn). Tom would remember him. Because how can someone forget those eyes. Those avada eyes that glowed as the sky rained down fire that drowned everything. The scar that looked like thunder.

Tom would remember him disappearing after delivering him to the orphanage. The person who saved him as little Tom nearly died because he didn't know bombs were coming, no one told him (he just returned from Hogwarts).

That day little Tom meets a boy no older than fifteen. That day, little Tom learns about shelters that he can go to and that he regrets not asking for the boy who save his life's name. That day Tom makes a decision that he would find him. Find the person with eyes like trapped thunder and brittle smiles. He would find him and not let him go. Even if it takes him a thousand years to do so.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

oooooo we love ourselves an angy boy,, especially one that is still 200% soft for one(1) persons (its u ur th persons)

[confoodles]

Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!

[wrecked-fuse]

Billy and Steve get a lot of grief for being disgustingly into each other but Jason and Eddie take the cake. With Jason trying to extricate Eddie from hanging all over him and Eddie just wrapping around him like an octopus.

Steve, in Billy's lap: And they think we're annoying.

Jason: Damn it, Munson can you let go for a minute I have to tie my shoe!

Eddie: Sugar Plum, let me tie it for you.

Jason: Geez Louise! I can do it myself! *Jason rolls his eyes as Eddie ties his shoes* What else are you planing to do for me that I can do for myself, Munson?

Eddie, mischievously grinning: I can hold it for you.

Jason: Hold what?

Eddie:l When you use the bathroom.

Jason, bright magenta red angrily storms off with Eddie chasing him: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Billy: Steve I love you but I will never hold it while you pee.

Steve: Baby, I am totally okay with that.

Robin, a lesbian who needs more female friends: You are all equally disgusting and I hate this.

Just something funny I thought of.

LMAO i love this ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

[hrtsoldierboy]

Lmaoo image if they end up making tf out in ss5 and that completely fixes sb aahahhaahha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🤣🤣🤣

[dumpsterdivingpossums]

I honestly can’t anymore cause like whenever i see a Hobie fic with it saying any word that utters “Daddy”…AHHHHH- nope. Nope. It makes my skin crawl like.. 😨

I honestly can imagine mf Hobie acting likes this tho if someone said that to him

LIKE THIS MF IS NOT THE DADDY TYPE. OK I THINK WE’VE MADE THAT CLEAR.

[yenforfairytales]

Mike, running into the room: DANIEL--

Chozen, whispering: SHHH! Daniel-san is sleeping

Mike, also whispering: Oh, sorry

Chozen, still whispering: What is it?

Johnny, who was just behind Mike, whispering calmly: There's a fire

[beesorcery]

hello it's part 3 of 3 for my cool fun graphic design adventure!! part 1 and part 2 got too long. to recap i am recreating this t-shirt design but with the magic 8 ball songs instead of city names:

here is the current draft, updated through 3/27 (pittsburgh) (!!!!)

[slythereen]

god bless the usa 🫶🇺🇸

[elline]

little hypno and mx doodads. get em while theyre hot

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

[boxwinebaddie]

hey uncle nina do u happen to have that one para where u talked abt how jersey couldn't say ily during sbst and stan was like super sad abt it? i tried looking for it on ur blog but i can't find it</3

t-the...

tHE DIVORCE PARA???>?@?@?@?3/2/

YOU WANT THE FUCKDISNFN DIVORCE PARA????!!!?!?!

noooooOOOOOOoOooOo!!!!!!!!! :'(

i......Siiiigh.

goddamnit, guys. what happened to 'we hope you heal, uncle nina!' wAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I DIED ONCE??? I GOTTA DIE TWICE?!

but....because i love you very much, i will link it for you.

edit: oh god, i am reading it rn and it is soooo rough, i'm am so sorry. cringe. goofy aa. oof. later today, i might reopen it and just so we can suffer i will have it start mid sbst ( which, assumes i can write the smut which, no promises ) and then have it end with ravenstan leaving ( fuuuck lmao, like that fight does not even end there, we're in H-E-L-L holy shit ) because i hate my life but...anyways....

without further ado,

Please Enjoy The WORST

( and i do mean THE /WOOOORST/ )

Part Of Your Day...Maybe Your Life.

-uncle nina, who is going to request a lobotomy at her doctors appointment to forgot the divorce happened.