#Vampire Legalities

[volterran-wine]

Hey Nathalie congratulations on the house! I know it’s so hard these days.

I had a silly question I had asked before but I didn’t see if was answered but I wanted to know more about the contouring through your eyes. Such as how they rose to power and exactly how they came up with their laws?

I’ve always been curious. Thanks and again congrats and good luck with your new house 🏡

• — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐬

Thank you so much for the well wishes! I will in fact be moving into my new home later this week, which is why I have been away from the blog. There has been extensive renovations as well as a lot of packing, donating and recycling on my part.

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I am going to go out on a limb and guess you meant the conquering. Which refers to the Volturi-Romanian War, and to a lesser degree the Volturi-Egyptian War.

Personally I believe the Romanian campaign took place for at least a millennia, they settled down way before they rose to power and it was no secret that Aro took a liking to gifted guards. Add Caius and his Child of The Moon agenda and they were not exactly subtle.

Within my writing I do headcanon that The Volturi attempted to barter with The Romanians first, they were almost successful but the deal ran sour and rivalries that would last for a thousand years would be forged. Personally I believe Aro despises Vladimir for several reasons. Stefan and Caius also have a strained connection because Caius was almost executed by Stefan when he was a newborn, had it not been for Athenodora he would have been dead.

It was in fact Didyme and Marcus who led the peace-talks.

I think the laws were agreed upon internally very early on. Aro with his knowledge was quite convincing when he spoke of how the vampiric race would not be able to sustain themselves forever the way things were going. Caius was hungry for glory, security and a war so he was not difficult to convince. Didyme shared in the dream of a peaceful future, and therefore a lovesick Marcus agreed without question.

Sulpicia and Athenodora are some of the more reasonable vampires so they fine tuned the early laws with input from the others.

[theninjazebra]

[selkiemaidenfae]

getting into buffy late in the game is so wild beacuse like... what do you mean angel was the favorite love interest?? what do you mean he's supposed to be buffy's true love, supported by the cast, crew and promo materials??

him??

over spike, who's better for buffy in basically every way??

like, 2000s baby here, but before my friend encouraged me to start watching buffy, pretty much all i knew about the show was "vampire show with the lesbian witches and that rlly popular enemies-to-lovers ship"

but now i'm looking at merch and magazines from that time, and angel is the guy everyone loves?? joss whedon gave us HIM

and thought we wouldn't fall in love?? thought we'd go for angel, who has the most clear ~first love interest who either dies or becomes evil to make way for the better love interest~ i've ever seen in my life??

absolutely wild.

[residentsuperhero]

"What can I say? I'm a lot."

i don't post here anymore but I do feel that it was a disservice of me to not upload these pics from my Lestat Halloween 2024 costume to the one place that would truly appreciate them

[fishfingersandscarves]

i have a disease that makes everything a legally blonde the musical au

[kaydensb]

Here is a link for a whole bunch of movies, TV shows and more.

Apparently on my other post about the google drive there were some issues with not being able to get the link to work. So I am making another post in the hopes this one has no issues with the link not working.

Hopefully all the prior issues with getting things to open or show up have been fixed, but if not let me know specifically what isn't working and I will try to re-upload it.

Below is a list of the things currently on my google drive, I will add more and keep updating this list periodically as things get put on the drive.

Audiobooks and Audio Dramas

Fiction

1984 By George Orwell

A Tale of Two Cities By Charles Dickens

Animal Farm By George Orwell

Bleak House By Charles Dickens

Bridgerton Series By Julia Quinn

Chemistry By Rachael Sommers

Daisy Jones and the Six By Taylor Jenkins Reid

David Copperfield By Charles Dickens

Do Not Disturb By Freida McFadden

Dracula By Bram Stoker

Eve of Man Series By Tom Fletcher & Giovanna Fletcher

Fellow Travelers By Thomas Mallon

Frankenstein By Mary Shelley

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe By Fanny Flagg

Friends of Dorothy By Sandi Toksvig

Gone Girl By Gillian Flynn

Gothic Tales By Arthur Conan Doyle

Great Expectations By Charles Dickens

It By Stephen King

Jurassic Park By Michael Crichton

Les Misérables By Victor Hugo

Little Women By Louisa May Alcott

Mansfield Park By Jane Austen

Me Before You By Jojo Moyes

Neon Roses By Rachel Dawson

No One I Knew By A. J. McDine

Oliver Twist By Charles Dickens

Pride and Prejudice By Jane Austen

Red, White & Royal Blue By Casey McQuiston

Sense and Sensibility By Jane Austen

Should Have Known Better By A J McDine

Stranger in the Woods By Anni Taylor

The Complete Sherlock Holmes Collection By Arthur Conan Doyle

The Exorcist By William Peter Blatty

The Girl on the Train By Paula Hawkins

The Glitch By Leeanne Slade

The Great Gatsby By F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Honey Witch By Sydney J. Shields

The Invite By A. J. McDine

The Murder Game By Tom Hindle

The Picture of Dorian Gray By Oscar Wilde

The Promise You Made By A. J. McDine

The Woman in Black By Susan hill

The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop By Fannie Flagg

The Wrong Sister By Claire Douglas

Think Again By Jacqueline Wilson

Torchwood

We Play Games by Sarah A. Denzil

When You Least Expect It By Haley Cass

Non Fiction

A Billion Years My Escape from a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology By Mike Rinder

All I Know Now By Carrie Hope Fletcher

Apparently There Were Complaints By Sharon Gless

Bad Gays A Homosexual History By Huw Lemmey & Ben Miller

Best Foot Forward By Adam Hills

Between the Stops By Sandi Toksvig

Beyond Belief By Jenna Miscavige

Black Mass By Gerrard O’Niell & Dick Lehr

Blown for Good - Behind the Iron Curtain of Scientology By Marc Headley

Boy From the Valleys By Luke Evans

Che Guevara By Jon Lee Anderson

Church of Lies By Flora Jessop & Paul T. Brown

Coming Up for Air By Tom Daley

Dare to Dream By Izzy Judd

David Bowie Made Me Gay - 100 Years of LGBT Music By Darryl W Bullock

Deaf Utopia By Nyle DiMarco

Escaping the Kingdom of God By J. Andrew Robinson

Fahrenheit-182 By Mark Hoppus

Fathomless Riches By Rev Richard Coles

Freddie Mercury The Definitive Biography By Lesley-Ann Jones

Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing By Matthew Perry

From Here to the Great Unknown A Memoir By Lisa Marie Presley & Riley Keough

Help I S*xted My Boss By William Hanson & Jordan North

Karma By Boy George

Letters on Love By Giovanna Fletcher

Mama’s Boy By Dustin Lance Black

Notorious by Raphael Rowe

Once upon a Tyne By Ant & Dec

Our Story By Reg and Ron Kray

Over Our Dead Bodies By Todd Harra & Kenneth McKenzie

Rainbow History Class By Hanna McElhinney

Scientology: Abuse at the Top By Amy Scobee

Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed By Chris Ramsey & Rosie Ramsey

The Church of Fear by John Sweeney

The House of My Mother By Shari Franke

The Mayor of Castro Street By Randy Shilts

The Peer and the Gangster By Daniel Smith

The Phantom Prince By Elizabeth Kendall

Under the Banner of Heaven By Jon Krakauer

Under the Bridge By Rebecca Godfrey

Documentaries and Docudramas

A Lion Called Christian

A Very British Sex Scandal

Abused By My Girlfriend

Aids - The Unheard Tapes

Alex Brooker: Disability and Me

Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing

Bad Influencer - The Great Insta Con

Bowie - The Man Who Changed The World

Boyzone: No Matter What

Children of the Underground

Dancing for the Devil - The 7M TikTok Cult

Daughters of the Cult

Desperately Seeking Soulmate - Escaping Twin Flames Universe

Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke

Dinosaurs - The Final Day with David Attenborough

Dirty Pop - The Boy Band Scam

Driven - The Billy Monger Story

Escaping Polygamy

Escaping Twin Flames

Freddie Mercury - The Great Pretender

Frozen Planet

Frozen Planet II

Good Grief with Reverend Richard Coles

Hatton Garden - The Inside Story

Hell Camp - Teen Nightmare

I Am Not A Rapist

I Cut Off His Penis - The Truth Behind The Headlines

Ireland's Mother and Baby Scandal

Killing Patient Zero

Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

Lewis Capaldi - How I'm Feeling Now

Liar: The Fake Grooming Scandal

Living Every Second: The Kris Hallenga Story

Lord Montagu

Mama's Boy

Matt Willis: Fighting Addiction

Murdaugh Murders - A Southern Scandal

Murder Among the Mormons

My Wife My Abuser - Captured On Camera

Pennywise - The Story of It

Planet Earth

Planet Earth II

Queen - Days Of Our Lives

Sacred Soil - The Piney Woods School Story

Sarah Everard: The Search for Justice

Scientology: Going Clear - The Prison of Belief

Soham: The Murder of Holly & Jessica

Stolen Youth - Inside the Cult at Sarah Lawrence

Strike - An Uncivil War

Strike! The Women Who Fought Back

Striking with Pride: United at the Coalface

Surviving Amber Heard

Take Care of Maya

The Bambers : Murder at the Farm

The Boys - The Sherman Brothers' Story

The Exorcist Untold

The Family

The Krays - The Mafia Connection

The Menendez Brothers

The Millennium Dome Heist With Ross Kemp

The Movies That Made Us

The Pembrokeshire Murders - Catching the Gameshow Killer

The Program - Cons, Cults and Kidnapping

The Settlers

The Times of Harvey Milk

Uprising

Waco - American Apocalypse

Warren Jeffs: Prophet of Evil

Wonders of the World I Can't See

Films

A Haunting in Venice

About a Boy

All of Us Strangers

American Psycho

Armageddon

Bad Tidings

Basic Instinct

Beautiful Boy

Beautiful Thing

Beetlejuice

Boy Erased

Boys Don’t Cry

But I'm a Cheerleader

Chicago

Child's Play

Chocolat

City of Lies

Clue

Contagion

Cool Runnings

Corpse Bride

Dallas Buyers Club

Dawn of the Dead

Death on the Nile

Deck the Halls

Die Hard

Dirty Dancing

Donnie Brasco

Downton Abbey

Edward Scissorhands

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Fried Green Tomatoes

From Hell

Gone Girl

Gremlins

Hairspray

Handsome Devil

Heathers

Heathers - The Musical

Home Alone

Hot Fuzz

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

IT

Jaws

Jingle All The Way

Jumanji

Jurassic Park

Kill Your Darlings

Kindergarten Cop

Kinky Boots

Labyrinth

Legally Blonde

Legend

Les Misérables

Les Misérables: The Staged Concert

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Women

Love Actually

Mean Girls

Midsommar

Milk

Minamata

Miracle on 34th Street

Moulin Rouge!

Murder on the Orient Express

Murdered for Being Different

Newsies

Oliver!

Philadelphia

Pirates of the Caribbean

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Prayers For Bobby

Pride

Pride and Prejudice

Red, White and Royal Blue

Rent

Scarface

Scream

Scrooged

Secret Window

Shaun of the Dead

Shelter

Sister Act

Sleepy Hollow

Star Wars

Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

The Addams Family

The Amityville Horror

The Blair Witch Project

The Conjuring

The Craft

The Crow

The Exorcist

The Full Monty

The Greatest Showman

The imitation Game

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Santa Clause

The Shawshank Redemption

The Sixth Sense

The Sound of Music

The Tourist

The Woman in Black

Three Men and a Baby

Three Men and a Little Lady

Titanic

Transcendence

Twister

Uncle Buck

Unicorns

West Side Story

What We Did on Our Holiday

White Christmas

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Zola

Stand Up Comedy

Adam Hills

Chris McCausland

Chris Ramsey

Daniel Howell

Daniel Sloss

Dara O'Briain

Ed Byrne

Fern Brady

Greg Davies

John Bishop

Rhod Gilbert

Sarah Millican

Sean Lock

TV Shows

90210

Agatha All Along

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Apple Cider Vinager

Being Human

Big Night of Musicals

Bridgerton

Celebrity Race Across the World

Code of Silence

Criminal Minds

Cuckoo

Daisy Jones and the Six

Deadwater Fell

Desperate Housewives

Doctor Who

Downton Abbey

Dynasty

Eyewitness

Fellow Travelers

Fire Country

Friends

Good Girls

Good Omens

Good Trouble

Heartstopper

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

Interview with the Vampire

It's A Sin

Killing Eve

Looking

Mary & George

Mid-Century Modern

Midnight Mass

Missing You

My Family

My Wife and Kids

Nevermind the Buzzcocks

One Tree Hill

Parenthood

QI 

Queer as Folk

Shameless

Sky Med

Sleepy Hollow

Switched at Birth

Taskmaster

The Alienist

The Artful Dodger

The Clearing

The Couple Next Door

The Fosters

The Haunting of Bly Manor

The Haunting of Hill House

The Jetty

The Midnight Club

The Misinvestigations of Romesh Ranganathan

The Pembrokeshire Murders

The Perfect Couple

The Society

The Stranger

The Unofficial Science Of…

The Watcher

Torchwood

Toxic Town

Under the Banner of Heaven

Under the Bridge

Virgin River

WandaVision

White Collar

White House Farm

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[icamehereformidam]

Thinking about in that first chipped-spike episode where he's talking to Willow and she's like "am I not pretty enough, you'd never bite me 😖" and spikes all "no no I've thought about it. I totally would" and it's like a whole metaphor for sex. And then a few episodes later spike and Xander are arguing about how spike would never bite him and xander like "oh yeah you would I'm very tasty". Like ok

[winepresswrath]

I do enjoy Sam Reid being like "as you go into these final two episodes please remember that Lestat didn't want to be on this continent much less in this city. he loves Louis and is not malicious. someone else might be though i couldn't say who."

[ldrloversblog]

Propaganda I’m NOT falling for:

1. Claudeleine (like they aren’t even good together, mid)

2. Devils Minion (someone save Daniel from that orange eyed Devil, he doesn’t wanna be there)

3. Loustat (he literally left him paralyzed and cheated on him like that’s red flag behaviour)

4. Loumand (oh come on, boring. They didn’t even love each other. 77 years wasted.)

5. Lesmand (Armand is delusional there is no way that Lestat likes him or finds him attractive)

6. Lestat loved Claudia (are you blind? He hated her. He let her die. He can share the worst father award with Daniel)

[dreadfuldevotee]

I hope in the bg of season 3, Louis is just constantly swatting 5 year old fledglings off his balcony. I hope he gets 15 different kinds of those anti-birdnesting thingys to try out but still ends off starting his evenings going out with a broom going "shoo shoo shoo"

[volterran-wine]

Hello, I'm wondering one thing... If you know the series "True Blood", let me know how you imagine the situation described in the plot from the point of view of the Volturi. I mean, what would the Volturi's reaction be if they found out that another clan ruling the vampire world had revealed their existence to humans? I'm curious what you think about this and what you think it might look like.

• — 𝐓𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐫

In short; executions and god knows how many humans dead or turned within a very short amount of time.

The longer version; The Volturi is the only ruling coven currently. If another clan/coven crowned themselves rulers and decided to expose themselves to humanity; it is a declaration of war. There would be no attempt at diplomacy because the insult would be to great, The Volturi would call on every ally at their disposal to restore order to the world before it is too late.

The first thing that would be a great deciding factor is the time-frame of this taking place. If it happened in this day and age I believe it would be a much harder thing to cover up with the amount of surveillance humans are under today; as well as how much time we spend online. Either way, every resource would be exhausted to contain the situation and kill, or turn, every human exposed to the secret.

At the same time there would be well planned strikes against this other coven, using as little of their manpower as possible in order to take down every vampire. Caius would be unleashed for sure, and we all know how black and white the law is to this particular king.

Perhaps they would allow one vampire to keep their life, much like they did with Stefan and Vladimir once upon a time. A way for them to tell the coming generations of vampires of their foolish choices that lead to the Volturi smiting them.

[cuntylestat]

ruh roh

[airinsand]

no body gets sub daniel more than I do

I've seen someone say he's in his dom era now. no he's not. he's never had that, have you met daniel? give him armand and that man wouldn't know what to with all that you're all stupid

[mispelled]

Did some genderswaps of my fav fionna and cake characters.. what do you think their names would be

[nicoleanell]

Best part of IWTV discourse is when fans started getting mad at Loumand Divorce jokes because they didn't want to concede Louis was ever, even metaphorically, married to him.

Like to be clear they never did call themselves married in canon. They're way more the "this is my companion/partner" type, and Daniel goes out of his way to call Armand "your boyfriend" (derogatory) more than once. Fandom assigned them husbands SOLELY to make loveless marriage/impending divorce jokes, but somewhere in there Loustat fans got super catholic and insecure about it and to me that's very funny.