#Vampire Obito

[hazardous-who]

Modern Vampire and Reincarnated Witch AU

Pairing: Obito Uchiha / Kakashi Hatake

( In which Obito is a vampire who has lost it all, and Kakashi is reincarnated as a human with dark magic in his blood. )

🚩 Warning for blood and death.

Obito had lost everything.

It started with being shunned from his family, to losing Rin, then losing Kakashi too.

All of his people of importance now gone. Nothing left for him in this world. No love, no family, no place that would ever truly feel like home. No one to confide in that was like him, who only appeared to be human, but was nothing of the sort.

He had become something bitter and mean due to his loss, something pathetically lonely, but couldn’t find it in himself to stop living. Knew Rin and Kakashi would want him to live, no matter the odds. So he held on and endured, blending himself among humanity.

It was just another dull day, where Obito had been on his way home, wandering down the streets at night until he had heard commotion from a nearby alley, the scent of blood hitting his nose just as quickly as the body that was suddenly crashing into him all at once. A startlingly familiar face stared up at him, expression something wild and scared, with pale skin painted black and blue and a nose spilling fresh waves of crimson.

A look so foreign to the man he once knew, but indefinitely Kakashi.

There was a series of footsteps resounding from the alley the man had initially manifested from, a small group of men with bats and pipes quickly making their way closer. An unfriendly bunch that clearly meant to do harm, but judging by the blood already coating their weapons and the man before him, it was apparent they had already actually done a fair bit.

The approaching threat caused fingers to claw desperately at his jacket, a voice he hadn’t heard in years sobbing a broken plea, frightened by the approaching individuals.

“Please help me.”

It had been a long time since Obito had last lost control of himself.

The bodies were unrecognizable when he had come back to, panting as he regarded the bloodied concrete and the sides of the buildings heading the alley. He was soaked in it, grimacing as he pulled flesh from beneath his nails. They smelled so foul he didn’t mind the waste of a fresh meal for once, their blood filled with drugs and toxins he’d much prefer to avoid if he could help it.

He startled when he remembered the man who had ran into him, frantic as he turned to see where he had ran-

But he hadn’t gone anywhere.

In fact, he had knocked out just a few steps away on the sidewalk. If that was because of whatever beatdown he endured or from watching Obito eviscerate his attackers, he didn’t know.

What he did know was he was now in an incredibly complicated position.

- Ending Notes

Little thing from between fics I wrote a while back that never got finished, it was originally gonna be multichapter story with LAYERS, but I had more drive for other things. So you guys can have this- I’m unsure if I’ll actually end up continuing or polishing it or anything. I honestly have a few vampire AU fic wips in my arsenal right now aughhhh...

[bunnyberrypies]

Drawtober Day 1-5: Vampire - Featuring the Uchiha men ♥️

#NARUTO #drawtober #NarutoShippuden #Vampire

Bonus points to whoever can pick out each decade/century they are from!

[ranchuspond]

Naruto AU where Uchiha’s are vampires (just not the undead variety WOOPS)

hashirama is a vampire hunter

[devotedlywingedperfection]

[2] Bound By Blood

TGIF - Friday! My prompt! ✨ I went overboard with this, I’ve been reading way too many romance books/fanfiction for my own good. But I would love to explore this more, I would even write a fanfic, I really love this au.

Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha

Relationships: ObiKaka

Word Count: 1.7K

Info: Vampire AU, Royal AU, Forbidden Love Vibes, Hinting to Past relationship, Biting, Angst, So Gay You Might Cringe

The night had always been the time where Kakashi worked best. There was just something about the peace and quiet during the midnight hours. It allowed him to think, to process, to breathe. Especially when the world felt too heavy, he would come here, retreat himself in the dark shadows of his vast estate. Away from expectations that often came to those with his title.

As a lord in the country, close to the Emperor, he had known privilege, power, authority and control. But no matter how hard one could try, he could never control one thing. That one thing: Obito Uchiha, part of the notorious Uchiha Family.

He had learned, way back then, that Obito was more than just a childhood companion from his youth. No, never that simple. There were whispers, hushed rumors, and finally, undeniable truth. The Uchiha were vampires. Obito being one - hell, that was one dangerous yet fine combination.

He had known, of course, as any nobleman worth his salt did his research. But since the news came out, he hardly talked to him, wanting to distance himself. It felt to heavy. The truth still hung in the air between them like thick fog, unspoken but lyrical, untouchable and fragile.

For years, Kakashi pushed it aside, pretending that the vampire - charming, deadly and unbearably beautiful - would be nothing in times worth. Better be left forgotten.

But Obito would never leave till he took his last breath - which would take decades to happen.

Obito always returned, in the worst moments - yet also the best.

Tonight, like many nights before, the ravenett stood in the doorway of the lord’s study, looking devastating in just a black dressy shirt and grey pants, his cloak from the gathering before gone, and in the pale moonlight that casted on him from the tall windows. His eyes were gleaming red, as apples.

The silver-haired men sat at his desk, his pen writing in smooth dark ink strokes on a piece of paper, trying not to notice the familiar pull, the magnetic urge that drew him closer to the vampire. He had learned to resist it, but sometimes he caved, out of the weight of years and loneliness that gnawed at him in the silence. Missing him only made it harder to keep his distance. And Kakashi had hoped to focus on paperwork, not the man in his doorway.

“You should leave.”, came out Kakashi’s throat, edge dry and his voice cold, as he gripped his pen tighter in a desperate attempt to keep himself grounded. He had to maintain control on what he had left. He had to.

Obito’s smile was anything but funny, rather it was small and knowing, almost sad. He stepped deeper into the room, his presence filling every molecule of air inside, suffocating Kakashi. 

He should be kicking out Obito for the surprise visit, rather than let him take the vacancy of his place. But he didn’t know, didn’t move from watchful eyes as Obito approached the wooden desk, his boots making no sound on the hardwood floors. He leaned against Kakashi’s side of the desk in manner.

“You always tell me to leave, Kakashi.”, he whispered, voice rich and soft like velvet, as he pronounced his name gently. “But I know you don’t want me to deep down.”, he paused, eyes dipping to the paperwork on his desk, before meeting Kakashi’s eyes again. 

“And you know I never will.”

Kakashi’s chest tightened, but he didn’t allow himself to look at Obito fully. His gaze diverted to his papers, scattered across his desk as he pretended to find some nonexistent meaning in them. But there was nothing in this world that held his attention anymore - not even the finances.

Except for Obito.

“I know what you are.” Kakashi emphasized the ‘what’, as if he was saying it after years of hate and ignorance. But it was exactly the opposite. There was no spite in his voice, just a warning for the black-haired man to back off. But the words died exactly the moment they left his mouth, and were nothing but a complaint rather than a warning.

He didn’t flinch. “You always have.” 

The silver-haired man exhaled slowly, feeling the years of restraint slipping through his fingers like sand. He felt every emotion again, the pull, his heart hammering in his chest just at the sound of his voice, betraying his indifference. He didn’t - never - wanted to love Obito. He couldn’t. Not when his love came with eternal darkness, with bloodshed, abuse and with a life bound to immortality and night.

“Why are you here?”, he murmured, strong, voice cool in contrast to his hammering pulse.

“For you.”, his words left his mouth, and he was extremely aware how his actions were effecting Kakashi, slow, teasing and torture.

Kakashi had been caught off guard to those words, even though he anticipated such an answer from him.

“I never asked for this.”, he didn’t dare say his name. His voice had gotten quieter than before, tinged with unidentifiable emotion - and regret. “I never wanted to be part of your world.”

Obito’s gaze softened, a flicker of sadness passing through his now coal-black eyes. “I didn’t ask for you to be so beautifully heartbreaking, Kakashi.”, his voice dropped decibels, barely audible anymore. He reached for Kakashi’s chin, redirecting his face towards his.

His eyes glimmered red again in the pale moonlight, but what fondness that were in his eyes had died to unraveling and unjust desire.

“I didn’t ask you to make me feel things I shouldn’t.”

Kakashi felt his pulse stuttering in his ears as he stared deep into the eyes he once looked at with kindness. Where had the days where they fooled around gone to? His hands clenched the edge of his desk, trying keep himself composed as Obito admired his masked companion. Kakashi hated this feeling - the desperate pull towards Obito, the way his heart ached for someone who couldn’t truly belong to him or be his. Someone who lived in the darkness for survival, someone who couldn’t step into the light. Someone who could never be part of his world, no matter how much they both wanted.

“I can’t be what you want, what you need.” Kakashi whispered, his voice slightly cracking as his emotions threatened to spill over. 

“I can’t be with you, Obito.”

A pained gasp. “I’m not like you, I can’t be like you.”, he cracked out, pulling his head back as he pushed Obito’s hand slowly away from his face.

Obito only shifted closer, now next to him. Obito was in reach now, he had always been, but never this close. He should be pulling away, throwing him out - even maybe storm out. 

But he couldn’t. Not now, not ever.

“I never asked you to be like me - hell, don’t be like me.” Obito said softly, almost tenderly. His hand reached towards Kakashi’s cheek, brushing it lightly with his fingers, that were cold against the warmth of his skin. “I only ever wanted you. The way you are. You’ve always been the one I wanted, Kakashi. The one I’ve been waiting for.”

The words in his tone send shivers down Kakashi spine and through his entire body, each breath hitching every time Obito’s fingers teasingly touched his cheek through his mask. He closed his eyes for a moment, trying to steady - calm - himself, but it was no use.

The temptation was too strong.

Before he could stop himself, Kakashi found himself leaning into his touch, his body responding in ways he couldn’t control. “Don’t,”, he pleaded weakly as Obito’s hand moved from his cheek to the the edge of his mask. “Don’t do this to me.”

Obito leaned a bit closer, and his eyes darkened with desire, with something deeper too -  sorrowful yearning that Kakashi identified too well. “You’re already mine.”, he whispered, his voice deep, almost like a growl as he pulled down his mask so his neck was bare. “You’ve always been.”

Not with a word or warning, Obito leaned further into crook of Kakashi’s bare neck, his fangs sinking into the thick skin. The pain was sharp, sudden, and yet there was something so infinitely intimate about the action - something that made Kakashi’s body tremble, made him forget to years of resistance and withdrawal.

His pained gasp echoed in the room as Obito’s fangs sunk into his skin, filling him with fire, a consuming heat that burned through his grin. He could feel himself weakening, but his grip tightened on the other man’s shirt. He could feel his heart slowing, but not the passion, as something broke in him. He had always wanted this closeness, even if it meant giving up his mortality to Obito, even if it meant he would never be free.

Obito’s grip on his shoulders tightened, pulling the silver-haired man closer as he drank deeply, savoring every single drop of blood. Kakashis vision began to blur, the world spun around him as he forced his eyes to close. There was no fighting it - him - anymore, no pulling away.

And he didn’t want to.

When he pulled away, Kakashi’s breath was ragged, his body trembling and Obito’s hands still possessively gripping his shoulder. He felt…different. Not just physically, but in a way no man could describe.

“You’ve done it now.”, he whispered, voice hoarse, as he gazed up at Obito, his eyes filled with anguish and pain of what he had just gave into, of what had just happened. “I’ll never be free of you.”

The black-haired mans eyes softened as his hands fond their place at Kakashi’s bare face, cupping it with such tenderness that contradicted the hungry, violent bite. “You were always mine. I just need you to see it.” 

He let out a small growl, before planting a deep kiss on Kakashi’s lips. His heart had stopped, his chest tightened with regret, but he couldn’t pull away. Not anymore, not when every part of him, every fiber of his being belonged to Obito.

And so, he would live. Forever. Till the end of time.

Alongside him.

[regret-with-a-u]

There is something wicked in the air...

Making me think about really disturbing things...

Twilight obkk AU

.....vampire Obito would be really hot tho, let's be honest about it for a sec-

[mr-fear]

Naruto: Monster AU (Batbito)

Starting up school again, and I realized way too late that I hadn't taken any time to draw anything I enjoy before I had to go back. So.. I went back to basics for myself and did something self indulgent by drawing Naruto characters from my au that nobody really cares about. Which is totally fair tbh. BUT I'm having fun here so that's all that matters. If anyone is interested in this (unlikely) I'll probably be posting more in the future. In the meantime, though! Enjoy what I've got if you can, and I'll be posting more cosplay stuff soon!

If you made it down here, thank you!! Enjoy an extra little doodle because I'm on my Nanalan era rn-

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

Sasori: Don’t you think I’m already a little like a vampire? I don’t eat, don’t sleep, I’m immortal …

Deidara: Yeah but you don’t drink blood, hm.

Sasori: Hidan does, to an extent. As do Zetsu and Kisame, to larger extents. Are they vampires as well?

Deidara: I guess you could see it like that. Me, I’d rather be a werewolf. I’d be strong and fast and powerful, but still be human underneath it all, hm.

Sasori: Really? *puts his arms around Deidara’s waist from behind, resting his head on his shoulder* But werewolves aren’t immortal. Are you saying you wouldn’t want to live forever with me? How disappointing.

Deidara: It’s not that. It’s just, “forever” isn’t my medium of art, you know? I wouldn’t —

Tobi, coming into the room: You’re both wrong, Senpais. Being a witch is better than anything. You’re human but you can live as long as you want, depending on your magic, AND you can cast spells on people …

Tobi, switching to deeper Obito voice: Much like the one I’m going to put you all under, permanently, one day. 

Tobi: *cackles maniacally then walks off*

Sasori and Deidara:

Sasori: You know it’s not really in my nature to fear many things, but, that guy …

Deidara, shuddering: Agreed, hm.

[limerenceboy]

DAY - 6 FREE DAY (GORE WARNING)‼️

i am just so obsessed with obito as a vampire, here’s him enjoying his birthday feast, happy birthday obito ilysm!!!!

@obito-week

[azvas-as]

Prologue: Beneath the red Moon

When Kakashi begins experiencing strange visions and sleepless nights under the glow of an unnaturally bright moon, his world slowly unravels. Haunted by whispers and shadows that seem to breathe, he finds himself at the mercy of something ancient, something hungry.

With a town plagued by fear and a vampire lurking in the dark. Obsession and horror intertwine as Kakashi’s fragile grasp on reality slips further away.

As his seizures worsen and reality blurs the more Obito struggles to protect him from the sinister force that has fixated on him. But how do you fight a terror that seeps into your dreams and twists your soul?

A crossover-inspired mix between the eerie world of Nosferatu and the Naruto universe!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62052859/chapters/158699386

[thepancakewitch]

Fic Idea - Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire

Not completed/mostly drabbles... Obito Uchiha is apart of a large and powerful coven of vampires and runs into you, the reader!

Reader is a floral arrangement store, meets Obito. Reader has PTSD ( relatable am i right ) from a stalker, almost gets assaulted in a parking lot before Obito kills the assailant. Idc if it’s tropey this is just my SELF INDULGENT AU

Reader is very empathetic and clicks with Obito almost instantly. Flirting at the counter, she’s unsure if she should do anything more due to the stalker experiences.

Flirting with this customer was like playing with fire; it was warm, comfortable, inviting and yet had the power to consume me. It nipped at my skin, scorching it with fear and anxiety for the future; what if he was trying to get something from me? That’s what everyone ever wanted… the thoughts crept in.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. It’s just, I haven’t felt so at ease with another person in a while.” Obito reeled back, folding his arms as he grinned. “You have to be the top sales girl here!” He shot a wink and a finger gun, sticking his tongue out.

You let out a laugh, managing to catch yourself before falling off into the spiral. “I am employee of the month, you know!” You pointed to the wall, your name plastered under the Employee of the Month plaque. Obito walked over, leaning in as his hand rubbed under his chin. He squinted his eyes, smirking as his name was whispered off his lips. It sounded like magic when he said it. Your heart thumped.

“What a lovely name for a lovely girl.” He spoke smoothly, returning to you as he reached out his hand. “I’m Tobi! Pleasure’s all mine, I assure you.”

Your hand reached out to his; hesitancy was in your demeanor, it felt natural yet awkward.

--

Boyish Tobi

Evil/Hunter Obito

--

Uchiha Family oF VAMPIReS HAEHEHEHEE HAHAHAHHAA

Itachi vampire when????/

Sasuke can FUCK OFF INTO THE SUN! - all my homies HATE sasuke

Madara Patriarch

Sadara? Maybe?

--

“Madara is the head vampire. And me? Well, I’m just along for the ride.” Obito remarked. “I do tend to take my time on my meals… I savor them until every last drop is gone.”

[daniel-meyer-03]

Beautiful art that made me read the story and share it with my sister @bluefisted

Night laundry - based on Phlebotomy by @bluefisted

Ok, so I was so thoroughly charmed by this scene where vampire!Obito has to do his chores while also having to deal with his insomniac neighbor who reads smut and notices things. I didn't plan to make all of these panels but I couldn't stop. The whole fic is so so dark and amazing, go read it!

[dolliestfairy]

Yandere Vampire Men x Chubby!Nun!reader

𑁍 Tw; Stalking, Monster-Fucking, Obsessiveness, Somnophilia, Noncon/dubcon, breeding kink (?), biting(obv), harshy grabbing, blood mentioned, virginity-take, the words 'rotten', implied murdering & religious theme. dead dove. Chubby Reader Fics With No Skintone Of Reader Mentioned.

This is a dark yandere fanfiction. if you dont like it then just block me ;) ୧₊˚

୨୧💭 thinking abt yandere!vampire!men who is obsessed with chubby!nun!reader. yandere!vampire!men whos freezing heart is now stuck with you. yandere!vampire!men whos colded heart is melting from fluttering once his eyes meet your plump & round appereance. yandere!vampire!men who eats all the other nuns & peoples who talked down on you. no creature ever should tell you what to do or else he'll rip their jaws off and snatched their ribs open. yandere!vampire!men who wants you to be his spouse, he wants you to be with him forever in the dead life! isnt that sound so spectacular my dear? yandere!vampire!men whos hands likes to touch your big ol thighs while you were sleeping, rubbing them softly up and down. at first it was belly, but the way of where he placed his hands is getting lower as he touch your thighs and later on his hands would touch your pussy and rubbing it softly within his fingers. putting his fingers in the middle of the entrance of your pussy lips. yandere!vampire!men who soon enough is inside you while you're half unconscious. whispering in your ears of how he is your savior and later on you'll get to marry him in the after life in which you just nod while your body is basically served his own. yandere!vampire!men who harshly grabbed your waist and stretch it apart, grabbing it so hard you can really feel his claws makes a pattern of it. it was feeling hurt enough to make you yelp until he start to put his fangs into your neck. pushing through your flesh while the blood slowly came out of the holes where his fangs made. slowing his thrust speed as you felt your body go warm and warm, until your vision start to become more and more blur, when your vision was starting to look white as you passed out at the chruch in the middle of the night where you just handed your virginity over someone or some 'creature' that you dont even know about. as your head and vision slowly and slowly become more unconscious, where you heard the creature muttering "finally, you are mine now."

Those Cold-blooded Vampires Are ;

OBITO UCHIHA, RYOMEN SUKUNA, Geto Suguru, Mahito, Nanami, Sasuke uchiha, VLAD TEPES, Hades, Sae Itoshi, Bachira, HOSHIGAKI KISAME, Mikey, Eren, Jack The Ripper, Kuroo Tetsuro, Semi Eita, Tsukishima Kei, Suna Rintarou, ITTO, Dottore, WRIOTHESLEY, Diluc, Zhongli, Kakashi Hatake, EVERY DIABOLIK LOVERS MEN, Buddha, Johan, Tendou, Oikawa & MALLEUS.

[ikemenomegas]

Too cute

so my cats do this thing where they will groom each other, nap a bit, then start snapping at each other until they have a chase around the house

It was really difficult to cull this list, so I chose ones that seemed fun or obvious from my character list. The experience illuminated the separation and overlap between whumpable characters and ones you want to mess up with your own hands oop.

▷∥ Jihyun (V), Alucard, Joanne Harcourt, Kunikida, Dazai, Jōno, Sasuke, Itachi, Obito, Haku, Jiaoqiu, Sunday, Lucio, Asra, Yoshida

now, this list looks deceptively short, but as a vertical post is excruciatingly long. hopefully there's something for everyone, below the cut!

🐊 read until the end for a few extra treats🐊

Omegas who elicit cuteness aggression:

Jihyun (V)

Extremely biteable, extremely squishable, much more playful rather than passive after he learns how to put up boundaries. He's especially nice to overstimulate because he gets wriggly and does a particularly weird thing where he chirps at you, like calling you, and yes, it is very sweet because it's like a reassurance thing, but also it's a bit silly how it gets faster and more frequent the most overstimulated he is. He does overlap quite strongly with a whump factor. He is very pretty when he cries and when he behaves gently or pitifully this makes him even more biteable. Pounce on him. Nicely.

Alucard

Blonde goth sad boy aesthetic, especially with the season 4(?) outfit, makes you want to hug him. Harder. Harder!!! Squeeze him hard!! Luckily, he's very durable and tolerates this with good grace. Biting is interesting because of the whole vampire thing, which I like to think is mutually erotic if you both bite one another. He develops a bit of a degradation thing at some point, and he'll get cute and bratty if you tease him about being a needy little thing, letting you punish or goad him into compliance. He also has overlap with the whump part of the venn diagram but probably don't squish him when he's actually feeling down. Measure out the cuteness aggression by kissing him lots, it'll make you and him feel better.

Joanne Harcourt (before anyone gets stupid, when I talk about Joanne Harcourt he is of course aged up, having survived having the Earl Phantomhive as a friend and hopefully graduated from fantasy Eton little worse for wear)

Joanne gets overwhelmed easily, and whines and trembles when he is. It is exceedingly cute. Tall and willowy with a shy demeanor, luminous eyes, and lightly wind-blushed cheeks (oxford commas!), Joanne is a true English-rose of an omega in traditional high collars and never caught without gloves. If you want to be the one to mess him up with your own hands, you have to be a little bit willing to growl at other alphas who want to do the same but won't take responsibility for it. However, Joanne doesn't carry a strong "whump" factor. He mostly seems to elicit pity and protective instincts when he interacts with the worse part of Phantomhive's magic nonsense, or the underbelly of London.

Kunikida

I never said acting on cuteness aggression is smart with every omega. The first time you finally give in and just... nibble on him, I think Kunikida would start yelling "ouch, what was that for, what a degenerate alpha doing this where anyone can see" yadda yadda, etc etc, honestly a total diva about it, okay maybe you feel a tiny bit guilty, but that is what you love about him. He has a cranky old man attitude, no filter, and a tsundere demeanor that absolutely doesn't land with everyone, but it's extremely funny to make him mad, you get why Dazai does it, and in your case the more he puffs like a done kettle, the more you want to pin him down and make him yell more (he yells after you leave him covered in marks too 😈, it's a shame you're too tired from making them to do more)

Megumi

Triggers cuteness aggression and is just aggressive rip. Snappish, sullen, extremely shy when he reciprocates romantic affection (because it means confronting feelings besides justified irritation and righteous anger and self-effacement). You'd think he'd have Sasuke energy but he's more grumbly than outright lowkey hateful to individuals but does occasionally exhibit some like, aggressive puppy behavior, including the "gets tired and just lays tummy-up on the floor". He's also a little bit used to it. His... Gojo, Gojo's alpha, his sister's friends (Tsumiki knows him too well to be taken in most of the time), Yuuji, Maki... you get it. It's that cute face and "you can't make me admit I like attention" that draws everyone.

Sasuke

Unlike his glass doll of a brother, Sasuke can take some roughhousing and is used to it... from his brother, but also from Shisui and some other cousins/mentors (more on this later). He's sort of resigned to it when he first realizes his alpha is sneaking in some extra squishing or nibbling (as long as it's not so visible it ruins his image). Later though, he starts to expect it and will pout mightily if you don't roughhouse with him extoling both his behavioral and physical delights. This happens the first time during a heat and he is ruthless after, due to being thoroughly embarrassed. When you tone it down to give him time to calm down... he gets petty. Don't you think he's cute anymore! Why aren't you pinching his thighs or his butt when he walks by, why don't you "sneak" up behind him and burry your face in his shirt! Thus comes a rare moment of him sitting on your lap when you're reading and intentionally being cute and putting your hand on his legs to tell you to get on with it again.

Jiaoqiu

The first thing is he makes cute sounds. When he yawns it's like a kitten or a puppy yawning. If you rub his ears or massage behind them, he can make this high-pitched sighing sound that is so cute it literally can flatten someone. The second thing is that his fur parts are so soft he has to scold you for touching him too much/all the time, squeezing too hard like a rambunctious pup. If you look pathetic about it, he will show you how to grab him in ways that are not uncomfortable (and my even lead to something else 😉). The third thing is he is cute when he is cooking (or making medicine but we have to have some self-control). He hums to himself and shuffles in place like he's dancing when he's cooking, and he's so happy when something tastes good. He doesn't cry but super spicy things still make him look uncomfortable and there's something to be said for having to baby him while he's enjoying the pain.

Sunday

He is typically so stiff and anxious it is very difficult to find him doing anything interesting enough to be considered cute, unless you clock this behavior as just really strange and then it becomes sad because it's to do with the collision of personality and upbringing making him really scared to make a "wrong" move. This isn't the part that inspires cuteness aggression. When he finally loosens up (literally, like his tie isn't tight enough to choke him anymore if he's not keeping perfect posture), that's when this show of trust and vulnerability inspires a slightly unfortunate urge to do to him what you cannot reasonably do to small, cute animals. His alpha feel really badly the first time they leave bruises from grabbing his thighs far too hard. Sunday is scared by the cognitive dissonance of his sculpted persona not being the kind of person to let his happen and the marks being result of an unguardedness that felt so good it feels wrong now that he's out of that headspace. It takes a lot of work both with and without a partner to for him to accept the natural messiness of intimacy.

Levi

Oh boy, another grumpy old man. At this point, I think it's to do with my tastes, but I won't apologize for it! Personally, I find the grumpiness cute, like with a grumpy cat. Rbf-disgruntled Levi is just a cute Levi (can be drawn in for some mutual snarking if in public, otherwise just be near him so he's not awkward and alone), a sleepy Levi is a cute Levi (that needs your shoulder as a pillow stat). He's not so cute when he's dressing down a cadet who nearly took another cadet's head off but at least that's not you because Levi has a competency kink. He has this very alert yet relaxed, dare I say perky, way of walking when you tidy your shared spaces to his satisfaction, it makes his butt look very cute and he kind of knows it. Mostly he's the target of cuteness aggression when you're being intimate together. His face just makes you want to bite him and touch him and make him cry more, he needs to fall apart and let you take care of everything.

Omegas with cuteness aggression:

Dazai

He's someone who makes you want to mess him up. Those big pouty eyes, and soft, mischievous mouth, the lanky clumsiness all puts ideas in your head all too easily. However, your impulse absolutely pales compared to his. Dazai is someone who goes above and beyond the simply "want to bite, want to squeeze, want to pinch" of cuteness aggression (see exhibit A, blowing up an old partner he has complex feelings for's car). He isn't destructive with his Alpha, but he isn't above tricking them into situations he will find them cute or responding in a cute way. Innocent methods include trying on cute accessories and going extra cute cafes so his alpha get excited about the food. Less innocent methods include getting himself used as ransom or putting you in a situation where you experience other emotional upheaval (with a suitable catharsis of course).

Obito (and Tobi)

I mean, you had to see this coming, right? The jokester with a savior complex, ridiculously devoted to the people he loves, puts them on a pedestal. Of course he has moments where he thinks his alpha is the cutest thing in the world. And then there's this itch in his teeth that can't be satisfied by anything except for biting, or wrestling, pushing, shoving, play fighting. A non-massacre Obito tones it down a littlem but he's well known to simply enjoy cute things, small animals, sweet old people, butterflies. No one's surprised that he chooses an alpha who matches this aesthetic sensibility of his. He has ADHD so bad (basically as bad as Naruto) and one of the things he hyper-focuses on is his mate, to the point he'll have something similar to Kakashi vs Guy level fights around the village where his blood is pounding, he keeps looking behind him, grinning like mad because isn't his alpha just perfect, so cute how they can't catch him yet, that focused look on their face, ah, that's a clone, the real one's on his left. They've got him and he's got them.

Jōno

Are all of these omegas a little scary?! Scary pretty husbands. Yes. A rarer but no less beloved breed. It doesn't matter than Jōno can't see you, since he can sense changes in your moods and hear everything (rip to your privacy when he's curious). He finds it extremely cute when his alpha is flustered, if his alpha laughs quietly and no one but him can tell they think something is funny, if his alpha gets irritated by people being rude and uses their skills to fix the problem (or even if they just grit their teeth and bear it to preserve decorum), if his alpha does silly things like stockpile way too much of a favorite snack when it's on sale... He knows some of it's silly, but apparently silly is what love makes you. His version of cuteness aggression ranges from saying he wants you to guide him and mushing himself against your side and grabbing your arms too tight to fantasizing about living his life as a vapor so that he can literally sink into your lungs and tissues. He knows this is abnormal, but so is a lot about him, so he keeps these thoughts mostly to himself and limits himself to using very small parts of himself (mostly with permission) or just pressing himself as tightly to your body as possible.

Itachi

Itachi also elicits cuteness aggression, but his reaction outweighs his alpha's and he also gets overwhelmed with others offering those kinds of outbursts at him so he prefers his alpha not to do it [too aggressively]. His cuteness aggression = his feral kitten energy showing. It started with Sasuke. Itachi finds Sasuke unutterably adorable. However, itach is also very reserved and has limited attention to dispense to others, so apart from holding Sasuke all the time when he was a baby and later finding that his hands sort of clench and his teeth ache when his alpha does something very attractive (mitigated by his shuffling closer and perhaps tugging their sleeve so they scent him thoroughly and make him melty and too weak to do anything silly), he never acts on it. Even when he knows what the feeling is, it's mildly disturbing for him to be hit with a destructive urge directed at someone infinitely precious to him, so he mostly attempts to resist it. He's happy enough with a pillow to make biscuits upon if you give it to him (but he'll also be happy to do something like suck on your fingers).

Haku

Haku has a strong affinity for dark mischief and the attitude that necessity is a good excuse for any course of action. He has no qualms about an urge to squeeze his alpha until their bones creak or shaking them until they're dizzy or gnawing on them while they pat his head or biting at their neck and chest and scratching them silly until even they struggle or, or.... okay better calm down now. Sometimes his mate catches him staring at them with this rather intense look, smiling, leaning his head on his hand. Every time you ask him what he's thinking about, he says something that is either nonsensical, or simply distracting like how he spotted a bird in the plants behind you, or something embarrassing about how much he appreciates you, or some other compliment. It's disarming because he's a teeny tiny bit concerned you'll be taken aback by what's in his head. It's better to fantasize anyway where reality cannot bridge the gap.

Lucio

Lucio has a really bad case of cuteness aggression, and he's both obnoxious and loud about it. He's also kind of a wimp though so it comes across more like his typical bratting behavior and is pretty easy to turn the tables on him. Unlike some of the others, this doesn't quiet his mind and get him to back off but makes him more aggressive. If you get him into a spare room or a dark corner, or even his room since somehow the count doesn't do any counting, trying to deal with him, he just gets mouthier and mouthier until the exertion catches up with him and the energy is all worked out. He'll openly say whatever he is thinking. To others, if they were to hear, it may seem a bit scary, but his alpha treats him more like one of his big hounds, ruffling his hair, tickling his tummy, and his teeth aren't so sharp for them.

Asra

I'm pretty sure he engages in some behavior drawn from this emotion in the game. Asra's icon is a fox and his familiar is a snake, he loves twisty puzzles and causing an innocent amount of trouble. Sometimes you catch him digging his fingers into his scarf or bag and staring at you, his lovely eyes practically predatory. He's entirely unrepentant about it. Biting his alpha is something he portions out, lest they get used to it, because the cute, surprised yelp is part of the charm. His cuteness aggression is primarily contained within his thoughts, during which he will just sit happily or wriggle around in a stack of pillows while thinking about the cute things his alpha has done.

Yoshida

He already "liked" Denji so much he ***** and helped ****** and got him*******, it might be scarier to see what he does to someone he loves. Octopi often cannibalize their mates too, as he frequently reminds you when he starts nibbling on you while you're still knotted together. Yoshida is very good at blending in, remaining just the right amount of visible, but with his alpha, he likes to flirt, to fluster, to make them slightly embarrassed or knock them off balance. He likes to cling and suck bruises on your skin, mostly for him, but it's nice when someone who's looking sees it and gets secondhand embarrassment, especially when his alpha mostly looks shy and a bit pleased, like he's given them an amethyst or ruby or a mother-of-pearl to wear rather than just a bruise.

Honorable mentions:

Fukuzawa and Akutagawa both inspire semi-infrequent bouts of cuteness aggression. Fukuzawa usually tolerates his alpha's with good grace, although he feels a bit cornered if you're loud about it out of doors, he is deliciously quiet, if that's a turn-on for anyone. If you try and bite Akutagawa without warning... you'll end up being very grateful for his good reflexes. He doesn't like it much. He's afraid he'll hurt you so probably don't startle him, okay?

Satoru has a mild case of cuteness aggression, but he isn't used to touching people, so he mainly acts annoying about it when he finds you cute. Sometimes he'll yank you in and rub his cheek on you, but it's all an act, usually to put some nosey omega off. Shisui can be an abominable menace in the same vein, eating with his eyes and storing away every memory of anything that endears him since he's unused to contact not associated with either family or violence. Before he's comfortable, he'll do it the same way, too possessive to let the one he wants completely go, but knowing he can't flaunt a claim he doesn't have with anymore more substantial than his presence. Satoru occasionally does something so cute his alpha wants to run at his screaming to bite his throat, but he usually ruins it by saying something stupid. The same impulse in Shisui's alpha scares him so he does the same, redirecting them, once by giving them a literal chew toy, which was a very low moment for their ego.

Aventurine likes to annoy people he finds fascinating. It wasn't always this way, but he likes to give real excuse to people he's worried won't like him, rather than have them hate him for his eyes or his blood or his money or his unattainability or his slutty waist or any of a dozen other things he hardly has control over. When he finally is interested in an alpha, the interest is both irritating and endearing (for him). When he finds them cute, there several layers of panic suddenly embedded under that feeling, under that desire. This ratchets his emotions up high enough that suddenly he wants you small enough to squeeze in his palms, wants to strangle you with pearls, wants you studded with emeralds and sapphires and rubies like they'd made up a stained-glass window you crashed through. The world made sure he was perfectly capable of very visceral violence and he has a very good memory. He bares his teeth in the mirror and sees if he can scare you off so he can stop worrying about this new vulnerability.

Toge lives daily with the knowledge that opening his mouth could hurt his mate very badly, a fact which easily lends itself to intrusive thoughts. He could make them do anything, embarrass them by demanding cute but embarrassing behaviors, command them to stop breathing unless they're looking at him, tell them come to me and see how far they'll go to do so, beg them to put their mouth on him just so he can see that adorable, glassy-eyed looked they get when they taste him for long enough. In some ways they're nice fantasies, where he has a voice he's able to use, where the danger sealed inside him is dangerous but also, not really because it's not his mate, it's a figment of his imagination. When he sees his mate do something cute, habit denies him, but his chest aches to say something but saying anything normal could have unbearable consequences. Sometimes, when his mate catches him in the midst of these daydreams, it helps him to just squeeze them hard and purr, making some kind of noise that tells them how he really feels.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Alright chat it's time to think ab the valentines prompts !!!! I am thinking. I am having thoughts.

Love at First Bite

Vampire au OR Kakashi resisting his hashtag Hatake instincts to bite people he loves (??)

Or . Kakashi keeps biting people, so specifically to get him to stop, Sakumo lies and says in Hatake culture, biting someone is like a proposal. And if they bite back ur married now. And you wouldn't want to get married, now would u Kakashi? And Kakashi is like "oh no but I already bit Obito, what does that mean D:" and Sakumo is like "Well, I guess that means u proposed. That's so embaressing for u which is why u shouldn't do it again."

Then Obito bites Kakashi in a fight and Kakashi screams in horror bc they have to get MARRIED NOW !!!!!!!!

Otome Game / Affectionate Meter

(Aka Tobirama's personal hell)

Romance sim no jutsu fic where Tobirama wakes up to find otome game mechanics (affection meter and dialogue options) have been added to his life. He despairs.

Thisd just be the romance sim no jutsu au I talked about a while ago tbh

Incubi / Succubus

Incubus Kakashi who's super low key about it. He actually isn't really into sex but bc he can feed off ambient sexual energy, he basically just snacks on the energy radiating off of icha icha all day and is... okish.

Or like. He's not even a fr incubus but the Hatake bloodline limit is actually smthn comparable to that. So he uses it as an example of what it's like.

Obito finds out and loses his fucking mind bc KAKASHI SEX DEMON REAL????? He becomes convinced that he's obsessed w Kakashi bc Kakashi worked his freaky incubus magic on him. Also this means it's suddenly ok for him to be super horny ab Kakashi but he swears it's ONLY bc hes a sex demon, ok?????? He literally can't control it u guys this isn't on him. It's not. He swears.

Meanwhile, Kakashi: *literally just standing there, the only visible skin his hands toes and like a third of his face*

My heart is in your hand (literally)

Regina Mills type beat where person A has person B's heart and can use it to command them. Thinking either mdtb or iztb, but obkk could make for an interesting one just bc of Obito's heart seals.

Festival of love

Senju fuck fest. That's it. That's the fic. The Senju have a festival and the main event is an orgy. The fic itself is just the Madara and Izuna reaction to this terrible, terrible knowledge. The Uchiha are way more conservative and legit horrified at this information. Unfortunately they also JUST signed the peace treaty and village plans so they are now burdened w the knowledge that the annual senju orgy WILL be happening within village walls.

There's no actual smut its pure reaction and implication

U guys get to choose which one you wanna see as a one shot, choose wisely pls

[mr-fear]

Currently living in an era. Which one, I couldn't tell you, but I'm certainly in one right now.

Also, don't ask why this is what I drew, it just kinda.. is. I feel bad for indulging in my own interests at this point because this is the kinda shit I make. I'm all up in that KkObi headspace rn and my feral Gaydar is going crazy. Hopefully someone is able to enjoy this.. interesting au of mine, but if not, I pray this strange phase of mine will pass soon lmao.

Honestly though, I can't thank you guys enough for your patience with me, and I hope to post more, more often!

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(Currently regretting life choices-)

[actuallysaiyan]

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

WELCOME! It's the fourth year of Kinktober and I have a brand new batch of spooks and kinks coming to you!

First, a few things to remember!

I will not be writing any part 2 to any of these. I'm sorry but I just can't promise anything.

If you want to be part of the tag list, answer the form here! Be sure to have your age in your bio or pinned post! I'd prefer is minors DNI! If you don't have an age in your bio or pinned post, you will not be tagged.

LIST:

Breath Play with Daki(Demon Slayer)

Water jets/bath with Hiromi(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Overstimulation with Himeno(Chainsaw Man)

Fear play with Sanemi(Demon Slayer)

Aphrodisiac With Guy(Naruto)

Impact play/villain with Vergil(Devil May Cry)

Praise with Toshinori(My Hero Academia)

Lingerie with Kisuke(Bleach)

Deity with Kenpachi(Bleach)

Breeding with Toji(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Spit kink with Inosuke(Demon Slayer)

Student teacher with Jiraiya(Naruto)

Virginity with Kyojuro(Demon Slayer)

Size kink with Ira(Kill La Kill)

Yandere with Gyutaro(Demon Slayer)

Spanking with Dante(Devil May Cry)

Oral/69 with Tengen(Demon Slayer)

Intoxication with Epsilon(Pluto)

Dirty talk with Hizashi(My Hero Academia)

Cock ring/milking table with Zack(Final Fantasy 7)

Voyeurism/pictophilia with Shikamaru(Naruto)

Werewolves/knotting with Haibara(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Bondage with Gohan(Dragon Ball)

Vampire/infections/blood with Vegeta(Dragon Ball)

Office sex with Gojo(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Free use/CNC with Sasuke(Naruto)

Sex toys/vibrators with Aki(Chainsaw Man)

Camgirl/escort with Geto(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Squirting/cumplay with Kintaro(Golden Boy)

Double penetration with Kakashi and Obito(Naruto)

Age gap with Nanami(Jujutsu Kaisen)

Thank you for another awesome year and another awesome Kinktober!