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aceopmari · 2 years

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Mei Terumi w/a Hot & Popular Daughter Headcanon

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A/N: I’m amazed at what crazy shit I can come up with in my sleep.🥴

Taglist: @ppg-artss @lovelygeniegirl1012 @mercymccann @kakeisumire @aoi-ajisai @mechmoucha @barbellina @nightingaleflow @bonchin @awhore4uchiha

TW: Suggestive themes, semi one sided age gap relationship with teen reader, seductive reader, drug use, character death, arranged marriage, pregnancy mention.

Characters featured: Mei, Kisame, Zabuza, Suigetsu, and Mangetsu, Gaara, Neji, Omoi, Jiraiya.

💄Lady Mizukage became so happy that she had found a man. She was confident that he would propose.

💄When he found out that Mei was pregnant with you, the man left her and she found herself alone once more.

💄Nonetheless, Mei didn’t hold it against you. She raised you and showered you with tender love and care.

💄Mei didn’t like how you mostly took after your father. But you were still beautiful inside and out as you inherited her charisma and curves. And not to mention those luscious lips.

💄The people of the Hidden Mist had lost their minds when they found out that Lady Mizukage had a beautiful daughter. Everyone in the village knew you and watched you grow up.

💄You were very popular in school and had many friends. Mei was even cool enough to let you throw parties at the mansion while she was away.

💄Someone had introduced you to edibles. All your friends watched you happily rampage through the mansion in just your bikini as you broke things.

💄Most people would freak out, but your friends and followers were in complete awe at your boldness.

💄”Y/N’s so COOL!”

💄”Let’s do drugs TOO!”

💄Ao (who was tasked to chaperone the events) didn’t like how wild your parties got. He didn’t seem to like you at all as he thought you were an entitled brat who always got off easy.

💄He was somewhat right though. Whenever something broke at your parties, Mei would instantly turn a blind eye on you and pin the blame on him instead.

💄You were sought after by many men who wanted your affection (as well as your life).

💄Girls around the world hated you out of sheer jealousy. Fellow young beauty, Ino Yamanaka hated you when you were crowned queen of the “Miss Teen Ninja” and the “Miss Ninja Universe” beauty pageants several years in a row.

💄You were more than a pretty face though. Thanks to your dear Mama Mizukage, you were very strong as you inherited two kekkei genkai.

💄Due to this, you earned the title of Beauty of the Bloody Mist.

💄 Mei saw how men were interested in you. Even men from other countries. Although Mei was a little jealous, she was determined to get you a husband.

💄 Mei had you dolled up by professional stylists who did your hair and makeup each morning. You also wore dark blue, revealing curve hugging outfits with fishnets. Whatever it took to attract a man!

💄”My beautiful daughter is looking for a husband!” Mama Mizukage announced one day.

💄Things got chaotic as word spread that you were looking for a man. You were constantly asked out at school. You felt somewhat guilty and responsible for the many male students who were failing as they spent their time in class either staring at your tits or passing you love notes instead of taking their tests.

💄Some guys in the village even fought for you to see who was worthy of your hand until they were covered in blood.

💄You were crushed with letters, chocolates, and flowers that were sent by men all over the world.

💄The craziness didn’t stop there. You even caught the attention of criminals. A sexy terrorist bomber from the Hidden Stone had you feeling smitten when he sent you a love letter about your artistic beauty…

💄…Too bad the tiny clay bird that came with it nearly killed you…

💄There were lots of attempted kidnappings by obsessed lovers who were desperate to marry you. Good thing you were strong enough to fend them off and escape. Didn’t do wonders for the trauma you felt afterwards…

💄”Have you chosen a husband yet, Sweetie?” Mei asked. You sighed as you grew frustrated with her persistence. “No mom, I haven’t…”

💄Mei smiled. “That’s okay dear! I found the perfect suitors from other villages! Have a look!” She said as she gave you three pictures.

💄You recognized each of them. One was Gaara. He was the Kazekage of the the Hidden Sand. He had a cute face and luscious red locks.

💄The next was Neji from the prestigious Hyuga Clan. He had the most beautiful eyes.

💄The last was Omoi, a close aid of the Fourth Raikage. His melanated skin was absolutely gorgeous!

💄”I’ve already arranged for you to travel to all three countries so that you can meet with them for your date!” Mei said happily. You widened your eyes. “You did what?!”

💄Mei already had your bags packed and had put you on a large boat to send you to each country.

💄You met Gaara first on your trip to the Hidden Sand. He was respectful and kind but so awkward and inexperienced.

💄You then went to the Hidden Leaf soon after for your date with Neji. He was so intelligent but very condescending. He indirectly called you a harlot as he wasn’t too keen on your skimpy choice of attire…

💄Finally you met Omoi in the Hidden Clouds. He was very funny but his overthinking nature was a huge turn off.

💄You returned home to the Mist just in time for supper. Mei was disappointed when you told her that you wouldn’t be marrying any of her top three choices. She became depressed, spouting out fears on how her own daughter will become an old maid.

💄Ao who was present at supper, decided to chime in. “Well maybe if you dressed like a proper young lady, you’d have a better chance of finding the right man to marry.” You were stunned by his words. You glanced down at your outfit.

💄Your dark blue curve hugging outfit resembled your mother’s only it revealed your cleavage, midriff, and legs. You frowned at Ao. “What’s wrong with my clothes?” Ao scoffed. “Well for starters, it’s too skimpy! It attracts the wrong attention from men.”

💄He shook his head disapprovingly. “Seriously, is this how young ladies your age like to dress? Back in my day…”

💄Ao rambled on. You flinched seeing a darkened, furious, expression on Mei who has been silent the whole time. She was absolutely fuming at Ao’s words. You shrunk in your seat as she gets up before walking over to Ao.

💄”Shut up. Or die.”

💄Ao screamed in terror at that. You didn’t blame him. Your mom was scary when she was angry. You shrieked a bit when she turned to you giving you a sweet smile.

💄”Don’t listen to him, Sweetheart. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Now hurry up and find a husband soon okay?” She said. You nodded nervously. “Okay, mommy.”

💄Not wanting to upset her further, you decided to survey your options here at home in the Hidden Mist.

💄 The Seven Swordsmen of the Mist were like family. They were your personal bodyguards who followed you whenever you left the mansion. One or two guarded you at a time. You didn’t like it as you just wanted to have freedom. But at least he was attractive.

💄You were walking through the village with Kisame when you heard some men talking.

💄”Hey it’s Y/N Terumi!”

💄”She’s so pretty!”

💄”I’d smash!”

💄You blush at the comments. Kisame sees this and smirks at you. “You’ve grown to be quite attractive haven’t you? Why, if you were a little older, I’d make you my woman…” he joked.

💄A few weeks later, you chased Kisame down in the misty forest when you saw him leave. “Why are you leaving Kisame?! Don’t go!” You cried.

💄Kisame stopped and turned around seeing your tears. “I hate to see a pretty face in tears.” He walked up to you and wiped your tears away with his large blue thumb before putting a finger under your chin to tilt it to meet his eyes.

💄”Come with me to discover a world without lies,” he said with a grin. You shook your head. He sounded crazy and too far gone. “No! I’m not leaving the village or my mommy!”

💄”Thats a real shame, Y/N…” Kisame said as he raised his sword at you. Before you could react, you had blacked out from the strike.

💄You woke up in your room on a comfy large bed. The first thing you saw was the relieved expression of Mei. “Oh, my poor baby!” She cried. She gave you a kiss on the forehead.

💄You groan as you sat up a bit. “What…happened?” Mei saddened. “Kisame attacked you before leaving the village. Chojuro found you alone in the forest.”

💄You frowned. So he did leave. Now you were left saddened. Both Zabuza and Kisame were among your favorites among the swordsmen. Mei saw that you were sad and pulled you into a hug. “I’m just glad your safe, Sweetheart.” Although you were sad, you were grateful to your mom for comforting you.

💄You decided you wanted away from all the drama. You went to hang out with your childhood friends, the Hozuki brothers.

💄Mangetsu and Suigetsu went on deadly missions to prove themselves as capable swordsmen, all while competing for your love.

💄Mangetsu was a friendly gentleman who made you feel safe. He gave you hand kisses and always told you how beautiful you were.

💄Suigetsu was funny and always showed you a good time. He was openly flirty with you, catching you off guard with his sexy smirks and winks.

💄When they came back from a deadly mission, you rewarded them both with cheek kisses. The brothers would then get on either sides of you and kiss your cheeks too. It was practically a routine with the three of you.

💄Suigetsu decided to be his cheeky self. “When are you gonna give me a real kiss, Cupcake? I think I deserve it after that last mission,” he winked. You blushed at that. Mangetsu glared at his sibling. “Be respectful!”

💄Suigetsu smirked at him. “Fine, I will.” He took his water bottle off his belt and handed it to you. “Want a sip?” You smiled and took it. “Sure! Thanks!”

💄You sipped the water, enjoying the cool taste. Suigetsu gives you a toothy grin. “Heh heh heh…that was our first kiss…”

💄You widened your eyes in realization as your cheeks flushed a deep red. You took your lips off the straw, stopping the indirect kiss. Mangetsu just glared at his brother. He wasn’t going down without a fight.

💄Mangetsu asked you out on a date. He took you to a quiet misty forest for a picnic. It was way more romantic than the ones you had with Gaara, Neji, and Omoi.

💄Your dear Mama Mizukage was over the moon when you told her about the date. “Has my baby found a husband from the Hozuki Family? I’m so happy for you, Sweetheart!”

💄”Mommy, we’re not getting married!” You say. Mei glared at you. “Nonsense! No daughter of mine will grow up to be an old maid! I’ll make arrangements immediately!”

💄Mei did just that. Mangetsu was officially your fiancé. He was ecstatic to have your hand in marriage. Men around the world went crazy as they were disappointed that none of them would have a chance to be with you. At the very least, you were happy. Mangetsu was always charming.

💄On top of everything, Mangetsu was just appointed as the newest member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, so he was closely by your side. He insisted to be the only one worthy of guarding you from now on.

💄Everything was happening so fast. Mei even started planning the wedding that you would have in a few years. Mangetsu was kind to take things slow with you.

💄He was there for you when you least expected it, like the one time he killed some thugs who were attempting your life while you were taking a bath. You were surprised when Mangetsu asked to join you.

💄”Don’t be shy. We’re going to be married anyway,” Mangetsu said as he started removing his clothes. He then joined you in the tub and even offered to wash your back. You let him.

💄You sighed blissfully as you felt the suds massage you. You moaned when Mangetsu reached his hands in front of you to wash your breasts. “M-Mangetsu…” you moaned.

💄He brought his lips to your ear. “When we’re married, I’ll wash you like this every night if you’d like…” he whispers huskily. You hummed in delight. “Yeah, that’d be nice.” Mangetsu smiled. “I can’t wait to marry you!” You blushed when he brought his soft lips to your neck, lightly grazing it with his sharp teeth.

💄You and Mangetsu said your goodbyes afterwards. You walked in your room in just a towel and to your surprise you saw Suigetsu. He had broken into your room.

💄Suigetsu backs you into a wall and puts a hand under your chin. “I wanna marry you. Don’t pick my brother. Choose me,” he smiles.

💄Despite everything, you couldn’t help but feel smittened. The fact that he broke into your room to propose alone was really hot.

💄Suigetsu leaned in close and stole your first kiss right then and there. He sunk his sharp teeth into your lip before soothing it with a slow and hot kiss to lick the blood away.

💄Your knees started to give out after the kiss. Suigetsu caught you before you fell to the bed. Your towel started to slip off but he grabbed it just in time.

💄”Stay away from my wife!” You heard. You both turned seeing Mangetsu at the door. He glared daggers at his brother. Suigetsu glared back. “She deserves better! Y/N’s mine!”

💄A fight broke out between the two brothers which resulted in your room to become wet. Mei heard all the commotion and entered the room, before telling both brothers to leave.

💄Mei races over to you, using a rag to wipe the splashed water off your face. “Are you okay, baby? Did it hurt? Are you pregnant?”

💄You stared at your mother in bewilderment as you blushed. “Mom! We didn’t have…we didn’t do anything! Sheesh are you trying to be a grandma?”

💄Mei’s eyes darkened as she deadpanned. “You mean…an old maid?” You sighed before you took time to comfort your mother.

💄Mangetsu had died one day on a mission. Suigetsu was there for you. The next thing you knew, you were engaged to him as your mother had made arrangements.

💄Suigetsu was overjoyed that he would be the one to marry you.

💄Dating him was a rollercoaster. Suigetsu paraded you around the village, with his hand on your ass. He wanted everyone to know who was gonna be your new man.

💄Suigetsu snuck into your room one night and jumped in the bed with you, before taking your innocence away. He was such an aggressive lover and you liked it.

💄”That was fun, right?” He asked afterwards. You giggled and blushed under the covers. Suigetsu held you close and gave you little nibbles and kisses. The two of you continued to cuddle in bed as Suigetsu talked about his dreams of taking all the swords and his future marriage with you.

💄He slept with you a lot after that. Despite the fact that you were both still young, Suigetsu was hoping to paint you with his seed and get you pregnant. Whatever it took to further solidify your engagement.

💄Mei always had pregnancy tests waiting for you after your sessions. It was really embarrassing as Suigetsu was always loud in bed.

💄The hurricane of a romance eventually came to an end when Suigetsu was captured by Orochimaru. You searched far and wide but you couldn’t find him. You were left heartbroken and lonely once more.

💄Mei was just as depressed as you. “Is there anyone who will marry my baby?” You hated seeing your mom all depressed.

💄”Why are you so concerned about rushing me into marriage, mommy?” You asked. “I don’t want you to be a lonely old maid….like me…” Mei saddened as tears welled up in her eyes.

💄You sighed before taking her hands in yours. “Mommy, you’re not an old maid. And marriage isn’t the key to happiness. You gotta find happiness on your own. And well if anything, at least we have each other right?”

💄Tears spilled from Mei’s eyes as she pulled you close for a hug. “Oh Sweetheart, you’re right…I’ve pushed you too far. I’m so sorry!” You rubbed her back. “It’s okay.”

💄You pulled away from her and smiled. “You’ve been working so tirelessly. Why don’t you take time off of work? Let’s spend time together, just you and me, okay?” Mei smiled and nodded. “Alright, dear. If that will make you happy.”

💄You spent several days with Mei for a much needed mother daughter session. You did each other’s hair and nails and went shopping for makeup.

💄”You’re beautiful, baby,” Mei told you after you finished applying lipgloss. You smiled. “Thanks mommy.”

💄You were giddy with joy when Mei bought you a designer Vertachi bag. The smile on your face brought warmth to Mei’s heart. She gave you a signature forehead kisses, making you blush.

💄Later that night, you and Mei dressed up in your sleepwear. You brushed Mei’s hair. It was so long and pretty. After she did the same to you, you both went to her bed and chatted for a bit.

💄Mei gave you a sly smirk. “So tell me…how’s Suigetsu at night?” Your face flushes. “MOM!” Mei chuckled as you hurled a pillow at her.

💄After awhile you both turn out the lights. You slept close to Mei so that she wouldn’t feel lonely. “Good night, mom! I love you.” Mei smiled, a tear left her eye which soaked her pillow. She may not have been married, but at least she still had her daughters love. “I love you too, Y/N,” she said. She pulled you in close and you both fell asleep.

PART 2

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creampie-capital · 1 year

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I originally started this series back in 2017, so most of these are old. However, I've moved all of the Punani-moistening, tear-jerking good stories to the front. They will have ✦ by their names to indicate my best works.

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sasori-anon · 7 days

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Another unfortunate morning...

I have decided to acknowledge my acqaintances, that affect my life in one way or another. I have listed them all below.

Brat - @deidara-anon

Uchiha Puppet in progress - @itachianon

Clever Girl - @izumi-uchiha-anon

Fair lady that definetly isn't triggering my mommy issues - @mikoto-uchiha-anon

Husband of fair lady (unfortunately) - @fugaku-uchiha-anon

Idiot with a mask - @obitoanon

Another nuisance - @shisui-anon

Immortal beauty - @hidan-rp

Friendly neighbourhood shark - @kisame-hoshigaki-rp

To clarify, this is for my convenience, and certainly not because they're my friends...

Who needs friends anyway.

#itachi #naruto #itachi uchiha #sasori #obito uchiha #izumi uchiha #deidara #mikoto uchiha #fugaku uchiha

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sharkb497 · 2 months

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#naruto #akatsuki #kisame akatsuki #kisame hoshigaki #kisame naruto #my draws #sketches #digital fanart #love him #hoshigaki kisame #kisame #kittycat #meow #one peice #fishman #crossover #husband

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allyium-inserts · 1 year

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If Only... Part 2

Based on Naruto Shippuden. Has canon-level violence and death. Mentions of pregnancy. Very fluffy and angsty. I try to follow the Shippuden storyline as best as I can. There will probably be grammar mistakes. Sorry, it took so long, I’m a senior in college so I’m just trying to graduate right now!

Find Part one here!

At this point no one knows of your relationship with Itachi except for the Akatsuki, only Jiraiya knows that’s because he was gaining intel on the Akatsuki and found out that way. But I know for a fact Tsunade has Anbu watch over your cottage. And that Anbu is Tenzo/ Yamato and you both have a deal to not tell your mother who visits and only steps in when you are in danger (even though you can handle yourself)

The only reason the Akatsuki knows about your relationship is because of Kisame’s slip up and that one-time Hidan tried to get in your pants and when you brought it up to Itachi. Itachi was not happy, and it is safe to say that Hidan will never mess with you or Itachi again. At least not in Itachi’s presence

Although you two are not officially married, he has slipped up and called you his wife when talking to Kisame about you. And Kisame never lets him live that down. And you have slipped up by saying my husband when talking to Sakura or Shizune. And they are so confused because they don’t even know you are seeing someone. I mean Sakura totally thinks you are from that one time, but she couldn't confirm it.

When Jiraiya and Naruto leave to train, you totally leave with them to travel again cuz you’ve missed traveling around the land and being able to help other people. When Jiraiya almost gets killed by Naruto, you are the one who saves his life. He is very much in debt to you at this point. One Senju almost killed him, while another practically saved him.

But you three diverge and you continue to do your own thing. And while traveling you meet Hidan and Kakazu a lot considering how much Kakazu tries to kill Hidan. Hidan likes to call you his little nurse, but only when Itachi isn’t around because the last time he did. He wished he wasn’t immortal.

While traveling, Itachi visits and you bring up starting a family because you know for a fact that Itachi to you is like Dan was to Tsunade. Plus, it doesn’t help that both you and Itachi have a feeling that Sasuke will come after him soon. You both go into this long discussion about having children and even though you are both extremely young. You are ready and fully prepared to raise a child on your own.

Itachi would love to have a child with you, and nothing would make him happier than starting a family with someone. Especially after being alone for so long and thinking that he did not deserve love at all. He doesn’t even think he deserves to have the privilege of being a father let own being with you.

You understand his stance and wouldn’t push any further, but he wouldn’t mind trying and if you were to get pregnant then you do and if not, you don’t.

“My Love, after everything I did. You would want to give me that honor?”

“Of course, Itachi, no matter what happened in the past, you deserve to have a family.”

That absolutely melts him, and he does not understand how he is constantly falling deeper and deeper in love with you because each time he falls and doesn't think he can fall deeper. After this conversation, you both would continue to talk about baby names. And decided that if you were to have a daughter, name her Mikoto after Itachi’s mother. For a boy, you would name him after your late uncle Nawaki.

During your travels you hear about the civil war in the Land of Rain, so you head that way to provide medical aid to injured civilians and ninja if need be. Getting into the Land of Rain is extremely difficult to begin with, but because you are an “asset” to the Akatsuki, you can get in easily. Although when you tell Pain that you are going to provide for both sides, he was not happy, but killing you would cause him more issues than he needed now, especially since they are preparing their move.

The people in their Hidden Village often called you The Priestess, which was a name you haven’t heard since you met Itachi all those years ago. During the Civil War, Hanzo had put a few attempts on your life, which did not work. Except there was a very close call where an injured ninja had arrived at your tent. The injuries were serious, so you used a lot of chakras and by the time you were done you were exhausted. In your state of exhaustion, you didn’t realize the ninja had gotten up and threw a kunai through your stomach. When you looked back, he was already dead, and Itachi was standing over his body. You pull the kunai out of your stomach before you start to cough up a lot of blood.

At this point you were bleeding out and your chakra was almost completely depleted. Although your mother had taught you about the Seal of 100 hundreds healing and how to accumulate the chakra. You never truly unlocked it, and you have been accumulating chakra since you were 15.

Suddenly you feel the wound disappearing and your chakra regenerating quicker than normal. By the time Itachi moves to you, your stomach wound is practically closed and just blood covers that portion of your shirt. His heart literally dropped when he saw the kunai in your stomach. He literally could not lose you, the only person in his life that showed him what it was like to love again. In his mind, he will always be the one to die first, after all Sasuke is getting stronger.

“Please don’t leave me yet.”

After your near-death experience, you leave the land of rain and begin to head back to Konoha. During your travels, you run into Jiraiya and Naruto. The first thing you do is check on Jiraiya’s wound and ask how the training is going.

You finally arrive in Konoha and the first thing you do is head back to your cottage near the Nara Forest. To your own surprise, Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, and Tenzo have kept your home clean and neat.

On your walk to the village, the first person to recognize you is Sakura, who was picking medical herbs right outside the village. The first thing she noticed was your forehead seal. Her eyes literally lit up and asked about the seal. You answered any questions she had while you both walked into the village straight to the hokage’s office to talk to your mother.

When you arrive at the office, Tsunade is doing paperwork with Shizune. She stops her paperwork to give you a large hug, much like when you initially arrived in Konoha. You talk and discuss your travels as well as how you unlocked your Seal of 100 Healings.

During this time, you have started to help at the Hidden Leaf Hospital. You also grow close to the Nara family, cuz after all you are one of the few people allowed in the forest. You rarely see Itachi at all until about a week before Naruto arrives.

You are hanging out in your home, cleaning up and getting ready to leave into the forest to collect medical herbs to use. A knock at your door causes you to stop what you are doing and at the door is Itachi. You smile widely because you haven’t seen him in a while and let him in.

During his visit, he tells you that the Akatsuki are starting their plan and probably will not see him very much or at all until the plan is complete. You nod your head and ask how long he will be staying. And ofc it’s not long but he promised to make the most of it. Because after all you both have a feeling that you wouldn’t see each other again.

So, his entire visit you guys do nothing but whisper sweet nothings and make love to each other, because after all of this is the last time, you might see Itachi.

Before he leaves you to try to heal his eyesight, but he denies you and that makes that gut feeling even worse.

“Please come back to me.”

“I can’t promise that my love.”

The next week, Naruto returns to the village with Jiraiya after training for so long. Once Jiraiya hands Naruto off to Kakashi, he asks you to meet for tea. You meet up with him and discuss his intel on the Akatsuki and want it to mean for you as an “honorary” member of Akatsuki. You refuse to break the confidentiality between Itachi and yourself, so you only listen and don’t tell anything specific other than their plan is starting soon, but don’t know when. With that, you leave some Ryo and leave.

You don’t hear from any of the Akatsuki until you are talking to a Nara member in the village and a gray piece of paper lands in your hand as a message from Konan. You politely dismiss yourself from the Nara member and head straight to your cottage to prepare a first aid bag. As you leave the cottage, you are met with Tobi, which teleports you to the hideout.

Once you arrive at the hideout, you are met with an extremely injured Deidara, a dead Sasori, and fellow Akatsuki members. You instantly go to work on Deidara and heal him as best as you can. You practically exhaust yourself healing Deidara and nearly pass out from chakra depletion. After like 6 hours of healing, you have healed Deidara the best you could.

You continue with your life until one day you go to Sakura because you were feeling under the weather. It had been about three weeks since you saw Itachi. As a healing ninja, you had an idea about what was causing the illness. When she confirmed your suspicions, you told her to not tell anyone, not even your mother.

You heard talk around the village about Akatsuki in the area. You ignore the information and go to the closest collection office to collect some blood and resources. Although technically working with Konoha is a way. While being a mercenary any blood or organs you needed you would go to the collection offices and buy them. Just as you arrived you ran into Shikamaru and his crew. When he asked what you were doing here you brought up how when you were traveling you often used collection offices to get blood and organs. What you weren’t expecting was that Hidan was sitting on the stoop of the office.

As soon as you walked past, Hidan perked up and was like “Are you to heal me, my little nurse” with that smirk on his face. You simply replied with, “don’t let you know who hear that” and his face paled slightly until he looked behind you. You just walked in and started talking to Kakazu and the Head person about the recent arrivals and cost and stuff.

Cue the fight scene where Asuma is dying.

You felt bad about Asuma and how Ino was trying to help him, she looked at you pleadingly as a cue to help her.

“Why are you just standing there? HELP US!”

“He’s already dead Ino.”

The shock in her eyes as you said that and the anger behind them was something you haven’t seen since the Civil War in the Hidden Rain Village. You felt guilty but she will learn when to stop trying like you did.

“How long have you been working with Akatsuki?”

You didn’t answer at all. You didn’t have to tell Shikamaru how you met them randomly and then fell in love with Kin slayer and is pregnant with his child. You didn’t have to explain how we were practically a mercenary, so it wasn’t uncommon to run into ting. Everyone looked at you in shock and betrayal.

You simply returned to your cottage and prepared for a transplant that you needed to complete to help a traveling merchant.

You had been requested by your mother to report to the Hokage’s office, regarding the issue. You wanted to ignore it, but her mother’s ignorance of the situation has gone on too long and now we both needed to answer it.

As soon as you arrived you heard the screaming from Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji about the situation. They wanted answers and you didn’t blame them. As soon as you walked into the office you and your mother exchanged a look and you sighed.

“You want answers, here are the answer.”

You explained to them about how you were a traveling healer and that you had run into Itachi and Kisame by chance. And how it wasn’t uncommon to see rogue ninja on the road, and since you weren’t one for affiliations, you healed whoever regardless how terrible they were. You told them everything except your relationship with Itachi and that you were pregnant. After that whole debacle, they were of course still angry for letting Asuma die and the whole situation. You chose to not go to the funeral.

Cue the Itachi pursuit mission and here’s where it gets angsty…

At this point you are like 2 months pregnant, and slightly showing.

So, when you hear about the mission you of course decide to join regardless of what your mother says, and the people involved are confused until your mother explains to them my connection to Akatsuki and your close relation to Itachi. She didn’t go into detail about our relationship but said it would be helpful.

Jiraiya and I made eye contact, and you really had a bad feeling about this, and you knew that you had to go regardless of the protest. Tenzo would back you up in going but Sakura was nervous for your child.

During the mission you are stuck with Sakura and the two ninja dogs. Until there was a bright explosion, that captivated us. You instantly start running that way cuz you knew you had to, there was a feeling. After that investigation, you continued with the group until Tobi popped up, you knew why he was there and why there was this pit in your stomach.

“Tobi, let me through!”

“Tobi only will let Ms. (Y/N) because she gives Tobi candy.”

With that you pushed through unconcerned with the yelling behind and the confusion. Tenzo knew why you had to move forward. I ran until I caught up with Kisame and Sasuke's crew. You were already crying knowing the outcome today will have, but you just needed to see him.

“Kisame please… you know I need to see him.”

“You of all people should know why I can’t let you through.”

I’m the last part of the fight. You pushed through Kisame and ran Itachi, the dehydration didn’t matter, the cold numbing your body didn’t matter, and the rawness in your eyes did not matter. All that mattered was Itachi and seeing him alive and telling him about your child. So, he can die knowing about the miracle you two have talked about.

As soon as you arrived at the scene, a scream ripped from your lips, and you stumbled down the rocky surface to meet Itachi. You ignored the stunned boy and instantly fell to the ground, grasping Itachi in your hands. You started healing him in desperation to see his eyes again, to see the love they carry.

“Please don’t leave me, please! I can’t live without you, Itachi. I can’t… I can’t raise her by myself!” You sobbed loudly as Tobi, Kisame, and Zenstu appear in front of you. You continued to try and heal him as the sob racked from your body, vision blurry with tears unable to comprehend anything around you. “I know I said I was ready to do this by myself, but I c-can’t, please. Please wake up!” Hoping it was genjustu who continued to try and free yourself. You even used your 100 healing seals just so you could see his brown eyes again. You didn’t care that you might be hurting your child, but you just wanted to hear his voice one more time, see his smile one more time. It was too soon for him to go, he still needed to meet his child, he had to meet his child. “We have to take him,” someone said but you couldn’t figure out who, and next thing you know all you are holding his headband to your chest as another loud scream is ripped from your mouth into the air as the Konoha ninja finally reach you. Ignoring their presence, you continue to sob, not caring who sees or hears because, after all the love of your life, the father of your child had just been ripped away from you. Your throat was raw as you finally feel someone put their cloak over you to try and cover your drenched form. The world was a cruel place, and you can think everything is perfect until it all falls apart. All you say, your throat raw from screaming, turning back to them is,

“He’s gone”

#itachi uchiha #itachi imagines #uchiha itachi #itachi naruto #itachi x reader #naruto reader insert #naruto imagines #naruto shippuden x reader #itachi x y/n #angst #naruto #akatsuki #akatsuki x reader #akatsuki reader insert

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kankuroplease · 11 months

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Kisame!? Did I see that right? Explain

I’d trust Kisame with my entire heart, ass, and hand in marriage 😤

If Kisame found someone that loved him wholeheartedly even knowing his past, and didn’t view him as some kind of freak of nature whose life was meaningless, He would absolutely cherish them and treat them right.

His biggest flaw as a husband would be treating his s/o like they’re the classified information to be kept secret at all cost, because they would be his reason to hope and he wouldn’t want to put them in danger.

I’m not saying it wouldn’t take A LOT of patience to get through to him, but I am saying he’d make his way home to the one he loves and would definitely try to be a great partner to them.

#ask #kisame hoshigaki #kpz thoughts 💭#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t use his sense of humor to make you laugh if your mad at him #he’s a missing nin #keeping you a secret is for your own good #he also can get me sea food so he’s automatically a 10/10 on the husband scale 🤣

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ladykissingfish · 7 months

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*Hidan and Deidara, sitting on Deidara’s bed, sharing a pizza and watching scary movies together *

Hidan: Oi, blondie?

Deidara: Yeah?

Hidan: Can I ask you something?

Deidara: *pushes the pizza box to him* You can have the last piece, hm.

Hidan: Not that! So, you’re fuckin’ with puppet-dick, right? And I’m practically married to the old bastard.

Deidara: Yeah, so?

Hidan: So, what if both of us weren’t with those guys … d’ya think we coulda ended up with each other?

Deidara: What the hell? Why are you thinking about this, hm?

Hidan: ‘Cause, okay, me and you are both young, we’re both hot as shit, and we probably got a lot more in common with each other than we do with either of the old farts …

Deidara: I mean … all of that makes sense, hm. But, and you can go ahead and call me gay for saying this, I literally couldn’t picture myself with anyone but Danna, hm. I actually think that guys my soulmate.

Hidan, chuckling: You’re right, that IS fuckin’ gay. But I guess I’m gay too then because I feel the same way about ‘Kuzu. *reaches out and playfully flicks Deidara’s arm* Too bad for me though, ‘cuz you woulda made a helluva trophy wife.

Deidara: … wife? Why would I be your wife, asshole? If anything, you’d be mine.

Hidan: *laughs* You shittin’ me? You’re born to be a bottom, Dei. You don’t know the first thing about being “the husband”!

Deidara: Oh and you do?! Like you’ve ever done anything but lay on your back for Kakuzu??

Hidan: With him it’s different! But with you I’d one thousand percent be the man.

Deidara: Fuck you! I think you’re just —

*Itachi comes in the room*

Itachi: Good lord, I can hear you guys fighting from all the way across the house. And you know what? You both make valid points.

Hidan: So who the fuck is right then?!

Itachi: Really, there’s only one way to solve it: fight. Whoever wins is the top.

Deidara: Oi, that’s stupid, Uchiha! We’re not gonna —

*Hidan suddenly kicks him off the bed with both feet*

Deidara: Oh you mother f—

*Deidara pulls Hidan to the floor, and the two roll around wrestling and punching each other*

Kisame, in the doorway: Itachi, was it really necessary to have them do this?

Itachi: Not at all. But — *grabs the pizza box off the bed* I kinda wanted this last piece, and now that they’re distracted …

Kisame:

#hidadei #hidan x deidara #brotp #hidan x deidara x itachi #🤍💛#🤍💛🍡#the last piece of pizza will make a man do drastic things #hidan #deidara #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #the akatsuki #sasodei #kakuhida

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staystraykay · 2 years

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How Did You Meet Mom? (Baji Keisuke)

FT: Baji X Reader

CW: Fluff, funny, cussing. Very PG

A/N: This is the first chapter in the 'The Story of Us-Baji Keisuke' addition. So welcome aboard. This is the chapter of how you met.

MASTER LIST

Sit back, relax, grab you a drink, and welcome aboard this ride!

"Daddy!" A little girl squealed as she came running out of her room.

Kisame, your daughter, had woken up from her nap earlier than you had planned. You had wanted to spend a couple hours alone with your husband once he got home, hence why you had pushed her and her brother's naps back so late. You were lucky enough to get at least a half hour of couch cuddles before she had come barreling in. Kai was sleepily following in behind her, still rubbing his eyes and clutching onto his cat plushie-the one Chifuyu had dubbed the fake Peke J.

"Hey Princess," Keisuke grinned, shifting on the couch to hold his arms out.

While your son climbed into your lap quietly, resting his head on your shoulder, you daughter clung to her father's neck. She was truly a daddy's girl. Once he got home it was like you didn't exist at all. Kai was quiet when he woke up. His mind needed a few minutes to catch up after his eyes opened. Kisa on the other hand was up and ready the second her pretty green eyes opened up.

"You have a good day?" Keisuke asked as Kisame finally sat down on his lap. Her mess of black hair bouncing as she nodded her head quickly. "What do you?" Your husband grinned as she started to tell him all about the finger painting she did and the sesame street she watched.

"Yeah, your little princess tried finger painting my kitchen walls today." You mocked a scold as you wiggled a finger into her neck, tickling the little girl into a fit of laughter.

"Better than Kai playing with the lighter!" She pointed a little finger to her brother who in all his tiredness just glared at his sister before snuggling his head further into you shoulder.

"He wasn't playing, Kisa. He was lighting a candle." You groan for the thousandth time that day.

She huffed and turned her attention back to her favorite person. "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" She cooed, her big green eyes looking up in wonder at her father. You had tried to tell her before, but she never stayed still long enough for you, or she asked as a nighttime story and fell asleep before you could really get it out.

"Why you wanna know that?" Keisuke chuckled, pushing her bedhead hair out of her face.

She shrugged her small shoulders. "Just wanna know."

"Well, I didn't meet mommy until I was a little older than you." He bopped her nose, starting his version of the story. You could almost see it as he did.

You were about eleven when you met Keisuke. And it was by accident. It wasn't like you went to the same elementary school or you attended the same dojo he had. No, you hadn't known he ever existed until you had been invite to spend the night over at Emma's.

You had been friends with Emma for years. You'd met Mikey a few times, and Shinny had always been around when you and Emma hung out at her house. You had never really been allowed to spend the night before though. You parents were a little overbearing that way. At the time you hadn't been allowed to go many places.

You had begged and pleaded with your parents to let you spend the night. It was Emma's birthday and even though she wasn't going to have some major slumber party with a bunch of girls, the two of you knew you could have some fun. You had cleaned the whole house and made sure to get all A's on your report card, and then begged for days.

When they said yes you and Emma jumped and squealed. It wasn't like the two of you had many friends. Neither of you were into very many girly things, and neither of you liked the girls in your class anyways.

"I can't believe they said yes!" Emma cheered as she helped you take your bags to her room.

"I know." You giggled behind her.

Once the two of you had dropped all your things into her room, you rushed out to the garage where Shinichiro had been. He had promised to take you to the movies for Emma's birthday. Both of you had made sure to wear your cute skirts and best shirts. You were eleven, and boys were big on the brain those days. Both of you were hoping in naive innocence to meet some guys at the theater.

"I'm sorry girls. I have to meet Wakasa in a little while." He said as he hung his head. He had forgotten he had promised when he told Waka he'd go bike riding with him that afternoon. Both you and Emma hung your heads in disappointment. You both had been so excited.

"Come on, Shinichiro! You promised." Emma whined. In all fairness it was her birthday, and Shinichiro had promised to take you.

He sighed and shook his head. "I don't even have to car, Emma. And both of you can't fit on the bike." He shrugged and stood up. "I can take the two of you tomorrow, but that's the best I can do."

As Emma went to complain some more you heard the garage door crack open, and a myriad of voices coming down the small hall from the door to the actual garage. You turned to look over your shoulder as you saw Mikey laughing at whoever was falling in behind him.

"What's going on in here?" Mikey asked, a mocking tone in his voice as he saw his sister whining. Emma rolled her eyes and looked back to Shinichiro.

"Shin promised to take me and Y/N to the movies for my birthday and he forgot." She snipped, crossing her arms over her chest.

"I told you, Emma-" As the three siblings went back and forth you looked at the group of boys who had followed Mikey into the garage. You had no idea who they were then.

Draken even as a thirteen-year-old stood at a near six foot tall, and his hair wasn't long enough for his braid that he would have a few years later. It was pulled back into a small ponytail, his dragon tattoo on full display. At the time, he intimidated you. Only delinquents and yakuza had tattoos.

Mitsuya was always kind. Even then just one look at him and something about him seemed softer than the rest. You could still see his tattoo, and even though that made you a bit uneasy, something about his presence made you less intimiadated.

Kazutora was the next you saw. His black hair pushed back and styled in a way you had only seen local delinquent gang member's wear. And you couldn't miss the massive tribal tiger on his neck. His eyes were wide and wild, and even though he looked like a crazy person, he seemed nice.

Baji was the last one you saw. The first time you ever saw him you could only think he looked oddly normal compared to the guys he was standing amongst. And then you saw the grin and the fang. The second you saw him your pre-teen heart skipped a beat. With his messy black hair and mischievous bronze eyes and that grin. The childhood crush formed right then and there.

"Well, why don't we take 'em?" You heard Draken offer. In that second Baji had caught you looking at him and you turned quickly, attempting to hide the blush creeping across your face.

"Huh?" Mikey and Emma both turned to the nearly six foot tall boy.

He shrugged and said, "We were looking for something to do anyways. And we wouldn't want Emma's birthday to be ruined." He smirked in only a way you could explain as a 'bad boy' grin. "What'd ya say, Emma?"

You watched as your friend's face grew wide with a grin and her eyes gleam. You had heard her mention her crush on one of her brother's friends, but she had never said what he looked like let alone his name. You knew which one it was in that second.

"Really?" She nearly sang.

Draken looked to the other guys who seemed to shrug and agree before looking to Mikey. "Everyone's ok with it, Mikey."

Mikey groaned and looked over at you and Emma. With a roll of his eyes, he grins and says, "A movie sounds fun."

"Ok, let me get you guys some money." Shinichiro let out a sigh of relief and walked inside to find some spare cash he or Grandpa Sano had laying around.

"Thank you, Mikey!" Emma cheered and hugged her brother. "Thank you too, Draken." She smiled brightly up at him, probably wanting to hug him too.

"So, what're we seeing?" Kazutora smirked as he shoved his fists into his pockets.

"Nothing chick-flick please!" Baji added just before Mitsuya jabbed an elbow into his and Kazutora's sides.

"We are fine with whatever you want to watch, Emma. Since it's your birthday and all."

She tapped a finger to her lips to think. We hadn't really thought about what would watch yet. We were going to decide once we had gotten there with Shin. She typically the action movie type, like Rambo and Fast and The Furious. But nothing of that genre looked any good when we had looked them up.

"They're still showing 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' at the theater, I think. I haven't gotten to see that one."

"A horror?" Both Kazutora and Mitsuya gapped.

"Sounds good to me." Draken shrugged.

Baji looked like he suspected the real reason she wanted to see a thriller/horror flick. So that when she got 'scared' she had an excuse to fling herself into Draken's arms. He didn't say anything though. Just laughed under his breath.

"You good with a horror flick, sweetness?"

"Kazutora, leave Y/N alone." Emma scolded, flashing him a pointed glare.

He grinned and held his hands up in defense. "What? I was just askin', and I didn't know her name."

"Y/N." You said nervously, looking down at your feet.

"I like that name." Kazutora winked just before Baji swatted the back of his head.

"Leave 'er alone."

"Y/N, this is ass is Kazutora, and the little vampire is Baji." Emma introduced. Kazutora winked and Baji flashed a small grin. "Over here is Mitsuya-he's nicer than the others. Better manners too." Mitsuya blushed and thanked Emma for the compliment. "The giant is Draken, and you know my brother."

You gave a weak 'Hi' and a small wave. Emma led everyone outside after that. Hoping on the back of Mikey's bike, Emma looked at you as you stood awkwardly looking at all the bikes and all the boys to ride with.

"You want to ride with Mikey?" She asked concerned. She hadn't thought about who you'd ride with or let alone that outside of Mikey, you had just met all these guys.

You shook your head. "No, it's fine. I'll ride with whoever." You didn't want to be a burden or cause any type of awkwardness. So, you'd ride with whoever volunteered.

"Hope on."

You looked just over your shoulder and in that moment, you were sure God had blessed you. Because it had been the handsome Baji who volunteered himself to drive you. You nodded and he carefully helped you on and handed you a helmet to wear before revving the engine and kicking the stand up.

Taking both your hands from behind him, he wrapped your arms around his middle. "Hold on tight." He squeezed your hands, making sure you clasped them together, before taking off.

Your heart was racing the whole trip, and you were sure if it was the bike or Baji that was causing it. Most likely the ladder. You tightened your grip around him and buried your face into his back as he turned a sharp corner behind Draken and Mikey. You could feel the chuckle that rippled through his body.

"Hey, Baji!" You heard one of the boys call from just off to the side of you.

"Yeah?" He called out, the wind muffling his voice slightly.

"What's it like having a Backseat Bunny?" You heard one laugh, and the quick temper you had seemed to kick in. You flicked the bird to who you assumed was Kazutora, earning a ripple of laughs as we pulled to a redlight.

Baji chuckled as he looked back at you then Kazutora to his side. "I don't think she liked that very much, Tora."

"I guess not." He rolled his eyes.

You glared before hiding your face once again as the light turned green and the boys treated it like a street race light. By the time you pulled into the theater parking lot you were slightly shaky. Baji was kind enough to help you off the bike and with your helmet as you had already tried to click the strap.

"It gets stuck sometimes. I've gotta get a new one." He said nervously as his fingers fumbled with the strap for a minute.

"It's ok." You smiled slightly as you saw the small blush forming on his cheeks.

"I think Baji's got a girlfriend." Kazutora teased again just as Baji got the helmet unfastened and off your head.

As soon as he removed it from your head, you turned to side kick Kazutora in the head. Lucky him, he dodged it just in time.

"Woah now!" He yelped.

"I think you pissed her off, Tora." Baji chuckled from behind you.

"Will you leave me alone!" You snapped at the dark headed boy before turning on your heels and strutting to Emma. "Come on, Birthday Girl." You smirked and linked arms with your friend.

"Hey, Mikey, who is she?" You heard Draken ask under his breath.

"Emma's friend from school." Mikey shrugged carelessly.

"Bitch needed to learn to take a joke." Kazutora muttered angrily.

You heard Baji chuckle before saying, "She's got one hell of a kick. She's badass if you ask me."

"-and I knew right then your mommy was the coolest girl I'd ever met." Keisuke finished, pinching your daughter's cheek. "And about ten years later you and your brother came along." He booped her nose, making Kisame giggle.

"Mommy kicked Uncle Tora in the head?" Kai yawned, looking up at you in shock.

"Almost kicked Uncle Tora in the head." You corrected. "And he deserved it." You shrugged, looking up at your husband who still gave you that grin that made your knees buckle the same way they had when you were eleven years old.

"Still badass." He said softly to you with a wink. He leaned over and gave you a small kiss, both your kids gagging at the sight.

"Mmm, and you still give me butterflies." You whispered back.

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yowyowyaoi · 10 months

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Konan: Hidan, can you give me a hug and a kiss on the forehead?

Hidan: *blushes, mutters and does as asked*

Deidara: Hey, Hidan; I know I said I’d pay you back that money I owe you today, but I saw something in a shop that I really want to buy, hm. You’re fine if I just give it back next week, right?

Hidan, through gritted teeth: Yes.

Kisame: Hidan, I know how much you love greens and vegetables. Care to share this salad with me?

Hidan: *sits at the table and starts forcing the salad into his mouth* Okay …

Itachi: Er, what’s going on?

Nagato: Hidan lost a bet with Sasori, so the entire day, he has to agree or go along with whatever anyone says.

Itachi: Really? Let me try … Hidan, later me and Deidara are going to give each other manicures and pedicures; you’d love to join us, wouldn’t you?

Hidan: Y-you bet I would.

*Kakuzu walks into the room*

Deidara: Oooh, this is going to be good, hm!

Hidan, sighing: Alright, I knew this was coming. Go ahead, ask me to do or say whatever crazy thing you’re about to suggest.

Kakuzu: Very well. Hidan …

Kakuzu: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? *pulls out a ring box*

Hidan:

Hidan: … what??

Kakuzu: Sasori told me that the bet was one that you couldn’t possibly win, so I knew that you couldn’t refuse my proposal. So, Hidan … I love you and want you to be my husband. Will you marry me?

Hidan: You asshole! YES! *leaps so hard at Kakuzu that he knocks him over; the two start making out on the floor*

*Sasori walks into room*

Sasori: Ah; I see everything worked out.

Deidara: Danna, what WAS your bet with him, anyway?

Sasori: It was a breath-holding contest.

Deidara: … what??

Kisame: Sasori, you don’t need to breathe, do you? Like, at all?

Sasori: That’s right, I don’t.

Itachi: I know you wanted Kakuzu to win, but, isn’t that sort of “contest” still grossly unfair to Hidan??

Sasori: Apparently not; HE’S the one who suggested it.

The others:

Itachi: So … so he somehow managed to plan being asked to get married??

Sasori: Yes.

Deidara, looking sideways at Sasori: There is so much I could learn from Hidan, hm …

Sasori:

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aceopmari · 2 years

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Akatsuki with a Teammate That’s a Southern/Old Western Belle

A/N: DISCLAIMER: This is based on how Southern/Old Western Belle’s are portrayed as in fiction. This is no way represents how they are like in real life. If the content bothers you, DNI or you will be blocked! Thank you!

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Deidara:

* Let’s just say that if you call him “Sugar Pie” with that accent again, he was gonna have an eargasm.

* That melodic voice of yours was fleeting, just like art itself.

* He was so surprised when he came back to the base to see you in the kitchen with a yummy dish waiting for him.

* “Deidara, I’m glad yer back from the mission, Darlin’! I mades you a fresh apple pie! Dig in, Sugah!”

* Deidara found you to be so alluring and homey! If anything, really sweet! And that pie was just so delicious!

* He enjoyed spending time with you. You were definitely a better partner than Tobi!

* He was so surprised to see you switch from a sugary sweet doll, to deadly the moment you encountered an enemy.

* Deidara eagerly listened to you tell tales about your days as a Hidden Leaf Pageant Doll (and how that darn Ino cheated in the finals) during your days before becoming a S Rank Criminal.

* “Music is definitely an art. I’d love to hear you sing sometime, hm,” he said to you.

* You gave him a charming smile as you winked at him. “Maybe sum other time, Sugah~”

Hidan:

* He was clowning you from the start, the moment you spoke with that accent.

* “Where did you say you were from, Babe? ‘The Village Hidden in the West?’”

* You weren’t no docile girl. “Don’t make me get nasty, Hon!”

* After you snapped at him, you earned Hidan’s respect.

* On missions, he appreciated it whenever you summoned horses for you both to ride on. Definitely beats walking.

* Hidan found you attractive. Especially when you went from sugary sweet one minute to deadly when you attacked an enemy.

* You had a lasso around Fuu’s neck when you and Hidan were tasked to find the Seven Tails. You tugged her roughly by the neck and reeled her like a slave.

*”What are you doing?!” Yoro cried. You smirked evilly at him.

* “I’m gunna take the ‘Little Princess’ back to the castle, and give her sum sugah n’ spice and evrythin’ nice~” you sang deviously.

*Hidan nearly shuddered as did Yoro. You were a real femme fatale

* Hidan loved it whenever you wore those short little dresses with the plunging neckline underneath your Akatsuki cloak. The look of your firm and shapely legs was all too tempting.

* Hidan often called you “Doll” or “Wifey”. He thought it was fitting since you called him “Darlin’” like you were husband and wife. (Hidan wouldn’t mind making you his wife though. He just needed permission from his Lord to propose…)

* Hidan also loved your warm smile that you formed on those red lips as well as that scent.

* You smelled like bubblegum and sugarcane, which was absolutely intoxicating.

* After a mission, you would always treat him to a good beer at a tavern.

Sasori:

* He cannot stand it when you played the banjo and called it art. Not to mention that accent!

* “My, my, yer as prickly as a porcupine aren’t chu, Sugah?”

* Sasori’s eye twitched. Did you just call him Sugar?!

* If it weren’t for the fact that Pein valued you highly as a member of the Akatsuki, Sasori would have put Hiruko’s tail through your “pie hole” by now.

* Overtime, your kind heart was able to melt the cold feeling from the puppet boy. He hadn’t felt this warm inside since he was with his parents…it was nice.

* Quirks aside, Sasori found you to be quite the beauty. One worthy of becoming a puppet.

* He had you model for him in many of your saloon dresses so that he could make some elegant beautiful puppets for his collection.

* Sasori had a taste for the musical arts.

* He loved it when you gave him a private show as he’d watch you dance and sing for him.

* It turned him on when you would raise and toss your skirt to show off your lovely legs.

The Other Members:

* Kisame loved it when you called him Sharky or Blue. Your warm demeanor made made him purple in the face.

* You make him nice comfort food such as cornbred, biscuits, bbq, or taters.

* He liked it when you’d play some music for him.

* Kakuzu wasn’t all about your sugary sweetness, but you were at least more competent than Hidan when it came to a bounty hunt. While you and Kakuzu were on your horses, you’d lasso your enemies by the neck and reel them in.

* He also found it beneficial when you would use your feminine wiles and charms to seduce the bounty collector to get double the money on the reward.

* Itachi loved your warm demeanor. Didn’t know how to react when u called him “Sugah Plum” or when you asked him out to go square dancing (he said yes).

* When Itachi wanted eggs, you’d drag him to a farm to help him chase some chickens.

* Itachi found himself relaxed around you. The two of you would rest in a pile of hay together at the farm and relax, enjoying each other’s company.

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