#WOOOOO this is my SHIT

[emtearzz]

Boxzai

[basilf1res]

Random DP x DC Blurb

And… facts about snakes at the end lmao

So, you know how poisonous creatures (like Poison Dart Frogs or Tiger Keelback snakes (Rhabdophis tigrinus) for example) usually tend to have a bright color scheme compared to their natural environment to ward off predators…

And how it’s typically headcannoned that ectoplasm is poisonous…

ANd imagine that Danny can regrow his limbs…

I give you:

Danny faces off Killer Croc in the street - who just ate Danny’s left hand - flaring his aura and flashing his eerie green eyes while his left wrist is bleeding a mixture of ruby red dotted with electric green.

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This would be a funny one shot or an aspect incorporated into a fic lmfao.

Like, Waylon would be standing there like, “oH SHIT- WHAT DID I JUST EAT” before experiencing some ✨severe✨ ‘food poisoning’.

The Bats are watching this teenager shorter than Tim face off one of their rouges in the middle of the street while puffing himself up like an angry kitten. (Someone’s adoption addiction is going to be fed today)

Danny be standing there like, “BIATCH, FUDKING EAT MORE OF ME, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU”.

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Okay okay okay- so the Tiger Keelback (Rhabdophis tigrinus) is a snake that actually makes itself poisonous by eating poisonous frogs! It’s quite fascinating!

The brightness of the color around their neck/head indicates how poisonous the snake is, so if the colors are bright and noticeable, then the snake recently ate a poisonous frog (of some kind). If the colors are dulled, then it hasn’t had a poisonous meal in quite some time.

A side note: yes these snakes are 👏venomous👏and👏poisonous👏.

Here’s what it looks like if anyone’s curious:

(⚠️SNAKE WARNING⚠️ - if you’re afraid looking at snakes or pictures of snakes🤷‍♀️)

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So cute 🥰

But alas… he bites 😭

I like snakes if you can’t tell. ✨

Sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️

[sme-esh]

AND NOW, I ADJURE YOU IN HIS NAME! LORD, HEED MY PRAYER, SAY IT!

[swaps55]

Not sure what it says about me that I am more alarmed people don't know how to download files from Google Docs than I am about Google's policies.

[kitamars]

AAAAH HE’S HERE! swap!kotetsu ref…….enjoy :D

[shorterstrides-fasterpace]

I ran today!!! It was good!

With any luck, I will run again tomorrow ☺️

[boofindoopin]

Why did my friend just explain to me that the Greek god Ares would be OBSESSED with ducks?????

Her point was valid but still?????

[hiddenworldofmary]

on halloween of 2023

i confirmed i have adhd

[averageludwig]

I love when you guys give me demoman related ideas that I will not get over for like weeks. Like possessed demo??? Hello . why didnt i think of this. Or vampire yuri? Holy shitten

[kogglyuffs]

never too late

[hangmanbradshaw]

Hi bestie, I have more thoughts! 😆 1. Thanks for having the Giants beat the Patriots because FUCK the Patriots. 2. Thanks for the multiple references to Bradley’s long legs. Glen is my beloved, and no offense to him and his hilariously wee legs (my dude is 60% torso) but Miles’ legs… in TG:M where he’s in his jorts, running backwards on the beach. Made me feel some type of way. Ahem. Anyway: you’re killing the game, per usual. Dying for the next chapter!!

ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE PATRIOTS (at least I do. And you do. As the universe intended.)

I laughed so hard at this, thank you. Glen is ALL torso. It's a very nice torso, but it's true. Something about these golf pics of Miles this weekend....I was just like....LEGS, and here we are.

Hinty hint bestie? Here's a snippet <3 (un-edited):

Bradley tossed him the bat and he walked over to the plate. He tried to stand like he’d seen Bradley do, but it felt awkward. He readjusted a bit, but it still felt off. He finally glanced over his shoulder and said, “Okay, what am I doing wrong?”

“You sure you want my help?”

“Shut up and give me pointers, you dick.”

Bradley grinned and kicked off the cage to walk over. His palms were warm through the material of Jake’s sweatshirt as they spread over his shoulders and moved him a bit. “You need to widen your stance, keep your body faced that way.” He moved his hands to Jake’s hips and tapped against his foot with his own. Jake did what he instructed, letting Bradley guide and move his body. He swallowed as Bradley’s fingers pressed into different parts of his body, bringing with them a flush of heat that had nothing to do with the warmth of his palms. Bradley stepped back slightly and said, “Now show me your batting arm.”

He put his arms up and looked over his shoulder. “Is this right?”

“Not quite.”

His body felt cold, no longer lit from the inside out. He blamed the next words on that fact. Well, that and the fact that he really wanted to see those damn pictures. “Show me?”

Bradley stepped forward again and crowded up behind him. His arms wrapped around Jake’s, gripping the bat over his hands. He could feel Bradley’s breath on his cheek as he said, “Like this.” He swung their arms together, mimicking a perfect swing. 

“Right. Okay.”

[blueberrisoup]

fuck your gender norms

[lincolnlogsnfrogs]

it's begun.

[haterlain]

In honor of the new AM album here are some alexes from last year

[bonetrix-arts]

Got my bestie @blurryumbrellas to help me voice this little convo I had with my chat ai of Mave XD Maybe it'll sway your vote towards him for the @original-character-championship? 👉👈🥺

Also if you wanna talk to him yourself you can do so here!

[laymedowntorest]

@icedmetaltea