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sapphire-rb · 1 year ago
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How to tell if your Malroth is a real Malroth or a fake Malroth:
Note: I am not responsible for any mental scaring reliving the mirror scene may cause on both parties.
Other signs of Fake Malroth: · Does not lurk around you · Complains about food/wanting to go to the toilet despite toilets and food being avaliable · No fiery aura · Does not imedeately run to bed when you go to bed
Only the real Malroth can do these things. It is hard-coded into his being. Watch out for impostors.
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yeepof · 11 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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casualfoxwitch · 4 months ago
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habken · 5 months ago
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People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.
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allthatispeculiar · 7 months ago
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maggotmuncher0 · 4 months ago
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flamboyant
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married2mabluntt · 1 month ago
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lowkey mood recently
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thestuffedalligator · 5 months ago
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Hmmmm hm. Okay. Worldbuilding/story idea.
One million years after humanity disappears, octopi and ravens have independently developed sapience. And one day an octopus child and an elder raven meet at the edge of the ocean.
Where is your mother and father? asks the raven. I have no mother or father, says the octopus, blushing pale. All octopi are children. Once we’re grown, we will mate and we will die. It is the first and the last thing our mothers tell us.
But that’s horrible, says the raven. It’s not all bad, says the octopus. We play, we hunt, we make games for ourselves in the deep. Yes, but who remembers your songs? the raven says. Who passes down your stories?
What is a story? the octopus asks.
And the raven thinks about this question. And finally it says: A story is how you remember things in the past. It is how you know where you come from, and what happened before you were born. A story can be a warning, or it can be advice, or it can be a silly joke told to make you feel good. Someone remembers the story and tells it to the next generation, who remember the story and tells it to the generation after them.
And the octopus thinks about this answer. And finally it says: Can you tell me a story?
And the raven tells the octopus a story. And it’s a good story. And the next day the octopus returns and asks for another. The next day it brings its octopus friends, and the raven brings its raven friends, and many stories are shared on the edge of the ocean.
Months later, the octopus returns to the raven. I am grown, it says. I am returning to the sea to find a mate and lay my brood. I will not be coming back. I’m sorry.
I will miss your company, says the raven.
I have one thing to ask you, says the octopus. In time my children will come to the edge of the ocean. I would like you to tell them a story I have made. And when they have stories of their own, I would like your children to remember them and pass them down to my children’s children.
Of course, says the raven. What is your story about?
And the octopus thinks, and says: It is about an octopus child and an elder raven who meet at the edge of the ocean.
And this story has been passed down to this day.
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
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hauntedvivvian · 1 month ago
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To anyone who sees this, I wish you warm fuzzy blankets and your preferred choice of milk or tea. Now go sleep sleep!!
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soupsail · 11 days ago
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mini series of posting older art here since my schewpid schewpid twitter acc is gone and my art isnt on there anymkre😭💔
ill probs be super duper annoying and post daily tee hee !!😋
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allthatispeculiar · 6 months ago
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 months ago
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From this
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lovertm · 24 days ago
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