#YEAH IM GONCHAROVING THIS

[riacte]

🛸 exterrasexymenpoll Follow

Vote for your favourite sexyman in the Exterra racing industry!

THE RED KING from TEAM DOGWARTS and BLUE BATS

vs

QUEEN OF HEARTS from TEAM BLUE BATS

For our other semi-final— BLUE BALLS from TEAM COBALT CATMAIDS vs THE HAND from TEAM DOGWARTS please vote here!

Poll closes at 8pm Intergalatic Central Time. Campaign all you like.

Spamming about van’ilah extract in the comments will result in an instant ban (yeah, we know the meme’s going around sunblr, but let’s keep this poll somewhat sensible, okay?)

Requests about including THE Blue Stalker will also result in an instant ban. This blog does not condone attempted murder, harassment, stalking, violence, etc etc.

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE NAWT MY ICONIC DIVORCED PARENTS 😭😭😭😭 I’M PROPELLED INTO THE STRATOSPHEREEEEEE

voting for qoh bc rk would’ve wanted it 🥺 i miss them forever and forever ueueue

also sorry but the blue stalker is the ultimate exterra sexyman. those fanfic authors gave them so much personality when all they want is to unalive rk 😩 rotating the iconic enemies to lovers 20k oneshot in my brain

🦇 starshipspachelbel Follow

I’m more surprised by how Blue Balls is in the semi-finals

Anyways I’ll be voting for RK, he’s a pathetic wet paper bag of a Lykos lmfao <3

👽 blueballs Follow

dude my name is blueballs how did you NOT expect me to be in the semifinals lmao

🦇 starshipspachelbel Follow

HELP NOT A CC (Crew / Comms) NOTICE EXTERRABLR SCATTER

☄️ cosmiclovee Follow

I BELIEVE IN BLUEBALLS SUPREMACY #BALLSWEEP

By the way, QoH stans rise!! Did you forget our awakening? Remember the starry suit she wore for the 2109 gala and how everyone was immediately like 😳??? And she rolled up the sleeves?? Remember the x reader fics on Launchpad?

🪓 handoftheking Follow

Yeah, because I’ve read them. Hey, some fics were pretty good.

I also voted for Queen of Hearts. I mean, just look her at her. And as a fellow Lumian, I’m obliged haha.

☄️ cosmiclovee Follow

… Oops, total containment breach now? Mods I’m sorry, you guys don’t have to eat the spaceship that you promised to—

But onto more important things: RK’s own GUNNER didn’t vote for HIM??? And voted for QoH??? LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS. the total betrayal. it feels like he’s cheating. the disrespect for RK. i love it.

Also, Hand, you read QoH x reader fics? Any recs lmao? And did you read the bad boy RK ones?

🌲 dilfkisser Follow

So I’m learning from my dash that the Hand himself voted for QoH over RK???? My Treebark ship just sank in two seconds. Wtf.

#BALLSWEEP btw

🥂redkingsboyfriend Follow

Lololol the Hand’s narcissism is really showing. Look at him voting for his pre-transition self. He’s so vain.

@/exterrasexymenpoll can you please remove the Hand’s deadname? It’s disrespectful to transgender people.

📺 saintswept Follow

are you fucking for real, believing in the trans qoh/hand theory in this year?? they’re completely different people. shut up and ship treebark lmao

still funny that the hand didn’t vote for his bf and went for his bf’s ex gunner—

💫 concorp-official Follow

Hey, I know sunblr hates corporations but as the CEO of ConCorp, I feel rather… mystified that I got out in the first round. Was my mad scientist jacket not enough?

Personally I’m surprised that Xisuma Void got further than me. Anyways, supporting the Queen of Hearts.

👬 kissinghomiesgnight Follow

??? Look at how much this poll breached containment? First a CC notice, and then a racer notice, and now a fucking CORPORATION??? Mr Cubfan I am So Sorry but I think people were just too excited to vote for the Catmaid—

[mjulmjul]

Katya / Goncharov

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay look, the real reason that zepotha shit is never gonna be Goncharov (besides it being a marketing ploy) is because Goncharov was treated like a fandom (collaborative including celebrities, built upon over time, openly fictional) & zepotha is treated like a tiktok trend (no collaboration, dies fast, treated like reality recklessly). it doesn't matter if it's interesting or cool or what, they've been built on completely different foundations. you're comparing Spiderverse to Endgame here. hydrogen bomb VS coughing baby. zepotha will never have Lynda Carter & Martin Scorsese's approval.

[shrugsinchinese]

God forbid women do anything

[podcastwizard]

someone's gonna interview that old man and ask him about goncharov and it's just gonna kill him it's just gonna kill that man

[alpacinoinheat]

goncharov moodboard • goncharov

[invaderlynx]

Some Ice Pick Joe memes because no one ever talks about all the shit this guy went through

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I'm sure someone else has done this already but my favourite part is how accurately the AI captured the midnight hockey scene!

Personally I think it was one of the most iconic parts of the movie but I'm a sucker for the cuts back and forth between the dancing scene and the hockey scene.

[funnyscienceman]

someday ill make a tier list of all the movies i subjected myself to trying to understand the mafia/noir genre, and i will lament that goncharov isn't real

[vonlipvig]

adding the navidson record (1993) to my letterboxd watchlist

[deadthingposting]

So only by like out of context spoilers I want to one give my sincere condolences to the good omens Fandom but also interest you in the fall out boy song So much (for) star dust because it kinda fits the vibes

[forgondor]

this bitch hasnt seen goncharov

[rileylastname]

when sofia called katya “kitty” 🥺 and forced her to see herself as someone soft and precious and not just as a body for the men in her life… when kat was allowed to feel young and happy for the first time, not just this sharp-edged femme fatale (which she of course also is). but somebody finally sees her as something she didn’t know she could be. ugh my heart

[nyamafriend]

god you just Know that theres gonna be people talking abt queerbaiting in goncharov so lets make it clear: goncharov was heavy in SUBTEXT. it came out in 1973, even if andrey and goncharov were intentionally meant to be in gay love, it wouldnt have gone over very well. literally just use your brain jfc

[toomanyacorns]

I need someone to tell me to make Goncharov art because I want to but I'm nervous

[vergilberg]

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese x “Plastic Heart” by Nostalghia (now on youtube!)