#YOUR DAD

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

*as in, the person answering this poll's dad. Determine who counts as your dad for the purposes of this poll at your discretion. If you have multiple dads you'd answer differently for just spin a wheel or something

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[rosemarilee]

Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

[javiomael]

😈Your Dad is my Cardio🥵

[chrissturnioloenthusiastforlife]

Watch it M.S

Dom!Matt-Bratty!Reader Warnings-SMUTTT, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it guys), p in v, eating out, fingering, swearing (if there's anything I missed let me know please. Explanation: You've been being bratty to your bf, Matt, all day and he was done with it so when you guys are alone he makes you regret it... When you guys finally get home Matt basically DRAGS you to the room and closes it behind and basically SHOVES you on the bed and walks over and he starts to undress you When he gets to you and sees how wet you are already "fuck ma, already so wet f'me, fuck, might make me cum just looking at you" he then starts GOING at your pussy like a man who hasn't eaten in years You gasp in shock, this is the craziest he's ever acted in bed, not that you were complaining tho ofc, Matt realizes you aren't complaining anymore "What's the matter? not complaining anymore are we? you wouldn't stop complaining before now" he then continues to eat you like he was a starving man who begs for food Your back arches off the bed as you continue to let out a lot of moans and whimpers out of you and groans out of Matt, he then decides to tease you by shoving two fingers in you FAST, you out the loudest moan ever when his pace goes faster and faster Without warning he pulls out of you to take his pants and boxers off and shoves his cock in you "Gonna fuck you so good ma, fuck, gonna make sure you can't walk after this" he continues to thrust in and out of you so fast you were running out of breath and you feel your orgasiam coming when your walls squeeze around him, "Fuck, feel so good squeezing around me ma, fuck, might just cum rn" he continues thrusting but a little faster as you guys ride out your high "Fuckkk, cum with me okay?" After a few more thrusts Matt cums in you and then you do not long after then you guys lay next to each other then Matt goes to get a towel and cleans you and the bed up "You okay ma? I wasn't too rough was I" you nod no and reassures him "nope, that was great" you then lay there staring at the roof while Matt cleans up "mhm, fuck, hurts" he then tries to be more gentle while cleaning her up and when he finishes he lays next to her and cuddles "fuck, I love you sm ma" "love you to Matt" He kisses her forehead and nuzzles his head into her neck as he puts on a movie they can watch together and then after a while they finally go to sleep sorry this is so bad but I wanted it short which obviously didn't stay that way... But I hope y'all somewhat like it Random tags/favourite blogs: @bernardsbendystraws @hysteria-things @sturnioz @thecynthh @sturn-saturn @kathstvrniolo @pussypie456 @poots-world @mattscoquette @mattsturniolosbae @lovingmattysposts @le4hsblog @lovmatt Taglist: @anna-sturniolo @sturnspeace @camzeecorner @christophersgf

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BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 2

[couldtransitionsaveher]

YOUR DAD

JUSTIFICATION:

"he is depressed, he is homophobic, he listens to Lana del Rey" - Anonymous

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[64sue]

pov: you asked the most serious question

your dad honest reaction:

[wher3ver]

Couldn’t decide

[undead-knick-knack]

[beautifulbitch-2]

[rouecentric]

i just love the idea of reader being the wife of someone who has a mistress, but her revenge on her spouse? she proceeds to sleep with her in-laws.

no like just imagine how insanely funny it'd be and heartbreaking for the spouse

"you wanna know what I did when i found out you have a mistress?! I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER. not only that, heavens no! i also slept with your mother. and to add on to that, I SLEPT WITH YOUR SIBLINGS!"

just.. just imagine.

[thedumb1]

[chrissturnioloenthusiastforlife]

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[mckorney]

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BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1

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[pavedinashes-if]

Not gonna lie, I don't like Henrik because he sounds so irresponsible. Plus that "pea brain" comment on "Reaction to ROs" is kinda mean. That immaturity sure is shining through.

Kassandra isn't high on my list either because she seems to care more about her image than her child's wellbeing and even if that wasn't true, she sure is doing a crappy job showing that and I have no interest in doing mental plays with family.

I usually like my MCs getting along well with their families, but they are the exception to that rule right now.

So really, I just want an option to be able to cut them both out of MC's life. Take your trust fund or inheritence or whatever, and hit the road!

(Btw, where is MC's birth mother? Is she dead or something?)

I enjoy y’all thoughts and interpretations a lot!

Addressing you dear Anon, I am totally chef kisssin your interpretation! These kind of thoughts are a first here and I really like the fact you‘re taking a closer look. Because, ain’t there always more to anyone’s parents than the children see? You‘re totally free to discover your relationship with Kassandra if you wish, or just pack your bags and leave as quickly as possible. What you do with you dad is also totally up to you.

Ok ok this has been asked before, I wanted to reveal it later but… there’s still enough time to find out more in the game… for now… the answer is… your biological mother is dead. You‘ll find out more in the story.