#a bit comedy

[stupidhorn]

15 More Fluff (not really tho) Prompts

“If I was a worm-“ “Not this again, please.” “Hey! Don’t cut me off! So, if I was a worm, would you still-“ “I would, now let’s just eat.”

“Why did we never kiss in the rain?” “Because it’s cold, uncomfortable, weird, you would feel like a main character, we’re not in one of those kdramas AND you would probably catch a cold.”

“You feel like home…” “Why? Because I’m making you food, doing your laundry and cleaning?” “Yea, and because, you forgot this one, you’re also doing the dishes.”

“I couldn’t live without you.” “Yea, you would probably starve.”

“You seem tired. Anything I can do for you?” “No, not really.” “You sure?” “Well, you could maybe get me some food-“ “Sure thing.” “-and a hot chocolate and a pillow and the remote and you could give me a back massage and- Hey! Where are you going?”

“I love you and I wouldn’t change a thing about you.” “I love you too, but I would fix your hair and your style.”

“I love you, you’re more than a friend to me.” “You too.” “-“ “-“ “WAIT- WAS THAT A CONFESSION????”

“It’s complicated.” “What?” “Nothing, I just like that phrase.” “You scared me…”

“Imma get up now, I’m hungry.” “NOOO!!! MY PILLOW IS GONE!!!!” “I’ll be back in two minutes.” “Okay, bring some food.”

“YOU ATE THE LAST COOKIE!!!” “And I’m not sorry.” “YOU WILL ROAST IN HELL!!!” “Look, I bought new cookies. Your favourite flavour.” “Thanks I love you… BUT YOU STILL SCARED ME!!!”

“It was (her/him/them)!!!” “NO IT WAS (her/him/them)!!!”

”I hate you.” “Don’t be scared, that’s their way to say they love you.”

“Let’s choose our wedding song. Which is your favourite ?” “You’re my heart, you’re my soul.” “Aww thanks, but I meant- WAIT WHAT???”

“I love you, my lil’ cookie.” “I love you too, my hot chocolate.”

“Let- hey! Lemme get up!!” “No, you’re my prisoner.”

[emiko-matsui]

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

[wombywoo]

I realize I got to show Simon's boy-2-man transformation, but not Johnny's, so here you go~

My Baby boy has grown into such a fine GENTLEMAN! Not so WEE anymore, right??? He will always be that little 'troublemaker' to me, L.O.L., but now he is out there SERVING HIS COUNTRY. God bless my Johnny AND the Troops. <333333 XOXO

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

[tubbytarchia]

Thinking about them still and always

So I was trying to do a meme redraw and halfway through realised that I mixed two memes up into one so now this is the result lmao. But either way I was thinking of these:

[kitamars]

oh no! more ginhiji

[turtleblogatlast]

Mikey and Leo episode centered around Mikey wanting to push Leo and Draxum together since Leo’s the most reluctant to give Draxum any grace (for good reason!) But, thinking on the spot, Leo says he’s gotta go do something for Hueso and “just can’t hang out right now 😔” (yes, he says the emoji out loud.)

Mikey calls his bluff and now the three of them (Mikey having grabbed a weary Draxum along) go to Hueso’s to find that yes, he actually does have a job for him. Said job asks for Leo to go with Hueso to deliver multiple pizzas to this giant yokai quite a distance away, and Hueso figured it would probably go better with Leo’s help (emphasis on probably.)

Well, Mikey decides that this would be a great bonding opportunity for them and basically invites he and Draxum along. Unfortunately for Leo, Hueso doesn’t care enough to wave away more help, though he does side-eye the wanted criminal Baron Draxum coming with them. But who is he to judge? (This choice has consequences.)

The journey goes about as terribly as you’d expect, but at least the pizzas get delivered on time.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Darlings. is it gay when the phantom you created as a manifestation of your dreadfull loneliness takes the form of one of your closest friends.

Fanart of this pretty good horror rarijack fanfic, "The haunting of carroussel boutique" personaly i am surprised the writer didnt take the chance to point out how fucking funny this is. Me n kim started laughing about it during stream and i just had to draw this

[impmansloot]

mob needs advice (gone wrong)

[celluloidbroomcloset]

That man's collar's never gonna be straight again.

[stuffnonsenseandotherthings]

[sentientsky]

...comedy. right, okay, so we're just saying things now??

[saphushia]

i require an extremely specific variety of dp x gf crossover so i am resorting to creating it myself

[majestic-kestrel]

random ghosts opinion: thomas having one-sided beef with byron was much funnier than him relentlessly pursuing alison and they should've leaned into that more as a running gag for his character

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

[lazarus-lazuli]

one petty thing about trump that i hate is that he’s objectively SO fucking funny sometimes. like not even on purpose