#a christmas to treasure

[averyqueerchristmas]

A Christmas To Treasure (2022) || 2.5/5🌟 || Romance/Comedy || "The passing of a beloved old neighbor reunites six friends for a hometown holiday treasure hunt, where sparks fly once again between brand strategist Austin and his former best friend Everett."

There were definitely sweet moments and I think this could've been really good if only the script was better.

It's definitely a hallmark-y christmas romcom, every single cliche possible.

But honestly I'm glad we can get these cheesy ass romcoms now.

[sephiramy]

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

discuss

[adobe-outdesign]

The notes on that last Muppet poll I made made me realize that most people seem to mistakenly believe that Muppet adaptations of classic literature are parodies, which isn't true. you have to everything dead straight. in fact, the key to making a Muppet adaptation is to be so faithful to the source material that it's more accurate than 90% of other non-Muppet adaptions

[facts-i-just-made-up]

okay but what is the grinch really about because the title implies it's a turorial but not one person has successfully stolen christmas since

Not one person since, you say...

[muppetmayhem]

nabbed from Facebook

[autismmydearwatson]

Disney songs that hit different when you're queer

"Reflection" Mulan (specifically if you're transgender)

"I'll Make A Man Out of You" Mulan (the transmasc euphoria song)

"Jack's Lament" the Nightmare Before Christmas

"Part of Your World" the Little Mermaid

"God Help the Outcasts" the Hunchback of Notre Dame

"I'm Still Here" Treasure Planet (specifically my transmasc anthem but my experiences are not universal)

"Out There" the Hunchback of Notre Dame (when you're closeted)

"Waiting On a Miracle" Encanto (when you're queer and religious)

"One of Us" Lion King 2

"How Far I'll Go" Moana ( when the people who raised you wouldn't let you be exposed to any queer media)

"Colors of The Wind" Pocahontas (the only good thing the Pocahontas franchise brought us was the soundtrack. When my friend was closeted she said to a girl who was being blatantly homophobic " you think the only people who are people are the people that look and think like you." Stopped her in her tracks!)

"Kiss the Girl" the Little Mermaid (but specifically when. You know what I mean lmao)

"When Will My Life Begin" Tangled

"Go The Distance" Hercules

"I Won't Say I'm In Love" Hercules

"One Jump Ahead (reprise)" Aladdin

"Proud of Your Boy" Aladdin Broadway musical

"If I Never Knew You" Pocahontas

Do feel free to add. Just don't let Disney see this

[lastoneout]

Alright everyone, it's time we settle this once and for all...

[todayontumblr]

Friday, December 15.

'Tis the season.

'Tis the season indeed. The season to snuggle up and submerge oneself in the world within a world of endlessly charismatic anthropomorphic puppets. These are puppets with a taste for the absurd, an immaculate sense of style, bouncing mouths, and wide eyes. They are otherwise known as The Muppets, and there are no two ways about it: everyone loves The Muppets. Don't they?

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)? Muppet Treasure Island (1996)? The Muppet Movie (1979)? Get comfortable. Anything goes. 

[muppetsdaily]

GONZO + RIZZO for anon The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Muppet Treasure Island (1996) Muppets From Space (1999)

[hakusins]

I'M IN SHAMBLES!!!!

[averyqueerchristmas]

Lifetime has a new gay christmas movie releasing tonight! It's called 'A Christmas To Treasure'. The two lead actors are husbands in real life too!

[nahdreyart]

we as a fandom do not think about their red/green color scheme enough. merry christmas!

[mcworm]

mr cage and crew

[disneyboot]

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #840

The One-Eyed Jack puppet actually has no eyes.

Sources:

The Muppet Christmas Carol. December 11, 1992.

Muppet Treasure Island. February 16, 1996.

Muppets Most Wanted. March 21, 2014.

[shima-draws]

All I did was light my candle and I'm already in like, a 10x better mood than I was 5 minutes ago. Fall is so magical 🍂