#a helluva TRIP yall

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Creepypasta As Helluva Boss Season One

Jeff: oh sit on a dick, Tim

Tim: YOU SIT... sit on a... uh... DO YOUR JOB

Tim: WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE

Tim: they wanted us to kill an actual child?

Brian: that's what they're saying

Tim: well christ on a stick I guess there is a god

Jeff: your fire doesn’t really hurt us but I can fake it if that’ll get your dick hard

“I’ll just shoot you in your smart ass mouth”

Jeff: that would be more effective

Liu: JEFF

Tim: WHAT

Toby: THE

Tim: FUCK

Toby: DAD

Brian: language everyone

Liu: get in here we’re going to LooLoo Land

Toby: LooLoo Land?

Lyra: LooLoo Land!?

Liu: LooLoo Land!

Jeff: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jeff: does anybody love you, Jane?

Jane: no but I’m really good with guns now

Jane: DANCE BITCH

Jeff: where is Toby?

Brian: he’s uh busy

Tim: being a fool

Jeff: what kind of fool?

Tim: the everything is now on fire kind

Jeff: 😐

Jeff: choke on a sandpaper cock

Brian, about Toby: WHERES MY BABY

Tim: yall don’t deserve to know my name

Jeff: oh so you’re stupid, i can work with stupid, Daddy likey dummy

Toby: I mean considering your approach thus far, you’ve had us tied here for what hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are

“what are you”

Toby: I’m a Taurus

Jeff: it is no prank bitch

Toby: heyyyy why do you sound like that

Jeff: because you my precious little bitch boy

Toby: stop it

Jeff: are tripping balls

[zenmastercharles]

Hypothetical Cobra Kai Musical Songs (Season 2)

WE BACK IN THIS HOE

Yall know what it is. What if Cobra Kai was or had a Musical? Well, this is what I think a couple of the songs in Season 2 would be like.

I was a little confused on what the first song should be but then it came to me. It starts as basically a celebration song between Miguel, Aisha, Hawk, and the rest of the cobras about how they won, they’re badass and all that. It’s trumpet heavy, with some guitars and drums. And then halfway through the song, Johnny cuts in and changes the whole vibe, talking about how they won unfairly, and admonishing them for their dishonorable tactics and cheap moves. His lines would be cold, strict and the music behind it would be mostly drums and perhaps a few trumpets, etc etc. Not quite sure of a name for it, ngl.

I try to think of at least one song for each episode in a season, but I’m drawing a blank on Episode 2. Hmmm. I guess a reprise of Pain is Power while the students are training in the cement mixer, sung by Johnny and Kreese.

Then, another Johnny song, wow, I’m really giving this man a lot of screentime, ion even like this guy. Anyway, it’s him explaining all of the Keene-Lawrence lore to Miguel, telling him about how he was never there for Robby because he could never build up the courage, and by the time he did, it was far too late. It would be uncharacteristically sullen, with a background track composed of violins, flutes, piano, etc. I think the song should be called Fall Again, and in the feel of the lyrics, I think it would be a lot like Die Together by Fabvl, primarily the chorus.

Episode 4 doesn’t get a song because I can’t think of one rip.

Next, maybe a short sonata during the Eli flashback at the start of the episode about how much of a fucking loser everyone thinks he is, ending with Hawk saying the last words in the present day. It’d be about a minute long, wouldn’t take up too much time. No idea what to call it, ngl.

Next, a dramatic ass song from Daniel about him admonishing Johnny for the vandalism of Miyagi Do, starting with pure accusations towards him and his dojo, and then him lecturing the students about the true nature of Cobra Kai, which results in half of the leaving as in canon, It would be exactly like Mastermind from the newest episode of Helluva Boss, well, not ‘exactly’, but like, the same genre and feel. I’d call it Too Far. 

I REALLY want to put a Kreese solo here in Episode 6, but I feel like that should wait until Season 3 since that’s the season where he’s the sole and biggest antagonist. So instead, I’m going to have a song with Johnny’s three friends on their road trip. After Johnny brings up how he brought the dojo back and allowed Kreese to put his grubby little hands on it, each of the friends launches into a musical number about how their lives went downhill after Cobra Kai and all the bullshit it put in their brains. Tommy’s section at the end would be especially passionate, all of this would really put some doubt in Johnny’s mind. No clue what I’d call it lmao, I’m sorry-

Next up, a song between Miguel and Hawk. It’s a song-rap battle type deal, think Fight of Our Lives from Descendants Rise of Red except significantly less cringe. So basically It’s Goin’ Down. It’s starts when Hawk reveals that he did all the vandalism and stole the medal, and it’s an argument that conveys that Miguel leans to Johnny and Hawk leans to Kreese. Hawk calls himself a revolutionary while Miguel calls him a criminal. …yeah I don’t have a name for this one either, I’m SORRY-

And then, a Robby and Sam love duet. Now, I do feel bad about giving Robby and Sam a duet like this and not Tory and Miguel (which is honestly just because I have no idea where to put it), but I think it works because imo Robby and Sam’s relationship was way more genuine and interesting than Tory and Miguel’s. I think Tory and Miguel got together just because the other was there. Anyway, this would be a short bop, in the same vein as Meant to Combine from Zombies the PEAKanimated series. I’d probably call it Sugar and Spice, because they go together like, well, Sugar and Spice. Also to show how Sam’s from a good place and a sweetheart (Sugar), and how Robby’s rough around the edges because he’s from a bad life (Spice).

Then a short Daniel and Amanda duet, mostly of their reconciliation, I’d take inspiration from ‘Wouldn’t Change A Thing’ from Camp Rock 2 (I think it was 2, I’m not sure). It’s mainly about Amanda talking about how the company’s going under because of Daniel’s obsession and Daniel opening up about the trauma and pain he faced at the hands of Cobra Kai and how he wants to stop them before they hurt other kids. But in the end, they resolve to come to a compromise. Calling it Priorities, because, well, that’s what it’s mostly about. 

For the next song, I’m thinking maybe a Johnny Daniel duet? About the stories of their past or something? It could take place when they’re all at the Mexican restaurant and Amanda and Carmen go to the bathroom. Honestly, not sure of this at all, I just wanted a song for the events of Episode 9 (and to prepare for the emotional sniper shot the next song is going to be).

Up next, Robby solo. Taking place after Daniel banishes him for the second time. It’s an emotional, orchestral solo about how Robby has been being abandoned and cast away his entire life, and how he thought he was finally in a place where he was valued, cared for, even loved, but then it all got ripped away from him like all the times before. You know how in all musical, there’s always one singer that’s just unabashedly a better vocalist than everyone else? I imagine that’s what Robby’s actor would be. So this one would just hurt to listen to, but also be heat. Think Waiting in the Wings from Tangled The Series. Actually, it’s EXACTLY like Waiting in the Wings from Tangled the Series. Legit can’t think of a better basis for this song. Maybe some Everything I Ever Thought I Knew from the same series. I’d probably call it Clockwork because of how he feels like everything’s repeating.

And then the finale song, taking place during the school fight. It’s absolute pandemonium with harmonies, clashing lyrics, all kinds of lyrics, each main teen rivalry would get a verse, it would be insane. First starting with Miguel and Robby’s lyrics, basically insulting each other about their places with Sam and Johnny respectively, Miguel takes cheap shots at Robby about how his father gave him up, weaponizing the information he learned in Fall Again, but then Robby claps back about how Miguel basically fucked over his own relationship with Sam. 

And then Hawk and Demetri, it’s a Hawk heavy segment of him hunting Demetri down, talking about how he can’t run forever and how he’s going to get what’s coming to him, mocking Demetri about his philosophy, maybe calling back to Under the Radar and Flip the Script. 

And finally, Sam and Tory, I would have Tory call Sam a Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing and tell her that karma’s come to collect her debt (only peak enjoyers know that reference). Tory heavy segment, very bitter, angry instrumental. And then when Hawk and Tory have Sam and Demetri on the back foot, Sam and Demetri launch into a sort of duet, reiterating Daniel’s teachings as they use their Miyagi-Do techniques to take down their aggressors. 

But then when it comes to Miguel and Robby, it’s way different, because it’s actually pure action until Miguel has Robby on the ground, and then Miguel apologizes. And that’s when Robby gets pissed, attacking Miguel as he wrathfully sings about how it’s dumb that Miguel thinks a sorry is supposed to erase everything. He’s blinded by rage until he accidentally kicks Miguel off of the railing.

And then Miguel gets a slow, soft version of the chorus, sung as he falls down the rail and his thoughts slow down to reflect on every action that got him to this point. It’s sullen until he’s cut off by the sound of his spine breaking on the stair rail. The screen cuts to black. And then Miguel sings the last words as the camera fades to him laying on the ground, blood pooling from his mouth.

“From here~” 

Okay, yeah, I think I cooked with that last one. Anyways, just like last time, feel free to suggest names and other songs you think could fit in. But overall, I hope you all enjoy.

[yolplait]

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About me!

I go by Charlie. I have plenty of other names, which I’ll list below, but you can use those names; however, I highly prefer the name Charlie! So please use that name for me! <3

im a omniromantic demisexual person ! ! I am an age regressor. I do not feel comfortable with any age play around this blog.

names

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⤷ Zay

⤷ Shortcake

Pronouns

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⤷ He/Him ✰

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✰ FANDOMS ✰

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⤷ My Little Pony (Mlp)

⤷ Stardew Valley

⤷ Strawberry Shortcake

⤷ My Hero Academia (Mha)

* These are the current fandoms im in, and I’ll be reblogging them/posting about them on this blog! If you don’t wish to see that then you can kindly leave!

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[something-awful1]

my thoughts while rewatching all of Helluva Boss in honor of the S2 trailer PT 3

TRUTH SEEKERS - i sMelL.... c o l o r s 😮 - unrelated but i love the background music? like helluva has such a good soundtrack why didn't we get that for hazbin - i just like complaining - MOXXIE IS T H E BITCH - he's so me - i love this episode so much - blitz looks so chill this is so silly - I'm a VirGo- - I LOVE MOXXIE - i love the fight choreo in this episode so much - blitz is just :p - im sorry what is bitch juice - IT WAS ABOUT UGLY HORNY CATS HAHAHAHA - cue the coolest sequence in indie animation ever - IT TIS NO PRANK BITCH - BECAUSE YOUUU - MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY - ARE TRIPPING BAAAWWWWWLLLLLSSSS - brandon has the best line delivery istg - woah wait scribble moxxies dialogue is some of the best written dialogue in all of vivzie's projects - this animation is so cool i'm sobbing - this is one of my favorite episodes, i remember watching it when it came out and like actually sobbing - the dhorks are idiots why did they give them the truth serum but like not ask them any questions while they were under the influence of it? like- what was the point - THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING FIGHT SCENE EVER - no thoughts, head empty, just truth seekers fight choreo - see this is what happens when animators actually take time to make their projects look good, instead of trying to get everything out as quick as possible - millie is the coolest, go break that guy's neck with your thighs, get it bestie - OMG I HAVENT SEEN THIS EPISODE IN FOREVER I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE STOLAS - GET IT STOLASSSSSSSSSS - this is literally the coolest sequence - OWL IN A CAGE INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - bryce pinkham the line delivery of "how the FHUCK-" was perfect - this whole scene is perfect - HELP THE DHORKS LOOK SO CONCERNED AFTER BITZ AND STOLAS MAKE OUT - yeah this is the best episode so far, hands down OZZIES - i have never been more not ready - i have no thoughts on the beginning ngl - ugh the lust ring is so beautifully drawn, really some of vivzie's best backgrounds - not the bouncer dude implying that three people can't make one couple 🙄 - "that's a mood, gabriella" LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST STOLAS LINES - his date outfit is so pretty - THE BOOKS ON HIS CHAIR HELP HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT - blitz is so frustrating right now FUCKING TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF SYPING ON M&M YOU PERVERT - FIZZZZZZ BABYYYY - damn imagine blitz realizing his ex-best friend and celebrity ex are at the same club as him while he's on a "date" with a goetia that must be fucking embarassing - fizz's "let's fuck him up babe" look is my favorite thing - house of asmodeus is peak songwriting, like i don't think vivzie will ever top this (i fucking hope she does though) - UGH THIS MAN'S VOICE - these two are the biggest fucking hypocrites - "you used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all! i hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it up" is so gorgeously written and delivered - i could go into a whole analysis on stolitz rn but you could go read any other analysis on this episode and read the same shit so im not gonna - help why did he drive stolas hope? THE MAN CAN TELEPORT - stolas is so expressive i love him - OHHHH QUEEN BEE TAKES PLACE LIKE AT THE TAIL END OF OZZIES THAT MAKES MORE SENSE (queen bee took forever to come out so i was confused, i kinda forgot)

QUEEN BEE - ew i remember hating this episode so much - this feels so unfinished already - this is vivzie voicing the poodle bitch, isn't it - keshaaaaaa - i don't wanna listen to this song ngl - okay but the visuals are kinda good and i do love her voice - this must've taken forever to animate - HELP THE ONE SILENT LOONA LINE MAKES ME CRINGE SO HARD LIKE WHAT WAS SHE SAYING - she sounds like... constantly wasted as fuck - people definitely ship loona and bee don't they - i don't but like... i know someone does - i've heard a lot of people call bee bitchy, and fake, but yall i feel like she's being genuine - help she changes her mind so fucking fast - okay okay i don't hate this episode that much - blitz's little arm wave help - for reference i write all of these between the hours of 10pm and 3am, this is my complete, honest, unfiltered opinion - yeah this episode wasn't as bad as i remembered

[arlemangel7]

Mikaela banes x black fem cowgirl reader

I feel like she would be into a cowgirl type of girl one of the women that handle horses, cows rangles bulls and is a helluva rider😉😉. I feel like you two would have met when her bike broke down right outside your farm you were taking one of your horses out for a ride(maybelle) when you found her attempting to figure out what's happened "you alright?" You questions a few feet away getting down from Maybelle leading her over.

"Yea I think i just ran out of fuel, mikaela." She says extending her hand waiting for you to do the same "want a ride? there a gas station not too far from here? I don't know much bout bikes but if doesn't matter what kinda gas I've got some back at the barn it's up to you?"

It takes her a couple of seconds to decide and because she was in the middle of nowhere opted to hitch a ride to station "yea it takes premium and if you're already on your way there..." so yall got to know each other on that ride found out she was on this ride to clear her head after getting into a pretty big fight with her dad causing her to step out of the house for a few extra days. And she got here because she swore she had enough Gas and passed the last gas station for a while.

This lasted the whole trip there and on the way back she asked about you and told her. Born on that very farm loved the wide outdoors and always wanted the simple quiet life, show horses for a few years then start a breeding business for all of my prized horses get married start a family and raise a couple of kids nothing.

When you got back and refueled her bike she asked if you got any service this far off city lines you said yes and she gave you her number, you put it in your phone and called her to make sure she had yours. And from there yall talked back and forth until each of you felt more comfortable spending the night with the other.

You spent the night at her garage first you wanted to see where she lived and she wanted to show you her little world from there you unintentionally met her dad which was fun actually pretty fun she got that awkward meet up out of the way, he got to embarrass his little girl a tiny bit and you got the parent stamp of approval(so long as you teach him how to ride horse).

Speaking of horses when she visited your family she got the purest southern hospitality treatment. Home cooked meals family stories fireplace cuddles, and sunset horse back rides. You thought it only right for her to meet your family but you didn't mean all of them(you told you mom and day that you wanted her to meet your fam so.....they set up a little family reunion and she met your family ALL OF THEM) so you had your awkward moment they loved her and that basically sealed your relationship from there

[skeepy-deepy34]

✿~𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝~✿

Last updated:8/3/25

Hello hello hello!! my name's skeepy ^^ but you can also call me:

☆~skeeper

☆~skeep

☆~Anastasia

☆~cherry

If you know me irl please don’t use my real name…

Basic Info

✿~she/her/they/them/it

✿~British,Irish,Scottish

✿~minor (13-15)

✿~i AM the ceo of cowboys and cinemas I just love them smsm aughhh…

✿~sharing yume shipper :3 (can be selective at times tho)

✿~lesbian,ambiamours and genderfaer

✿~I draw things and sometimes tween and edit when I feel like it :}

✿~gabby's wife no clickbate

✿~also #1 Mr dickens fan hehe...

Fandoms/interests (bold = main)

♡~Obviously cowboys and cinemas!! Ok I’ll shut up about them now..

♡~Dialtown (obviously)

♡~miffy!! (I love her sm..)

♡~The black phone

♡~beneath the trees where nobody sees

♡~hotline Miami

♡~Resident evil

♡~Fnaf (mainly movie)

♡~Vocaloid

♡~Everything is fine

♡~Detroit become human

♡~Dear even Hansen

♡~Mortal kombat

♡~The last of us

♡~Heathers

♡~The Stanley parable

♡~American psycho

♡~IT

♡~stranger things

♡~Crk

♡~Aggretsuko

♡~Spider man across the spider verse

♡~Nimona

♡~inside job

♡~Flowers

♡~Cats and dogs

♡~Art

♡~Graphics

(Lots of interests…)

DNI...

☹︎~PROSHIPPERS ABSOLUTELY DNI I HATE Y'ALL WITH A FUCKING PASSION

☹︎~homophobs,racists and etc

☹︎~ranorm shippers…

☹︎~norm x Mingus fans are on VERY THIN ICE (I am heavily uncomfortable with the ship for loads of reason (one being REALLY personal to me) but not saying you can’t interact with me,just make sure to properly tag your norm x Mingus posts and I won’t mind)

Also on another note I don’t mind PLATONIC norm and Mingus since I find them as found siblings who constantly argue but as romantic… no absolutely not..

☹︎~z00philes,p£dos and etc

☹︎~people who sexualize/simp for the basement boys (tbp) I'm sorry but y'all are fucking weirdos those are KIDS

☹︎~people who constantly criticize/bash beginner artists

Nothing fandom wise on the dni ^_^

(Expect for hazbin hotel and helluva boss fans other than 5 people I met, I NEVER had a good experience with yall)

Just dont be a asshole and we ok

Also if you don't like cowboys and cinemas this account is NOT for you pretty much most posts are about them so like... Yeah

!!SIDE NOTE!!:

I rarely block people but when I do it’s pretty freely,if your blocked you most likely either posted something that made me really uncomfortable,you done things to me/my friends or your being a absolute dickhead n allat as I mentioned I rarely block people so like- eh

Silly facts about me/btws!!

♧~I met matpat on a school trip once!!

♧~ have three cats (they are all stupid)

♧~I sprayed bleach in my mouth and survived

♧~when writing sentences I sometimes forget to add words/place wrong words (don't ask me how that happens it just does-) so if I type to you and it seems that It doesn't make sense that's why and my sincere apologies (;_;)

♧~my birthday is July 25th!!

♧~pls be direct and honest about when I make you uncomfortable if I do, I struggle with boundaries at times and I can't read the room at times aswell especially with the fact I'm hypersexual I might not know when I'm crossing lines so,,pls tell me when I'm doing something wrong

♧~i forgor 💀

Persona!!

Stinky stinkle

YUME SHIT!!!

(Click their names for their info)

Here's anthnoy!!

Ship name for my yumeship is movietime rodeo block the tag if your non sharing ofc!!

And here's mary-belle!!

Ship name for my yumeship is repair notes block the tag if your non sharing ofc!! (Again..)

These two were made to like- seperate my persona from me selfshipping with my f/o's but they do have traits that I have so I do see myself within them :333

My f/o's are..

-Norm and Mr dickens (yes both-) -dialtown

-gabby - dialtown

-Samatha strong - bttwns

-jacket - hotline Miami

I loveeee them smsmsmsmsm <333 hehe...

Oh yeah also I got most designs for my f/o's :33 RIGHTT... HERE!!

Other socials you can find me on!!

Tiktok

Twitter (I don’t give a fuck if it’s called X now)

Character hub (if yall wanna know most of my my ocs ^^)

Discord- dm for pls..

Pinterest

Strawpage

PLS I NEED GIMMICKS... : [

GRAPHICS/USERBOXES!!!

(Two were made by me :})

Anyways that’s all about me!! If yall have questions let me know ^^

[creations-of-the-dreamlight]

I think u favorite power in media that I love making ocs with is characters that can just go.

“Alright, you csn do that. But do it while high.”

Mushroom characters who’s spores intoxicate you, people who can make you hallucinate with a soinner or their eyes, people who just snap of a finger or a simple touch and your absolutely tripping balls. They control the high. Maybe it’s fun, maybe you’re happy, maybe it’s a nightmare and you want to die.

I know there are more than that but shout out to Flower (BBC ghost), Poison Ivy (Dc) I’m assuming she probably could), and Sozo (Cult of the Lamb yes I count him) love yall muah muah muah

While I’m here shoutout to my new helluva/hazbin self insert, and the atsv oc i made when it came out. Love yall goobers.

[firefly-fez]

Any other ADHDers out there really identify with being disabled/disability but get scared to call yourself disabled around other people because you feel like yours ‘doesn’t count’ and it’s ‘not as bad’, and like, maybe you’re not disabled enough to have the right to talk about disability?

haha its fine

[cherryozyi]

I can't wait to see the episode of Helluva Boss where Blitz and Stolas go on a rode trip because Stolas has to move to a different ring of hell and they sing life is a highway 20 times and then cry because they can't handle being so far apart and then they break up but then they come together again because of a neon boob sign that Stolas respects while none of Blitz exes ever respected and then Blitz proposes with a bunch of candles and then the sprinklers go off and they live happily ever after. . .

What do you mean that already happened in The Office? 🙄 /j Well it will happen to Blitz 🙄

You're damn right it'll happen to Blitz. Yall will see that this will be canon and this anon predicated the future! 🙌/j

[somegirlontheinternet135]

Things I wanna see in future Helluva Boss eps (funny edition)

1. Owls vs the Wild

Blitzo plans out a camping trip for some "quality bonding time" for the team and Stolas seeing it as opportunity to bond with Via and flirt with Blitzo, convinces on him and Via coming along and pays in advance. When packing for this trip, Stella asks where him and Via were going;he tells her about trip and Stella gets a good laugh out of it, confronting that doesn't know anything about actual camping. Despite making fun of him moments ago, Stella doesn't stop him and gives Via a can of bug stray. We then cut to the gang heading to the camp site and after a while, Stolas realized that Stella was right but doesn't inmate it. He ends up nearly drowning in a rapid stream, stunned by bees, nearly started a forest fire and goes completely mad. Via on the other hand was lucky, she learned a thing or two and enjoyed her stay. Meanwhile with Stolas, he decides I'd to confront and anger a bear (yall know where this is going). Via ends up saving him by straying bug stray into the bear's eyes. The two get home and Stolas apologizes to Stella and imates he was wrong and the all live happily ever after

2. Cletus viding in a trashcan

I'm kinda surprised that no one talked about this sinereo but here it goes. Blitzo calls C.H.E.R.U.B for a favor. He hears a phone ring from a trashcan, he looks inside to find Cletus sitting at the bottom of the trashcan and Cletus just goes "HISS, my trash!"

3. Robo Fizz's gameshow

In one of the scenes in the Beetlejuice Broadway(spoiler alert), Beetlejuice actually sets up some sort of game show. This ended getting to my attention and it would a funny ep. Robo Fizz gets his own gameshow where you can win a large cash prize and of course the I.M.P crew signs up. They do a frick ton of dangerous, humiliating, and gross challenges and some of them end up rigged

4. The gang gets high off catnip

Stella bakes some brownies for her friend who was a cat demon. Knowing her friend is cat, she bakes in catnip into the brownies and places them into a box. She places a sign on the box that said "Do not touch, especially you Stolas" and goes off to get something. Stolas, ignorantly ignoring the sign, gives the box of brownies to Blitzo, who gives them to rest of the I.M.P crew. Fortunately, Stolas managed to save to for himself and Via. Stella comes back to see the box was gone, and so confrontes Stolas about it. She freaks out because she mixed catnip into the brownies and frantically asks who else he gave the brownies to and Stolas tells her that he gave the rest to Blitzo and the others. Not even a second later, the catnip kicks in and Stolas and Via start hallucinating. Apparently, catnip in hell is made as strong as weed and has the same side effects of cocaine. The two began seeing the world in different way. Stella begin putting the two into the car and goes off to find the others. Most of the time, we get see things from their point of view and what going out in their heads and at some point when Stella catches Moxxie and puts him in the car, he sees them traveling at the speed light. He begins freaking out and screaming "OMG WE'RE GOING SO FRICKING FAST, WE'RE GONNA FRICKING DIE SLOW DOWN, WOOOOOO-" even though they were traveling 4 miles per hour

That's all I got so far

[the-reader-to-my-hero]

Of Motorcycles and Mothmen

A/N: this was inspired by @ichor-and-symbiosis ‘s cute Mothman Tomura headcannons but with my own twist. Since yall are thirsty for the mothman here ya go this is a Modern!AU no quirks.

It had been an ordinary evening. Well. As ordinary as it got in this creepy ass part of the woods. But the young mechanic honestly preferred the unseen eyes of whatever-the-hell-was-watching-her over the hundreds of people commuting via the subway.

Olive Jones was not very good with people.

She was just never really able to break out of her socially awkward “phase”. She had a really rough time in high school, so bad that it lead to violent anger issues that ultimately got her suspended on assault charges of other classmates. After that, with a strained relationship with her family, she moved from Australia to Japan to study at a technical school.

Being a foreigner and not knowing anyone really didn’t help Olive’s case but it didn’t exactly hurt it either. She was good at her job, running a small shop for both electronics and motorbikes. Her income was steady so she spent her extra money on videogames and subscription fees.

She preferred to travel to a game store outside the city, using an older road that cut through one of Japan’s large forests. It was a weekly trip. Part of the decision was Olive had scopophobia, which is essentially the fear of being watched or stared at. Her pale freckled skin, short dusty blonde hair, and the eyepatch over her right eye definitely made her something to ogle at. Isn’t like she blamed people.

But the woods...well… that was different. At first it was just a certain part of the woods, especially around dusk, near a creek she could see flowing during the summer months. It was spooky, but being a foreign blonde woman in her early-mid 20’s, Olive wasn’t about to stop and check it out. That’s how you die folks.

Then it all changed when one fateful night, ye ole faithful moped broke down...in the woods… near that one creepy place. Olive kept a heavy metal wrench in one hand the whole time, jumping at every sound, eyes darting around as the hairs on her neck stood up. She cursed up a loud Aussie storm, yelling at her moped like she was cussing someone out, hoping maybe, it would keep away any lurking predators. That and she actually...did that a lot.

She didn’t consider that any would find her act entertaining, especially when the act dropped when her moped tipped over.

“Aw! Bloody fucking hell! You blasted No good, piss-poor broken-backed camel!” that was the most PG one of the insults. The wind had then suddenly picked up, branches rustling as if laughing at her misfortune.

Luckily, she got her ride working, but something had changed. No everytime she went through that forest, she felt like she was being watched the entire time. She told herself it was paranoia cause she broke down, that she's just overthinking it, but that of course, didn't make it go away.

Then finally… Something happened…

It was a dark stormy night, as cliche as it sounds. For the record, the storm came out of nowhere, a sunny day switching to a stormy night in the time Olive was browsing new releases.

It was raining like fucking cats and dogs. Jones was really wishing she had itty bitty windshield wipers on her helmet visor as she whisked through the tunnel of light her moped lamp gave her. The rain sparkled in the light, refracting it, like little gem stones. It would be kind of pretty if the mechanic wasn’t drenched to the bone and trying to ignore the shiver that went down her back.

The wind whistled through the trees, and Olive could glimpse the branches above her swaying in the wind. That feeling got stronger. She swore she heard a flapping sound, a loud one amongst the chaos, like wings.

She isn’t entirely sure what made her look in her rearview mirror, but it would change the course of Olive Jone’s life. In her circular rearview mirror, illuminated by the refracted light off the rain droplets, were two big, glowing red eyes, a mere 10 yards behind her moped.

Olive’s head flew to look behind her as she shouted “WHAT THE FU—“

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The moped hydroplaned across a big puddle from the flooding creek. Olive lost control, attempting to turn around the sharp bend in the road but she only succeeded in losing balance and sailing off the road toward the steep hill into the ditch. She flew off her moped mid-air, the wheels on the bike still moving, headlight shining up on an approaching figure in the night sky.

Olive could only close her eyes and brace herself.

She landed on her left shoulder, and she swore she heard a rather unpleasant pop! Sound off, but she was already tumbling down the steep incline as her Moped did the same with a bunch of crashes and thuds.

Somehow, her moped’s headlight still worked, shining like a beacon in the rain as it lied on its side. Olive Jones however, was caked in mud and grass and leaves, sprawled out lying on her stomach, in shock. Somewhere along the way, she lost her helmet, which was wedged between two rocks higher up the incline.

Everything hurt. Olive wondered if this was the end for her, and how long it would take people to notice. She was a nobody. Some aussie shut in with a work permit. Was she gonna die out here? How long until her moped’s headlamp died?

There was a sound, a familiar one, like the beating of wings. Olive spotted movement, her single eye scanning the skyline.

And then….

There he was.

He blocked out the moped’s headlamp, a humanoid silhouette. Immediately something was off, mainly the huge pair of paper thin wings folding behind their back.

Olive couldn't move underneath their red eyed gaze, even though she was unable to see it. She laid there, frozen, trying to blink out the cold rain that seeped through her eyelashes. She was dreaming right? She hit her head too hard? This giant...moth….man…. was just a hallucination right?

But the squelch of the mud beneath their strange alien feet as they took a slow step forward couldn’t have been more real. With an overwhelming terror, Olive’s body flew into action, shoving her upper body upright. All at once her left shoulder clenched with a searing pain that she sucked in through her teeth. She nearly fell face first back into the mud, but she forced herself to sit up, falling backward against a stump.

Maybe it was the pain. Making her see loony things Olive bared her teeth like some snarling injured animal, clasping at the shoulder with her good arm, while planting her feet in front of her.

The thing cocked its head to the side abruptly, before leering closer.

“s-S-Stop!!” Olive yelped in English, voice cracking. It blinked its red eyes rapidly, as if it were confused. Oh right. Japan. But did it even understand Japanese? Did it talk? It was uncanny valley how human it looked and how extremely not.

The pain in Ol’s shoulder was nearly unbearable from her own iron grip. She buried her converse hightops into the mud, shrinking away as he came ever closer. With a hard swallow she switched languages. “D-don’t hurt me please. Don't come any closer! I-I-I’ll batter ya!” That was awfully convincing considering she was soaked to the bone from the downpour, covered in mud, and could feel bruises and cuts forming all over her body.

Another step. Olive couldn't press herself any further into the tree.

It crouched, wings draped on either side. It chirped as if in curiosity. Red eyes burned into her, glared at her, and—probably all this time huh? All that time she felt like she was being watched out here in the woods. Had it been watching? Waiting to make the kill?

Olive found herself shrinking beneath its gaze, trying to hide her shivering form.

Something grabbed her jaw. It was hard and smooth like plastic, but solid, not flesh, as it forcefully pulled her forward. She choked on air, unable to look away from those red eyes.

Ol wasn’t quite sure what happened next. She just…kinda went limp, her body folding under her. Maybe it was the shock, the fear, the stress, but she never hit the muddy ground. No, she was caught by what she can only assume are hands, which slowly maneuvered and manipulated her body with surprising care. Whatever it was, it was mindful of her shoulder when she whimpered in pain. She realized she was shivering. Violently. God she'll probably catch one helluva cold.

Warmth.

Olive was pressed up against something warm and soft, like some sort of blanket and if that didn’t take her out instantly, the exhaustion sure did.