#aaahhhh shit im having feelings again

[carlosoliveiras-wife]

hi so the the year is coming to a close soon so i thought i'd do a diff take on promoting. i'm gonna give my friends shoutouts because they all deserve it ok !!

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@lunaravem — i've known you for years atp and you have nonstop been my biggest supporter like holy shit raven. you're so nice and so sweet and you give nothing but buckets of positivity and kindness to me but you're also sosososo funny like wtf was last night. everyone should follow raven because hes such a joy to befriend even if hes shy or hes a little closed off— hes got a head full of thoughts and he's filled with insane amounts of creativity that i admire him for. hes also one of the people heavily helped me come out of my shell and embrace my selfshipping when it was happening. thank you raven i owe you all of my organs

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@cosmoboba — MY STARSHINE!!!! MY LITTLE SHITHEAD!!! WHATS UP DUDE!!! shoutout to you because i've known you for the longest and i am clexis' biggest fan forever. YOU'RE SO FUNNY BUT SO SO SO SO SO SO CREATIVE AND I BLOW UP AT HOW MUCH YOU CREATE AND THINK AND MAKE AND AAAHDJENDHSBEB YOUR SHIPS ARE ALSO SO GOOD AND SO AMAZING. LITERALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BEFRIEND COSMO OK!!!!

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@gregtastic92 — greg is a massive sweetheart as well, and i've also known him for literal years. recently things happened with him, and he went through something harsh, and it was not something he deserved. greg is nothing but a sweet man and a fucking joy to be around, who happens to make me smile a lot when we interact. if he joins yumeblr im gonna promo the fuck out of him ok!!!

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@hiskee — HEI MY BELOVED HEI while i know you dont use tumbles often i'm giving you the shoutout here anyways ok. you're such an amazing person and you are so funny and soso nice too. your designs always go insanely hard and your art is immaculate!!! not to mention that every ounce of creativity you put into your ocs and your ships and every little detail you do is amazing and i admire you so much for that holy shit!!!

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@rainbowsignal — SWANSWAN MY FRIEND SWAN. you are soooo so so nice and i have known you for a long while as well. you're so so supportive and so funny. kanaswan forever is such a ship thats been so beautiful to watch grow. you've opened up so much and i think thats so beautiful and i am so proud of who you've become :] I THINK I OWE YOU MY LIFE FOR YOU HAVING TO DEAL WITH ME. LIKE MY GOD. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME GO NUTS ABOUT KANASWAN SOMETIMES OK. THANK YOU FOR THE SWEET WORDS YOU GIVE TO MY STUFF WHEN YOU DO. AAAHH

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@cupiidzbow — FREDDIE!!!!! OAIRHRKDJESHSJS I RECENTLY BEFRIENDED YOU AND OSUDHRJE TO HAVE SOMEONE I LOOKED UP TO FOLLOW ME BACK...I THINK I EXPLODED. you're so fucking nice. hello. like literally you are sosososo silly and so sweet and ?? like what the fuck. i love getting to commission you because youre so phenomenal to work with and so nice and. heoehthdhehjehdhshsHEEHEE yknow??? AND GOD DAMN YOURE JUST SO NICE I CANT EVEN!!! LIKE FUCK!! YOURE A SWEETHEART I FEEL SO HONORED TO BEFRIEND YOU ONGJDJDJDHS?/?-!

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@jayjayartzz — **grips you in my palms** JAYJAY MY FRIEND JAYJAY i know we dont talk as much as we used to but you make me laugh so fucking much. i miss all of your ship content it humors me and it makes me feel good when i read it okay. you're a pleasure to be around we need to vc more often and do the knockoff southern accents again. YOU'RE SO FUN TO BE AROUND THOUGH AND I LOVE THAT FOR YOU!! AAAHHHH!!

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@moonlitdeerr — FAWN !!! MY FRIEND FAWN!!! every interaction we've had has always made me smile and you've always been sososo kind to me and seeing you gush and obtain more lovelies is so so so nice to see okay. and i feel so honored to have met you and suehrhdhshehdbbs im shaking you repeatedly you are just SOOOOO KIND OK!!

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@sleuthinginstinct — ICARUS. MY FRIEND ICARUS. MY LITTLE GUY ICARUS. the gorokisser. the astarionsmoocher. the ruiliker. and then you liked a guy from either csm or jjk i cannot remember for sure. im almost there i swear. ANYWAYS NOT THE POINT YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART!! AND YOU ARE SOOOOSTBDJSN I LOVE WATCHING YOU CREATE AND DEVELOP YOUR STUFF. GETS EMOTIONAL. YOURE ALSO SUCH A SUPPORTER TO SO MANY OTHERS AND I JUST. ICARUS. NY FRIEND ICARUS

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@luaseternal — LÚA MY GEM!!! i know i have your dm unread holy shit i am so sorry but but but i will get to it soon ANYWAYS ANYWAYS AIRHROSHEJEHEHSBHE I FUCKING LOVE YOUR SHIP CONTENT!!!! its always so good and so creative and so amazingly thought out. AND YOURE SO SO NICE TOO LIKE AIEHRHDHWHEJE MY GOD!!! EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOU OK!!!

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@ode-to-joie — **grips you** JOIE. MY FRIEND JOIE. THE GANONKISSER. THE ACTUAL OLD GUY LIKER. you're so nice like actually how do i even. like like you have been such a supporter of mine since i joined the community and im so (fanning my face heavily). YOU'RE SOOOO AUSHRJDHWJEHE i think you're like. one of the people who i saw having a lot of romantic f/os and i just felt better about having a lot myself okay. YOU ARE SO!! HMGNGDNDNDBNDBD!!!!!

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[fefairys]

53 54 55 56 57 59 60 68 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 . lol i just want u to do all of them

ur crazy i love u so much <3 under the cut again

53. Alpha kids or Beta kids? grrrrr I LIKE THEM ALL!!!!! im gonna say alpha kids cuz theyre underrated and im an alpha kid lover, but i really love them all :/

54. Alpha trolls or Beta trolls? beta trolls.

55. Beforus or Alternia? beforus is really interesting to look at because its so nuanced, i think. alternia is fun too because violence and killing and murder and all the trauma that comes with that, but there's also the insidiousness of beforus being seen as a "utopia" but it actually sucks really bad also, just in more subtle ways. beforus, final answer.

56. Derse or Prospit? DERSE GANG BABEY!!!! I LIKE. PURBLE!!!!

57. The Felt or The Midnight Crew? oh man i really like all the funnie time powers of the felt. gonna go with them even tho i love the midnight crew dearly as well.

59. Red team or blue team? i think red team would be more fun to be on because of the drama of it all

60. Meat or candy? oouugugughhhhhh..... both. neither. certain aspects of each. throw it all in the garbage. reread it 10 times. AAAHHHH

68. already answered

70. Do you like your God Tier outfit? (maid of heart) yeah i think its alright. looks comfy 👍 a fun dress might be nice tho...

71. Ship headcanons? this is too vague im going to eat you.

72. Character headcanons? eating you again this is EVEN MORE VAGUE

73. Meteor trip headcanons? man i dunno. rose and vriska stumbling upon each other alone at one point and its really awkward at first because theyve never really talked and rose probably dislikes vriska from the things kanaya has said about her, but she is very intriguing isn't she? they get to talking, as light players do, and vriska thinks rose is super cool, maybe she even says "You know what, Lalonde? You're actually pretty alright." and rose... hmm... rose wants to keep her distance, karkat and kanaya have both told her so many accounts of vriska being just straight up fucking evil. rose would probably suspicious of her trying to befriend her. i don't know that's all i've got idk what happens next.

74. Earth C headcanons? big polycule.

75. already answered

76. Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite? kidswaps i have found more intriguing than bloodswaps for some reason.. i really like dave lalonde and rose strider i think that is rife for some super interesting shit going on. but idk i dont really think about AUs like this very much!

77. Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite? again havent really thought about it. designing the kids as trolls is really fun, but haven't thought about the implications or anything!

78. Do you use quadrants IRL? yup. you know this, juice, my kismoirailsis lol... fun fact for anyone else reading this, me and juice started as kismesises, which tends to surprise people who know us irl because we seem like we're sooo in love (which we are) but yeah we are still kismesises under that :) real!

79. Do you like celebrating 4/13? hell fucking yeah brother its a high holy day for me

91. Favorite hemocaste? aw man idk. probably gold. cool powers and usually nerds, whats not to love!

92. Favorite typing quirk? typing quirks are so fun i like all of em!!! T3R3Z1'S 1S D3F1N1T3LY 4 F4VOR1T3 THOUGH!!!

93. Favorite MSPFA? i have never read one all the way through </3 vast error is pretty cool but i am NOT caught up on it at all. thats the only one i've gotten super far in :/ sowwy

94. What would your strife specibus be? hmmmm.... i've always liked the idea of umbrellakind theres so much u can do with that, that's why i gave it to my first fantroll ever! so yeah i'll go with that. umbrella.

95. already answered

96. What would your lusus be? i want it to be a kitty... idk tho my trollsona's lusus is dead i havent really thought about it!

97. What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac? definitely a low one, still. idk rust feels right!

98. What characters do you relate most to? well.

99. already answered

100. One popular HS opinion you agree with? uh idk davekat and rosemary good 👍 :)

[paint-music-with-me]

that writing feral urge to rewrite all of "your gear and my gown" bc for some reason the ittpai feels getting too strong in your heart bc if patpran can get a relatively good pacing and happy ending then I want the same thing for ittpai too???

[aliceblisss]

i was wondering if you could do a part 2 for the undercover couple one ? I LOVED IT SM

Yes I most definitely can! Sorry this took so long but here it is; enjoy!

AN: IM FINALLY POSTING THIS AAAHHHH SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

CW: dom Spence, unprotected sex, lil bit of degradation, pet name (kitten), rough sex

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It has been the most torturous 3 days of my life.

Having to work with Spencer and act like everything is normal has been insanely hard. Our dynamic has changed completely.

Usually we have our banter and everyday arguments. I don’t like him. He doesn’t like me. And that’s the way things are.

But now every snarky comment comes charged with sexual tension. Every look, every slight touch feels more intense than it should. I get flustered around him, something that never happened before. And I hate it. I hate all of it.

All because we kissed. Well technically he kissed me; so really it’s his fault.

Spencer. Ugh.

I hate him now. I hate him because the kiss was so good. I hate him because he’s invaded my thoughts. Every time I look at him I think of his lips on mine, his hands wrapped around me, me grabbing onto his perfect head of hair.

Shit. Since when does Spencer Reid have sex appeal?

I’m standing in the kitchen making myself a coffee and I feel the presence of someone behind me; it’s Spencer.

He stands right behind me and says lowly, “You’re in the way”

I ignore him.

He sighs and simply leans forward to reach over me for a mug in the top cabinet. His body is practically pressing against mine and I freeze in place. The way he towers over me makes my mind run wild with very inappropriate scenarios.

God y/n snap out of it.

“Must you always be a nuisance?” He mumbled.

“Must you always be an uptight prick?” I mumbled back.

He dropped his spoon and inhaled sharply through his nose, clearly irritated.

I sneak a glance at him and notice his under eye circles are deeper and darker than usual.

“You look like hell” I say.

“Gee thanks y/n! I feel like it too” he said sarcastically.

He was pissed. There was definitely something else going on because I had barely said anything and he was already in a mood.

“Wow, the stick is really up your ass today huh?” I spoke without a second thought. And when I saw the death glare he sent me I regretted it; I regret poking the bear.

His eyes pierced my soul as he stepped forward, eliminating the distance between us and towering over me. He looked like he wanted to say something but didn’t. He looked like he wanted to grab me but didn’t.

I watched as his hand flexed and closed into a firm fist, then fell onto the counter next to me. He took a deep breath and quickly left without saying a word.

I was frozen in place once again, dazed, confused, and slightly turned on for some reason.

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It’s been a slow day of just paperwork. For the first time in weeks we don’t have a case. A case would be handy right about now to keep my mind off Spencer.

I’ve been mostly day dreaming and trying to sneak glances at him. He seems to be focused on his work and it’s so sexy.

He’s rolled up the sleeves of his button up shirt, exposing his forearms. They’re stronger and veiner than I expected.

I watch the way he licks his lips every few minutes, the way he rubs his temple with his middle finger when he’s stumped on something, the way he occasionally runs his hands through his messy hair.

I’m getting all hot n’ bothered in my desk at 2:34 in the afternoon. This is ridiculous.

I abruptly stand up and stomp over to García’s lair.

I burst in, “García give me something to do”

“Don’t you have like tons of paperwork?” She turns around in her swivel chair.

“Yes,” I begrudgingly admit, “but it’s boring. I need something else. Anything.”

She sighs and looks over her desk to see if she can find something for me to do. “Oh!” She exclaims.

“Here,” she rolls over to me with a flash drive in her hand. “There’s some files in here we need to print”

I scrunch up my face in confusion, “What for?”

“Small town police station that only uses paper and the one computer they do have is older than Rossi” she rolls her eyes.

I can’t help but laugh, “Okay Pen, you got it”

I take the flash drive and walk out as I hear her very enthusiastic “Thank youuuu!” from behind me.

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There’s a lot of files to print so I’m in the copy room for a while. This is somehow even more boring than the paperwork.

After about fifteen minutes I hear the door open behind me and an annoyed scoff.

I wonder who it could be.

Of course it’s Spencer Reid, the very man I’m trying to escape.

I sigh, “What are you doing here Reid?” I keep my back to him.

“I came here to work out—what do you think I’m doing here y/n?” He said very sarcastically.

It’s the second time he’s been extra nasty towards me today and not in a good way.

“Okay what’s your issue?” I blurt out, turning to face him only to find him just a few centimeters away from my face.

“It’s quite simple; you” he replies.

I scoff. “Look I know you don’t like me, I don’t like you either. But if you have an actual problem with me just say so. Don’t go around being all passive aggressive with me; I’m not JJ”

His mouth fell slightly open and he glared at me. I glared back.

“Yeah I have a problem with you y/n, in fact I have many. So many I wouldn’t even know where to start”

“Well start somewhere bud because I have plenty of time” I cross my arms over my chest and lift up my chin. We’re still quite close to each other and I’m backed up against the printer.

He nods while pursing his lips as he looks away for a second. He looks back at me and gets closer, lower, and says lowly, “You really wanna know my problem with you?”

I gulp. Admittedly I’m all bark and little bite. And seeing the dark look on Spencer’s face is making me very nervous.

“The memory of your lips on mine. How good it felt. How much I wanna do it again,” he pushed me fully up against the printer and placed both his hands on it at my sides, getting at eye level with me.

“How much I wanna taste more of you” he practically whispered now as he stared at my lips. “And I hate that I can’t get you out of my head y/n. It drives me insane. I couldn’t sleep last night. Instead my head was flooded with how much I want—no, need you”

“Spencer I-” I can’t even remember what I was trying to say. All I remember is Spencer cutting me off with a kiss. A quick yet deep kiss that left me wanting more.

He pulled away and said, “Meet me in the men’s bathroom in the hallway with no cameras in eight minutes. Make sure nobody sees you” and walked out.

“What the fuck just happened?” I whispered to myself as my lips tingled with the phantom feeling of his lips.

Am I really gonna meet him in the bathroom? If I do what’s gonna happen? Well I have an idea of what could happen; it’s precisely what I’ve been day dreaming of non stop. I wanna go. I wanna do bad things with that man.

Once the eight minutes are up I decide I’m gonna wait one minute more and see what happens. He seems like the type that would punish me for being late. He already berates me about my tardiness daily.

Now that nine minutes have passed I leave the copy room and make sure nobody is around. I make my way to the hallway with no cameras and once I’m sure nobody will catch me I walk into the men’s room.

As soon as I open the door a strong hand pulls me in by my arm and then pushes me up against the wall. Spencer immediately locks the door. He puts one hand on the wall next to my head and another next to my waist.

He leans in, “You’re a minute late”

“Upset I made you wait?” I tease.

“I don’t think you realize how badly I want you y/n. I’m not even ashamed of admitting it anymore. And since you came in here I can assume you want me too, is that right?”

I nod as I stare into his lust filled eyes. He grabs my waist and pulls me closer.

“Use your words kitten” he growls.

I can feel the wetness in my panties grow more and more. “Yes, I want you Spencer” my voice betrays me so it comes out as a whisper.

He smirks devilishly before pulling me in more and kissing me again. This time it’s hungrier, desperate. We both pull at each other’s clothes to somehow get closer to each other. There’s a growing heat between us and it’s taking over.

He grabs my ass with both hands then moves them to my thighs to lift me up; my legs are now wrapped around his hips and I can feel his hard arousal.

The kiss is sloppy with tongues tangled and teeth clashing. Fingers tangled in hair and moans trapped in the middle of it all. It’s chaotic to say the least but we both need more.

He moves us over to the sink tabletop and plops me down; my legs still straddling him. He unbuttons my shirt clumsily and I breathe out, “If you rip my shirt I’ll kill you” and he chuckled. But it was dark, as if he took it as a challenge. Thankfully though he didn’t rip my shirt.

Instead I was met with his warm sweet mouth on my skin. He kissed and licked up my stomach and chest. He pulled my bra down and I could’ve sworn I heard a small whimper escape his lips at the sight of my breasts.

But the moans escaping my lips were undeniable as he sucked softly on my nipples. My vision was blurry. I was overwhelmed with lust for the last man I ever expected to feel lust for. Yet here I am, at his mercy, buckling my hips frantically, desperate for more.

He stopped and looked up at me, “Easy kitten, we’ll get there” with a smirk that made me want to slap him across the face.

“Stop teasing me Reid” I said through gritted teeth.

He got up and said, “Okay,” as he traced his finger up my core, “but you can’t make any noise”

This motherfucker.

And so he started tracing circles over my clit through my pants. I was so sensitive, every nerve was aching for his touch. He began kissing me again. And I had to make him suffer so I started palming his dick through his pants.

I felt him shudder and heard him groan, and I couldn’t help but smile.

“You bitch” he breathed out in between heavy panting. I simply smiled again and said, “No noise”

He grunted in annoyance but buckled his hips into my hand, craving more friction. And it was as if we read each other’s thoughts when we began taking each other’s pants off at the same time.

We continued kissing as we lined up our bodies, we were both too turned on to keep waiting. I pumped his dick which was fully erect to the point where it almost looked painful and oozing with precum. He started panting loudly so I put my finger up to his lips and said, “Shh, no noise” with a cocky grin.

“Oh yeah?” he replied. And next thing I know he was lifting me onto his dick.

He’s…big, to say the least. So it hurt, but it was the good kinda pain. I moaned, loudly. He quickly placed a hand over my mouth and smiled at me as he slowly thrusted into me.

I had to keep my eyes from rolling back as the waves of pleasure washed over me. My entire body was tingling. His thrusts started getting faster and faster and I was already nearing my climax.

I don’t know what was blowing my mind more; how good he was fucking me or the fact that the man fucking me this good was Dr. Spencer Reid.

Suddenly we hear a stern knock at the door followed by a, “Reid, you in there?”. It was Hotch.

Shit shit shit

Reid took a second to compose himself well enough to respond, “Yeah! Sorry I think I had some bad Thai food last night.” But he hasn’t stopped. He’s still fucking me into oblivion. I’m holding onto his neck and shoulders for dear life.

“It’s alright I just need you to verify something for me from today’s paper work so I can send it” Hotch replies from the other side of the door.

“Okay I’ll be out in a minute!” Reid replies and we hear Hotch’s footsteps getting farther away.

I look at him and say, “A minute?”

He looks back at me and grins, “I said I’d be out in a minute, you and I will be done in 30 seconds”

My brain was mush at that point, his thrusts were getting harder and deeper.

“Count back, 25, 24,” he started.

“23, 22, 21–shit Spence, 19” I continued but I could barely form words.

He was hitting my g spot over and over again. I threw my head back and moaned the numbers, “15, 14, 13–oh Spencer!”

He covered my mouth again and continued counting for me, though I could tell he was struggling, his knees were getting shaky and his thrusts sloppy.

He kissed me once more before there were only five seconds left. “5, 4, 3, 2–oh!” he gasped as we both came together.

I was almost screaming but it was muffled by his hand as my orgasm crashed my body and caused me to shake and spasm. His knees gave out and he fell forward.

We held each other as we both caught our breath and I could feel his cum oozing out of my pussy.

Once he regained some strength he straightened himself and put his pants back on. He then quickly got paper with water and helped me clean off.

Once he was done with that he checked himself in the mirror one last time, gave me a wink with a cocky smirk and left without another word; leaving me speechless and satisfied this time.

[peachache]

:^^^^^^)

[surajmukhis]

tagged by @martinmynster noh!!!! thanks!!! tag games are like calcium for my bones!!

favourite time of year

i like spring a lot bc i love how everything starts to slowly get warmer and then within two days, it's summer again <3 also flowers fuck yeah

comfort food

holy shit i don't think i have one ????? i've sat with this one for hours and i still can't think of anything. [recs welcome ty]

do you collect something

matchboxes!!! i like to try doing miniature paintings on them <3 i'm not an artist by any stretch of the imagination but here's my last attempt:

for once i was happy with how it turned out :D

favourite drink

i love you cold bournvita i love you sweet chocolate milk i love you little islands of bournvita powder floating on the surface i love you cute cup i drink my daily bournvita in i love you eight-year-old me for throwing that tantrum abt drinking plain milk so maa had to trick me into drinking it another way i lov--

favourite song

like noh said. does this exist. how do we pick. but ok here are some rotating faves: -je te laisserai des mots ; cover by mae lee -thanks ; seventeen -ek dil ek jaan ; padmaavat

current favourite song

aaahhhh!!!!! pain destruction death!!!! idk uh probably who are you [bambam & seulgi] or 2easy [NIve & heize]

favourite fic

i'm such a possessive gatekeep-y bastard about my fave fics but the writing and characterisation for these kicked in my door and then my teeth so: star chaser by cygnus ; on the booze with brahms by novembermagpie ; there's a howling that stays beneath my skin by lunacanislupus_22 and a billion others i need to comb through my ao3 for. also dr*rry toilet supremo used to be my belovedest

tagging: [im abt to tag a whole bunch of people and also some mutuals i've never spoken to before (but dearly adore<3) so feel free to ignore/respond as you'd like!!!]

@rythyme @snimeat @onstoryladders @somebodycallixii @oysterish-sympathies @magicaldreamfox1 @milkpansa @nongnaos @isvisomewhere @i-got-the-feels

and anyone else who'd like to do it!!! pls tag me 🌻

[sparring-spirals]

AJSDadsjg please don't stop writing twins meta, it's so good and I really just want to point at it and Them and Kith and Kin and scream tbh... I love these idiots so much...

Aaahhhh thank you!!! Thats extremely flattering. :D honestly im so glad other people also get the *gestures inarticulately and makes emotional noises* from Kith and Kin because OH BOY. DO I. DO I. those two are just. what the Hell. what the Hell. Look them........ beautiful fools with trust issues up the wazoo and all kinds of ill-advised coping mechanisms. i adore them.

If its any consolation I probably won't stop writing twins meta! If only because they have wormed their way into my heart and once characters do that I kind of. At any point in time I can be Attacked by thoughts and feelings about them and meta rolls out of me. This is just how I live now.

(i will say it won't necessarily be consistent. I try really hard not to spam-write a bunch of metas about one/two characters when I am Lost In The Sauce for them. Both for everyone else's benefit and so i can make sure the metas have a """point""" beyond me keysmashing furiously. So in theory I rotate subjects/characters. Characters can not get written about for a while either bc I am not having huge feelings about them or bc I am, and I gotta Get That Shit In Line.)

But, once I adore a character, that shit is irrevocable. They're mine now. :D so youll def get twins meta again! We just never know when.

[forjongseong]

NANA I AM FINALLY HERE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH okay the way you described Jay cooking and his mom telling him to chill BRUH LMAO me tbh and then MR. LEE THE REALEST ONE OUT HERE approaching jay!!!!!!

Is this a goodbye set?

SHUT THE FUCK-

-

I don’t feel like pushing the trolley alone.

BRUH ME AF LMAO i always take my nieces and nephews to the store with me. i make them push the carts and carry the basket. lol they think im buying them things, WHICH I DO, but i make them work for me hehehehehehh

-

Each day you spend with Heeseung, you learn something new about Jay.

STOP IT! MY HEART IS BREAKING ALREADY.

-

“Do you see him in your future?”

NANA! not me listening to taylor swift and crying omfg I CANT WAIT TO TELL MY BF LATER AND CRY TO HIM T_T

-

You rolled over to the right side of your bed, where Jay used to sleep. You caught a whiff of his scent from the pillowcase and you froze.

omg nana, not me legit crying lol like idk what it is about me rn, but i am IN TEARS emo hours hitting hard lolol maybe because i was brought back to when my bf and i first broke up and i was missing him. ugh, we were stupid then but stupidly in love now. dhadhashsahahaah T-T

-

When ordering a drink at a café, he mentioned your favorite drink instead of his own

stopppppppp it omfg my heart is crushing i- i cant right now.

-

Surprisingly, Jinyoung did not fall back and instead retaliated, landing a punch on Jay’s face.

THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED but i need to stop screaming. my sister is asleep and she works third shift sfashdhajdsak

-

He let you move his face around, and although he looked serious, he was dying inside from having to suppress the feeling of wanting to just pull you into his embrace.

nana i am gushing here LORDDDD i can picture this all so well T-T jay just wanting to just throw everything away and hug her aaahhhh!!

-

Soon after, you stopped in your tracks and looked down, sobbing.

i wasnt gonna comment on this but I JUST HAD TO. i paused from reading and broke down crying idk why defghdjsakda maybe because i've been here before and i understand where she's coming from

-

“I’ve said stuff I didn’t mean that ended up driving you away.”

Jay chuckled softly. “If anything, I should be the one apologizing for leaving you all alone.”

me cryingcryingcrying omfg DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE, NANA? lmao jkjk

-

“Hey, Park, I just wanted to ask—Oh, shit.”

HWI I AM CRYING HERE OMG WHY DID U RUIN THE MOMENT SDFGHJKL

-

He didn’t need to walk through fire, for his fire was you.

my heart is so fucking happy right now, LIKE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

-

OKAY NANA HERE IT IS LMAO i fucking love this series so much. SO FUCKING MUCH. their lil argument and jay being away got me in tears. when she slipped in the bathroom and called for jay, I CRIED. i paused again and broke down crying. like i said, relatable to when my bf and i broke up the first time. im in shambles, speechless, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, NANA. my heart strings were tugged and then i walked through fire with jay T_T thank you soooooooo much for writing this. <3

Man I'm sorry this relates to you so much I swear I wasn't spying on you and your boyfriend! akjsdhkjasdhsakjhsda what Taylor Swift song were you listening too? Did you tell your bf yet?

prepare for part 5.5 in which boss yn and secretary!Jay go on a trip (spoiler alert) with the rest of the hyungline!

[skinnyghosttears]

April 18, 2021

10:20 am

IM 60,25KG IM GONNA SCREAM IM SO HAPPY I WAS SO SCARED AFTER YESTERDAY CALORIE INTAKE OMG LETS FUCKING GOOOOO 🥳

Now I have to go and cook the lunch but holy shit I will eat the risotto with no guilt aaahhhh

11:46 am

I prepared the desserts and sorted almost all the ingredients for the risotto, I managed to lower a little the calories of it so Im really happy. Maybe I'll allow myself to eat something else during the afternoon, but I'll try to resist if I dont crave it too much.

Mom also told me that maybe they will not be at home for the next weekend so I can eat how and what I want, I want to see how this week will go before decide if I need to do a 24 fast or try to stick to a normal plan so I have better chances of avoid a binge.

12:46 pm

I-

I tried my favourite jeans and they fit??? Am I dreaming? I mean it makes sense because I was around this weight last time I used those but holy shit I was so scared to try them again. Ngl this boosted a lot my confidence, I feel more motivated since this week I messed up almost everyday for a different reason and the number on the scale was still in the same range. Gooood im so happyyyy!

5:10 pm

I went out for a walk with my parents and I burned 308kcal, maybe I'll walk after dinner too but Im not sure, Now Im gonna eat an apple :D

7:45 pm

I wanted to show mom the pair of jeans I tried this morning and she enterd in my room while I was changing, she said that "Im vanishing, Im becoming too skinny and its ok if I will do it just a little more and then stop because its too much" and I just stared at her for some seconds, I wanted to reply "oh so now maybe you'll take my ed seriously :)" (when I talked about this with her she basically said "you are not skinny enough for having an ed") but jn yhe end I just said "mom, im way far from vanishing, I cannot sit with those jeans, Im not vanishing, what do you mean omg" and now I just regret I wanted to show her my peogress because I still want to lose 10kg.

It will be hard. I just want to cry.

11:17 pm

Reached 1080kcal and burned 600, im desperately craving sweet things, I will maybe take a coffee with a lot of sweetener, maybe it will help. Im thinking about wait for the weekend and then take a real big cheat day, but Im so so so scared. During dinner I almost lost control, idk how I just stopped myself in time.

11:36 pm

Coffee really helped. Im gonna drink more water before sleep time, but I think thats it for today.

[sinkingwmyships]

hEY BABY

im back at it again with

JJBA (VA) Purge AU (3)

yeeee this is the one abt the relationship scenarios ;)))

part 1 | part 2

i highly recommend checking out the previous parts first, if not this might be kinda hard to follow

between me and my 1.5 braincells we're trying really hard y'all so pls go easy on us show some support ;_;

OKAY

(oh yea a heads-up no ships are decided yet so treat all these relationship scenarios as hcs (yea imma make AUs inside an AU lmfao))

tw: (1 mention of) homophobia, referenced past abuse, bullying (??)

1. fugio

the first scenario that popped into my head is that Fugo and Giorno go to the same university (for some reason Gio's parents can afford to send him there, idk he probably got financial aid or sth, and then after he killed them (😳 awkwardddd) he's probably using their life insurance in fear of it running out). and Fugo doesn't really care for Gio bc he's a rich boye and he has his quality™️ elite friend circle so why bother himself w a nobody. but in reality all of Fugo's friends are either only on a social level (u know those ppl who you're friends w but u won't necessarily have deep convos w them or choose to hang out w them n stuff), or they're fake and only hang out w him bc of his wealth & status, or bc their rich parents are friends. plus (im referring to the anime backstory here), after the scandal w that professor who sexually harassed him, many ppl secretly hate him and talk shit abt him behind his back due to homophobia.

but anyway, Fugo's plotting against all those biches :) so where does Giorno come in? Gio, being this innocent poor boy who doesn't have a home to go back to, lives on dorm. and let's just say Fugo does too bc he doesn't have the best relationship w his demanding parents, so he was overjoyed when he finally talked them into letting him move from home into the dorms instead. (side note he prolly doesn't Purge his parents bc he needs their money.) so Gio and Fugo know of each other, but not acquaintances or anything.

and then

one day when Fugo's either

running into trouble with some authority figure at school again

just minding his own business and planning his Purge targets

Gio walks in on him, and he's either like

"omg Fugo r u ok do u need help what happened"

"omg Fugo idk what happened between u and ur targets but Purging ain't good, pls reconsider"

and Fugo, having the short-ass fuse that he does (plus probably having his pride wounded and just general mistrust of the ppl around him spurring him on):

"stfu u know nothing about me, but now you've seen this i guess it wouldn't hurt to kill you too"

"stfu u know nothing about me, ur probably one of those happy asshats that have no need for Purges, reconsider?? haha the only thing i'll reconsider is if i'll add u to my kill list" (bc if Gio reports him or sth, Fugo & his fam can get into trouble, since his targets are probably rich and/or influential ppl, but it isn't Purge time yet, so it can be considered malicious intent and/or attempted murder i guess, and so anyone who has any beef w the Fugo fam can bring them down) (i know nothing abt law don't come for me)

and then Gio is like "fuck dis shit im out" and he skrts tf out of there, but sadly Fugo ain't lying 😔 the day of the Purge comes, and Giorno was just trying to barricade himself inside his dorm room when suddenly, Fugo pulls an FBI OPEN UP and breaks inside using all his high-tech weaponry n stuff (i'll share my hcs for chara design later!!). Gio is freaking out so he jumps out the window into the streets, even risking going outside during Purge just so he can get away, but oh 🅱️oy is Fugo stressed tonight. and he literally hunts Gio down and almost kills him

uNTIL!!!¡!

2. abbacchio & giorno:

(SORRY I JUST LOVE DADBACCHIO & GIORSON SO MUCH)

Abbacchio is tasked w hunting down a certain rogue criminal, so he's la-di-da cruising thru Naples to get to Bucci's house, when suddenly this fucking kid comes running up to him with his hair and clothes all messed up and tears running down his face, and is like "pls help me sir i beg u i just need somewhere to hide pls i don't want to do this i don't want to die" and Abba's like "fuq??" but then he hears manic laughter and chainsaws revving and shit, and the kid sniveling all over his crisp™️ Purge suit looks like he can explode with fear at any moment (and plus Abba understands that nobody would ever run up to another person for help during Purge like this, unless it's really their last option), so he sighs, "fine. get behind me."

the kid drops to his knees and Abba can't help but think "aaahhhh fucking dead weight", but he said he'd help, so that's what he's gonna do. now ANOTHER kid rounds the corner but he barely looks sane, he seems almost possessed by something. *fighting ensues* but being a professional cop Abba knocks the kid out cold w a few swift moves, and when he drops to the ground that crazy expression finally leaves his face. he's already wasted too much time, so Abba turns to Kid 1 and is like "go back home brat and dont get into trouble again", but Kid 1 is still a trembling mess on the ground, and he says "i don't have any home to go back to."

subconscious Abba's like "well that's between you and god" but he knows he's basically this kid's god now (besides, there can't possibly be a god that would let things like Purges happen), so he's like, "fine. get in the car and DON'T get in my way" but THEN Kid 1 points to the passed-out demon child, "but we can't leave him here"

A: "he was gonna KILL you!!"

K1: "i know but he didn't mean it, he was just not thinking straight"

A: "Purges ain't where ppl think str8 kid, besides if he didn't really wanna Purge he wouldn't have geared himself up that well"

K1: “but he’s not a bad person. please, if we leave him out here in this state he’ll be killed for sure.”

at this point Abbacchio can't understand wtf Kid 1 is thinking, but for the first time in years he finds some of the humanity he was hoping to regain in Purge, so he's like "fine. haul him into the backseat. but you're sitting with him bc i got my shit in the front. and if he wakes up you're dealing w it this time. cool?"

Kid 1 nods, and surprisingly he has enough strength to shove Kid 2 into the backseat & get in after him. Abba is trying to decide what he wanna do w these kids, when his phone suddenly beeps, and in comes a new message from his superiors, "yo dawg u gotta hurry up and kill that Bucciarati guy, we'd better not catch u slacking" and he's like "yo Kid 1, can u fight?"

"uh, a bit. why?"

"well, that's what you're gonna do for me in return for my protection."

anywhooooo i imagine that later on, Fugo wakes up like "ugh wtf hello concussions????" and he sees Gio standing over him, and he snaps into defensive mode, sitting up and shoving Gio away and everything. but then he sees that Gio's hands are empty, save for maybe a bottle of water and a towel, and somehow Fugo's own wounds are all cleaned and bandaged, and he groans:

"dude, what the fuck are you doing? did i pass out? did you find help?"

G: "you got hit over the head pretty hard, don't move so suddenly."

F: "haha yea thanks i can feel that myself, anyway wtf were you doing?"

G: "uhhhhh... abbacchio patched you up but your face was really grimy so he told me to clean you up, and maybe give you some water?"

F: "no. i mean like what the fuck were you doing????? braincells hello?? kill me! i should be dead!!! is Purge over?? did the sirens go off before you can finish me?"

he suddenly notices how Gio just recoils and sits there with his eyes squeezed shut as Fugo shouts at him and flings his arms around. but he's seen how Gio defended himself against him, so he knows this guy can fight and is no stranger to Purges. this is the first mystery his 152 IQ has encountered in a long time, so Fugo reaches out to get Gio's attention, but then Gio jumps and slaps his hand away so hard Fugo feels his bruised brain jar. he pulls back immediately, holding his hands up, palms forward, finally kind of able to pierce together what's going on inside the blond's mind:

"sorry. wasn't gonna attack you. just... wasn't sure if you were listening to me, so i tried to get your attention."

"i was."

"okay. sorry." Fugo tries, but Gio is already standing up and leaving, glassy green eyes looking anywhere but at him. "wait! Gior— ugh??"

he almost faceplants the ground again. where's my stupid-ass helmet???? i need to be on balance mode stat. but then Fugo feels two arms helping him up, and he looks up to see Gio, frowning in distaste but still supporting him all the same. he feels bad for asking (as if he hasn't bothered this poor guy enough): "uh, so, what exactly happened while i was passed out?"

oh, honey...

a lot :)

BUT PLOT SPOILERS SO THIS ENDS HERE!!!!!! xD

ya know i might actually go w fugio after all :00 but if i do end up writing this, it will span over 12 hours / 1 Purge only, so even if there are ships they'll probably only be implied, instead of madly into each other by the end of everything :P

to be cont’d… 👀🔪 perhaps with other relationship hcs :0 or chara design?? who knows. suggestions?

feel free to drop any questions you have, or just scream to me in the cmts in general!! i’m happy to answer anything, from chara motives to backstory clarification, or anything else!! ik up to now these posts have just been walls of texts, so :’D thanks for reading thooooo 💖

part 4 | part 5

[ccatvalentine]

murder house | pilot

introduction

Season 1 - Murder House 

Episode 1 - Pilot

word count: 2,438

1978 

Far above , the branches twisted like distorted limbs reaching out. The forboding tree reaching out towards you. The open gates, showcasing a gnarled, old looking- house and a young girl standing  on the front lawn

CRASH! A sound crashes as someone throws a rock at the window of an abandoned house and shatters it. 

Bryan jokes “Hey, Troy. You're a dork.”

“Hey, shut up. Hey, freak.” Troy insults.

On Bryan’s way to the front door, Bryan blows some kisses at Addie who stares back at him, keeping a straight face.

“Excuse me. You are going to die in there.” the mysterious girl warns.

 “Shut your mouth, or we're gonna kick your ass!” Troy says,angry at the girl.

Bryan “We got bats.”

Troy moans “I hate trees!”

As they enter the house, Addie chants “You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it.”

Troy “Yeah!”

Bryan “Yeah!”

The boys smash everything inside of the house with their bats.

 “Troy” Bryan says he looks at the door.

 “Awesome, go,” Troy forced.

“No, you go, shithead.” Bryan says, not wanting to go first.

The boys go down the stairs, not knowing the dangers that they are about to face.

 “Check it out." Troy pushed.

They find a room full of jars filled with human's and animal's parts. Troy picks up a jar containing an ear and drops it. As a result, it shatters onto the ground.

“It stinks in here. It stinks like shit. You remember last summer when we get the raccoon stuck in our chimney? That's what it smells like. Let's go find it.” Troy says, disgusted.

“No, it smells bad... I'm getting out of here.” Bryan says.

Troy goes further into the room, poping his crackers, while Bryan turns around, up the stairs. Suddenly, the popping stops. Bryan stops his ascension.

 "Troy? " Bryan questions.

(A bottle rolls across floor)

 "Troy? Who's down there? Cut it out, Troy. Cut it out." Bryan asks again, scared. 

 Bryan finds Troy on the ground, his throat slashed while Troy is reaching out to him, unable to utter anything. Suddenly, Bryan turns around and sees a terrifying creature called the infantata, running in their direction.

As a result, Bryan starts screaming bloody murder as Addy simply stars back at the house.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

18th July 2011

Ugh this is soooo boring, I don't know why my parents aren't divorced already, whatever, it's not like I care. 

 "Mommmm are we there yet?" I complain.

 " We'll be there soon honey. " mom says looking at me from the mirror thing.

Vivien : The light is different out here. It's softer.

Violet : It's called smog.

Ben : You should be excited, Vi. You can stop sneaking cigarettes and just start taking deep breaths.

Violet : I need to go to the bathroom.

Ben : We're almost there.

Violet : I need to go.

Ben : Vi, it's a freeway. Really, where do you want me to pull over? Maybe the Honda next to us has a bathroom or something.

Violet : Bet if the baby had  to piss , you'd find somewhere.

 "Hey! Don't call me a baby!" I pouted.

Vivien : Really? Violet, I hate that word, unless I'm saying it.

Ben : I'm really glad we named you Violet, instead of our second choice. Same with you Eve.

Violet : Which was?

Vivien : Sunshine.

"lol, cringe." Violet shoots me a ' wtf' look.

Ben : It's funny. Come on, you gotta admit it's funny.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, we’re at the front of our brand new house and dad is ringing the doorbell.

Ben : I love it. Don't you love it, hon? I mean, it looks even better than it did online.

Vivien : Yeah, it's interesting.

“How about you Evelyn?” Dad asks me.

“I think it’s cool and superrr creepy. :) it’s totally haunted!” I beam while Violet keeps on thinking, ‘why does my sister have to be so creepy?’

Violet : Great. So we're the Addams Family now.

Ben : Hey, crabby pants. Come here.

Vivien : What are you doing?

Ben : Isn't this place amazing?

Suddenly, I see an old looking lady open the door.

Marcy : Welcome. It's a classic L.A. Victorian. Built around 1920 by the doctor to the stars at the time. It's just fabulous. These are real Tiffany fixtures. As you can see, the previous owners really loved this place like a child. They restored everything.

‘Tiffany, in that super cool famous store I see big celebrities like Lady Gaga buy and wear???!’ I think, amazed.

Vivian: Gay?

Marcy : What do you think?

Ben : Tiffany. Wow.

Marcy : Do you cook?

Ben : Viv is a great cook. I got her cooking lessons a few years ago, and she ended up teaching the teacher a few things.

Marcy : Cooking lessons... romantic. Aren't you a psychologist?

Ben : Psychiatrist. You said something on the phone about there being a study that I could use as a home office? I'm planning on seeing patients here, so I can spend more time with the family.

‘That’s kinda cool I guess : I wont have to deal with seeing the patients every day. Privacy, at last.’ I smile, happy at the idea.

Marcy : How refreshing.

(Vivien puts her dog down, and it goes running outside the kitchen, yapping)

Vivien : Violet, honey, would you go see where Hayley we-nt? Oh, never mind. Eve, try not to trip sweetheart!

“Hey fluffy, what’s wrong?” her eyes widen (she just came up with this) “I know! It’s ghost... spooky. 😃” Whoever the ghost was, decided to prank her by tapping her on the head lightly. “ Aaahhhh!!!” she screamed while running into her mothers chest while her mother was confused. Nevertheless, she’s pulled her daughter into a hug. “Mom! This shits haunted, so cool!”

Violet was used to this, username to her sister being obsessed and fascinated with scary things. Violet signed and went up to the dog,” What are you yapping at?”

That was soooo epic! Finally, I get to feel a ghost!!😊😃😀 im watching as the loser attempts to open a random creepy door, oh she’s done it, finalllly. I see her go in a bit and peek inside while she goes down the stairs. it's dark and creepy but whatever cool I guess.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

I was walking back to the living room?? area. 

Vivien : This wallpaper is peeling over here. Looks like maybe there's a mural underneath it.

Marcy : The last owners probably covered it up. They were modernists. Speaking of the last owners, full disclosure requires that I tell you about what happened to them.

‘Wait?! something happenedddd???’

Vivien : Oh, God... they didn't die in here or anything, did they?

Marcy : Yes, actually, both of them. Murder-suicide. I sold them the house, too. They were just the sweetest couple. You never know, I guess.

‘omgggggg ghostsss!!!! i called it! 😉’

Ben : That explains why it's half the price of every other house in the neighborhood, I guess.

Marcy : I do have a very nice mid-century ranch, but it's in the Valley, and you're going to get a third of the house for twice the price.

Ben : Right.

Violet : Where did it happen?

Marcy : The basement. 

Violet : We'll take it.

‘:) operation find ghosts!’

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Ben: Come on, babe, let's go to bed. Leave that for the morning.

Vivien : I'm a little bit worried about Violet, you know, these kids here are very different. I don't know if she can handle another year of not fitting in. Same with Evelyn, her friends at her old school weren’t a great influence on her.

Ben : You mean... you can't?

Vivien : Can't believe this place doesn't freak you out a little bit. 'Cause of what happened here?

Ben : My repulsion is tempered by the fact that this house is worth four times what we paid for it, so let's not think about it.

Vivien : This is your professional advice, Doctor, just denial?

Ben : Come on, let me give you a little love. Moving here, buying this house was the exact right thing to do for us and our family. It's a good thing and we deserve some good after all the shit we've been through.

Vivien : I've got some stuff I want to... unpack down in the kitchen. I appreciate that you're trying. I'm trying, too.

Ben : Okay.

Vivien : It's just gonna take some time.

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, I’m at the campus of my new middle school. I see a group of bitchy-looking girls out front.

Maria : Hey! Student council passed a rule against blowing bubblegum.

Katy : yeah, you could choke on it.

‘tf okay karen.’

“I'm new, I didn't know, sorry.” i roll my eyes.

Maria : What the hell is wrong with you? People sit here, they eat here.

“You don't know me. Why are you doing this?”

Katy : Maria's grandmother died from choking on gum, she takes this pretty seriously.

Maria : Eat it... eat it or I'm gonna kick the shit out of you.

“No. What?”

Cathy : Come on, , that's enough.

Maria : No, no, no, I want to see her eat it.

“No. No.”

Maria : Eat it, eat it.

Katy : Maria, seriously, she's like 10.

Maria tries to force me to eat the gum, but I take the gum out of my mouth and place it on Maria’s head. Maria screams.

Maria : You are dead! You are dead!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Currently, I’m peaking, leaning around the corner of my sister’s door.

Tate : This one I did after my dad left. I was ten, I think.

‘Who’s this?’

Violet : Last week, first day at my new school... sucks.

‘Ouch, that looks like it hurts.’

Tate : Westfield, right? The worst. I got thrown out of there.

Violet : I hate it here. I hate everyone. All there bourgeoisy designer bullshit. East Coast was much cooler. I mean, at least we had weather.

Tate : I love it when the leaves change.

Violet : Yeah, me, too.

Tate : Why did you move here?

Violet : My dad had an affair. My mom literally caught him in the act.

‘Yeah, why don’t they divorce then????!!‘ I acidentally slipped as i had been leaning into the door to much. oof

Violet: what are you doing here? wait, were u listening in on our conversation?!

“err, maybe?”

Tate: Who’s this?

“I’m Evelyn, Violet’s better sister, epic ghost hunter😼😎“

Tate smiles lightly, violet says, “whatever, come here.” she puts me on her lap while they carry on their conversatio 

Tate : That's horrible. If you love someone, you should never hurt them... never.

Violet : Right? I know. And the worst part is that six months earlier, my mom had, like, this brutal miscarriage. The baby was seven months old, and we had to have this macabre funeral. Have you ever seen a baby coffin?

Tate sits near Violet and gently touches her wrist.

Tate : I'm sorry.

Violet : Why are you seeing my dad?

Tate : Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. You're smarter than that.

Violet : Want to listen to Morrissey? He's cool and he's pissy and he hates everyone and everything.

Tate : Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

Ben : What are you doing in here?

I turn my head around and see dad by the door

Violet : Just listening to music, Dad.

Ben : You need to leave, Tate. I'm sorry. He shouldn't be in here, and I think you know that... please.

Tate : What's that thing you think I'm afraid of? Fear of rejection?

Ben : Stay away from him.

Violet : Dad, nothing...

Ben : You heard me!

Tate : No! Bullet, bullet, bullet!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

im in the kitchen with mom eating some sweets and i see a women and a girl.

Vivien : I want you to stay out of my house.  Do you understand?

Constance : Can I smoke in here?

Vivien : No. Adelaide, answer me, please.

Addie : Can I pet your dog?

Vivien : No, Adelaide, I want you to stay out of the house. I want you to stop coming in and opening things up and telling me that I'm going to die.

Ben : She said that?

Constance : She says that to everybody. Say you're sorry, Addie.

Addie : No, they did it.

Vivien : Who did it?

Addie : The twins.

Constance : Shh.

Addie : Can I... pet your dog?

Vivien : No, Adelaide, listen to me. I want you to stop coming in here without permission. Am I clear?’

I wisper to mom, ‘why does she always come in the house, i can hear her a lot.’ mom just shrugs

Ben : Vivien.

Vivien : Am I clear?

Addie : Yes.

Vivien : Thank you.

Constance : Time to go, Addie.

Ben : Hallie!

Vivien : Are you okay?

Addie : She shouldn't have done that.

Constance : Sorry about all this. You touch my kid one more time and I will break your goddamn arm.

‘awkward, now thats a TRUE karen’

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

im at school and this bitch is trying to fucking fight me

Violet : I'm not scared of you!

Maria : Should be!

Kids : Fight, fight, fight!

i spit 

Maria: little bitch!

‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵

Vivien : Hey. Whoa. Come here. What happened to your face?

“Fell down.”

Vivien : Come here. Sit, sit, sit. Boy or girl?

“Girls. Three of em.””

Vivien : Hope they look worse than you do. You know their names?

“I'm not narking.”

Vivien : You know, we can easily move you to a different school. There are a lot of really good private schools right in this neighborhood.

“I'm not running away. I'm not scared of them. Not afraid of anything.”

Vivien : It's like that time in kindergarten, when you insisted that I bring you home from the slumber party 'cause all the other girls were sleeping without the nightlight on. I know you've gotten the short end of the stick, lately. This move, and...your dad and I haven't exactly been great to be around.

 “Why don't you guys get divorced, if you're so miserable?”

Vivien : We still love each other.

“ You could've fooled me. I thought you hated each other. Well, at least you hated him. I don't blame you. He was a shithead. Sorry.”

Vivien : It's okay. He was a shithead. You know, we got a lot of history. Your dad's been through a lot, I've been through a lot. Guess we need each other. What are you scared of?

“You said I'm not scared of anything, so... what scares you?”

Vivien : Lately? Everything. Life will do that to you.

[hey-hey-chan]

ahaha it seems like everyone took that carrd from me lol.. and congrats on your first year of college!! that seems so exciting omg.. anyways about me i just graduated hs (you'll see me post about it on ig once i feel like it hehehe) and im taking a gap year!! cause of my age and also i need to apply to college again lol (actually im thinking about applying to your school but idk yet 😭) but yeah im trying to be more active on ig, not only with activism but also personal stuff cause i feel like i

“+ need to update everyone now that im out of school 😭 ooooh also i need to add you to my close friends list!! it's not like "close" close friends but just people i trust and you're always so warm and kind to me 😭😭💖”

thank you!! it feels good to complete this school year LOL 

wait ...hold up.... 

u just graduated hs??? SRSLY?? holy shit i thought u were still 14 cuz apparently i forgot that ppl aged from since i first met them omfg im so sorry sjdghsfdjghfdgjlhfgjlsdfhgfjldgh IM LAUGHING AT MYSELF SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG AAAHHHH IM SO SORRY AAHHH 

but congrats on graduating hs!!! wOOHOO im so proud of u heheh and ooo a gap year ~ that’s honestly smart cuz u dont wanna get burnt out plus it would suck to take this first year of college online :( 

aHH apply to uw!! it’ll be so fun~ heheh i mean, im biased but i think it’s a great school :^) 

and yess i definitely felt the pressure to be on ig more often after i completed hs ... but then i got sick of it when i went to college LOL  it’s hard to update stuff all the time :// and yay~ close friend’s list ~ :0 i would be honored :,) and courtney, you’ve always been so kind to me too~ i do not have a close friend’s list cuz i have a boring life, but if i had one, i would add u to it <3

[paint-music-with-me]

ok so 

i’ve been thinking about what i want in s2 bc what else can i do while i wait for saturday to come and literally destroy me??? 

and i realized that i am hoping for so much in s2

usually in sequel series/seasons, i feel like so much potential is lost after building so much in s1 and im worried about it happening to KP

but right now? what they have so far? i think they could build a really good s2 - they just need to keep their priorities in check

ive not read the novels (and i don’t plan to) but ultimately what i think may or even should happen is: 

kim and chay don’t get resolved -> leads to the major (emotional) conflict btwn KP bc i feel like porsche will have to decide how to move forward with chay and kinn who are on two different sides: one wants porsche out of the mafia world and the other wants him by his side. i think the tension btwn them will heighten everything for whatever plot they may throw into the mix that involves the mafia. 

then from there, there could be more tension from kim and chay as kim tries to reconcile with chay but maybe he gets on the bad side of porsche when he finds out about what happened btwn the two of them?? so more tension??? maybe kim does some reckless stuff as he contemplates his actions and what kind of person he is (idk analysis but maybe he thought he was different from the mafia; that rather than destroy, he’d create but in the end he broke his own heart and chay’s) 

ultimately im saying i need more kimchay scenes bc holy shit wow....they didn’t have a lot of scenes together?? it’s why i was soooo confused abt how chay can just say “ily” so fast (but then again chay does wear his heart on his sleeve) after they spent a couple of sessions of tutoring together like i need moreeee

also obvi while all this internal turmoil shit is happening btwn these four, let’s add more tension where pete is all conflicted and emotionally constipated about his place, his role, his personhood as vegas also tries to rebuild the minor family from the ground up (maybe throw in some... idk like i heard vegas had a stepmother but she bailed when Kan died - but imagine what’d it be like if she was a rising boss who wanted to take over - maybe that’d bring an interesting conflict for kinn and vegas to start working together?? which brings pete and vegas more scenes to interact unwillingly??? and also venice potential??? but also gods i dnt want a baby brought into this shit aaahhhh) idk man

and like all of this gotta be paced out nicely like now they’ve got 3 couples intermingling w/ e/o so it gotta be evened out just a bit *sigh* 

wow...

all of this to say...

i need angst in s2 but i need it to be good - i need it to literally eat me from the inside out with anticipation and fear for what’s to come. no bullshit love triangle, no half-assed B plot line, no stupid mafia war shit that’s not even worth fighting over. No. I need blood-pumping, heart-pounding, rage-inducing, tear-ridden vibes from s2 or i’ll seek out blood myself my dudes holy shit

[chut-je-dors]

5TL ask masterpost

Hi!!! Since there are SO many. SO SO many asks about 5TL in my inbox right now, I thought of (instead of working on a crucial uni deadline I have coming up) putting them all here and writing one long-arse post (so that people’s dashes won’t be..... overwhelmed with asks. Also less tagging). So here we go - Hopefully you get your answers here! Consider it as a fic........... it’s that long. Starting from the oldest!

Anonymous said: 5 thomas lane is definitely, without a doubt, my favourite ever fic. Its bloody brilliant!! I just wanted to ask, we know dave got people being rude about john and paul, and then the incident in the supermarket, but do vera and chuck ever get any shit at school about their dads? Or do other parents ever have a go at paul and john? Love the fic, honestly its my favourite thing. Its absolutely wonderful 💞💞💞

Thank you!! That is always such a lovely thing to hear! <3

Vera and Chuck have been thankfully mostly protected from any kind of homophobia. Chuck’s friends are too young to really care about it, they just go ‘ok’ when Chuck tells that he has two dads instead of one, and as for Vera only her close friends know. It’s not that she would’ve been treating it as a secret, but usually children at that age don’t really talk about their parents openly in class. At least I wouldn’t have been able to tell if some of my classmates had two mums, since you’d spend time in small groups instead of one bigger one, and then interact with the other people in the class only for school work. So since only her good friends know (and they don’t care) she hasn’t had to face any prejudice either.

As for Paul and John, at school events they receive a stink eye at most, since the other parents can’t possibly put up a scene in front of the kids and the teachers etc. Most of them don’t care, but there are always some who will kinda, steer their kid the other way. Paul and John fortunately are aces at dealing with the hurt feelings it causes, and Vera and Chuck are yet to notice that kind of behaviour. Dave is a little bit more perseptive, but then again he’s the oldest and unfortunately remembers some of the early encounters the family had when the world’s - and Liverpool’s - view on gay people wasn’t yet as open as it is now.

Anonymous said: 5tl question!! When j and p DO fight, who apologises first? Who sulks more? (Love this bloody fic)

Both are awful stubborn mules!! It’s terrible. But at the same time they go over the fight in their head and feel sorry about it, and then eventually one of them decides not to be an idiot anymore. But I feel that overall Paul would be less inclined to apologise first if he feels he’s right, and John will come trudging over ‘cos he can’t stand it when they fight for a long time. Then again, if John absolutely feels he’s correct, he’ll hold onto his opinion with tooth and nail, and Will Sulk. John in general sulks more I think, but half of it is tongue in cheek, since they so rarely have actual fights (more like, small-ish disputes)

Anonymous said: Okay I have a 5tl question: when it comes to the kids, which parent is each the most similar to personality-wise? Like for me, I’ve always thought Dave is like a mini Paul whereas Vera just SCREAMS John to me, what’s your opinion on this? Is this something you considered when writing the kids? <333

Oh god this is such a difficult question,, after a 20-minute discussion with @thefrogchorus​, (since this was such a difficult question and I needed her blessed input to sort out my thoughts) we came to the conclusion that they’re kind of a mix of both John and Paul without any definitive traits coming from their parents (Chuck is a mini-John, but that’s also because of y’kno, being his actual biological son). They’re very much their own people in my head, but especially their manners come from John and Paul, whether it be how to win an argument, or how to deal with sadness, etc.

I actually feel like Vera takes after Paul, in a way that when she puts her foot down, she’ll go through fucking stone if needs be, and Paul is very similar to that. Their sense of humour comes from both Paul and John, but I feel like they appreciate the sort of “silliness” John seems to cultivate a bit more.

Anonymous said: Can you tell us more about George and Ringo from 5TL? How did they end up together and what kinda dynamic does their relationship have? :)

George and Ringo met when Paul inherited the cottage from his grandparents back in 1998. George would come along to help rebuilding the cottage which was in a complete shambles. For the first two years Paul, John and George would sleep in a guest room at the farm since the cottage was inhabitable. In the mornings the four of them, since they quickly started getting along with Ringo, skipped over the field that separates the farm and the cottage and they’d work on the cottage all day long.

As was said in chp. 5, “The four of them got along swimmingly right from the first moment, and the very nice lad’s good-natured, calm farm-boy attitude completed the group in a strangely perfect way.“ “George started helping at the cottage  very often, as well.”

So George and Ringo really got to know each other and fell in love during that time. There’s gonna be a chapter eventually that goes over these events, so I’m not going to delve too deep into it now, and some details might change over time, so that’s what you’re gonna have to do with for now :)

As for the dynamic between the two... George embodies this wonderful dry wit that matches perfectly with Ringo’s more good-natured and gentle teasing. Their relationship is easy and fun, very very soft and warm. It’s really quite relaxed, considering both of them do lot of repetitive work that takes a lot of time, and they’re like that together as well, patient and calm.

Anonymous said: Have any of the 5tl kids been lost/ran away at any point and given John and Paul a fright?

I think, in grocery shop, at most. They’ve always been quite adept at keeping the kids under their watchful eye, and the kids haven’t had any urges to run away (because while Dave has teenage angst, he has no urges to like, y’know, leave the family he loves?). Of course even when you lose your kid into a grocery shop it’s a bit of a scare, at least for the Mother Hens Paul And John, (in the early years, not so much anymore since their skin is so tough), but everything’s always worked out fine in the end.

Anonymous said: I have a questionnn: has 5tl John had issues with his weight/ insecurity in the same way that actual John did? Idk I just love getting insights into this universe

I don’t think so, not to the same extent. Probably when he was a teenager he would’ve worried a little over his figure (like all teenagers do) but in this universe he’s always stayed in a relatively good shape, body mass wise (he still can’t lift heavy things but, hey. he’s a scrawny artist cut him some slack) and as such he doesn’t have any insecurities over it. I think, if he ever grows a little bit of belly when he’s older, it’ll be received with good humour and loving taps from Paul :) <3

Anonymous said: is paul always the big spoon in 5tl or do they switch? (WHY do i only think of these questions when im going to sleep jrbhrnsfjsj) 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

Bless this question honestly aaahhhh <3333, Paul indeed is NOT always the big spoon, they switch, and BOTH love being the little spoon cos it makes them feels so nice. When they first started dating John might’ve taken the role of the big spoon a little more since Paul was still SMALL (bbbless,,,) but they evened it out. Sappy beings,, <33

Anonymous said: How did Martha join the 5TL family?

In the most traditional way possible: First kids wanted a dog, then Paul wanted a dog, and John grudgingly said “okay, I guess” and then suddenly there was fur everywhere and he had to go outside for long walks everyday no matter the weather and he had to keep a puppy from eating every possible furniture while Paul was at work. Poor John. (But he secretly loves Martha so it’s okay. He gets a little weak in the knees when Paul babbles to her.)

Anonymous said: How old were 5Thomas L. J+P when they started talking about kids/ did poor oleJohn hit the roof and freak out when Paul first suggested it since we know he’s not a fan of kids (except his own ofc)!

I think the discussion took place quite early in the relationship. Paul has always known he’d want kids, and as for John, and I quote the very first sentence of the whole fic,

“Having children had never been a requirement for John to live happily ever after. He would, however, be completely fine with one or two if his future partner wanted them, and he would love the kids with all his heart (if they weren’t absolutely terrible).“

So John has never hated the thought of kids, but for him the thought of them was more along the lines of “yeah I’ll be fine even if I never had them but if some where to come I wouldn’t object to it at all” so when Paul brought the subject up (like “hey how do you feel about kids? I mean ‘cos I kinda love them and I definitely wanna be a dad someday, but ofc not if it meant breaking up with you, ‘cos I’ll much more prefer a life with you ‘cos you’re like the only person I’ve ever loved and wanted to have sex with xoxo :) in fact let’s have sex right now”) John would’ve been like “yeah, cool, if it’s any possible any day i’m game even though i‘ll probably suck at being a dad because DADDY ISSUES” (the key to john’s character in any universe,,)

Remember that when John proposed Paul literally answered with “yeah i’ll marry you ONLY IF I GET TO BE THE POP”, so at that point Paul’s desires were very well known for John, and John knew what he was getting into. And as we know, John adores his kids :) So they’ve pretty much always had the agreement that one day there will be kids if it’s just possible. Only when it became the reality that they CAN adopt Dave, John started becoming nervous with the possibility of fucking up terribly, and even then he wanted to have a kid SO bad, as you can read from Chapter 12: the Bath Scene (which gives me the FEELS). That scene and chapter explain John’s stance on this pretty well! :)

Anonymous said: How tall are the 5tl kids? Just wondering <3 I love this fic

Hahah, thank you! Out of all the asks I’ve got over this fic, this is maybe one of the strangest ones - but it’s not a bad thing! Hahah I love how it got me thinking.

The average 15 year old boy in the UK would be around 5″7, but since Dave is originally from France he’s a little shorter, I’d say 5″4. Vera is 4″6, and Chuck is 3″8 :)

Anonymous said: I can imagine John getting absolutely TURNT around Rasputin by Boney M in the 5TL verse for some reason and it makes me laugh a lot

You are absolutely RIGHT this is the absolute TRUTH and it’s CANON NOW I SAID IT. John loves Boney M if only because they hit him right to where it itches. He loves singing along to Daddy Cool and Paul kinda hates it because Paul likes the Ramones and Nirvana and Rock’n Roll, baby, and then there’s John waving this disco propaganda at his head, but they work around it.

(Occasionally Paul might be caught humming Ma Baker) (Mma-mma-mma-mma-mmmaah)

Anonymous said: Do you have any more 5tl headcannons? The wait is killing me lol

Hahaha so many of them are actual spoilers but have a small list of ones that I can share with you! (Also... this whole post kinda is based on my headcanons so.... ) :D

Dave creates memes about his sucker family and sends them over in the family whatsapp group

(Credit @sunbeatle​ <3)

This also includes the Pepe. John loves the Pepe. He sends Paul Pepe memes all day long. Paul wants to know who this lizard is.

Chuck loves Pepe. He draws Paul a Pepe drawing. John puts it on the wall above their bed.

“John please stop. i'm not having sex in front of the lizard”

John blindfolds Paul so that Paul doesn't have to look at Pepe

“John I am going to divorce you over that lizard.”

Dave: "oh my god pop. it's a fucking frog." Paul: "wHAt part of that LIZARD looks like a FROG to you????"

Plot twist: Paul actually loves Pepe and knows it's a frog but he loves seeing how amused John gets over Paul's loathing; Anything For The Husband

(Pepe idea: Credit for Maria and Daisy. made us all howl with laughter)

John uses a ton emojis, always the wrong and the weird ones. He is VERY aware of it. Chaotic Evil.

Paul used to have the same kind of sunglasses as Kurt Cobain in the 90′s. He actually used them. They looked like this:

Terrible.

Paul sometimes writes poems, mostly humorous ones with a tongue-in-cheek about his life; it’s a nice creative outlet. He also might write poems specifically directed at the kids, so a children’s story but in poem form, and then he reads them to Chuck (or has John read them dramatically, which really fun for all of them)

There you go people! Hopefully this satisfied your bottomless thirst for more 5TL for some time! Don’t be afraid to hit me with new asks and your own headcanons, I love discussing this fic! Cheerio! <3

[dnly]

Fascinating | D.S.

Daniel knew from the every beginning that thirdwheeling is a bad decision he made, but did he really regretted it?

warning(s): swearing, fluff oml,

word count: 2003

a/n: requested by anon. send me your requests if you have and also let me know if you wanna be part of the taglist :) enjoy!

"Daniel! We don't have all day!!!" Corbyn shouted so that his best friend, Daniel, would hear him.

"I'm coming!" he throws a shout back which earned a groan from the couple.

Christina was crossing her arms already which made Corbyn worry, "Baby, we can just ditch him if you want?"

She grinned and laughed with his boyfriend, Corbyn knew her girlfriend wasn't that type of person who gets annoyed when her boyfriend's best friend tag along on their date.

"Alright! I'm all done." he announced as he arrived in the living room. Both deadpanned seeing him after another five minutes.

"Dude, what took you so long to get ready?" Corbyn asked confusingly as they walk out from the house and hopped inside the car. "It's not like you have a date."

Daniel glared at his best friend's remark, rolling his eyes as he buckled his seatbelt at the back.

"It's not like I have a choice, you know." he crosses his arms like a little kid who got scolded by his mother.

"Corbyn didn't mean it that way, Dani." Christina tried to contain herself from laughing, including Corbyn. "Let's just have fun today, okay?"

Both boys agreed as Corbyn started the engine and then driving off to the most magical and the happiest place on earth—Disneyland. The three started singing songs from the radio as well as them taking Snapchat and Instagram stories, that's just how life goes.

Christina was visiting her boyfriend in Los Angeles which made them come to a conclusion to go to Disneyland. Daniel doesn't really want to go with them in the first place, but the other boys made him to. He couldn't hang-out with Jonah, Jack and Zach. The three boys also went off to wherever those places were with their girlfriends and he doesn't want to go with any of them since he's not really close with any of those girls, except for Christina. Which he knew almost two years ago.

As they arrive in Disneyland, Corbyn and Christina were so excited to catch-up and have fun, including Daniel, well sort of. They stroll around the amusement park talking and just enjoying the sunny day in LA. The trio started doing the listed activities they wrote before they arrived in Disneyland, such as riding some rides and doing some fun activities that they would enjoy. It was honestly nice to get out and enjoy with his best buds. But it made Daniel think how lonely he can get, as he is the only one who doesn't have a girlfriend.

"Oh my goodness!!! This is just the perfect view!" Christina said excited as she takes her phone out, they reached the famous castle of Cinderella. "Daniel, can you take a photo of us?"

Daniel took the phone from her as both Corbyn and Christina poses with the castle on the background. Like their usual pose together, they did a wacky pose, they kissed and then Corbyn carried his girlfriend into a bridal style.

"Damn, I hate being single." Daniel sighed as he takes the pictures. "Just give me credits, thanks."

They went to a café to chat more about life and all good stuff—Christina with her career and school then the boys with the new music they're working on. The three enjoyed catching-up, they barely noticed it was getting dark. While they were waiting for the fireworks, there was a particular ride they wanted to try before ending their day.

"Space Mountain Ghost Galaxy," Corbyn read the sign, "This is going to be sick."

"I think, I'm gonna be sick." Christina said sarcastically.

"Piece of cake." Daniel bragged which earned some scoffs from the couple. They walked up to the line and waited.

Surprisingly, it didn't take too long for them to get accomodated to the ride itself. As they walk looking for a perfect spot in the ride, Daniel noticed how the seats are only good for two people, which means that Daniel should sit either behind or ahead from the couple.

"Daniel, take the back seat." Corbyn patted Daniel's shoulders as they walk towards the desired seats.

"For the ninth time, I hate being single. It sucks."

"Bro, it's not the end of the world!" he shaked his shoulder, "Hey, what if..." he wiggled his brows at him.

"What if?"

"What if, you'll meet her here. Right?"

"What if not?" Daniel stared at him blankly.

"I got no time to deal with your negativity," Corbyn sang while he gazes at Daniel.

"I'm losing my patience..." Daniel sang the next line.

"Why don't we forget about all of the drama, all of the odds and the problems." Corbyn changed song.

"So we could just chill?" Daniel sangs confusingly.

"That's the spirit! Now, take the seat behind ours."

"Corbyn!!!" Christina stood from the near seat calling her boyfriend and Corbyn took the seat beside hers.

"Later, bro." he said to Daniel as he sighs, taking a seat beside a girl.

Fastening his seatbelt as he took his phone out trying to make himself busy. They were still waiting for the rollercoaster to load up.

"Nice singing, by the way." the girl beside her spoke. Daniel glanced at her while furrowing his brows, "Well, you and your friend sang earlier. Right?"

Daniel payed attention to her, when he realized how beautiful this human being beside him is. She wasn't the typical or basic girl you'll see around LA—her beauty was completely different. She is beautiful, Daniel thought.

"Yes, that was us." he finally spoke.

"You got a pretty cool voice," she smiled shyly.

"You got a pretty face too," Daniel muttered as he stares at her beautiful brown eyes, Daniel got to admit. He has a thing for girls with brown eyes.

"Sorry, what?"

His eyes widen as he realized what he said, "I meant, thanks." She blushed?

Well, that was something.

While waiting for a couple of minutes, Daniel was so occupied of how beautiful his 'seatmate' in the rollercoaster was. She's sweet and seemed shy, Daniel thought.

Not long when the ride started its engine, earning some shouts. Daniel can deal this type of rides. Like the last time he rode a rollercoaster with the boys, when he was caught texting in the middle of the extreme ride while the other four guys are probably screaming behind those pictures. So, he was pretty chill with this one.

When it got faster, he tightened his grip from the handle.

"Shit. Shit. Shit." her absolutely beautiful 'seatmate' cursed.

At first, Daniel didn't mind.

But when it got faster and faster. He wasn't prepared with what he was about to hear.

"FUCKING SHIT!!!" the beautiful girl beside her shouted as loud as she could. "HOLY SHIT!!! DAMN! SHI-AAAAHHHHH!!!"

Daniel's eyes widen as he sees his seatmate couldn't contain herself from cursing, a grin creeped on Daniel's lips. I didn't see that coming, but it was fascinating. He thought.

"MAKE THIS FUCKING THING STOP!!! OH MY GOODNESS! IM-" she stopped it gor faster again, "FUCK!!! THIS SHIT IS MAKING ME SICK! PLEASE STOP THIS THING!!!"

"AAAHHHH!!!" Daniel joined her, which made her look at him. And both of them screamed and laughed together, then a flashed came out of nowhere.

"PLEASE SEND HELP! IMMA GONNA DIE!!!"

After a few more rounds, the beautiful 'I still don't know your name' girl kept cussing and shouting with whatever her head is thinking. She's as opposite as Daniel thought her to be, how fascinating.

As the rollercoaster slowed down as it reaches its end, the beautiful 'I still don't know your name' girl kept talking.

She panted as she cups her face with her small hands, "Dear Lord God, please help me." she pouted as she tried to recover from the extreme ride.

"Are you okay?" Daniel asked concernly as he holds her wrist.

She looks up at him, making her brown ones looked at his blue ones. It was weird how his stares would make her calm, she thought.

"Y-yeah, this shit wants to make me piss all the butterbeer I had earlier."

He chuckled which made her grin a little, "Hey, Dan-oh... Hi!" Corbyn awknowledged as he noticed Daniel is talking to his seatmate and 'I still don't know your name' girl waved at Corbyn with a smile. "We'll meet you outside, bro." Daniel nodded while Corbyn and Christina flashed him meaningful smiles.

Thank God for a friend like Corbyn.

As the couple left, Daniel unbuckled his seatbelt then so as his seatmate. He got up from his seat as he offered her a hand, which she gladly accepted.

"Uh-hey, not trying to be a creep but why are you riding that thing alone?" Daniel asked as they walk together.

"Well, as you can see, nobody wants to ride that badass with me because they wouldn't define it as fun." she crunched her nose and making 'fun' clear as possible which made Daniel smile, "How about you?"

"What about me?"

"Why are you thirdwheeling? Aren't they bothered or something?"

Oh, shit. Nice way to impress a girl, Daniel. He thought.

"Or something?" he grinned then chuckled, "No, they didn't mind at all." he replied, "Which is a good thing."

She laughed, Daniel couldn't help but smile at her beautiful and genuine smile. How her smile shone in the night. It was magical.

It gets more magical when fireworks started to fill the dark sky with various colors, both of them look up seeing the beautiful sky filled with colors. Daniel gazed at her, seeing her stunning and contagious smile while she looks up. The fireworks reflected on her twinkly eyes which Daniel find it fascinating. He couldn't comprehend how he's feeling right now but he was happy.

Not long when she caught his gaze at her which made Daniel look up again, she smiled at herself of how beautiful her night was about to end. Meeting a boy on a rollercoaster.

When the fireworks ended everybody cheered, Daniel looked at her once more. "I didn't get your name, though. I'm Daniel, by the way."

"Hi, I'm Y/N." she smiled as she extended her hand to him which he shook with his.

"Y/N!!!" a little girl around three years old ran towards Y/N, she picked her up just to make sure she doesn't fall.

"Well, this is my cue." Y/N kissed her sister's cheek which Daniel believed, "I'll see you around, Daniel."

"See you around, Y/N." he smirked at her, she smiled in return. She waved at him and so is the little girl that she's carrying.

"Bro, what was that?!" Corbyn approached whose been watching the whole scene. They handshaked.

"I don't know, man." Daniel shook his head while smiling. "It was magical."

"By the way, we took your photo at the rollercoaster in case you forgot." Corbyn handed Daniel the developed photo.

Once he accepted it, he barely noticed he was smiling as he admired the picture of him and Y/N. Both of them were probably laughing their asses off since smiles had been plastered on their faces in the picture. It was pure joy.

"How romantic." Christina butted in as Corbyn wrapped his arm around her.

"Whatever, guys." he rolled his eyes.

"Seriously though, this is really cute and she's so pretty too." Christina commented.

"It has been a nice night." that was all Daniel said.

"Oh, just admit it has been a great night!" Corbyn chuckled. Daniel smiled as they walk on the way out from the amusement park.

Maybe tagging along wasn't such a bad idea. At the end of the day, he met a girl who is fascinating enough to not let him sleep that night.

It was true.

Daniel would admit, it was a great night. Y/N made Daniel's night.

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[dykeerie]

rules┊tag 10 people you would like to get to know better

tagged by ┊@nuestlogy (<3 me copio tu formato bc esta bonito lmao)

name┊claudia

birth year ┊2001

zodiac sign ┊virgo

height┊1.60m i think???

⇢ put your playlist on shuffle and name the first four songs

maldición - cap. 10: cordura┊ rosalía

one for the road┊arctic monkeys

chant┊hadestown live original cast recording

movement┊hozier

⇢ grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, line 17

“(…) nodded gravely. ‘There is no single answer. They are each different. The only thing they share is death. You know the word?’ (...) ”— Circe by Madeline Miller.  

 aaahhhh i love this book so much and it landed on a great fragment im-

⇢ ever had a song or poem written about you?

adhgash i dont think so???

⇢ when was the last time you played air guitar?

i just picked it back up after years of neglect lol 

⇢ celebrity crushes?

oof so many,,,, rn i feel like i’d die for lily james but it changes every day y’know

⇢ what is a sound you hate/love?

i hate every single sudden loud noise ever,,,get that shit away from me

i love the sound of violins sm ahgdkj like you could play literally anything in violin and i’d be like yes poetic cinema

⇢ do you drive? and have you ever been crashed?

i dont drive but ive been crashed lots of times its not fun

⇢ last book you read?

just finnished “emma” by jane austen!!

⇢ do you believe in ghosts?

yep

⇢ do you believe in aliens?

yep

⇢ do you like the smell of gasoline?

nooooo its the worst thing ever

⇢ last movie you saw?

mamma mia: here we go again (this movie said gay rights!!) 

⇢ do you have any obsessions right now?

yeah,,, i can’t stop listening to waitress its so good

⇢ do you tend to hold grudges?

not really

⇢ are you in a relationship right now?

nope

tagging ┊

@bleedingverses

@unhappy-oysters

@leninette

@maluveso16

@goodservemarvin

@helplesseliza

@enjolsad

@dooctooor

@itsclippingbinch

@notthe-latte-hottay