#aaron jackson

[dailydarcycarden]

D'Arcy Carden's Aaron Jackson's 'I Don't Think So Honey'

"I don't think so honey going to church on Sunday ANNND WEDNESDAY? NO NO NO NO HONEY. PICK A ✨️DAMN✨️ DAY. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday my WHOLE ✨️DAMN✨️ LIFE AND I DIDN'T ✨️WANNA✨️ GO ON WEDNESDAY. I ALREADY GOT ALL THE GOD I NEEDED ON ✨️SUNDAY✨️"

Lasculch: WAIT.

Lasculch: SHE'S DOING AARON'S

"And SOME OF THESE ✨️GODDAMN✨️ FOLKS GO SUNDAY MORNING, SUNDAY NIGHT, ✨️AAAAND✨️ ON WEDNESDAY. I don't THINK so honey. I don't think so. You think 'oh I love my church community I wanna see em more' WELL HONEY invite em over to the house for tea. Look at a ✨️DAMN✨️ picture of em. YOU'LL SEE EM IN BUT SIX?

✨️N A U G H T✨️ BUT SIX?

AND THEN ya gotta go look at em on ON WEDNESDAY? ✨️NO HONEY✨️ WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR BEIN AT HOME.

✨️EATIN SPAGHETTI✨️

I DON'T THINK SO HONEY

✨️THIS IS TERRIBLE.✨️

✨️KILLLLLL THEM ALLLLLLLLLL.✨️

[swampflix]

Dicks: The Musical (2023) 

Dicks: The Musical opens with a title card joking that the film bravely breaks new ground by casting gay actors as straight characters.  In reality, it breaks ground by being the world’s first feature-length movie Rusical, hitting the exact same braying, sarcastic tone as the musical theatre challenges of RuPaul’s Drag Race.  In this case, we’re watching a Rusical parody of The Parent Trap (a…

[moviemosaics]

Dicks: The Musical

directed by Larry Charles, 2023

[moviehealthcommunity]

Dicks: The Musical (2023)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Dicks: The Musical has two scenes in an office setting that cut several times to a scoreboard that uses strong to extreme strobe effects. They are always brief, but they are unpredictable.

There is one spinning shot that lasts several seconds. Outside of this, all of the camera work is either stationary or very smooth.

Flashing Lights: 7/10. Motion Sickness: 2/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: Toward the end of the film, there is some incest.

Image ID: a promotional poster for Dicks: The Musical

[ulrichgebert]

In diesem Zusammenhang fällt mir auf, daß ich (mit einer gewissen Berechtigung) Dicks: The Musical unterschlagen habe. Der Titel hat mich angesprochen, und daß Nathan Lane mitspielt. Es ist noch viel unsäglicher, als Sie jetzt denken. Ich würde sagen, The Sound of Music wäre einmal wieder angebracht.

[mangle-my-mind]

comfort watch comfort watch comfort watch

[eternallyniah]

Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

[thebellekeys]

leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job

[randomrichards]

DICKS: THE MUSICAL

Self-Absorbed salesmen

Plot their parents’ reunion

And sewer babies

[screenzealots]

"Dicks: The Musical"

“Dicks” The Musical” is like a raunchy version of “The Parent Trap” that’s trying so very hard to be funny, likeable, and edgy that it fails at all of it. Needlessly crude and profane, director Larry Charles and co-writers and stars Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp (adapted from their two-man stage show) put in overtime with their attempts to be as offensive as possible, and it all reeks of the sad…

[jmunneytumbler]

Once Within a Dicks: The Creator

Once Within a Dicks: The Creator

CREDIT: Oscilloscope Laboratories/Screenshot The Creator Starring: John David Washington, Madeleine Yuna Voyles, Gemma Chan, Allison Janney, Ken Watanabe, Sturgill Simpson, Amar Chadha-Patel, Ralph Ineson Director: Gareth Edwards Running Time: 133 Minutes Rating: PG-13 Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters) Continue reading Untitled

[stvrlitsky]

Live, love and stan my jealous fictional boyfriends <3333

[nofingjustaninchident]

marriage is scary what if he’s not like the guys in the books i read

[stuffilikeontheinternet]

the opposition with jordan klepper - can climate change save these crab dicks?

[bvrnesher]

I'm reading the most beautifully-written- well-developed-smut on tumblr and then suddenly reads “mommy” or "kitten"

[eternallyniah]

Every time I see a big tall guy I just think damn I need that