nicky, probably at some team bonding night: anyway, andrew, you didn't tell us why you decided to stop taking cracker dust!
neil: i asked him
andrew: you didn't ask, josten, it was a deal.
aaron: deal?
neil: yeah. andrew didn't want to take my money for new car, so i had to be creative.
allison: you fucking bought maserati???
neil: well i still had a few millions of moriyamas money, and it's not like they would help me anyway.
nicky: what? why? neil you know how much money it is?? omg neil
neil: nicky, i was going to die in a few months.
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"I'm fine"
I'm literally obsessed with these fucked up motherfuckers
I'm currently reading the third book, but this is a snippet from the time before Christmas at the Ravens :)
...
Wait
Here, gained a bit more trauma :))
I'll do more illustrations of the post-xmas-at-Riko's bit,
I guess I'll just draw more of them in general
I'll draw some Andreil >:)
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No cuz you don’t fucking understand
Look at his fucking suit bro.
DO YOU SEE THAT?????!
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THAT???!
MILES FUCKING COPIED THE “fly ambiance down the side” FROM AARON’S SUIT. DO YOU FUCKING GET IT???! DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
AND THEN EVERYONE FUCKING MADE FUN OF IT.
“It looks like your bleeding from your armpits.” Count your fucking days Peter.
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The way the first meeting between Neil and Andrew is the most underrated foreshadowing of Andreil is INSANE. Like, just think about it - Neil was running away again, from exy and his future and from being Neil already planning to throw everything behind his back and start over like he always did and then BANG a racquet in the stomack stopped him and GUESS WHO WAS THE ONE HOLDING THE RACQUET YES IT WAS ANDREW AND THE WAY HE MADE NEIL STAY NEIL EVEN BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW HIM IS JUST SO-
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40&48 with hotch and bau reader!! age gap 😏 lil teasing 😏
help me get these two specific blorbos out of my head, the prompt list"I think we're on a first name basis by now." + "there's no way that was just a one-night thing."
you groaned louder than you should've been, honestly, your forehead hitting the pile of papers on your table as your boss called you into his office at the end of the day. you had spent the whole day feeling victorious that you were able to avoid being alone with him, attaching either spencer or emily to your hip whenever you had to even get close to his office.
it would be so much better if he just ghosted you, the whole conversation where he tells you you're too young, that you should be with someone spencer's age, about hierarchy and power imbalances... you had everything he probably wanted to say to you already ingrained in your mind.
from the moment you woke up to your bed half empty, your clothes folded and no suv to be seen down the street, you knew to him it had been a mistake to lean into your advances, to accept your hands pulling his tie, to get into the elevator of your building with his hand on the small of your back.
you could deal with that, you were a professional, mostly. but having to hear him say it would be too humiliating and you couldn't even avoid it, he was your boss, you couldn't be insubordinate and you couldn't let anyone suspect something was happening.
the paperwork in your hands seem more interesting to you for a second after you put it on his table, trying not to look at him. the door closed behind and the blinds shut. you felt your cheeks warm up in embarrassment, last time you were so openly rejected was during your freshman college year and it broke you for weeks.
and the boy was nothing compared to the man getting up and leaning on his table to be closer to you. aaron even reaches for your hands, as a reflex you flinch, putting both in your pockets. "what's on your mind? you've avoided me all day." he doesn't force you to accept his touch, crossing his arms in front of his chest as the question filled the air.
"listen, hotch—sir—" his hands shake along with his head in denial, confusion.
"i think we're on a first name basis by now." after the countless times you whispered and moaned his name the night before it was only fair that between the two of you, you called him aaron, it made the most sense to him.
"aaron." you nod, teeth to your bottom lip for a second trying to find the less awkward way to tell him he was off the hook, no need to explain anything. "i was trying to make this whole one night stand thing easier." the admission feels silly on the tip of your tongue, especially when his known furrowed brows soften and his lips turn into a smirk.
his hands tentatively go to your hips, pulling you to him when you didn't flinch, touching your forehead with his so that you're so close both your breaths are the same as he speaks, "there's no way that was just a one-night thing."
and who are you to deny your boss of anything?
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