#adopt a kitty

[sistamajor]

My first #erasermic

Mic struggles - he knows that what he's saying is nonsense from the start - you never have too many cats but meow!

He really loves his boykitty

[bet-on-me-13]

Kitty was from Gotham.

So! Kitty was on her way to her old hometown to see what ever happened to her Dad.

See, she used to live in Gotham with her dad, mom nowhere to be seen of course, before running away to be with Johnny and subsequently dying.

She thought it would be better for her dad, not having another mouth to feed on a tight budget and not having to deal with their constant arguments every day. Looking back on it though, that might not have been the best idea. She hadn't even left a note, and for all they argued he did care about her enough that her disappearance would distress him.

But that was fine, she was going to check up on him right now!

He wasn't dead yet, she knew that much thanks to the Kid letting her access the Records of the Realms, but there was apparently some kind of Complications with his File which made it hard to pin down exactly how he was doing and where he was. So right now she was just wandering the streets of Gotham looking for him.

And guess what? No she still hadn't found him yet, he was suprisingly hard to track down. But she did find her apparent BROTHER!

Yeah, apparently sometime after she ran away, he had gotten himself another kid! He was too old to have been a bio kid so it was probably an adoption, but he definitely had a Connection to her Dad, the same kind that all parents and their kids have on their souls.

Well, if he adopted a kid that was fine by her, after all she always wanted a little brother (the Kid didn't count yet), but she kinda wished she had known before now!

She was gonna go introduce herself!

...

Tim was having a very weird day.

Well, it was a normal day for the most part. It became a weird one when a teenage girl walked up to him and introduced herself as his Sister, asking where their Dad was.

This wouldn't have been too distressing, Tim looked fairly average by the standards of Gotham and it would be easy to mistake him for another person with black hair and blue eyes.

The Distressing Part was that the girl in question had green hair, paper-white skin, and blood-red lipstick all covering a face he knew all too well. He saw it every time he had a nightmare about that night.

This Girl was the Joker's Daughter.

[golswia]

ineffable retirement

[wildmon-rehabilitation]

NEWS!!!!!

Embezzlement has now become a mother of four!!!! Everybody meet her kittens, Penny, Quarter, Dime, and Nickel :D

[somecutething]

Owner was worried the recently adopted cat wouldn't get along with his dog.

(via zachp0wer)

[justarandomart]

eepy kitties,

part 2 of this :)

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

If you're looking to adopt a cat anytime soon, here are some friends looking for loving homes, who happen to share names with our competitors!

Dean Winchester - in Princeton, Minnesota (recommended you adopt alongside his brother, Sam Winchester)

Dean - in Kent, Washington

Stanford - in Point Pleasant, West Virginia

Ford - in Vancouver, British Columbia

Julian - in Houston, Texas

Julian - in Liverpool, Texas

Julian - in Cranford, New Jersey

Doppler - in Washington, North Carolina

Bilbo Baggins - in Centerville, Georgia

Baggins - in Eastsound, Washington

Bilbo - in Cincinnati, Ohio

Quark - in Russellville, Kentucky

[ghostbsuter]

It's not that Danny didn't try to stop them.

It's more like they really don't want to leave him alone.

Clingy they are.

It's been a day since he's been adopted by the famous Brucie Wayne. He'd tried everything to creep the man out, but?? Who knew that those aspects would make him try to speed up the process?

It's only a day, and Ember already urges him to follow Shadow, who's been leading him on a wild goose chase around the Manor.

He can hear the barely there snicker from Johnny, Kitty's muffled giggle and Embers persisting tugs.

Danny curses once he's sure the butler wouldn't hear him, giving up and following the cat.

It leads him to an office room? Shadow disappears behind the bookshelf and Danny follows behind.

He did not expect an elevator, nor how far down it goes.

Nor the giant BATCAVE UNDERNEATH WAYNE MANOR.

"That's makes explaining so much easier now."

This also explains the eerily quiet during nighttime, so he takes the chair in front of the batcomputer and sits.

Laughing when johnny falls from the T-Rex statue, overall having a good time with the trio. Hell, he nearly missed the family coming back from how hard he's laughing.

When Batman's looming form overshadows any view on his friends, Danny sobers up quickly, giving a nervous smile.

"Heyyyy, so what if i kinda found this super sketchy place, hypothetical."

"Then, hypothetically of course, you would be given an explanation and choice." Batman's stoic stance and firm voice change, from sagged shoulders and tired sigh.

Hey, that's definitely a step up from vlad.

Ember is wiggling her two fingers behind Batman's head, he stifles his giggles and nearly topples over at Kitty making swooning noises at Barbara Gordon, who is watching from the screen.

He's so screwed.

[ahomeganeyatsu]

Forever maintaining the belief that it's the same cat.

[yraelviii]

Please see the transformation of this beast. Appeared at our door, wanting in on April 22nd, 2022. We fed her, and posts of "found this gorgeous cat - whose is she? She is obviously lost, not feral" went unanswered. She adopted us. Nearly a year of allergy shots later, the house was hit by a tornado, robbing both us of our home and her of her home-to-be for another nearly two years of reconstruction. Now she has been a housecat once more for a full month, and her personality is shining through.

That personality swings wildly between Regal AF and Absolute Muppet, but that's just who she is.

[chenguanrui]

credit

[laur-the-cat-prince]

[tapetum-lucidumb]

let's make mama regret her life decisions

[sassypotatoe1]

Vocal cats are the best what do you mean kitty can say hello like a human child? She says prrp to let you know where she is because she can't say psst, and the closest thing to psst in cat language is in fact a grievous insult. She goes "hmm?" when you call her. She almost says let's go when she calls you for food. If she could say t or g she would say let's go perfectly. She says I love you. I mean it's closer to maiyowoo but it's close enough for an animal that doesn't have human or bird vocal cords.

Vocal cats man they're so good and perfect and I love them!

[bryant91]

Our babies still in good health kindly contact me for more information.They are actually friendly with order pets 🐶🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐶🐶🐶🐕

[bromantically]

My friend in Oklahoma needs help finding a home for their foster dog, Ms. Hazel!

Hello! We have been fostering Ms.Hazel for about 6 months! This super sweet girl is ready for a furrever home with lots of love and nurturing enrichment. She’s very playful, attentive, and treat motivated. She LOVES playing catch with treats and cuddles at bedtime. Hazel would be perfect in a structured home with lots of room to run. She does very well with older kids! When she’s excited, she has a tendency to be a bit jumpy, can sometimes pull on the leash but generally walks very well. Training has been going well with her and she would benefit from daily work and patience (but with her it always feels like play 😆). She’s very silly, loves to sniff flowers, eat bugs and go for car rides and long walks. She has been spayed, microchipped, and is up to date on all of her shots.

If you're interested, please email christianrlindley@gmail.com. Willing to travel!

Located in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Currently, Christian and their mother are too disabled to care for Hazel, and are hoping to find someone who can take over foster care or bring her home for good. Please help spread this, especially to anyone who might be able to get them in touch with a resource who can take Hazel off their hands!