#ahh perry the platypus

[test-test-one-two-three]

i took some screenshots

[here-comes-the-snow]

"AH, ONE OF THE DEITIES? I GUESS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THAT THEY'D BE HERE."

-@subspaces-tripmine

*He flinches, and curls up in the snow, like a frightened animal*

[fried-eggs152]

look

[sillystringstar]

idk where i was going with tjis tbh

it felt right at the time

[kod-lyoko]

if i had a nickel for every time dennis woke up with a male stranger in bed i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[watered-cress]

Snorunt mail! A snowball to the face! Hahahahahaha!

@chisel-me-timbers

GAH—

yeah I deserve that.

I mean. CURSE YOU, MEDDLING SNORUNT.

[golden-bubblebee]

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[quietmarie]

Ahh, Perry the Platypus, I see your vibes are immaculate. And by that I mean... COMPLETELY MACCULATE

[evil-scientist]

“Ahh Perry the Platypus you’ve finally made it!”

“…”

“Oh right, you’re probably waiting for the trap to spring. Well I’m kinda suffering from budget cuts right now so instead of like a regular trap I had to buy this toddler car seat from Walmart. So like uh if you can just sit in it and uh, don’t forget to fasten the seat bel- yeah there you go, see it fits perfectly! Thanks Perry. Anyways-“

[i-am-trans-gwender]

"Ahh yes! Perry The Platypus! How unexpected. And by unexpected I mean completely expected!"

*Perry is tied In a dress*

"You see Perry, as a trans man I have faced transphobia my whole life but no more!"

*pulls off tarp from inator*

"Behold the opposite-sex-inator! With the exception of myself Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, I will make every one In the entire Tri State Area the opposite sex therefore making cisgender people a minority and transgender people a majority!"

[smidge-j]

Ahh Perry the platypus I forgot to finish this inator (tumblr post) I was hoping you could help me with making something inator-y (get one of my mutuals to help me write a funny post)

[kingoftheu]

Ahh Perry the Platypus, you see I have recently inherited a pork-only-deli in the Gaza Strip. Unfortunately these two bozos called Hamas and Eyedeeeff are there already! And they haven't responded to my letters! They are too busy fighting. How rude is that? So I took the only logical step...

BEHOLD THE PEACEINTHEMIDDLEEASTINATOR.

[ponchcronch]

I’m back to school so I may start posting more since I’ve been sketching out of pure boredom lol

These aren’t anyone in particular I just really wanted to draw sonic characters without any refs

Lookit this perry the platypus looking ahh

[fried-eggs152]

One winter break morning started like non other, phineas Flynn and his step brother ferb fletcher sat in the backyard. Ferb wearing a black sweater with sewed on star’s and wrenches and such. Phineas on the other hand..did not want to wear a sweater or normally..pants. He wore what he usually worse since it wasn’t as cold for him. His shorts and striped shirt in the comfort of his own home too.

He swayed his arms up in the air huffing out as you could see his breath “ferb I don’t know what we’re gonna do today” he said shuffling himself to face his step-brother whome’s eyes were directed at phineas. The main course of attention, he smiled at sight, looking away as he played with his hands “ever wonder what it feels like to be a puppet?” He asks before.. ding! “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!” He said swiftly jumping on his own two feet “we can turn ourselves into sentient marionettes!” He says with a wide smile as ferb struck a thumbs up “great!” He turned around and almost as if on que Isabella Garcia came in scene hair almost frizzy as her pink sweater was a little bigger than her. “Hey phineas, whatcha dooing?” She asks swooning a little, he turned his attention to her wide smile almost shining like the sun “We’re turning ourselves into marionettes!” He said “wanna join?” He asks tilting his head.

Isabella hummed a little walking towards her one and only beloved “sure!” She said happily stuffing her hands in pocket quickly. “Great!!” The red headed boy exclaimed arms quickly lifting in the air “get the gang and me and ferb will start!” He said turning around and running to grab his toolbox.

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With one quick writing the hours quickly passed the Marionette machine was done. “Hmm felt pretty quick dont you think?” He asks ferb, who was just as confused. “Writers surely don’t have the time to get into detail perhaps?” The British said. Phineas gave ferb a very confused look, he obviously didn’t know what ferb meant by details or writers in this fact. But Before he could even speak, Buford interrupted “what is this dinnerbell?” Buford asks, “we’re turning ourselves into marionettes! Care to join, Buford?” He asks a little too eagerly as he waved his hands back and forth. Buford who was holding baljeet like a suitcase faced his gaze to baljeet “what’s our schedule.” Buford asks his nerd As Baljeet looked at a piece of paper “nothing” he said casually as if this was a normal occurrence to be held like a suitcase and be a simple calendar. “Great! Ok!..hey where’s Perry?” Phineas looks around raising an eyebrow in confusion.

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Heinz doofenshmirtz laughing out maniacally as his nemesis was trapped “ahh Perry the platypus. As you see your bosses screen wasn’t working. Yea?” He asks cheekily leaning on Perry’s pretty spacious trap. Perry the teal platypus, raised an eyebrow at Heinz in ways to say ‘no shit Sherlock’

Heinz rolled his eyes playfully “well I introduce you, the GONE-WRONG-INATOR!” He yells, dramatically uncovering a brand new shiny inator “you see Perry the platypus, you were sleeping last time I monologued. I’ve always had bad luck. Also proven by my entire house exploding” he rambled out of context before snapping right back “besides that. I had given myself good luck for a day. Great by the way” he said chuckling “but I’ve decided why not give everyone a taste of everything they do going wrong!! What it’ll do is whatever they’re doing will go horribly wrong at that exact moment!” He said cackling. Putting his hands on his hips “but i am out of buttons so it’s just set at random shooting..” he sighed turning around “but it’s not like we haven’t shot random beams already!” He shrugged off. Perry rolled his eyes looking around of ways he could get out.

And atlas! There was. Heinz forgot to lock the cage. He swung the door open in a calm matter as Heinz turned his gaze “huh..” he let out, resting his chin on his hand “I knew I was forgetting something” he said eyelids lowering as if he’s feeling remorse for himself. Quickly he was kicked in the chest by a platypus. Letting out a grunt he was not letting this get him. He got right back up and grabbed Perry by the hands “you thought you got me this time hmmm Perry the platypus?” He said pinning the platypus to the floor. “Well not this time!!” He said chuckling out. Perry growled out trying his most to squirm out. Heinz being as tall as he is picked up Perry by the hands “watch as I cause pure chaos in the Tri-state area!!” He said walking to his inator and pressing a button. The inator powered up coming to life, turning its nob around and right to a neighbourhood.

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Phineas was starting up the machine too ferb who was more then willing to become a puppet first. “Alright curb try not to- move?? To much!” He said happily.

He walked over to Buford baljeet and Isabella watching the machine warm up and prepare itself. Watching the machine with proud in his eyes he felt dread wash over him.

Something wasn’t right and it felt awful to phineas. The machine was perfectly ok but it felt wrong. “I’m..” he muttered out before walking over to ferb and pushing him out of the targeted ground “actually..something..” he proceeded to mumbled looking at the machine.. minutes..it would only take a press of a button to complete the process. But phineas felt lost about this dreading emotion “somethings wrong.” He said Turing his gaze to the rest of his friends. Buford and baljeet looked at each other concerned “just a second ago you were all happy about this” Buford proceeds “suddenly the vibe feels off-“ Buford adds placing baljeet down. Baljeet noted the thick atmosphere.

Phineas shrugged “I’ll just analyze the machine before we shoot ourselves with it . Make sure there’s a chance to turn back y’know?” He said.

Silence felt deafening. But before Isabella could mutter a word out a purple beam hit the machine catching everyone’s attention. The machine shook and let out zaps of electricity “that can’t be good” baljeet proceeded. The machine started breaking down which of course was not expected “I guess we could always make another I mean didn’t take me and ferb that l-“ interrupted by being shot by his own creation. And with of course an initial amount of fear because his machine was now in many random pieces “uh oh-“ he simply let out before shrinking in size.

He was now a perfectly fine marionette done with no way of turning back.

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Man don’t I enjoy little stories for some random art!

Marionette was inspired by that big version of Isabella’s marionette!

Part 2 maybe?

FYI I wasn’t really trying to make this story good :’]

[olivewoman]

Doofenshmirtz: Ahh Perry the platypus, how unexpected and by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED*presses button* (Perry is trapped in an estrogen pill shaped cage) you see Perry the platypus ever since I was a young boy my mother forced me to wear dresses because we couldn’t afford any more clothes so I know what it feels to have a body that doesn’t match your gender so I built the *pulls sheet off of a giant machine* THE GENDER AFFIRMINATOR! With this everyone in the machines radius will have their ideal body and will be too happy to notice me swooping in and taking over the TRI-STATE AREA

[mihai-florescu]

Ahh perry the platypus, i have recently discovered that none of my inventions are half as evil as that of the electronic mailbox. I shudder at the thought of the powerful entities waiting to jump me if i open it