#ahhh I love these

[fennecfiree]

hc time:

- stan is a brony. so is kenny. wendy begged stan to watch it with her and kenny watched it for karen and things kinda went from there. stan is more closeted than kenny and hasn’t even told kyle or even wendy that he watches it in his own time. kenny’s favorite ponies are rainbow dash, celestia, sunset shimmer and cadance (he wants to bang cadance and sunset). stan’s favorite is twilight sparkle obviously.

- kyle has insomnia and drinks an ungodly amount of monster to compensate for it.

- bebe has an mlp youtube channel and wendy is an lps tuber.

- all the boys play dnd that’s a FACT.

- craig has those sticky glow in the dark stars on his ceiling.

- butters prefers playmobile instead of legos cuz he’s weird.

- stan is a terrible driver and has had his license revoked several times.

- eric is DEFINITELY a closeted furry. kyle once found a drawing of his fursona and teased him relentlessly.

- to make money in high school, kenny picks up several jobs. he dresses up as princess kenny or mysterion for kids birthday parties and works at spencers with henrietta. kyle works at whistling willies and hates it. stan works in retail. eric has no job and is at high risk of getting kicked out.

- kenny is a runaway who lives in a trailer with karen, who he homeschools from bullying. he actually DOES care about his grades so there’s at least a chance of a good future.

- tweek has really bad teeth.

uhmmmm I’m sure there’s more but I just can’t think of them rn

ALL OF THESE 10/10

I HAVE HALF OF THESE BRO

Kyle having insomnia and drinking monster is me

AND I HAVE THE STICKY STARS!1!1!

Oh and Eric is so a furry, the coon is his fursona and be plays it off as a superhero. Hes definitely one of those furrys that still make fun of other furrys like "I'm the good type of furry not the cringe ones" 😭

ALSO BEBE AND WENDY ONE IS ME AND @silly-dino WITH BEANIE BOOS WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER

[highlordofkrypton]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌈🌈 (perfect timing you liking my ask/tag game post, I needed to figure out who would be person #10 lol)

Ahhh ty for tagging me! I love these games :D

I'm very organized, it's very relaxing to me and it's such a beneficial skill to enjoy.

I appreciate my creative problem solving -- it's saved my ass so many times irl, and in writing I feel blessed that I have this superpower.

Helicopter dog-mom; I'm sure dog parent takes care of their babies, but personally, I ended up a single dog parents and it's not always easy being the only one your pet can rely on. I'm so proud of how far I've come with my furbaby.

Jack of all trades, master of none -- honestly, no complaints at being decently good at everything without being the best. It's a small sense of accomplishment when trying something new! Then the plateau happens and its rip me

Rizzlord LMAO and this only applies iRL bc I'm super awkward online, but I get along with pretty much everyone in social settings and I'm a great social lubricant in new environments. I'm defs the personality hire because of this LOL

Uhhh, I don't have many followers, I might only have the exact number so look out ya'll I'm coming @ u!!

[inkskinned]

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.

[pebblume]

boss caught me doodling chilchuck at work today and started teasing me about drawing my bOYFRIEND ARGKSJFKD KILL ME. anywho here’s chilshi visiting the cafe i work at

[happyheidi]

[sealsdaily]

SELKIE ART BY RYOKO KUI. NOT A DRILL

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

“Glad to have you back.”

舊地重遊

[catharsistine]

The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.

Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?

Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.

Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)

Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.

And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭

[coveredinsun]

when you’re watching fellowship of the ring with your friends it is 100% vital to point to the screen when the balrog shows up and say “in the books this is when legolas starts screaming”

[shotmrmiller]

i love Simon in all shapes but there's just something so fucking delicious about him getting fuller because of the way you feed him.

he's not military no more, he's hung that beret up.

no more MRE's and whatever else.

Just home cooked food that'll put a meat on his bones.

He ain't gonna starve no more. Simon comes home to a warm meal that'll fill his belly and he better ask for seconds, otherwise you'll be thinking he didn't like what you made him.

You like the extra pounds he's put on! He's gained happy relationship weight, and you love how his tummy presses into you as he gets between your thighs.

His hard body is turning soft and you love every inch of it.

The way to his heart is through his stomach and even if you make cookies that you messed the recipe up on by adding salt instead of sugar, he's eating it.

Like a good husband should.

[haveihitanerve]

Okay so wait you guys all know that thing that teachers or parents do were they forget that they don't have to speak in like a baby voice all the time and accidentally interact with grown adults in the same manner they do with a child right? Okay so imagine that- but with Batman and the Justice League

Like-

Hal and Barry are arguing and suddenly Batman goes, “boys, thats not very nice is it?” in like a kid voice

Or Oliver is complaining about getting patched up after a fight and Batman chides, “You take the hit you gotta take the stitch baby,” 

Or Clark is mumbling something and Bats goes, “Speak up sweetheart, lets use our speech properly yeah?”

Or Diana accidentally punches a man in the face when hes already down. Batman tsks, “Come on darling, what did we talk about? One hit only.”

Or Oliver is leaving for a mission and Dinah kisses him goodbye and then he walks away, only for Batman to go, “Say bye bye!” 

AGDJFDYSGUKSRHGBDF

Just please imagine their faces for me.

And Batman grimaces lightly afterwards every time and just leaves and the League is flabbergasted

[grzybjek]

And I hope that all of the fake memories I’ve created with you in my head, will someday become real for both of us.

[izanallu]

I’m back with more Pressure >:)

more specifically, Painter

I finally found him in game on a lockerless run and read his file a few days ago with my friends and

Bro.

i

wanna

grab him

so bad

and get him out of there.

PLEASE

[gojonanami]

gojo standing up like an old man in yuta’s body is my favorite thing ever

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[punnifullife]

Happier days