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xjsteph · 1 year

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mom and dad ❤️

#spiritbox #bad omen #noah sebastian #aka mom and dad #I would absolutely love to see them tour together

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shipsdoishipidk · 7 months

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Jason: *to tim* I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. I guess it’s because of work an’ shit

Tim: *unphased* uh huh.

Dick: *walking in* hey guys, what’s up?

Tim: *sniggering* Jason’s been having trouble sleeping because of work.

Jason: What the fuck are you laughin-

Dick: You’re having trouble sleeping little wing?! Oh no! *opening his arms wide* If you’re having trouble, come sleep with your Big Brother! I’ll take care of ya 💕

Jason who has a mommy kink and a massive big brother complex on Dick: *insanely turned on* fuck…

Tim: *glaring daggers of promised murder and violence at Jason* *whispering* Don’t. You. Dare.

Jason-petty ass-Todd: …you know what dick, I think I’ll take you up on that!

Tim, lunging out of his chair at him: YOU MOTHERFU-

#jaydick #who said Damian is the only one who goes feral to protect his dad/mom/big brother figure?#if they have then they haven’t met the og Damian AKA Tim AKA no one loves dick more that me!boy #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes

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grahamcore · 2 years

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my toxic trait is finding hannibal references in every aspect of my life and especially when they’re not present even a little bit

#it’s passable when it’s blatant. like when cannibalism is mentioned or if we’re talking about hozieresque relationships #but i’m so much worse than that. walked into the kitchen the other day and my mom was cooking mushrooms for dinner #immediately launched into a spiel about season 1 episode two aka amuse-bouche aka mushroom guy episode #drive me by a field of horses and i guarantee i will begin telling you about the social worker who got sewn into a horse #i see a family of three with two dads and a daughter? that’s literally a hannibal reference. what do you mean they’re not a murder family.#the characters of hannibal nbc rattle around in my head like the insides of a maraca and i am powerless to stop them #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannigram #hannibal

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insanegirlbloging · 8 months

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im sad lets read smut again

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urfavcvntx · 6 months

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Mom and dad

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shmowder · 2 months

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Had an epiphany

#“but why is Stakh not a girl dad 🥺” Bc he's emotionally constipated as fuck and rarely interacts with women next question #“Why is Lara a boy mom” All her friends growing up were boys #“Why is Yuilia-” Look at her.#“Actually big vlad dotes more on-” idgaf he's more protective of Capella #“The judge shouldn't-” He raised Victor when they were kids #“Saburov would want a boy actu-” No he wouldn't shut up he adores Katerina and Clara #“Anna wo-” Yes she would. She claims raising girls is too much drama aka she has no friends #“But why are Andrey and Vlad Jr in” Misogyny #“Isidor strikes me as-” He had two sons and when he could adopt he picked a son too #“MARK IMMORTELL ARE YOU CRAZY THERE IS NO WAY” Shhhhh. yes he is. look at the harsh way he treats Artemy and taunts the player.#♧tierlist #♧several characters

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thetimelordbatgirl · 9 months

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Generally love how anyone who at least watched a little Horrid Henry agrees on one thing: those parents were beyond shit and Henry will very likely go no contact as soon as he's an adult.

#and maybe peter depends though #cause like i will admit do not like his character much #as gives vibes of the sibling joining in on the abuse #but at the same time its clear the shitty parenting got to him #aka perfect child syndrome who will get anxious if things arent perfect #and does try to divert attention to him #let alone the whole telling on henry thing has only been encouraged by the parents lets be real #since they just yell at henry for anything #plus one episode he actually sees henry gets more attention for his bad behavior #that he actually decides to try and be horrid to get some attention too #and its kinda sad the parents have pushed peter to that point #granted again as said its mainly the mom whose shit #the dad at times does seem to try at least #as he has similiar interests to henry at times #but the mom kinda ruins that at times for the two #plus you got the uh episode of peters birthday where the clown did say for a magic trick he'd make henry disappear #and the mom instantly started cheering and saying bravo #much to ralph and margaret giving her the 'wtf' look #and keep in mind margaret is henrys arch nemesis who hates him #so says alot when even shes giving that look to the mom #and yeah theres too many examples in this show but short: the parenting really does suck #and i get its a kids show and it was like that in the books too #but damn even the books parents wont this bad

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cienie-isengardu · 10 months

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Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Scenography (2)

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)]

#mortal kombat #mk1 behind the scenes au #lin kuei gradmanster #aka dad of #kuai liang #bi han #smoke #disaster family #all of them including the mom #mileena #tanya #shang tsung #liu kang #let the cryomancers have some fun!

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dropoutfailure · 1 year

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my fav ship dynamic except it's just my OCs Mishka + his dad Gustav, because I was starved for content, so I made my own food. dadson + guilt + weird messed up trans guy content. 💘

I so badly wanted to keep it simple and do an actual "ship dynamics" simple sketch vague-ing about my characters, but um I guess I had it in me to do more today. how.

#dead dove #dead dove do not eat #shipcest #dadson #ocs #dadson ocs #cw inc*st #trans wrongs #guilt #weird messed up trans guys who feel some kind of way about their dad #that's my brand bc nobody else wants creepy tboy rep in this world smh #the thing with Mishka is he has more mommy issues than daddy issues. intense hatred for his abusive mom and adoration for his caring dad #anyway they can only get lonelier bc nobody can know #they'll be fine #my art #sketch #mishka aka august #mishka and gus

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dykesynthezoid · 2 months

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Killing you commercial flight industry killing you killing you killing you killing you killing you k

#tech outage is not the airlines’ fault obviously but how they’ve responded to it is #aka I checked in for my flight tomorrow this morning and they just now told me it’s been canceled #delta has 0 flights going out tomorrow #zilch #the few remaining (all Alaska or American) flights are nearly $500 for a one way ticket #and none of them get in until tomorrow evening #my step mom scheduled to have family photos taken tomorrow afternoon #and my dad originally paid for the ticket.#literally a situation designed to kill me via ultra concentrated eldest daughter guilt

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burningcrab · 1 month

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so im mostly rereading west coast avengers for gwenpool content but i have to say. the fact that kate bishop apparently has a running plot where every guy she dates ends up being queer and breaking up with her is REALLY funny

#i feel bad for her because she goes through it in this series but LMAO #her fruity ex from space showed up and stole her man. her best friend is dating aforementioned man's sister #her dead mom isnt dead (vampire) (wants to kill her dad (evil))#shes struggling so hard. i love it #wca headquarters aka a bunch of loser ass young adults and one grown man and also Jeff #if anyones got more kate bishop or america chavez recs hit me up. i wanna branch out

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florida3exclamationpoints · 18 days

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My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child

#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome #but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything #and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to #but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip #and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that #but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium #and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in #and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach #or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship #???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool #great. for sure dude #we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city #and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later #like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭

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platonic-prompts · 2 years

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Writing Prompt

There are two twins. One kills everything they touch. The other can bring anything they touch back to life

Hijinks ensue

#writing prompt #aka a mix of the fairly oddparents episodes with his moms failed gardening his dad's gardening black thumb and the magical car wash #im tired and have a take home test to do on top of reading and analysing a 52 section poem

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sm-baby · 2 years

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ah yes... the baby boomers era.

Zeus: Mother! I made a little poor boy cry today! Mom: That's great, dear. Dad: W h a t Zeus: It was so funny! the entire cafeteria was laughing at him he had to leave early! Dad: Elaine Zeus, you apologize to that young man right this instant. *Mean Girl Arc resolved*

#Highschool au #human au #art #Zeus #Angus #oh man ok who would be in Highschool Plus lets see here...#Leo's parents #Grace's parents #OOF Angus' BROTHER aka Poseidon's bio dad #ofcourse #Zeus' mom and dad #hmmm #nah thats it

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thetimelordbatgirl · 10 days

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Dontcha love it when your extended family makes your decisions for you on if you wanna visit them when the time comes lmao

#nope i aint dealing with family that as soon as dad asks for money help #take shots at me and even mom cause why is the condition #dad has to pick it up on his own #dont even want me or mom there #i mean fuck it i dont care #mom obviuisly does #but after nan takes shots at me other times? nah #saves me risking my mental health so thanks family for helping the decision #also i got two shots btw #mom got that but i got that and the whole she doesnt pay you enough #aka my monthly pay to them #like okay ignore parents set the number for me #and that i was lending money before dad even asked them #make your opinions on me known i love it

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freakartack · 2 years

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Monas parents!

Ginevra is a famous supermodel who travels the world for photoshoots and fashion shows. Although her lifestyle doesn't allow her to see her daughter often, Ginevra is Mona's biggest cheerleader, leaving rave reviews for her WarioWare work and commenting on all her blog entries (sometimes to Mona's chagrin). Still, Mona wishes she would visit more often...

Leonardo is a fine artist who moved to Diamond City when Mona was young to sell his paintings. Unfortunately, his eccentric artistic sensibilities can make it hard for him to find an audience; his ultimate muse is noses, whether big, small, or uniquely shaped, he finds them the most interesting subjects to paint. He met Mona's mother when she modeled for an art class he had taken early in his career, and the two hit it off nicely. Mona lives with her dad, but despite being well-meaning he tends to become consumed by his work and too distracted to spend a lot of quality time with her.

Ermina is Ginevra's combination beloved pet and fashion accessory. No matter what outfit she wears on the runway, Ginevra insists on incorporating Ermina into it somehow. The little weasel is pampered and spoiled rotten now, but back in the day Ermina was an accomplice to a number of rowdy road rage escapades...

#aka why mona is weird #warioware #mona warioware #art #moms n dads

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