#all done!

[shanastoryteller]

Marry Xmas Shana!! I'd love to see Pansy making dresses for the boys in the siat friend group, especially Ron. It'd have to be fun, he's so tall!! Or dealers choice! 😊💖

"Why are we doing this? I know you have actual models who work for you," Neville complains, shifting awkwardly in the generous draping of liquid bronze. Harry knows more about that material than he wants to, because Draco had spent weeks getting the spellwork just right.

Pansy removes the pins from her mouth, says, "Shut up and don't move," and gets back to work.

"It's because we'll ensure that she has the most attendees out of every other junior designer. We're a publicity stunt," Ron says, rolling his eyes. "Also, why am I always in a corset?"

The pale green skirt and corset combo would be out of place with the rest of the blunt colors, except that there's not a single rounded piece of it, all of it constructed from silver edged triangles. He hates that that's something he notices now.

"Because you look good in a corset," she says, giving Neville a critical once over before moving on to Blaise. The white silk clinging to his thighs and falling off his shoulders looks the same as Tonks wore when she got married. Harry wants to ask, but he's trying to avoid drawing Pansy's attention unnecessarily. "Can we just get through the walkthrough without any bitching? For once?"

"Unlikely," Draco says, idly staring at himself in the mirror. Harry is biased, but he thinks he looks delicious. The intricate lace is patterned to look like dragon scales has been dyed a soft pink and the dress's back is a dozen delicate, interlocked golden chains.

Harry's wearing the sister piece, a silver dress made of chainmail but light as cotton and with a blue lace cape trailing behind him.

He's terrified of tripping and breaking something and leaving behind Draco to mourn him when Pansy kills him in cold blood.

[pareidoliaparadise]

Lupin Week 2024 - Day 7 Birthday

Now why don’t you have your cake and EAT IT too!!

[nathsketch]

I couldn’t even think of a decent caption for my own artwork, but you know what they say, a Goblin King is worth a thousand words, so have not only one but two (or three!) ;) ;)

Happy Tuesday! 🥰🦉⚡️

[aqueeracademic]

Gayest House Scenes:

Season 1:

Unfortunately, episodes 1-4 didn’t have quite the quality of gayness I was looking for. We begin at 5:

Season 1, Episode 5: “Damned if You Do”

W: Maybe I'll come to your place.

H: Your wife doesn’t mind being alone on Christmas?

W: I’m a doctor. She’s used to being alone.

H: …

W: I don’t wanna talk about it.

H: Neither do I.

Note: and then Wilson ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT TO HOUSE’S PLACE FOR CHRISTMAS. and House played the piano for him and they ate chinese food because neither of them celebrate christmas at all, actually; they just wanted to be together. They just wanted to be together during the season of love and family. I'm so sick. 

Season 1, Episode 6: “The Socratic Method”

Foreman: I thought he liked rationality.

Wilson: He likes puzzles.

H: You think I’m crazy. 

W: Well, yeah. But that’s not the problem.

Season 1, Episode 7: “Fidelity”

W: Oh. That’s what breasts look like.

H: You love everyone. That’s your pathology.

W: *watches House leave longingly”

Cameron: Did he just turn on the TV?

Wilson: He needs to think.

 

W: That’s all! I mean it. 

H: You always do. It’s part of your charm.

W: I love my wife. 

H: You love saying it.

 

Season 1, Episode 12: “Sports Medicine”

H: You thought I couldn’t handle this news?

W: …

H: You talk to her a lot?

W: No. It’s been a long time. Look, if you don’t want me to see her-

H: What is this, eighth grade? I’m fine.

W: It’s fine if you’re upset!

H: No! It’s- I have no right to be upset. You two are friends. You should see her.

Season 1, Episode 14: “Control”

W: Since when do I need the secret code to talk to you?

H: You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities?

W: Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.

Note: that asshole chairman figured out he couldn’t threaten House, so he threatened Wilson's job instead to keep House in line. I’m sick?

Season 1, Episode 17: “Role Model”

W: House, I believe you’re a Romantic.

Season 1, Episode 18: “Babes and Bathwater”

Note: Wilson didn’t vote House out. and the chairman was so offended he decided to fire Wilson instead. Wilson fr put his whole career on the line, knowingly, to make sure House could stay. I'm SO SICK.

 

W: I got sacked.

H: Did you make a pass at Cuddy? I told you, she only has thighs for me.

W: …I voted to keep you.

H: Is he gonna sack everyone who votes to keep me around?

W: Yes. Every one of us.

H: …Just you?

W: Yeah.

W: I have no kids. My marriage is all messed up. I only have two things that work for me: This job and this stupid, screwed up friendship. And neither mattered enough to you to give one lousy speech.

H: They matter. If I could do it all again…

W: You’d do the same thing.

H: Nice job protecting me! You saved my ass by sacking Wilson?

Note: House lets Wilson sit in his chair and doesn’t make him move. He makes everyone else move. He doesn’t make Wilson move.

 

Season 1, Episode 19: “Kids”

W: My advice is much more simple: stop being an ass. You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.

H: Now it’s people? I thought we were talking about applicants.

W: You have a history of this.

Note: When Wilson tells house he’s “going to end up alone”, House just stares at him. i am WELL AWARE they were discussing women, but they were discussing why House always pushes women away. and then Wilson tells him he’s gonna be alone and House just stares at him???? like stares at him like he just said something both crazy and hurtful???? like he thought he would have Wilson in the end????

 

Season 1, Episode 20: “Love Hurts”

H: He peed on me. I’m not into that.

W: It’s apple juice! Now, go apologize.

Note: House immediately does what he’s told and finds the patient he yelled at.

 

W: I just want to make sure no one gets hurt.

Cameron: I’ll be fine. It’s not like I’m going out with Jack the Ripper.

W: Oh, it’s not… it’s not you I’m worried about. It’s been a long time since he opened up to someone, and I… you better be absolutely sure that you want this, because if he opens up again and gets hurt… I don’t think there’s gonna be a next time.

C: You’re worried I’m gonna break his heart?

W: …

H: This is a mistake. I don’t know how to have a casual conversation.

*Wilson rolls eyes*

Note: Why the literal hell would Wilson be at House’s place helping him get ready? Helping him with his tie? i’m sick.

 

Note: “What I am is what you need. I’m damaged.” HELLLLOOOOOO????????? i’m gonna eat my hands

 

Season 1, Episode 21: “Three Stories”

Note: “I’m not busy. But I’m not sure I want him to live.” HELLO IM GONNA JUMP OUT THE WINDOW??????????

Season 1, Episode 22: “Honeymoon”

Note: “Some part of me hopes that he’ll die. I’m just not sure if it’s because I want to be with her, or if it’s because I want her to suffer.” HELLLLOOOOOOO????????? This line just sniped me from behind.

Note: Stacey and I actually have SO MUCH beef. She better watch her back.

Note: “I thought you were too screwed up to love anyone. I was wrong. You just couldn’t love me.” As wack as I think Cameron’s relationship with House is, this line killed me.

Note: The audacity of Stacey to tell House she’s still in love with him and always will be just to tell him she won’t be with him?? Like what is actually wrong with you. Let my boy catch a BREAK.

[ryan1014n2]

Traintober Day 31: Lights Out

Happy Halloween! Be careful what you wish for. . .

[breannasfluff]

I’ve gotten a bunch of tags recently for WIP games, but I don’t have any wip at the moment, sorry!

[sunsetcurveauto]

I remember you as you were in the last autumn...In your eyes the flames of the twilight fought on.

TOG x Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda - Lykon, "I Remember You As You Were"

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

me: *keeps referring to this as 'a bit of an epilogue' when by word count it's longer than a couple of the other chapters*

Anyway, read on to find out how the Frenchman's wormed his way to a permanent place in the Jobeyverse.

And then... THAT'S ALLLLL FOR NOW, FOLKS! Thank you for reading, and tune in next time!

[glimmerglanger]

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody, Other PT Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Clone Wars era, Separatist Clones, Plot, Negotiations, Torture, Abuse of a prisoner, Dehumanization, References to Past Sexual Assault, threats of sexual assault, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Happy Ending, Mentions of Suicide, References to the Death of Children and Canonical TCW Events Summary:

Sometimes, it seemed Obi-Wan only saw other people across the field of battle.

The only reliable source of contact he had with other living beings - for the past year - had been during a fight. And he had not been able to enjoy such contact, had not been able to sink into the Force and refill his reserves, because all of the men he fought were trying so desperately to kill him and all the people he was trying so hard to protect.

OR, the one where Obi-Wan serves the Republic, Cody serves the Separatists, and they find a way forward anyway.

[the-floating-skull]

[shanastoryteller]

HAPPY PRIDE!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈 Could we get some Quinn and Snape SIAT content? Or dealers choice. Thanks!!

Quinn attends Hogwarts for the potions program.

Zir parents are aurors and are hesitant to send zir to a school that can’t keep a defense professor for more than a year. They consider sending zir to a school in South America that zir grandmother had attended that produces some of the best curse breakers in the world, but that’s not what Quinn wants.

Ze doesn’t care if the defense program is shit. It’s not like zir mother can’t teach zir anything she really wants zir to know. Ze loves potions and ze’s going to be a potions master and ze wants every advantage there is for zir to have.

Which means ze has to attend Hogwarts. Ze has to learn potions from Severus Snape.

Quinn has heard about all the things he supposedly did during the war from zir parents. At length. Ze doesn’t even care if all of it’s true – war criminal or not, Snape is the best potions master currently teaching and not swallowed up and hidden away by some sort of high paying lab, which is where most of them disappear to.

~

Slytherin? ze asks the sorting hat hopefully.

The hat cackles at zir. Ambition for knowledge? You know quite well where you belong.

I don’t like being forced into boxes, ze grumbles.

The hat almost sounds warm when it says, Then don’t be.

“RAVENCLAW!”

~

Snape is a deeply unpleasant professor.

He’s also brilliant and Quinn has never let the threat of something blowing up in zir face stop zir from pursuing zir goal.

Ze steps takes one step into the classroom during his office hours and Snape doesn’t even look up from grading to say, “Get out.”

“You can’t kick me out yet when I haven’t even said anything yet!” ze protests.

Snape still doesn’t look up. “You have the highest grade in your year, even if you have melted two cauldrons. You don’t need to be here.”

“It’s not like anyone else is going to show up,” ze says. Snape has office hours because he’s required to, but kids have to be really desperate to show up to them. Ze has been reliably informed that Tonks in Hufflepuff is zir only possible competition for Snape’s time. It should be a good thing.

Snape sighs. Quinn counts it a victory. He stabs his wand at the blackboard and familiar writing appears across it. “Make this. Don’t melt the cauldron.”

Ze frowns. “This can’t be right. Um, I think some of the steps are missing.”

“If you can’t do it,” he says blandly, “then leave.”

Oh, it is on.

~

“Snape is the worst and he hates me,” Cedric says pitifully. “Please help me with the potions essay.”

Well, he did say please.

“He’s not that bad,” Quinn says, which isn’t what ze intended to say.

Cedric frowns and Quinn changes the subject before he can ask.

Snape hasn’t gotten nicer. But he doesn’t try and kick Quinn out of office hours and he doesn’t yell at zir when ze fucks up the potion or use it as an excuse to stop zir from coming. Ze’s set off three minor and two not so minor explosions in the potions classroom by now and real damage and injury have only been avoided by Snape moving really fast for someone who doesn’t look like he’s paying attention to what Quinn is doing. But he doesn’t get mad. He just vanishes the potion and tells zir to do it again.

Which probably looks really mean to everyone else. But if he’s trying to get Quinn to give up, then – then ze thinks he’d be doing it differently. So maybe making zir make potions with only half the recipe is him trying to help.

Or maybe Quinn is experiencing Stockholm Syndrome. Whatever.

~

“Severus,” ze says at his next office hours, “what am I supposed to be learning? Am I doing it right? I’m sorry I keep blowing things up.”

That’s what finally gets him to lift his head from his desk. “What did you just call me, Quinn Silva?”

Ze doesn’t have a title that ze likes using, so professors just use zir first or last name on its own. Except when Sna – Severus gets pissy, he seems to need more syllables, and then zir first and last names gets busted out. Ze’s never telling him zir middle name.

“I know this is as close as you get to being nice so we’re friends now,” ze answers. “Please tell me what I’m supposed to be doing.”

“You’re eleven,” he says, which is pointless because Quinn never said ze wasn’t. “No.”

“If you need time to adjust, that’s fine,” ze says. “Why do you have me making potions from guess work? It’s not like I won’t have access to recipes later.”

Severus sighs, going back to grading. This definitely counts as a victory. “Do you want to have the ability to replicate the work of others? Or do you want to be capable of creating work that others are unable to replicate?”

“The second one,” ze answers, zir pulse jumping just at the idea of it.

“Then get comfortable with things blowing up in your face,” he says, “and get to work.”

Quinn grins.

Severus is awesome, actually.

[rindemption]

Otp questions: Valen and Nathan - part 11 (final)

Who gets hit on the most?

They hit on each other constantly, but outside of them, Valen is the one who gets the most attention. He's hard to miss, and has an inherent energy to him that draws people in until he scares them off. Both are attractive in their own ways, but Valen's appearance is one that tends to fit most people's ideas of handsome and striking.

If one of them forgot to log out of their Social Media, what would their partner do?

Nathan would nudge Valen's algorithm. Not enough it's going to be blatantly obvious, but once he scrolls for a bit he's going to start noticing posts he doesn't normally see. Mostly chicken related content just to be silly. Valen would probably glance at Nathan's phone, see he's logged in, shrug and leave it at that. Or, if he's in a silly mood, he'll post a fake status update along the lines of "I lob my hubband soooooo much wow 💗"

Who would bring home a homeless animal?

Nathan, hands down. He brought home a chicken as a joke and they kept it, he's the culprit no doubt. Thankfully it hasn't happened again, they'd need to move houses for more animals.

Do they match outfits for special occasions?

They might wear things that are complimentary if they're going somewhere fancy, but neither are inclined to matching outfits. Especially since the size difference would make it hard to find something twice.

Nathan is mine, Valen belongs to @katsigian

[surely-sims]

THREAD OF OBJECTS UPDATED FOR INFANTS PATCH

Martine's Invisible Crib Mod

Fallout Baby! Default Replacement Bassinet

Fallout Baby! Default Replacement Alien Bassinet

Shrimpmas High Chair

Fallout Baby! Changing Table (Base Game Compatible)

Shrimpmas Record Player Updated for New Soul Station

NOTE: High Chair has been updated to work with Infants, but because of the rig adjustments to work with tables, I don't recommend using it with infants as some of the animations may look funky or not line up. Use at your own risk. **Plate sinkage in example screenshot was fixed tho

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Since we have Leshy, Helen and Kallamar. To finish it up, can you do some headcanons of shamura adapting and getting used to the cult life with the readers help

(Plus helping them reunited with Narinder)

Joining the cult was certainly not in Shamura's vision. It wasn’t even in the prophecy!

But here they were anyway.

And honestly? It wasn’t all that bad.

They were more curious than disgruntled about the fact they lost to Lamb and had their godhood torn away. They explored much of the temple grounds and asked a lot of questions (while also providing answers to those who sought them).

They could still spin their webs as they desired, so they were mostly content with their living arrangements.

With Lamb healing them, all they experienced was the occasional headache.

But the habit of repeating themselves never truly went away, making some of the other followers eye the spider cautiously.

Despite this, you befriended them pretty quickly, intrigued by their wisdom and web crafts.

The most difficult thing about helping Shamura was, of course, making amends with Narinder.

They would stop talking whenever he looked their way, and make some excuse to leave. It was clear that hurt and betrayal still ran deep, but they seemed bothered by something else, too.

Eventually, they confessed to you that without their enhanced foresight, they couldn’t tell what the future would be like with all the bishops reunited in the cult....and it scared them a little. They couldn’t think that far ahead anymore.

But you reassured them that together, you’ll make it a great future for everyone. And that they should focus on the present.

Shamura’s delighted to be the one receiving wisdom from a devout follower such as yourself, and promises that they’ll speak to Narinder.

They will definitely hold onto your wise words for the rest of their life.

[angelinadragon]

All art requests done! <3 (+one from over on instagram)

I had so much fun drawing all These thanks for requesting! <3

Now I'm gonna write up my terms of service and open comissions :)

[dwarvenchords]

the feeling when meeting someone new and interacting with them makes it feel like you closed the forty tabs open in your brain that had accumulated over however many weeks/months.