#all that much

[lonesomedotmp3]

do any of you guys do art history. or have done art history. what's that like.... help a girl out

[pookiethebloodsucker]

sometimes when new people join fandoms for podcasts that ended years ago they end up dragging with them the worst discourse seen by man

inspired by seeing a post that argued, "hcing this woman as a lesbian is fetishistic, instead you should ship her with the man that killed her"

[lockandkeyhyena]

calling cinders a deadbeat mum is very much not canonically accurate but i think its funny and i say it in a affectionate way so its okay <3 worlds first absent mother award

[wibble-wobbegong]

bro i just passed out for five hours with a dead body pulled up on my chromebook for examination and somehow i WASNT haunted and had very normal dreams (average dream consists of 1 fatality)

[frownyalfred]

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[birdthatisbored]

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.