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[grangermonarque]

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New watermark dropped 💥

[guzhufuren]

Some happy things from the first day of marriage equality in Thailand 💗❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

First three couples who registered their marriage in different districts:

some openly queer actresses and a director celebrating this historical day:

[im-thirst-trapped]

Someone kiss this girl 💜

Officially 25 today ~

Is quarter life crisis a thing? 💜

Can I go do some crazy shit and get away with it yet? ~

Let's find out ^-^ 💜

[she-vic-on-my-dck-til-i-jean]

anon on main said jean should get collared and i said who am i to deny the people

[thatoddredguy]

happy gay month n smiling friends sunday everybwody ❤️

[dontcallmetreffy]

Tfw your gf says you’re cut off but your bf has your back (reference meme in the cut)

[sare11aa11eras]

I know I post intermittently abt the basketball AU of ASOIAF that lives in my head rent free but anyways the women’s college basketball season in the US just ended and I really do have some thoughts:

Sansa Stark 6’3” and kind of stacked she SHOULD be a post player but has never once driven to the basket in her LIFE. Somehow manages to make up for this in sheer volume of 3 pointers. Keeps getting compared to her mom who was the most terrifying power forward you ever saw in the Riverlands 20-something years ago despite the fact that there is almost nothing in common with their game styles.

Arya Stark, guard, has a really sweet mid-range game that everyone always forgets about but she’s got like 18 points in 28 min, makes about 5 steals a game. Unfortunately, gets in foul trouble. Keeps getting compared to Jon which drives her nuts.

Robb, went to the Westerosi National Basketball League at like 18, but before the championship game, the coach of an opposing team got a second coach to get players to deliberately injure him during a game. Somehow he got called for a technical foul on this. Ended his career in professional sports.

Dany, 5’6��, floor general and sharpshooter. Regularly beats defenders with more than half a foot on her to rebounds. Plays internationally full-time but her highlight reels still end up on Westerosi ESPN bc her family was at one point a dynasty in the basketball world. 90% of her instagram page is her with her three lizards.

Brienne is the Post Player’s Post Player— always boxes out, gets the rebound, blocks shots, drives etc, impeccable footwork. And then she also hits from distance and can guard. Cersei, the aging vet on the Lannisport Lions, wants her dead for once committing SEVEN blocks on her in a game when she was a rookie. Currently coached by Cat for the Riverlands Fighting Trout. There is a not insignificant fanbase of lesbians who want her to crush their heads with her thighs online but she is tragically into disgraced ex-Lions player Jaime Lannister who keeps bumming around the Riverlands for unclear reasons.

<insert that one post about Aeron Greyjoy as a basketball player here>

Jon Snow has been fouled out of games with technicals. He has never made a basket apart from a fast break layup or a free throw— except for like, two separate years??? where he got his team to the semifinals through a buzzer beater logo 3????? Somehow the undisputed defensive player of the year, the most universally loathed player in his conference, beloved by his own team, and a guy who once went viral for a video of him crying on his girlfriend after HER team lost while she just sort of patted his head.

[nothin-purrsonal]

World’s worst nuclear family except I made them cats because I can

[raptorrobot]

woe gabe be upon ye

[daily-stupendium]

Day 44

[guzhufuren]

A few more joyful things from 1st and 2nd days of marriage equality in Thailand 💗❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Photos of happy couples:

[rocksinmuffin]

Freddy Krueger getting absolutely wrecked? Not sexually, I just want to read that man getting hit by a bus or something

This is the problem with having too many energy drinks, you think, arms pumping and heart pounding and soles of your shoes slamming against the pavement as a man with a gardening glove meant to trim hedges chases after you with the intent to use said glove to disembowel you. Sure, the caffeine keeps you going for a little bit, but when you do crash, you crash hard.

You don’t even remember falling asleep. You know you must be, though, because you aren’t usually chased through the streets by people who want to kill you when you’re awake. Well, except for that one time, but even you can admit you had it coming.

“I think I would like to wake up now,” you tell yourself, but no amount of pinching, slapping, or impending doom can jolt you from your nightmare.

You hear his awful raspy laugh behind you, getting closer and closer no matter how fast you run. Every time you look behind you, he’s closer than the last. You almost begin to lose hope.

“You can run and hide all you want, but you can’t win. This is a nightmare, kid. You’re in my world.”

You perk up at that. He’s right. This is a nightmare. And while nightmares might be the realm in which Freddy Krueger thrives, but it’s still your head that he’s inside.

You might be dreaming, but you’re not powerless. This is your mind, your turf. It’s your world now and he’s just living in it.

But not for long.

“Maybe I can’t beat you, but they can.”

Freddy turns his head to follow where you’re pointing just in time to see a pair of blaring headlights and a hint of a tasteful pastel pink and blue paint job before he is steam-rolled by the Down With Cis Bus.

You hear the crunch of bones as both the front and back wheel roll over him. The bus moves forward slowly, stopping only once the bus has cleared over Freddy’s body completely, exposing his crumpled Family Guy death pose.

Despite his sorry state, you hear a wheezing laughter comping from him. Slowly, Freddy stands on shaky broken legs, laughter growing louder. “Do you really think that’s all it takes to get rid of me?”

You both turn as the sound of a bus door opening cuts him off, followed by a mob of angry people who immediately surround Freddy Krueger and proceed to beat the absolute shit out of him.

You join in, getting a clap on your back and a couple cheers as you kick Freddy right in the mouth. Damn you love being a trans ally.

[im-thirst-trapped]

Rare hair back pic for the outfit of the day ~ 💜

[transplanarrpg]

It was Connie’s birthday yesterday (hehehe) so we made a limited edition shirt of your favorite Evil GM to celebrate it. you can nab it here LMAO

[mrfunnyinthebank]

was watching Mid-Century Modern with my neighbor (70 year old recovering catholic) and i was saying how i think it's really cool how one of the main characters is a guy who grew up in the mormon church and was excommunicated years before when someone found out he was going to Fire Island (lost his wife and kid) and now he's fully out of the church and living openly as a gay man (and has reconnected with his kid)

i said that i think it's very important to tell stories like that, because there's a lot of people who are in that situation or something similar

and this guy went on kind of a passionate rant lowkey like "it's so awful the people who fully buy into it, and their 'all-loving god' (very sarcastic) but you can't be be gay or bisexual or transgender"

i was like oh ok i'm watching the show work its magic right now i think

[memekeymouse]

man I never even finished watching dt17 but a weird thought just occurred to me

if webby is a “clone” of scrooge made using his dna

and lena is part of magica’s shadow given sentience

does. does that mean weblena is just dimeshipping but yuri?????