#also homer simpson

[jorenilee]

lesbian okuyasu is wario-coded

[excitementshewrote]

[slavonicrhapsody]

Rykard getting the second fewest votes in a best sibling poll???? you have GOT to be JOKING they did him so DIRTY!!!!! putting aside the fact that Malenia is obviously the best answer, Rykard is canonically a GREAT brother… he made sure both siblings (and mom!!) had at least one of his abductor virgins protecting them (and he even sent Radahn a whole army of them probably to aid his war effort), he supported Ranni in her plan to shed her empyrean flesh and plotted with her to overthrow the golden order (even if he has to challenge Maliketh himself!), and he has a portrait of Radahn hanging in his sitting room just because he loves and respects him… yeah he’s a nasty guy but there’s more evidence of his love for his siblings than there is for any other demigod barring Malenia and Miquella like come on!!!!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MSPAR, performing pushups, exhausted: …Two…

NIHKEE: [()] Actually, that’s just one. See, each pushup has both an “up” part and a “down” part.

MSPAR, collapsing: D'ohhh!

[thedisablednaturalist]

It's awful when I'm on the job and an elderly person asks me for help bending over/picking something up especially when they ask so nicely.. I haven't been able to find a polite way to refuse. It's hard being the designated young person when you're invisibly disabled

[hieronymus-botch]

Pet peeve of the day: When leftists treat The Simpsons as proof that capitalism is getting worse. Main characters having far larger homes than they could realistically afford with their job and housing market is a well-established sitcom trope, and then on top of that The Simpsons is a fucking cartoon where a town government can enact prohibition and Homer can become an astronaut with no qualifications and 2 weeks of training, you should not be taking it as some kind of realistic accurate depiction of the average American standard of living in 1989.

[rongzhi]

A special day

English added by me :)

[wazzi2ya]

Do you think maybe the reason Alastor's smile is sewn into place like that might be similar to the story where the og Loki had his own mouth sewn shut for using tricky wordplay on a bet he lost.

[snobgoblin]

what's a commercial from your childhood that you remember vividly

[pikminapplebloom]

if Homer Simpson was a fantasy character he’d be called Gnomer Simspon

his catchphrase would be “Gno’h!”

Also Marge would be an elf like in that one WoW ep with the olive oyl body type

[freeasfishes]

A Newsies episode of The Simpsons would be so dang good.

[irregularbillcipher]

"you saved my life, homer. then you ruined it. then you saved it again! and for that, i am forever neutral"

[zeibei]

save me freezeiceeeee

save meeeee

[golden--doodler]

They should make a ride for Bob’s Burgers that’s like The Simpsons ride at Universal, with Grover as the main villain except for Sideshow Bob. I’ve just been thinking about The Simpsons ride a lot since I went on it again recently (it’s so fun, omg), but just imagine how fun something like this would be, except with the Belchers?

[anglerfishenthusiast]

i randomly gaurt an AWFUL headache everyone pray for meeee :((

[petomerfanpageyesitsnotsatire]

LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THRM!!!

IM CRYING AT THE FACT ILL NEVER SEE THEM BE HAPPY TOGETHERR…,, 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏