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#the funniest ask from today#is from a taennope#being smug#and asking#‘why isn’t it a Hawaii dedicated book#when we literally got Type 1#lmao#taekook
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one of my favorite Andrew things was in blame it on my youth, where he's like yeah I remember but I can't USE the info, I just have it but there's not the backing to apply it and I think that's beautiful and really does add layers and reality to it. yeah Andrew can remember. but how much of life after undergrad is trivia? its about application, nuance, holding the differential for what it could be and having to be creative and critical enough to fix it. when new problems arise, you have to take the trivia problems from school and extrapolate.
#Andrew minyard#his brain is probably so cluttered with trivia#which I use as like#facts or memories whatever catch all#that he needs to practice the problem solving#but this is also something that a lot of pre 25 don't necessarily gert#because yeah you can google whatever#but what do you do with it#that's the whole point of so many gen ed things#taking what we know#and asking#and then what#but when your life revolves around memorizing stupid ass facts#looking at u my undergrad classes#it all feels so wortthlesssss and uselesssss
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My assumption is that you would gladly count RZKs butthole hairs.
😂
Bold of you to assume he has butthole hair and is not glatt wie ein Babypopo.
I love hair and would love to count his chest hairs, but I'll leave that specific region to others ;)
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Headcanons for ocs?
headcanons? About MY OCS??? OH, HOW I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY
(Also, quick question, does really count as headcanons when it's about your own oc's? I'm still fairly new to headcanons and other stuff like this-)
(Also Also, im writing these while waiting for a splatoon 3 match to start. Okay I'll stop stalling now.)
Kanaro is a BIG fan of anime!(wow, suprising I know :D) her favorite ones are My dress up darling and Inazuma eleven.
Charlotte sleep walks. She once sleep walked to the kitchen and somehow managed to make Mac and cheese. How did she do it? No one knows.
Loid has an older named Joseph (If you've seen my art then you'll know.) If we're talking about him in the slasher band AU, then they just bicker like normal siblings just with a bit more spice. If we're talking about in the non-AU world, then he doesn't even speak to his sibling anymore and they HATE and I mean HATE eachother. (to the point of murder)
Ace is a smoker, so ofcourse he would smell like cigarettes. However, he puts a TON of perfume or deodorant on himself because of that(and its a strong ass perfume too) his most used pack of cigars is Malboro.
Kanaro is interested in becoming an idol. So ofcourse when she searched for Idol animes, the first thing that popped up was oshi no ko. Ace quickly found out thankfully before our cinnamonroll could get traumatized-
The whole entire squad drinks and have different levels of not getting drunk.
Kanaro doesn't actually drink alcohol, she drinks spezi(a German drink which is REALLY good. Recommend it.) And tea.
Ace is the weakest one when drinking. Give him one shot of whiskey and he is gone. When he's drunk he's either knocked the F out, or he's very chilled out and wobbly, usually not even knowing what's happening half the time and just staring at the counter.
Charlotte comes in 2nd place but is very close to Loid. When she's drunk she starts dropping random ass facts about either her band mates or some random people she knows. (even her momma) "Yeah did you know Loids scared of spongebob? *hic*"
Loid is the strongest one. When he's drunk(which is Suprisingly common), he starts speaking French aggressively and starts speaking in a French accent. "Ohoho wouldn't gliding be FASTER?" He says as he proceededs to fall out of a window into a barrel.
Did any of the gang commit crimes? Ofcourse, almost all of them did.
Kanaro didn't commit any crimes(Logically, because how could this 9 year old child commit crimes :) )
Ace committed shoplifting
Charlotte committed driving while under the influence
Loid committed blackmail and scamming people on the internet(not sure exactly what it's called in a professional way-)
Our roommates here have a swear jar that gets filled up in a month. So who swears the most and who the least?
Charlotte swears the least. She either drops an F bomb because she gets pissed off or she hits her toe on a corner of a table (ouch)
Kanaro is the 2nd person to use the least of swear words but will say a few interesting words which she learned from Uncle Loid
Ace is uses a few more curse words then he'd like to admit. Most of the time he tries his best not to curse (especially when children are around, because what if they learn these heinous words? D:), so instead of saying Sh*t, he'll say "Aw man, that really ruffled my feathers :(" or something like that. But, if you read my short comic named *sailor mouth*, then you know when he gets pissed off he starts shooting cuss words like a mini gun lmao
Loid swears the most on a regular basis. He tries to lower his usage of them when he's around kids, but when it's wi1h Kanaro? He just straight up teaches her some new curse words 😭 then he gets scolded by Ace and Charlotte for that
That's all I could think of for now
I will 100% write more headcanons about the daylight roommates in the future
#ask#headcanons#oc#ocs#my ocs#oc headcanons#writing#headcanon#thank you for requesting#and asking#request
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Wait when a video game says it has puzzles it means figuring out what the character needs to do in a situation and NOT like phone mini games? Because if that’s true, it changes literally everything for me on steam
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
#Jesus Christ anon#that’s a wild mistake to make#TW: Necrophelia#did not think I’d need to ever use that tag#ask pirateprincessjess
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
#why is it almost every app and in the most random places#friend sent me a screenshot on Instagram and it's asking me if i want to edit the picture with AI#no I just want to view the image wtf#kratos#god of war#rambles of water and night
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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
#free palestine#palestine#gaza#free gaza#abdalsalam2000#gaza strip#palestinian#palestinian genocide#palestinian gofundme#palestinian art#palestinian fundraiser#justice for palestinians#palestinian resistance#palestinian lives matter#save palestinians#gofundme vetted#palestine gofundme#gaza gofundme#gofund.me#fundraisers#palestine fundraiser#fundraiser#gaza aid#gaza action#gaza ask#the gaza strip#palestinian authority#palpatine#palestin#queer
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

#“Evolution of man” image you are a linear path of one branch not a whole ass family tree#Someone straight up asked me if people came from monkeys why do e still have monkeys#Like bruh no hate the education system failed you BUT#If you came from your grandma then why do you still have cousins#That’s what you’re asking#Edited cause I wrote billion instead of million lol
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did… did she do that?
#WHY R ALL THESE ARTICLES ABT THE NEW ENGLAND SERIAL KILLER MENTIONING HER. FOR CLICKS?#i feel like its for clicks. i dont think taylor swift has murdered anybody#text#ask to tag
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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