#and before i made it to hell even...

[d-adpool]

WAIT IF I'M WHEELIE'S DAD NOW THAT MEANS I CAN TOTALLY CHECK OFF THE LAST ITEM ON THE RICE PURITY TEST

I HIT A SCORE OF ZERO 🥳🎉🍻 BUCKET LIST COMPLETE

[pokemon-radical-red]

“Yeah, so like I’m actually a trans man! Uh, I finally worked up the courage to tell you, so yeah…”

“Ewww… why would anyone choose to be a man? KAM! Like you have the choice to be a WOMAN and you CHOSE to be a man?????”

“Huh? You’ve always said you’re a trans ally. Some of our other friends are trans. Why would you-”

“Are you trying to say I’m transphobic? I acknowledged that you’re a man!”

[3twindragons]

It’s been a long dry spell for WinterHawk!

[nenoname]

ford's canon appearances in season 1

[cometblaster2070]

madame morrible has the worst fucking luck ever and I CAN'T because first of all after decades and decades of waiting she finally gets her most promising student yet right; she finally gets someone who actually has magic and who might actually be able to read the grimmerie and help further her and the wizard's plans and COINCIDENTALLY this student (bless her heart) is shunned and ostracized by literally EVERYONE including her own family and is desperately craving some form of parental love and affection and validation and acceptance and so madame morrible is like 'ooh this is fucking PERFECT this girl is going to be SO easy to manipulate into doing what I want what could possibly go wrong wow.'

and in comes the fucking pink lesbian.

because elphaba is shunned and hated and all of her peers avoid and detest her because she's weird and green BUT then all of a sudden?? out of nowhere??? she and her pink roommate who, mind you, had a choreographed song and dance routine which involved the entire student body in which they detailed how much they really really hate each other, got really fucking close??? now they go everywhere and do everything together??? they are attached at the hip and looking longingly into each other's eyes WHAT IS HAPPENING????

you are madame morrible and you think galinda upland is in love with your student and what is worse is that your student might be in love with galinda upland and that fucking SUCKS because how the fuck are you supposed to properly emotionally manipulate her now. and it makes absolutely zero sense to you because WHY is galinda upland, the most popular girl at shiz taking an interest in your student??? WHY IS SHE HERE, WHY IS THE FRUITY BITCH RUINING YOUR PLANS???

glinda's very EXISTENCE is a thorn in your side; her simply being herself and interacting with elphaba is probably the reason why you feel a headache coming every time you see them together and is perhaps the reason why you scream into your pillow at night because this absolute loser lesbian just being there might upend a huge fucking chunk of what you've been planning for years.

and then the fucking cherry on top of all of this your student decides to play vigilante and flies off into the sunset and then that leaves you stuck WITH her situationship who you hate more than anyone in the world and you're forced to sort of team up with her for a bit except she doesn't really know magic and she's just being sad and gay and moping about missing her girlfriend and you're sitting there FUMING thinking about how all these fucking witches are fruitier than fuck and all of them are useless to you at this point.

like this is just madame morrible at shiz after elphaba asks her to include glinda in their study sessions just realizing 'dear god I am going to be ping-ponging between these lesbians for the rest of my fucking life aren't I.'

ik she needed elphaba for the plot and for her dastardly plans but in all honesty if I was her and elphaba came up to me at 1am and was like yes please I need you to include my roommate with whom I have a homoerotic relationship in our study sessions or else I will quit right now. also, you have to go down to our party this very instant and tell her in person yourself bye and thanks, I would've just handed in my resignation letter right then and there and cut my losses.

[technically-human]

Hello!

I know it’s a bit late to ask, but if you’re still taking requests id like to request a dead patrol x good omens crossover. (Dp!Edwin is my all time favourite character)

Crowley finds Dp!Edwin in hell one day and takes him to Aziraphale. You can do whatever you like with that.

It’s unoriginal, yes, but it’s been on my mind and I used to love your dbda works (still do!)

Ps. I love your stobotnik works<3

He went on to meet Charles

ko-fi

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[candyheartedchy]

I think I just discovered a repressed fictional crush and I’m not sure how I should feel about it.

[metamatronic]

Who’s your favorite afton? (My favorite is Mike)

Michael will forever be my favorite. I’ve loved him since he was an unnamed FNaF 4 bully, lol.

[weekdaysend]

My SentOpLita 1AM relationship chart I did not think I'd be psycho-analyzing this dynamic as much as I thought I would..

[princessofghosts-posts]

When Percy "died" in BotL and went to Ogygia,everyone else thought he was actually dead-dead,no in between. And Nico was probably also freaking out because he felt his soul die in a strange way,but couldn't understand how and what was going on at the time.

But the thing is that with Thalia in the Hunt and Percy "dead",everyone thought Nico was the prophecy child,since they couldn't know about Percy and Thalia was off-limits as an immortal. And he was the only one left.

Nico was the prophecy child for a couple of days,before Percy returned.

And I can totally see Hades wanting to use this type of advantage later on,to have his son as the prophecy child in TLO,now he know he can technically do something about it. Which would explain why he would randomly want Nico to be an hero,when he literally took his children out of the Casino only a couple of months before everything was starting. If he wanted Bianca to be the child of the prophecy he should had take them out earlier,so that either she was a couple of years older than Percy or at the same age as him once Hades found out about his existence. So it was just a matter of months between the two and which day the war was going to happens. (Bianca is 12 in TTC,and since the Lotus is froze in time,if Hades took them out at the end of TLT she would have been the same age as Percy in TLO,or have Nico more older than 12.)

That's it,of course,if Bianca survived. And even with that she would probably had pulled a Thalia either way.

Idk,it was a bit OOC for Hades to kidnap Percy in TLO and have Nico as the prophecy child,since during PJO he didn't want to be with them after they isolated him,and his speech of "My children are always the evil ones,if one of them can be a hero then I will be recognized by the Olympians" is bullshit. Hades has one of the most kind and gentle child in the whole Universe and fucked him up with an inferiority complex. Nico was always one of the good ones,at the end of the day he helped them all even if they were shit to him. And it's something that it come out so strangely since in TLT Percy helped him to get his helmet back and was respectful to him (at least more than he is to the other gods),but I need to find something that makes sense about it.

Sorry about the rambling-

Anyway,yes,Nico was the prophecy child for a bit for the rest of the world. You know Zeus was dreading the day that prophecy was going to be true once he realized candidate A was out of the game. But he still escaped from it since Percy come back. Crazy thing to have on your resume.

[cowboy-robooty]

im not going to lie i have an illuminati type theory that fanfiction has gotten so fucking bad recently as yet another consequence of the pandemic

[brodorokihousuke]

don't give me cursed AU ideas like that 💀

[dimonds456]

Gonna say something controversial.

Ford Pines is a nuanced character who is neither good nor bad. Absolving him of his crimes is actively a detriment to his character and does a disservice to the storytelling of Gravity Falls, but defining him exclusively by his mistakes without taking the time to understand him is a purposefully bad faith take that actively makes your enjoyment of the show worse.

He is neither a good or bad person, because "good" people and "bad" people aren't real. There's just people. And people fuck up sometimes.

If no one fucked up and if no one held onto those fuckups sometimes out of sheer desperation, the world of fiction would be way more boring, unengaging, and dull.

Ford Pines is a mess and I don't want him to be sanitized or demonized. I just want him to be a mess.

Thank you

[b4kuch1n]

glorioso from last years twitterin

[qoldenskies]

You talk a lot about Donnie's triggers when it comes to Raph and Leo, but what about Mikey? Is there anything specifically related to him that would freak Donnie out?

mikey gets brought up the least because he's the least physically imposing, and he very rarely got violent. his abuse was almost solely psychological, at least in the beginning, whereas raph was mostly verbal and leo was a mix of,, uh. everything lol (note that even before he smacked him, even before the closet, he was mentioned to be throwing things at him). most of mikey's abuse was caused by leo except for that one incident in the kitchen, so donnie tends to see leo as more of a threat than he does mikey when he's in a bad headspace. when mikey's alone, he doesn't think he's going to be hurt UNLESS he seriously seems to upset or anger him. (i think if donnie ever hurts mikey during an episode, he's going to take it a lot worse than if it were raph and leo. partially because he's smaller and younger, but also because of. right after the closet. yeah)

i actually think most of the things specifically about mikey were addressed in cw, though, because they were more emotional things-- the fear of being talked about when he wasn't around, for example. all of the food insecurity stems from him, too. leo was a nasty evil gaslighter but mikey was the one that just outright lied constantly, mostly in an effort to "protect donnie's feelings" (or at least to look like he was) and that's a big reason he finds that so uncomfortable. of course he's going to correlate hiding things to actually protect his feelings with talking behind his back.