#and dex

[dangergays]

ive been listening to the encounter table for approximately one day and god i want dex and scott to kiss so bad

[nevermindigotthis]

Let me introduce you to Descry Hopeless. If you thought the Dead Men were cool and impressive, well, let me tell you about the coolest one. Hopeless is an immensely powerful mind reader. He reads the thoughts of everyone around him at all times. He spied on Mevolent during the war, he's the reason Meritorius was never assassinated, he's saved the Dead Men countless times and is as close to omniscient as a person can be. His magic is one of the best kept secrets around.

Due to his abilities, he's also the most empathetic person you have ever known. He knows you better than yourself and is a phenomenal therapist because of it. He can read a person so deeply that not only does he know all their secrets, even the ones they hide from themselves, but he also becomes them in a sense. You think you're fighting Hopeless? No. You are fighting yourself.

If you want to know more about Descry Hopeless, his origins, his friendship with Skulduggery and Ghastly, his ascent to Grand Mage of Ireland, you should really read https://archiveofourown.org/series/49976 and some of the other works of the amazing purplejabberwock on AO3. If you've gotten disillusioned with Landy, give this a chance. I promise, you will love it.

[a-bit-of-anything-not-everything]

Random Thought

I saw somewhere that the reason that girls have unrealistic views on boys is that all the books we read have unrealistically amazing guys BECAUSE THEY WERE WRITTEN BY WOMAN!!!

And movies are generally more focused on the woman being the unattainable view. 

Im sure there's something there, just cant put my finger on it...

[vitaliskravtsov]

sth sth sth "it's not a sin if you love him enough" vs "you'll never love him more than you do now" vs "it's impossible to love him enough to forgive the transgression"

[201xs]

get darrelled idiot

[infectedpaul]

hey im getting a vibe this isnt about nicknames

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

[tredlocity]

(Dex is owned by @ghoulcandy)

[steveover600]

PKMN 133/151 : Eevee @SteveFilters on Instagram

[dex-the-smart-one]

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

[lilystrations]

"Lassie" is getting a Baldur's Gate remake.

[admireforever]

One Day

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 215

Danny has found himself as a cat. And there’s good news and bad news about it. The good news is that he’s a magical cat or something similar, seeing as he has two tails and can go Very Big if he wants to. Bad news? He’s pretty sure they’re in a different dimension now. 

Cute news, both Ellie and Jordan are itty bitty kittens and utterly adorable, he would murder for them. They’re so tiny! Like, yeah they got physically de-aged before all this so they could properly pass as his kids- along with part of Dan’s parole- but this? He could hold them in his hands if he still had them! 

Alright! First things first, find a shelter and avoid the destroyed buildings along with whatever destroyed them in the first place. Then he could figure out if this is an accident or some sort of forced vacation. But shelter first. 

[daedric-gengar]

Tamagotchi Togepi evolution line ! ❤️💙🤍

Credit: starheavenly on Twitter

[vivipokedex]

archeops for @cherirb :3 thank you!