#and emails

[yurious-george]

anyone else just not have strong social needs? like, i'm perfectly happy with just my gfs and my close online friends. i show up to social events, i hang out a while, and then don't feel the need to coordinate another event.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Now that my mom is packing up all her stuff to move i Wonder if she'd b willing to send me some of my childhood possessions + my dads photos.. I want to scan his work and share it alongside my own he really loved photography we have endless boxes of photos like Ffuck...He wouldve LOVED social media lol

[fluffypotatey]

“you’re very social!”

i had to hype myself up for 10 minutes just to talk to you

[missygoesmeow]

when is it MY turn to be sacrificed to the old gods

[austennerdita2533]

All I want to do is read Klaroline fanfic but life isn’t letting me. 

[sunattacksthemoon]

😟😟

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[eggtrolls]

New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[glorious-spoon]

every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[cameoutstruggling93]

I don't know how I'm gonna make it to Friday this week. The first week of school is making our office INSANE and it is exhausting 💀

[phantomrose96]

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.