#and he used so many hashtags

[spirker]

Stede made this instagram post for Ed today.

[meirimerens]

the bickering habit

[7cfc00]

Flashbang ! 

[ducksbyday]

[more headcanons with Day! This time it's ✨Names✨]

I've been enjoying writing these sm

My favourite thing in story writing is making up these little details in universes, that don't really have an effect on the story or the characters, but just make the place feel complex, in depth and its complete own world. I have those for the Empires SMP too.

One of them is the idea that names work differently in that world than in ours. Instead of having a first in last name, peoples names exist out of a first (given) name, a second (chosen, descriptive) name and their place of residence/birth.

The given name is your first name your parents give you at birth. When you're very young you won't have a second name yet.

This is because you choose your second name yourself. This can either be like an actual second name (like my HC for Pix, it being Pixl "Winchester"), a nickname (Mythical "J. Sausage"), or a word that in describes them (Oli "The Champion", Fwhip "The Goblin").

And the third part of the name is your place of birth/residence (you can let it be changed later on, if you move to another empire, the empire stops existing or gets taken over by another one etc). But even here there is diversity. You either be from, of, or for an empire.

From is the standard. If you're from an empire that means you're a regular citizen. (Shelby "The Great" from The Evermoore).

If you're of an empire, this means you have some kind of leading role of the empire (Sherrif Jimmy "Sherrif" of Tumble Town)

The last one it for. This is a version of someones name only used when they're on duty for a empire that they're not from. A good example is Deputy F "The goblin" Whip For Tumble Town of Gobland.

Here are some names I created for the Empires:

Pixl "Winchester" for The ancient Capital

Fwhip "The Goblin" (for Tumble Town) of Gobland

Sherrif Jimmy "Sherrif" of Tumble Town

Prince Scott "Everywhere" of Chromia

False "Symmetry" from somewhere

Oli "The Champion" from Olipeligo from Afterlife

[starbuck]

The way both Bolsa and Eladio were 100% aware that Gus wanted revenge against the Salamancas and were even reasonably certain that he had started actively killing them, but, because he was so profitable to the business, they went out of their way to gaslight the entire family about this being the case on multiple occasions, only to be shocked and horrified when it turned out that the revenge thing applied to them as well.

[roryzs]

the one thing about toh is now i crave more kids that seem cool at first but they’re actually huge dorks. and this becomes progressively more apparent as the series goes on as it should be

[torturedpoetdean]

i understand your pain but i was so so so scared she would play back to december tonight cause i was in the trenches trying to get tickets for tonight and i didn't and if she played my #1 top song tonight i would die so i'm just glad she didn't play it 😭 however next weekend it's in more danger than ever...

-pinknatural

omg steph im so sorry you couldn’t get tickets 😭😭 all the songs she played this weekend were on my list and the pain is simply awful 😔 next week it’s gonna be all speak now most likely which is terrifying but also thrilling!! my friend is still trying to ge tickets for next week and if she finds any reasonable ones I’ll let you know!! If you can make it to KC of course

[leezuhh]

the xenophobia in genshin is crazyyy 😭

[bazpitch]

Ughh freshman year i took this fucking lib seminar on social justice and it was such a fucking mess lmfao like we had to read a piece from a fucking autism mom for instance and the dude who ran it was sooo petty and clearly didn't like me just bc sometimes i disagreed with him (like for instance we went into the whole saying dumb is ableist thing LOL) and to this day i despise him because i had the most unhinged conversation with him once where he said that i shouldn't throw stones if i live in a glass house (???) and kinda implied that i was cis even tho i Said i wasn't before the semester began like in a survey thing (he was cis btw!).. i was just not out in the class LOL.. like it still pisses me off.. this thirty something man was SOOO mad that some eighteen year old disagreed with him... absolutely insane !! i was like, one of the two people in the class that just took it bc i was interested tooo like everyone else took it bc there was free food 😭😭😭 reflecting on it rn bc until i DIE i will continue to wish hate on this dude

[ablednt]

I think everyone needs at least one unassuming media they read way too much into and like it only counts if you sound absolutely insane talking about it like you Cannot Be Normal about it, mentally you’ve got all the characters and plot points pinned up on a wall and your putting all these strings around and it’s largely incoherent but makes sense To You.

[hebimoonlightwrites]

Aaaaaaand another request is done!!

I seriously can't wait to finish them all :D there are some news I want to tell you, guys!

But for now.. how are you all? How have you spent these holidays? Yesterday it was Epiphany here and I celebrated with my family! I got a giant and red sock full of chocolate! (I think I should start a diet after this!! XD)

Also I'd love to do some collab with some bloggers I appreciate a lot! I think I'll text them soon uwu 'cause we all need more support and.. what's better than sharing our works?! It could even be a way to have some fun together, keeping respecting and appreciating artists!! :D

Need some time to think about something amazing though ;3

[arolesbianism]

Thinking spiraling upwards stuff that doesn't matter to the main plot again. Minkclan first arriving to the territories listening to the other clans argue abt which of them have the most violent history knowing full well that their medic was literally a serial killer and she doesn't even have the highest body count of them

[allseeingdirt]

me :

me : bloodline magic as an allegory for inherited privilege send post

[beaniebabs]

no 1 will ever kno how hard it is 2 b me 😔😔😔😔 (doesn’t know if i like he/him or he/they more)

[faeflowerz]

Savanaclaw Imprinting on You

I have nothing cheeky to say. Let's do this.

Warnings: My gross misunderstanding of animals, Bullying Leona for being a big chonk

Characters: Ruggie, Jack, Leona

Ruggie imprinting on you is an "oh shit" moment for him. He lives his life so casually and when he sees you, like really sees you for the first time, he's acting unwise. Ruggie will do things for you that he wouldn't for anyone else. He doesn't ask for you to return the favor. He even shares his food.

Now this last one is particularly special for him given that he values food more than his peers. Food is how he communicates and finds pleasure. I won't get too far into the feederism side, but I think there'd be a lot of "You should eat. Have you had breakfast?"

But it's not all picnics and dandelions. Hyenas are pretty scary if you piss em off. So if one of your guy friends touches you the wrong way or tries to tease him about his sudden obsession with you, he will go on the offense. Lots of growling and hes ready to turn them into a hashtag. You gotta drag him away every single time.

"Dude, you can't just go around picking fights with everyone! What's your damage, Ruggie?"

"I wouldn’t be so mad if those assholes kept their hands off of you!"

"That's what this is about? They mess around all the time, it's not a big deal."

"It is to me! I don't like it!"

"Okay, but why though? Why would you give a fuck?" You shake your head, frustrated by the look he was giving you.

"Because I'm jealous!" He barks. "I don't want anyone else touching you but me!" Everything is quiet as you try to process what he just said.

"Ruggie...what-"

"I like...being around you all the time. And all I can think about is you. And...ugh...this is so stupid." His cheeks are cute and pink as he mumbles his way though his confession. And you, you're smiling. Seeing him get so real with you is so sweet and touching. As he's trying to justify his behavior, you place a sweet kiss on his nose. Then he's all shishishi cause he got kissed.

When Jack imprints on you, he's pretty tsundere about it. Suddenly he's hanging around you and by extension the other first years. Its not like he loves you and how you smell and the way you laugh at your dumbass friends. He just...needs to be within five feet of you at all times. Oh, and that tail? It's wagging every single time you acknowledge him or give him attention. The most antisocial boy is suddenly craving your affection.

And of course Ace is gonna clown him for it. Though it feels a little bit different. "Is there somethin you're not telling us? No fair that you two have A Thing going on the down low."

"What are you even talking about?" Jack crosses his arms, clearly trying to keep cool.

"Come on, dude. You lit up when Prefect sat next to you," Ace pouts at the both of you before calling you out too. "Are you together?!"

"Wh-what?! What would make you think that?!"

And all of your friends have examples. Waay too many. And then, Ortho says, "You know, imprinting can happen to beast men too. There's a chance that-"

"What happens between me and Prefect is our business. I didn’t ask any of you to help me confess either."

Major self report. His tail is going a trillion per hour and he realizes what he just said. "Damn it."

"Ha! I knew it!" Ace chortles.

"Wow...that was pretty bold, Jack," Epel hides his grin behind his hand. As for you...

Well, you're smiling like an idiot. It's not like you haven't been purposefully saying and doing things to see his tail wag, make his ears flicker and see him smile a little. You can't pretend to be shocked as you look at Jack for a response. "Well, I guess I should have been honest from the start..."

So there you are, resigned to be a pillow for the biggest cat you've had the misfortune of knowing. Leona loves your thighs and like hell he's going to pass up on your free period to get some sleep. You've accepted your fate, but your legs are just as comatose as he is. As you try to shift around, this catman actually whines in protest. Inside, he's praying you didn't hear it. "Stop moving," he manages to say.

So, Leona's imprinted on you. Now what? Well, you're gonna know quite quickly. Like, it's kind of not a secret since Leona is so shameless with everything he does. Though, he won't actually say "I've imprinted on you." His actions are all the confirmation you need. Actually, he's the most overbearing because he will just drag you away from whatever you're doing just to take a nap with him. Are you in the greenhouse for a class? Well, too fucking bad. Leona wants you to give him attention. You know. Like a cat.

"M'leg's asleep," you complain. "Plus you're heavy."

"Neither of these are my problem."

"You're literally responsible for both."

"You callin me fat?"

"...maybe I am," Leona opens one eye to glare up at you. He wants to be mad. But seeing you so pleased by his reaction makes him melt a little. "What? All you do is eat and sleep what else am I supposed to think?" To your surprise, he sits up. You're about to ask but he flops on top of you, sending you both into the soft patch of grass. Leona's spooning you and your face is buried in his fat (and kind of fuzzy) tits. "Seriously?!"

"Look, you're just going to have to deal with the fact that you're one of the few people I can tolerate."

He's a real piece of work, isn't he? Still, his body is kind of warm and cuddly, huh? He would probably get mad if you said that out loud though.

[fire0nfire]

king of my heart | smau

pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader

summary: y/n is an F1 content creator loved among the grid and the fans, and more than one person ships her with lando due to how close they've always been. but when y/n goes to her first IndyCar race, the last thing she expects is being involved in rumours with another mclaren driver.

warnings: love triangle? kinda.

author's note: i might turn this into a mini series but i'll see how it goes. btw english it's not my first language so if there's any grammatical error please let me know so i can fix it, ty🧡 now enjoy!

part 1 | part 2

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patriciooward INDY500 colors and back in the streeetz🤩

user1 lookin' goooood🔥

arrowmclaren it'll look even better with confetti covering it😉 user2 admin knows a win is coming!! 💪

user3 Este es tu año, cabrón! VAMOOOOS 🇲🇽

user4 is it a requirement to be handsome to drive in mclaren? cause daaaamn

user5 same girl, same

yourusername black is the new papaya fr 🔥 can't wait for tomorrow!

patriciooward hopefully you'll be wearing #5 user6 OMG?!?!!!??? yourusername can't show favoritism! i'm a professional, sir patriciooward it can be our secret then 😉 user7 OH MY- HELLOOOOO? user8 landonorris come get your girl bro!!! user9 omfg mr o'ward i wasn't familiar with your game user10 y/n sweety, wrong mclaren driver landonorris 🤨 user11 she really said i want a mclaren, don't care which one😭 user12 and she's so real for that

user13 let's goooo Pato!! 🦆🧡

user14 y/n and pato's exchange?? NEW SHIP HAS ARRIVED!

user15 i feel like i'm betraying my roots but pato and y/n would be the it couple fr user16 SO TRUE user17 pato and lando deserve sooo much better.

user18 NOT LANDO REPLYING TO THE COMMENT 😂😂

user19 f1twt is about to have a blast with this one 🍿 user20 they already have #teampato and #teamlando hashtags going on 😭😭

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yourusername First IndyCar race ✅ can't explain how incredible this weekend was! I’ve had the pleasure of chatting to so many cool people, discovering so much about this series and meeting so many of you! 🧡 can't wait to show you everything soon 😘

user1 what a babeeeee 😍

frosenqvist so great to meet you! hope you come to another one again soon! 🏁

arrowmclaren we second this! user2 she's an indy girl now 😎 tkanaan especially after all the fun we had last night😜 yourusername oh i'll definitely come back for more races (and parties ofc🙊) user3 she's part of the family now! love to see it user4 mclaren team 🤝 us: being in love with y/n

user5 PATO INTERVIEW??!! WE WON

lissiemackintosh so happy to have met you!! 💖

yourusername can't wait to see u again 🥹 user6 MY FAVES 🤩🤩 user7 girls supporting girls 💞 user8 we need a colab!

landonorris y/n get out of there. That's not your family!

carlossainz55 y/n please hurry, the kid has missed you maxverstappen1 y/n please hurry, we can't stand him anymore maxfewtrell y/n please hurry, he gets whiny when you're not around alex_albon y/n please hurry, oscar is about to commit crime oscarpiastri that is correct, so please y/n hurry landonorris when i asked y'all to back me up, this is NOT what i meant 🙄 yourusername if it helps at all, i've miss you all 🫶 (except Lando) landonorris i hate y'all fr user9 this is the kind of content i pay my internet bill for 😂

user10 literal queen 👑

user11 she couldn't become lando's wag so now she goes to indy to try to find a man lol such a clout chaser

user12 girl stfu she's literally just doin her job user13 try not to sound so bitter next time 💋 user14 get a life, hater

user15 MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user16 i don't think we're talking enough about that last photo

user17 RIGHT?! Y/N X PATO LET'S GOO user18 nah y/n x lando >>>>>>>>

patooward Indy looks good on you 💯 i wonder who took that amazing first pic

yourusername credits to you, amateur😘 user19 you can't convince me they're not flirting user20 i truly don't know if i wanna be pato or y/n... i only know i'd hate to be lando rn 😭 user21 y/n and lando are the endgame user22 Y/N X PATO TILL THE END

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sooo.... y'all want part 2?