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weepingalaxy · 3 months

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if jeremy and michael knew each other, don't you think the bites would feel rather similar?

#michael afton #michael ''survivors guilt'' afton more like #crying child #evan afton #cassidy afton #no im not debating which it is. anyway #jeremy fitzgerald #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #the bite of 87 #the bite of 83 #medical /#if something is inaccurate I DONT CARE!!! its about the vibes #lmk if anything else needs to be trigger tagged

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beybuniki · 5 months

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they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :')#anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee.#and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :')#and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw)#idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all)#but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au:#fishing

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ohposhers · 7 months

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troll who isnt allowed caffeine or she'll reenact the Hammy energy drink scene from over the hedge clay prefers tea anyway

#bruce is back home so hes not in the comic (i couldnt fit him in frame)#i stopped halfway through working on a different troll comic to make this troll comic this keeps happening #of the firm belief trolls have animalistic traits so they hashtag PLAY HARD #im talkin pouncin chasing biting etc etc #let my girls be rowdy at 8 in the morning (branch has babyproofed most of the bunker so they dont knock shit over when they run around)#trolls #trolls band together #clay trolls #john dory trolls #viva trolls #poppy trolls #branch trolls #brozone #im not tagging this as cliva cause imo they are found siblings fuck u but if u see them as lovers i support you barely #im kidding live your dream idc #my art #floyd trolls

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choccy-milky · 2 months

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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕

#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever #also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh #also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO #we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer #and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee #clean shaven

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dex1o · 6 months

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ankle biter

#gin's the type of kid to bite everything #i dont take criticism #gin ibushi #yttd gin #keiji shinogi #yttd keiji #your turn to die #doodle #yttd

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umblrspectrum · 5 months

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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

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girlboyburger · 4 months

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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating #be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting #and are still making them anyways #im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark #you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like #ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr

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barghest-land · 3 months

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it's my birthdayyyy

hello!! oh well i got older and now i'm 28. just wanna drop some of my works here again for a please-share-my-stuff post, cuz some attention for what i do would be the best gift. i work as a director and art director (i also do character design, backgrounds, storyboards, color and animation keys, voice actors direction and tons of other stuff). when i have some free time i do mostly paleoart (pterosaurs my beloved), sometimes fanart if i feel a bit crazy. and that's exactly what i posts here so feel free to say hi! :D thank u and i hope you all are safe<3

#i remember some people telling me that my job feels kinda intimidating but i dont bite i promise #i'm chill and silly especially irl #feel free to say stuff or ask anything!!#mwah #barghest barks #art #artists on tumblr #paleoart #fanart #rdr2 fanart #bg3 fanart

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desire-mona · 3 months

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um uhmm ummmmmm.. wilson forearms btw

#desire mona #media #i feel like such a fucking freak #if i dont get a rabies shot in 2 seconds im gonna start thrashing and biting and frothing #house md #james wilson #hate crimes md

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presiding · 1 year

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her.

art by @ferretrix commissioned for the contract

#billie lurk #dishonored #i dont even need to say anything about this. look at her #smiling billie is everything to me.#FERRETRIX ART *BITING BITING BITING*#ferretrix #my commissions

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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more of the dapper lad! i Cannot get him out of my brain

#i sit down to draw dragons and/or ocs and OOPS my hand slipped its wally #hes so. bites him bites him bites him #but affectionately <3 #but also with affectionate intent to maim <3 #every time i feel like my feelings about him are starting to level out to a normal baseline....#....i feel a heart squeeze and im back to insanity #welcome home #scribble garnish #wally darling #welcome home wally #welcome home puppet show #also i am once again imaging that he is modeling for sally #this is alternatively titled 'consistency? dont know her'#his hair confuses me so much #no matter how many times i look at references or draw him it still baffles me #which way does it curl? how does it floof? fuck if i know!#yknow before i drew this i set out with the intent to put Other neighbors in schmancy outfits #and then i saw that colorblock shirt. and it all went downhill #its 2 am now.#i spent a solid hour making a fancy background but i scrapped it bc it was Too Much

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mochinomnoms · 1 month

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We hold a biting party 🎉

ALL THE OCTOTRIO BOYS END UP WITH BITE MARKS NONE CAN ESCAPE

Something something Azul laughing at the tweels when they whine about yuu biting their tail and ear fins slightly because "Ah so you don't like it when it is done to you huh?!" I like the hc that they teethed on Azul's tentacles when the tweels were elvers :3

-Vaquita

Azul 100% gets some sort of satisfaction in seeing the twins get bitten too, though it's not nearly as painful (or outright threatening) as growing up with the two wanting to straight up eat him.

The twins will complain of course, someone, dull teeth or not, is still biting them. Floyd is more prone to straight up shove you off if he's not feeling it, though not even an hour later he's cooing at how cute it is to see you try and bite him and now he's baiting you.

Jade is amused, though he does ask that you don't leave a mark on him, he's much too fragile you see~ He's not sure he could handle it! Plus, if you leave a mark on him, he might just have to return the favor...

#mochi asks #vaquita anon #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #i just think their fins and skin would feel neat i dont even want to bite into them just bite them you know

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astarionancuntnin · 4 months

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