#and i eat it up EVERY. TIME.

[majicmarker]

vc andrews is like “your mom’s hot. there’s a big house. your grandma’s a bitch. your grandpa’s a fckin freak, probably. you’re either more related to your crush than you thought or congratulations you’re not related at all!!! also tho you can fuck your relative but ONLY if he’s your brother, MAYBE a hot uncle. your dad is pointless. who is heart disease, i don’t know her, everyone in the world dies in a car accident (jungle cat maulings are an outlier but not out of the realm of possibility). there’s another big house. your haircut is terrible.”

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[izacore]

Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 1.

[caramel-cream50]

[caspervi]

Socmed aus be like:

[rxseinbloom]

Those “who’s your godly parent” quizzes are always like:

“What do you do when you’re stressed?”

- Fight my enemies, they need to know who’s boss🤺👊💪💥

- Go underwater or swim, the ocean always calms me down 😌🌊💧🐟💦

- StrEsSed?? I don’t Get stressed I’m too smart and intelligent to get stressed I use my massive brain and super skills to think my way out of any problem my brain is so wrinkly I can’t even begin to fathom to concept of stress I’m so smart —

- Go to the metal shop and make something cool and creative because I’m better with my hands than my thoughts

- Die

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[loveualottie]

Every single just rolled with it is like

Bizly: I’m rolling the d4… it’s condi!

*5 min conversation about how it’s always condi*

Condi: welcome back to just rolled with it the show after the show where we talk about the show. Today we’re talking about .. what episode is it?

*2 min conversation about the previous episode before they realise*

Grizzly: so what are your thoughts on the episode?

*5 min conversation about a silly bit from the end of the episode*

Grizzly: lets start from the beginning

Bizly: what even happened

*charlie pulls out notes*

*10 min conversation about episode which leads to long tangent*

*bizly and Charlie start doing a bit*

Grizzly: guys am I annoying be honest

Condi: that’s all the time we have for today. I need to shit

Charlie: squirt you later

[ghouljams]

Love that "Ghost distribution system" is making its way through the Fandom as shorthand for both: "Ghost is a wet cat of a man and we are going to save him because no one else will" and "Ghost desperately wants to take care of someone so he can be a good boy, this man is a dog(affectionate)"

[papertowness]

every house episode i’ve watched ( so far )

person doing something ( usually ) mundane ( only sometimes exciting and / or questionable ) : * collapses *

* banger theme song *

cuddy : house 😡😡 do your clinic hours 😡😡😡 also take this case

house : people suck also you have big yonkers

cuddy : 😏 just do your job

house : did you get laid

wilson : none of your business

house : sex joke

wilson : haha

—

house : tell me what this person has

foreman : there is something wrong with their brain

cameron : no theres not it’s not possible because of the blood

chase : it’s shartheadphoriasis

house : you are fucking stupid . foreman you are Black . cameron get a life . also do these eight billion tests . it is nobitchalitis

foreman chase and cameron :

house : why are you still here

—

foreman : house is wrong

cameron : hes in pain 🥺🥺🥺🥺

chase : oh my god house is right

—

house : wilson i’m going to do this

wilson : wow so maybe don’t

house : i do what i want and also you’re annoying

—

patient : * is better *

chase : how are you feeling

patient : better

patient : i can’t breathe

patient : * almost dies *

foreman and cameron : * shock them *

patient : * comes back *

—

patient ( in clinic ) : my stomach hurts

house : your wife is cheating on you , you have an std and also you suck . smoke a pack and call it a day

—

chase : it’s not nobitchalitis

wilson : it’s not cancer

foreman : i told you you were wrong house

house : fine . foreman and chase go break into their house . cameron go sing a lullaby or something

cameron : >:(

—

chase : we found mouse shit at the house

house : it’s loserfaceia

cameron : its not loserfaceia

house : shut up and run the tests

—

wilson : you have no social life

house : and you do ?

wilson : i’m your only friend and you’re crazy and i don’t even like you

house : you’re a loser

—

foreman : you’re right is loserfaceia

house : we have to treat it

—

cuddy : house you are not giving your patient a new organ 😡😡😡😡 apologize to your clinic patient

house : no and i do what i want

—

patient : * doesn’t want the transplant *

foreman : they don’t want the transplant

house : they have to have it

chase : what do we do

house : we have to convince them

cameron : we can’t

—

house : you have to take this or you die

patient : i’m going to say something really relevant to the way you are

house : let me save you

—

house : we’re doing it

cameron : you got them to agree ?

house : sort of

—

* transplant *

—

* end of episode montage *

—

* house being sad *

—

fade out

[octoir]

tomarry hot take: I actually don’t think Harry would even come close to defeating Tom in a duel

I think he COULD come close, with extreme levels of training and practice, but that classic “step into DADA and whoop Tom’s ass” scene? guys…I have something to confess.

Tom’s a fucking nerd.

he’s studied and practiced dark magic for years. he’s canonically regarded by DUMBLEDORE as the most brilliant student to ever walk through Hogwarts. Tom would DESTROY him.

imho the real fun of tomarry comes from the subsequent arc of Harry training to defeat him, and then actually coming close, and THEN Tom starts to become intrigued bc who the fuck is this semi-competent little shit?? and why is he now thinking about him all the time??

[stringcage]

wesper fans when they see the blurriest backgroundest barest bones picture of jesper and wylan in the same frame

[gomzdrawfr]

Debrief

[soaked-doors]

how zoros injury from mihawk is handled in opla vs the animanga will always be so funny bc in opla we spend an entire episode watching luffy agonize by zoros bedside and go on hunger strike while waiting for him to wake up and then in the anime luffy throws him into a rooftop after arlong rips his bandages off and he’s free bleeding all over the place

[flashhwing]

i love the kirkwall squad because they all have such protagonist energy. any of them could be the main character. except for varric but he did that on purpose. any of the rest of them could be the main character

[kisskissgotohell]

i think the funniest thing about reading tgcf for the first time, after being in the mxtx fandom for two years, is that nothing i learned thru osmosis even remotely prepared me for how many times xie lian poisons people on purpose