#and i hate it so fucking much

[malewifemanhunter]

the amount of jealousy i can experience on a daily basis is so fucking exhausting bc like... on a rational and like idk, fundamental level, some of these things just don't bother me, but for some fucking reason yes they fucking do and i hate ittttttttt

[backpackingspace]

Guys help how the hell do I make this new notification thing go away. I hate it I hate it I hate it

[beansnpeets]

The post office is supposed to be open at 8am on weekdays. I told my boss I'd be a little late this morning so I could pop into the post office before I leave for work so I can pick up my sup because they'll be closed Friday, probably Saturday because they do that, and Monday. I get to the post office just before 8. Nobody there. I wait until 8:04. Nobody there. Call. Voicemail says 8-5 weekdays. Leave a message saying it's 8:04 and I need to pick up my parcel before the weekend and are they gonna be open Saturday or will they be closed for Easter weekend. I do not expect a call back, but I'm MAD.

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

[teethburied]

lestat + piano

[meimeikyu]

wish i could see negative stuff about stuff i enjoy n go its okay its not for everyone! unfortunately and against my will my emotions are entirely based on those of things around me

[ichorandpride]

you are the goofiest guy ever

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[excali8ur]

When you meet your past lives but they're all ignoring you and freaking out over this one guy?

I've seen a few versions of this floating around with the different Leos and I wanted to have a go at doing one for Mikey. They're all collectively realising what a bus sized bullet they dodged by not ending up as messed up as Ronin

[chillllii]

i dont think i have room to still be upset at old friend

sometimes i don't really care either?

like i've acknowledged that i was an asshole and could've been better but also i never allowed myself to get mad or upset back at them

[eckswizi]

one thing that is often lost on modern audiences watching the Back to the Future series is that, in 1985, the DeLorean was well known for being a shitty car. The only reason the DMC DeLorean is remembered fondly today is because of BTTF; had the movie never happened, it would’ve been one of those fancy cars lost to time and remembered only by car nerds (trust me, there’s examples of this). Potentially the primary reason for choosing the DeLorean to be the time machine is because of how notoriously bad it was. We even see Marty question Doc’s choice to use a DeLorean, and at the climax of the first movie we see the car fail to start when Marty is lined up to drive towards the wire. The DeLorean was known for being overly heavy, clunky, prone to breaking down, and annoying to maintain.

Basically, what I’m saying is, if Back to the Future was made today, they’d use a Cybertruck.

[lotus-pear]

cringefail exes oh my god

[golyadkin]

it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it

[aspenwitch]